Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 56 Considering Sterilizing Char Siu Pork

For a while, the live broadcast room exploded.

"Pfft, why do you want the mountain master to die, the goddess is a Sanda coach."

"I have prepared the coffin for the black man, and I hope the mountain master is okay."

Tang Qingyuan also took out his mobile phone and saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, his expression straightened.

"Shanzhu, in order to prevent your straight male cancer from reaching the advanced stage, now I will teach you how to fall in love and make the girl happy!"

Lin Yang waved his hands when he heard the words: "No need, really no need!"

"Sir, don't be cowardly, this is a good opportunity to reach the pinnacle of your life, don't be afraid!"

"The owner of the mountain agrees quickly, or I won't cancel the pass."

"That's right, this is the goddess teaching you how to fall in love."

"Shanzhu's skills in picking up girls are too bad. I suggest asking the goddess to teach her. When I see a girl, my blood pressure goes up."

The char siu pork also hummed, expressing its deep agreement.

Tang Qingyuan patted his chest: "Shanzhu, don't worry, practice is the ladder of progress, I will teach you."

"Well, if you like me and want to chase me, what should you say?"

Lin Yang was taken aback for a moment, Tang Qingyuan took over the role so quickly.

"If we met for the first time today, what would you say? Think of me as a girl."

After Lin Yang thought about it, he suddenly popped out two words: "About?"

???

Tang Qingyuan's face was full of doubts, she felt that the mountain master's brain circuit was extremely strange, what the hell!

"No, I'm laughing to death, do you want a date?"

"I understand, I'm going to practice it now, what should I do? I was slapped in the face."

"Shanzhu's pick-up skills are really 6, what else can I say."

Tang Qingyuan took a deep breath and suppressed the throbbing in his heart: "Can you be more tactful!"

"If anyone hears it, call the police."

Lin Yang was speechless: "Your difficulty is too high, so the moonlight is beautiful tonight."

"Where is the beauty? It's daytime, okay? What are you doing, Lord Mountain!"

Tang Qingyuan was full of dissatisfaction, he really didn't know how the girl fell in love with Lin Yang.

Lin Yang coughed, feeling a little embarrassed: "No, your difficulty level is too high, the girl likes me."

"So you have to play a free girl, so as to reflect my skills."

Hearing the words, the char siu rou laughed twice, as if mocking Lin Yang.

"Why do I want to laugh when I see the mountain master?"

"An appointment? Mountain Lord?"

"Straight male cancer is terminal, there is no cure, it is recommended to give up treatment."

Hearing the words, Tang Qingyuan rubbed his forehead: "Okay, you have to understand the girl's intentions, then I'll start now."

"Shanzhu, what do you belong to?"

"Didn't I say it in the live broadcast? I belong to the dog."

Tang Qingyuan smiled slightly: "No, you belong to me!"

"Hey, are you a dog?"

Boom!With a loud noise, a bamboo beside Lin Yang fell to the ground.

Lin Yang's cold sweat broke out for a moment, and he swallowed his saliva: "Speak up if you have something to say."

"My role model, straight man of steel."

"I'm already anticipating the death of the mountain lord."

"The owner of the mountain is manipulative, I laughed so hard!"

Tang Qingyuan smiled and said: "I'm sorry, I won't miss the next punch. No, I made a mistake. I'm sorry, I accidentally hit it."

Lin Yang touched his chest: "Well, I'm used to it, it's normal for girls to touch me."

It's just that after he finished saying this, he subconsciously took a few steps back and looked at Tang Qingyuan warily.

"Let's continue!"

Lin Yang wiped off his cold sweat: "Do you want to continue? I feel that the black man has smiled at me."

Tang Qingyuan smiled, but there was a cold chill in the smile.

"This is a special training! It is specially designed to cure your straight male cancer."

Char Siu Rou laughed at Lin Yang, this scene was simply too funny.

Tang Qingyuan took a deep breath: "Shanzhu, let me ask you a question now, do you like barbecued pork?"

"I like it, what's the matter? The char siu pork is so cute."

"Then let me make your barbecued pork?"

Tang Qingyuan blinked, making it impossible to refuse.

"Well, yes, but I'm thinking about bringing barbecued pork for sterilization recently, do you want to come together?"

"Lord of the mountain!"

"Hey!"

Then mixed doubles for men and women, not for bears and women's doubles!
"Grass! Why are you trying to die, Lord Mountain, my role model!"

"Silent silence, I feel that Shanzhu's straight male cancer is beyond cure."

"Warning! Enemy nuclear fusion strikes have begun deployment."

Lin Yang hugged his head and cried: "That's enough, didn't you want to teach me, you gave up so soon!"

Tang Qingyuan gritted his teeth with hatred: "Sorry! I was impulsive."

"The owner of the mountain is so humble, he was beaten by char siew."

"No, I'm going to spit out all the rice I laughed."

Lin Yang calmed down: "I want to ask you a question, have you ever had a date?"

Tang Qingyuan was taken aback, and thought for a while: "Probably not."

"Then shall I use you as a single dog to teach? I have a wife, so the show ends like this!"

Lin Yang immediately found a reason to refute it.

"Dangerous! I feel that the main mountain is finished."

"The owner of the mountain is definitely full."

Tang Qingyuan clenched his fists: "Shan Zhu, do you still want to learn how to make girls happy?"

Lin Yang waved his hand, with a proud face: "I'm not bragging! Even if I don't do anything, the girl will be happy."

Tang Qingyuan was extremely angry, and Lin Yang had to be deflated today.

"Then let me ask you one last question. Your mother and I fell into the water. Who do you save first?"

"The problem of the century has begun, and I knew the goddess would ask this question."

"Now I feel that the mountain master has fallen into the pain of choosing, and I want to hear how the mountain master answers."

"I guess the owner of the mountain will definitely choose my mother."

Lin Yang was taken aback for such a simple question.

"This question is simple. According to the law, I must save my mother. I don't want to become Zhang San, an outlaw."

"Zhang San: ???"

"Pfft, the mountain lord answered the question cleverly."

"It seems that according to the law, you really have to save your mother first."

Tang Qingyuan supported his head: "Answer again!"

Lin Yang froze for a moment: "Then your dad and I fell into the river, who do you save first?"

"Don't answer questions with questions!"

"Do you like me?"

Tang Qingyuan was taken aback, and quickly replied: "I like it."

"If you like me, don't ask me this kind of question."

Tang Qingyuan was going to be blown up by Lin Yang at this time.

"Then I don't like you, tell me the answer quickly!"

Lin Yang said solemnly: "You don't even like me, and you still want me to save you. I'm not an idiot!"

He raised his head slightly, his face full of confidence.

"Pfft! The problem of the century has been solved by the mountain master."

"Understood, let's find a girlfriend to match up, wait, I don't seem to have a girlfriend, Cha Lemon!"

"Good job, I deserve a reward. I thought it was a unique skill, but I didn't expect it to be a great job!"

"Learned, learned."

Lin Yang chuckled: "Why, don't you ask?"

"Lin Yang!"

With a roar, Tang Qingyuan rushed directly towards Lin Yang.

(End of this chapter)