Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 572 No Fuel-Efficient Lamp

When Lin Yang returned to the fishing area, it happened that the barbecued pork also came back.

The roaring sound was extremely manic, resounding in all directions and immediately attracted everyone's attention.

People turned their heads to look, and saw Xiao Jin following behind the char siu meat, and behind Xiao Jin... a group of golden monkeys!
"I'm going, the army of golden monkeys? You really want to fight the army of koi carp, this fucking pork!"

"The army of golden monkeys against the army of koi carp? Nima, I already have a sense of the picture, hahaha this trip to Shushan is worth it, it's so worth it."

"The golden snub-nosed monkey fights with the koi? How is it going to be done? Is the golden snub-nosed monkey going into the water or the koi going ashore? How can you still imagine the picture?"

"That's right, how do the golden monkey and the koi fight? Is it a fight? But the koi can't make a sound."

"It's all right, don't make trouble, be quiet, and just watch it?"

The audience and the fans in the live broadcast room were discussing frantically, and some even bet against each other, betting on who would win from the golden monkey and koi armies.

At this time, the char siu pork had already reached the shore, and he pointed at it with a stick, and said wildly: "Come up to me, come on, come up and do it to me!"

In an instant, the army of golden monkeys who had been fighting high was stunned.

Audience fans can't understand what char siu pork means, but the golden monkeys can understand it.

So at this moment, even Xiao Jin was staring at the char siu pork, and said, "Is there something wrong with you? You want fish to come up to fight with you? What about your face? Dead panda, don't you even want your face now?"

The char siu rou suddenly turned his head, stared at Xiao Jin, and babbled: "Screw the ball, who are you here to help? Which side are you on?"

Xiao Jin was stunned, then gritted his teeth and fell silent.

The audience and fans looked dumbfounded.

"What's going on? Was Char Siu Rou talking to Xiao Jin just now? What did they say?"

"What about the translation, the translation in our live broadcast room is coming soon."

"It's coming, it's coming, let's stop for a while and watch us translate."

"Xiao Jin: How many fish will I share?"

"Char Siu Pork: Divide the balls, you want to share the fish after eating bananas? Can you eat it?"

"Xiao Jin: Fuck you, uncle, you want me to fight for you if there is no benefit at all?"

It happened that Lin Yang was also watching the barrage in the live broadcast room at this time, seeing this translation, Jane was speechless.

So it's obviously Xiao Jin who is saying that char siu pork is shameless, okay?

In fact, the guy with char siu pork is really shameless now, and in a blink of an eye he started yelling at the koi in the water again: "Dead fish come up, aren't they quite capable? Don't you want to bully the few with more? Come on!" When you come up, I will stand still and let you fight, dare to come up?"

Lin Yang was simply convinced.

The koi in the water were even more annoyed, they couldn't help becoming manic, and all of them murmured in the water, making a sound that only Lin Yang could understand.

"Damn panda, you really don't want to criticize face!"

"It has a ball-like face, only Nima knows it's called, it's nothing, bah!"

"Damn it, I really want to go up and get it!"

"I'm a fucking dog, but I can still meet such a shameless dead panda."

Countless koi, all kinds of voices, among which the language is so rich, it made Lin Yang extremely messy.

This is really worthy of being a master, there is no fuel-efficient lamp at all!

That is, these fish cannot go ashore, otherwise the precipice will be as good as barbecued pork, and it will even be more troublesome!

boom!Suddenly there was a loud noise, and the water splashed in all directions in the river!
People were stunned to see that it was the guy named Char Siew Pork who suddenly lifted a big rock and threw it at the koi carp.

And this was just the beginning, there were quite a few stones nearby, and in the blink of an eye, Char Siu Rou picked up a bigger stone and smashed it down hard at the place where the koi carps were most dense...

boom!Whoa!

The water was splashing, the fish were scattered, but the char siew meat was yelling and yelling: "Come on, let me come up, I dare not come up? You are so fucking cowardly, it's useless to give you a chance! "

All the fans in the live broadcast room were convinced.

"Rely on him, this dead panda is too much, did you go to Shushan with me to sanction it?"

"Let's go, let's go together, the char siu pork must be sanctioned."

"Wan Duzi, char siu pork is about to fall out of favor."

"Char Siu Pork: Is this going to fall out of favor? Then I want to stew this group of dead fish even more. Don't even the goddamn king stop me today!"

This may be true, at least the Char Siew Pork is throwing stones into the river like crazy at this moment, causing the water to splash and countless koi to churning on the river surface, making all the audience on the shore shouting non-stop.

Basically, everyone is shouting to stop the char siu pork, after all, they may be able to take the koi home to attract wealth, but what can a char siu pork do?Could they still take the barbecued pork home?
So people's thinking is still quite clear, basically all of them are overwhelmingly on the side of the koi.

However, it turned out that everyone's worries, whether in the audience or the fans in the live broadcast room, were unfounded - after half a day, no stone hit a koi at all.

Even the char siu rou couldn't help frowning, and stopped and muttered non-stop: "What the hell, this group of dead fish hides so fast? Is it true that even one of them can't be killed?"

In the distance, Hua Shiruo bit her lip and pulled Lin Yang: "Are you still watching? Hurry up and stop it."

Qin Xiaorui saw some clues: These koi seem to have really become fine!
"Hey, hey." Char Siu Rou suddenly turned his head and shouted at Xiao Jin: "What are you doing there, dead monkeys? Hurry up, hit them with stones, and kill them!"

"Squeak." Xiao Jin jumped directly onto a tree on the shore, and then responded to the char siu pork: "Last ball, you fucking jumped into the water to do it yourself, only Nima knows howling on the bank, don't It’s embarrassing to say that I know you!”

"Damn monkey, you're really looking for smoke, aren't you?" Char Siew Rou thumped his chest and groaned loudly.

Xiao Jin turned around directly, pointing his butt at the barbecued pork.

There were bursts of laughter all around.

The char siew pork jumped up in anger, obviously wishing to stew that dead monkey together!
At this moment, the little panda Taotao ran to the shore, and yelled at the countless koi in the water: "Come on, come and fight with Benbao, let's see how Benbao kills you and make soup!"

Everyone was stunned, and before everyone could react, there was a sudden loud noise on the surface of the water, a super big koi weighing more than 200 kilograms jumped out, and volleyed its tail directly towards Taotao...

At this moment, everyone is stunned!

(End of this chapter)