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Chapter 62 Barbecued Pork Picking Chicken Cubs!
Chapter 62 Barbecued Pork Picking Chicken Cubs!
"Shanzhu, you are not bragging, can you tell the male and female of these chicks?"
"I feel weird, these chicks have not fully developed their organs."
"Pfft, there are so many chicks, how can the mountain master recognize them all?"
Lin Yang snickered in his heart, his face full of confidence, he had identification skills, and finally this tasteless skill was useful.
How could it be possible for those who have been appraised to be unable to pick out the male and female of the chicken cubs.
Tang Qingyuan frowned as he looked at the pile of native chicken seedlings. You must know that the most difficult thing to distinguish among native chickens is their gender.
This time she is not optimistic about the mountain master.
"Hey, isn't this Yangzi? Why are you here to buy native chickens again, and go back to your old business?"
A middle-aged man saw Lin Yang and said hello. After all, Shushan is a small place and everyone knows each other.
Lin Yang smiled slightly: "Uncle Lu, do you have any better hen seedlings?"
"Look at what you're asking. In the ten miles around, the best hen seedlings are all here."
"Look, these are all new varieties, absolutely foolproof."
Uncle Lu waved his hand with confidence.
"However, I can't tell the difference between the male and female chicken cubs. It will depend on your luck."
After all, a hen can lay eggs and cook soup, which is cost-effective Kobe old hen, old hen, but no old rooster.
The reason why Lin Yang slaughtered all the chickens before was because these roosters crowed at five o'clock every day!Keep him awake.
When it comes to Lin Yang's eyesight in picking chickens, he can pick out eight males out of ten chickens.
But now that he has identification skills, he will definitely not overturn.
"Fans, watch my performance next."
In the next second, he glanced at the chick cub and activated the appraisal skill.
"Public, public, public..."
???
Holy crap, Lin Yang was stunned for a moment, what the hell?Why are they all public? He suspected that Uncle Lu was cheating himself.
Grass, the most important thing is that these chicks are still running around.
Lin Yang looked at it for a long time, and finally found a female. He was just about to catch it, but he didn't expect that little thing to run away, and he was speechless.
This appraisal of stepping on a horse is too tasteless.
Tang Qingyuan looked at Lin Yang with a half-smile, his face full of ridicule.
"Shanzhu, why didn't you choose? I'm still going to watch your performance."
Lin Yang was a little embarrassed, but he still had a thick skin.
"I didn't say I chose. In fact, today's protagonist is char siu pork!"
The char siew blew twice, lying on Lin Yang's head with a serious look.
Lin Yang must be sure that there is a cheating tool of barbecued pork here, and he is afraid that he will not be able to pick out the male and female.
Uncle Lu glanced at the barbecued pork on Lin Yang's shoulder and couldn't help teasing it.
"Char Siew Pork, now it's your turn to choose the chicks. Remember, you want female chickens, not male chickens."
"Pfft, the owner of the mountain is too funny, how can it be possible to let the char siu pork pick the chickens?"
"It took a long time for the mountain master to let the char siu pick, which is so funny."
"But even if it's char siu pork, you can't tell the male from the female, after all, the chicks are too small."
Uncle Lu was taken aback, and laughed loudly: "Yangzi, if you let the panda choose chicken cubs, it will not be as accurate as I can choose for you with my eyes closed."
Lin Yang shook his head: "That's not necessarily true."
"Char Siew Pork, it's up to you now, let these chicks stand obediently, the male stands on the left, and the female stands on the right."
Tang Qingyuan was speechless for a while, isn't this playing the piano to a cow?Barbecued pork is panda, not chicken.
"Shanzhu, don't be ridiculous, why would the char siu pork choose chicken cubs?"
"Tsk tsk, you are not barbecued pork, how do you know!"
Lin Yang glanced at Tang Qingyuan, and said confidently.
Tang Qingyuan's face was full of black lines: "The char siew is a panda, you have to consider biology?"
"No need, my char siu pork is super cute and can do everything, I will let you choose the chicken cubs, char siu pork."
Tang Qingyuan gritted his teeth, why didn't this Lin Yang listen to persuasion, she was in the mood to pinch Lin Yang to death now.
The char siew meat grinned, then immediately jumped into the chicken coop and mingled in it.
Seeing this scene, Uncle Lu couldn't help laughing and said, "This panda is really spiritual, maybe it can really help you pick chicks."
Tang Qingyuan was speechless when he saw this scene, and he would let the mountain master be deflated after a while.
As soon as the barbecued pork bear's paw was grasped, a chick fell into its hands.
It's just that it didn't have the strength to control it, so it grabbed the chick and almost left this wonderful world.
"Char Siu Pork, take it lightly."
Tang Qingyuan smiled wryly, this little chick is too unlucky.
Lin Yang smiled: "Fans, the next thing is to witness the miracle."
"Pfft, the owner of the mountain really knows how to play, how can the char siu pork pick chickens."
"I think it's mysterious, this time I'm betting on the owner of the mountain to overturn."
"I feel that char siu meat really has this ability. Have you forgotten that char siu meat can communicate with other animals?"
The next second, the char siew blew twice, and the whole flock of chickens suddenly stopped chirping, and the whole flock of chickens was trembling.
Lin Yang chuckled; "As expected of barbecued pork, the king of chickens, the fighter of roosters."
"Please, Shanzhu, the barbecued pork is a panda, okay?"
Tang Qingyuan helped his forehead pocket, really wanting to pry Lin Yang's head open to see how his brain circuit grows.
Lin Yang didn't take it seriously, and then said: "Fork pork, let them stand up obediently, and the time has come for the fans to witness that you are capable."
Hearing the words, the char siew yelled twice, and these chicken cubs actually started to line up.
Then the whole flock actually separated and huddled together.
"??? What's going on, the chickens are so obedient, can char siew meat really tell the difference between male and female?"
"Fuck, I'm shocked, the char siu pork is too good."
"Wait a minute, let me take it easy, does the char siu pork have practiced multiple animal languages?"
Lin Yang used his identification skills at this time, looking at the flock of chickens on the right.
"Mother, mother..."
"Uncle Lu, I will choose the ones on the right."
Uncle Lu has been raising chickens for so many years, and this is the first time he has seen such a scene, and he is amazed.
It's just that he randomly grabbed a few chicks on the right and took a look.
"Strange, it's really a female, Yangzi, you panda really understands human nature."
Tang Qingyuan looked confused, is this still barbecued pork?When will char siu pork talk to chicks?
This, this has to be said, who can believe it.
The corners of Lin Yang's lips rose: "I didn't expect it, the clown turned out to be you."
"Char Siew Pork is good, I will reward you with ten cucumbers when I go back!"
"The goddess is now surrounded, who am I and where am I?"
"Why does the anchor let the char siew pork eat cucumbers? I want to laugh at this scene."
"Now I have to peo char siu pork, and I have reached the pinnacle of Xiong Sheng."
Lin Yang looked at Tang Qingyuan with a smug expression on his face: "Cucumber is infinitely attractive to barbecued pork!"
(End of this chapter)
"Shanzhu, you are not bragging, can you tell the male and female of these chicks?"
"I feel weird, these chicks have not fully developed their organs."
"Pfft, there are so many chicks, how can the mountain master recognize them all?"
Lin Yang snickered in his heart, his face full of confidence, he had identification skills, and finally this tasteless skill was useful.
How could it be possible for those who have been appraised to be unable to pick out the male and female of the chicken cubs.
Tang Qingyuan frowned as he looked at the pile of native chicken seedlings. You must know that the most difficult thing to distinguish among native chickens is their gender.
This time she is not optimistic about the mountain master.
"Hey, isn't this Yangzi? Why are you here to buy native chickens again, and go back to your old business?"
A middle-aged man saw Lin Yang and said hello. After all, Shushan is a small place and everyone knows each other.
Lin Yang smiled slightly: "Uncle Lu, do you have any better hen seedlings?"
"Look at what you're asking. In the ten miles around, the best hen seedlings are all here."
"Look, these are all new varieties, absolutely foolproof."
Uncle Lu waved his hand with confidence.
"However, I can't tell the difference between the male and female chicken cubs. It will depend on your luck."
After all, a hen can lay eggs and cook soup, which is cost-effective Kobe old hen, old hen, but no old rooster.
The reason why Lin Yang slaughtered all the chickens before was because these roosters crowed at five o'clock every day!Keep him awake.
When it comes to Lin Yang's eyesight in picking chickens, he can pick out eight males out of ten chickens.
But now that he has identification skills, he will definitely not overturn.
"Fans, watch my performance next."
In the next second, he glanced at the chick cub and activated the appraisal skill.
"Public, public, public..."
???
Holy crap, Lin Yang was stunned for a moment, what the hell?Why are they all public? He suspected that Uncle Lu was cheating himself.
Grass, the most important thing is that these chicks are still running around.
Lin Yang looked at it for a long time, and finally found a female. He was just about to catch it, but he didn't expect that little thing to run away, and he was speechless.
This appraisal of stepping on a horse is too tasteless.
Tang Qingyuan looked at Lin Yang with a half-smile, his face full of ridicule.
"Shanzhu, why didn't you choose? I'm still going to watch your performance."
Lin Yang was a little embarrassed, but he still had a thick skin.
"I didn't say I chose. In fact, today's protagonist is char siu pork!"
The char siew blew twice, lying on Lin Yang's head with a serious look.
Lin Yang must be sure that there is a cheating tool of barbecued pork here, and he is afraid that he will not be able to pick out the male and female.
Uncle Lu glanced at the barbecued pork on Lin Yang's shoulder and couldn't help teasing it.
"Char Siew Pork, now it's your turn to choose the chicks. Remember, you want female chickens, not male chickens."
"Pfft, the owner of the mountain is too funny, how can it be possible to let the char siu pork pick the chickens?"
"It took a long time for the mountain master to let the char siu pick, which is so funny."
"But even if it's char siu pork, you can't tell the male from the female, after all, the chicks are too small."
Uncle Lu was taken aback, and laughed loudly: "Yangzi, if you let the panda choose chicken cubs, it will not be as accurate as I can choose for you with my eyes closed."
Lin Yang shook his head: "That's not necessarily true."
"Char Siew Pork, it's up to you now, let these chicks stand obediently, the male stands on the left, and the female stands on the right."
Tang Qingyuan was speechless for a while, isn't this playing the piano to a cow?Barbecued pork is panda, not chicken.
"Shanzhu, don't be ridiculous, why would the char siu pork choose chicken cubs?"
"Tsk tsk, you are not barbecued pork, how do you know!"
Lin Yang glanced at Tang Qingyuan, and said confidently.
Tang Qingyuan's face was full of black lines: "The char siew is a panda, you have to consider biology?"
"No need, my char siu pork is super cute and can do everything, I will let you choose the chicken cubs, char siu pork."
Tang Qingyuan gritted his teeth, why didn't this Lin Yang listen to persuasion, she was in the mood to pinch Lin Yang to death now.
The char siew meat grinned, then immediately jumped into the chicken coop and mingled in it.
Seeing this scene, Uncle Lu couldn't help laughing and said, "This panda is really spiritual, maybe it can really help you pick chicks."
Tang Qingyuan was speechless when he saw this scene, and he would let the mountain master be deflated after a while.
As soon as the barbecued pork bear's paw was grasped, a chick fell into its hands.
It's just that it didn't have the strength to control it, so it grabbed the chick and almost left this wonderful world.
"Char Siu Pork, take it lightly."
Tang Qingyuan smiled wryly, this little chick is too unlucky.
Lin Yang smiled: "Fans, the next thing is to witness the miracle."
"Pfft, the owner of the mountain really knows how to play, how can the char siu pork pick chickens."
"I think it's mysterious, this time I'm betting on the owner of the mountain to overturn."
"I feel that char siu meat really has this ability. Have you forgotten that char siu meat can communicate with other animals?"
The next second, the char siew blew twice, and the whole flock of chickens suddenly stopped chirping, and the whole flock of chickens was trembling.
Lin Yang chuckled; "As expected of barbecued pork, the king of chickens, the fighter of roosters."
"Please, Shanzhu, the barbecued pork is a panda, okay?"
Tang Qingyuan helped his forehead pocket, really wanting to pry Lin Yang's head open to see how his brain circuit grows.
Lin Yang didn't take it seriously, and then said: "Fork pork, let them stand up obediently, and the time has come for the fans to witness that you are capable."
Hearing the words, the char siew yelled twice, and these chicken cubs actually started to line up.
Then the whole flock actually separated and huddled together.
"??? What's going on, the chickens are so obedient, can char siew meat really tell the difference between male and female?"
"Fuck, I'm shocked, the char siu pork is too good."
"Wait a minute, let me take it easy, does the char siu pork have practiced multiple animal languages?"
Lin Yang used his identification skills at this time, looking at the flock of chickens on the right.
"Mother, mother..."
"Uncle Lu, I will choose the ones on the right."
Uncle Lu has been raising chickens for so many years, and this is the first time he has seen such a scene, and he is amazed.
It's just that he randomly grabbed a few chicks on the right and took a look.
"Strange, it's really a female, Yangzi, you panda really understands human nature."
Tang Qingyuan looked confused, is this still barbecued pork?When will char siu pork talk to chicks?
This, this has to be said, who can believe it.
The corners of Lin Yang's lips rose: "I didn't expect it, the clown turned out to be you."
"Char Siew Pork is good, I will reward you with ten cucumbers when I go back!"
"The goddess is now surrounded, who am I and where am I?"
"Why does the anchor let the char siew pork eat cucumbers? I want to laugh at this scene."
"Now I have to peo char siu pork, and I have reached the pinnacle of Xiong Sheng."
Lin Yang looked at Tang Qingyuan with a smug expression on his face: "Cucumber is infinitely attractive to barbecued pork!"
(End of this chapter)
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