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Chapter 69

Lin Yang's expression changed, and he looked at the empty wine jar beside him, suddenly speechless.

"Char Siu Pork, do you know what that is?"

He is angry and funny now, this is a whole pot of rice wine, and it was drunk directly by the char siu pork. Although it is rice wine, the alcohol content is not low.

Lin Yang watched its little head get into the wine jar, and was still licking the rice wine, so he quickly fished it out.

At this time, the char siu burped, and looked at Lin Yang with a dazed expression, not realizing his mistake at all.

Lin Xiaoyu was also taken aback by Lin Yang's yelling, and walked in.

After taking a look at the char siu pork, he looked at the rice wine beside him, and immediately realized that something was wrong.

"Brother, did you drink alcohol for the char siu pork?"

After she finished speaking, she immediately picked up the camera and snapped a picture.

Lin Yang was full of doubts: "It drank it by itself, but why are you taking pictures?"

Lin Xiaoyu waved her hand: "It's just a proof, it's very important to me."

"When the time comes, if something happens to the char siu pork and you are taken away, don't get me involved. One person will do the work and the other will be responsible."

???

Is this Nima her own sister?He took a deep breath and felt a pain in his forehead. If it wasn't for the top priority of watching the barbecued pork, he would really have to teach Lin Xiaoyu a lesson.

Lin Yang hurried forward to check the situation of the barbecued pork and asked.

"Char Siu Pork, are you alright?"

Char Siu Rou shook his head and nodded, but his face had already started to blush, his mouth was still belching, and the smell of alcohol filled the air.

It licked its tongue, as if it still had more to say, and crawled towards another can of rice wine.

With a dark face, Lin Yang grabbed the char siew meat and grabbed it back.

"Pfft, why do I feel like I still want to drink char siu pork? This is the first time I've seen a drinking panda."

"Fortunately, it's rice wine. The alcohol should not be too much. It should be that the owner of the mountain brewed it too sweet. The char siew meat tastes good."

"The char siu pork is too cute. I won't be drunk after a while."

Lin Yang looked at the char siew in his arms, and frowned. Why did he feel like he was drunk.

"Hey!"

Char Siu Rou's eyes were shining, and his limbs were thumping restlessly in Lin Yang's arms, and he was also hiccupping.

Seeing this scene, Lin Xiaoyu waved her hand: "Brother, have you bought accident insurance? If you are caught, I will be a little rich woman in the future."

? ? ?Lin Yang instantly wanted to peel off a layer of Lin Xiaoyu's skin.

"There is no animal insurance in the insurance!"

"Wait, Lin Xiaoyu, do you deserve a beating and come over to help? It shouldn't be a problem if you drink a little alcohol on the char siew meat. Go find some spiritual spring water."

Lin Yang gritted his teeth and looked at Lin Xiaoyu, really wondering what was going on in her head.

Lin Xiaoyu hummed, but she still knew that the important thing was the most important thing, so she went to bring a small bucket of spiritual spring water.

At this time, the char siew meat had already started talking nonsense, screaming in Lin Yang's arms.

Lin Yang quickly put it down, otherwise it would slap his skull away in a short while.

After putting the char siu pork on the ground, its limbs were crooked, its eyes were a little blurred, and it couldn't even walk well.

Then he wanted to stand up on his hind paws, and fell directly to the ground, looking really drunk.

"This is the first time I saw a national treasure drunk, I laughed so hard, I have witnessed history."

"But don't tell me, Char Siew Pork looks so cute when he's drunk, he looks like a character in Kung Fu Panda."

"It's true what you said, but the char siew seems to like drinking."

Tang Qingyuan also noticed the situation of the char siu pork, and he looked puzzled. Logically speaking, pandas should not drink alcohol.

The key point is that after being drunk, the char siu pork seems to be cuter, her face is flushed, and her heart melts for a while.

Lin Yang was speechless, so he had to quickly drink some spiritual spring water for the char siew meat to calm him down.

Lin Xiaoyu quickly brought the water from the spring, just looking at the char siu pork rolling on the ground with a wide smile.

After seeing the Lingquan water, Char Siu Rou quickly climbed up and licked a few mouthfuls with his tongue.

Lin Yang felt that the char siew was drunk, so he had to send it back to sleep quickly.

"Char Siu Pork, shall we go to bed?"

Lin Yang asked cautiously from the side.

Hearing the words, Char Siu Rou shook his head in dissatisfaction, then went on a rampage, knocking over a lot of things, and then ran towards the outside in a hurry.

"Holy shit, char siu pork, don't run away."

Lin Yang wasn't worried that it would be in any danger, mainly because he was afraid that others would be in danger, so he quickly chased after it.

Unexpectedly, the first stop of char siu pork came to the chicken coop.

Those chickens were drinking water chatteringly, but they didn't expect that the next second, the char siu rou sat in it and started to take a bath.

"Jeep!"

All of a sudden, these chicks flew up in fright, trembling aside, why did this overlord come running again.

Lin Yang was speechless when he saw the barbecued pork. He was just about to lean forward and approach.

Just the next second, the char siu rou suddenly stood up again, rushed out, and directly tore the chicken shed to pieces.

Lin Yang wanted to cry, but he didn't have any tears. This is the bamboo fence that he only wove in one afternoon, and he had to teach it a lesson when he caught the char siew.

Lin Yang just chased to the tree, but before he could react, the char siew slithered up to the tree tens of meters high.

This left him with no choice but to watch, but Xiao Jin, the golden snub-nosed monkey, crawled over along the vine.

"quack!"

Lin Yang was overjoyed when he saw Xiao Jin: "Xiao Jin, quickly help me get the char siu pork down."

After Xiao Jin heard the words, he immediately followed the vines and prepared to swing to the tree of char siu pork.

It's just that when Char Siu Rou saw Xiao Jin's movements, his eyes lit up for a moment, and he began to prepare to imitate Xiao Jin's movements.

I saw its two bears clutching the vines tightly, as if preparing to swing, but its two small eyes were extremely blurred.

"and many more!"

Lin Yang's face changed drastically with fright, and his heart was in his throat, for fear that the pork roast would fall off.

This is a ten-meter-high forest, and if you fall down, you will definitely break your bones.

It was just that the situation in the next second surprised Lin Yang. The char siew pork actually followed Xiao Jin's swing in the vines.

Although it was crooked, its movements were not slow at all, and it even became more and more proficient.

"Is this barbecued pork? How do I feel about Tarzan the bear?"

"I know that pandas can climb trees, but I didn't know that pandas can shuttle back and forth in the woods like monkeys."

"I discovered another hidden skill of char siu pork, which is too powerful."

Lin Yang only felt that one head was two big, and the barbecued pork was too noisy, so he quickly chased after it.

Seeing Char Siu Ou shuttle through the woods without any hesitation, even faster than Xiao Jin, Lin Yang doubted life for a while.

"Is this a horse or a panda? Why does it feel like a monkey?"

(End of this chapter)