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Chapter 98 Old Bamboo Blooms

In an instant, his face turned red, as if he understood what bedwetting meant, and in the next second, he hurriedly covered his face.

I didn't want Lin Yang to watch it, but the scene was so fast that it made people laugh.

Lin Yang also found it interesting when he saw the appearance of the char siu pork, so he chuckled.

"Char Siu Pork, take out the sheets to dry yourself."

Hearing the words of the char siew pork, his face flushed. It's too embarrassing for the baby to wet the bed.

It quickly took out the bed sheet, but there was a small map fluttering in the wind on the bed sheet.

Just when Lin Yang was about to continue teasing the barbecued pork, a voice suddenly came.

"Brother, no way, you are so old that you can wet the bed."

Lin Xiaoyu stared at the bed sheet in bewilderment, her face full of disbelief.

For a moment, Lin Yang's face was full of black lines: "Lin Xiaoyu, I'm in my 20s, may I wet the bed?"

"Is this obviously a masterpiece of char siew?"

Lin Xiaoyu sneered: "How could char siu pork wet the bed, don't you think so? Barbecued pork."

Char Siu Rou nodded at this time: "Hey!"

Then he pointed at Lin Yang with his bear paw, indicating that it was he who wetted the bed.

Immediately, Lin Yang's face turned dark, and he didn't expect that the char siew pork would throw the black pot on his head.

Lin Xiaoyu squinted her eyes, with a smile on her lips: "As we all know, there's nothing evil about char siu pork. It's just a panda."

"I remember when you were ten years old, you drank like others and then wet the bed. There is nothing impossible at the age of 20."

She casually exposed a piece of Lin Yang's black history, and immediately Lin Yang was about to explode.

"Lin Xiaoyu, I think you are really itchy!"

"I'm dying laughing, it's obviously the char siu pork that wets the bed, but the culprit is actually on the mountain owner's head."

"But sister Lin is really a dark history of the mountain lord's journey."

"Shanzhu wets the bed at the age of ten, I have already imagined that scene."

Lin Yang grabbed Lin Xiaoyu's face and pulled it away. This eccentric sister now only has killing intent in his eyes.

"Are you going to say no later?"

Lin Xiaoyu was about to burst into tears from the pain, and said with tears in her eyes.

"Stop talking, let go, I have something important to tell you."

Hearing this, Lin Yang pinched Lin Xiaoyu's face twice again, not to mention that it feels really good, just like a bun.

"Tell me, what are you making trouble with me so early in the morning? Is there something wrong?"

Lin Xiaoyu rubbed her face angrily: "Why is the bamboo blooming in the backyard of our house?"

"I don't know what's going on. Let you go and have a look. It has already shocked many people."

Lin Yang was taken aback, did the bamboo bloom?This is a rare vision, rarely seen in a hundred years. You must know that the last time bamboo bloomed was in the 80s.

And the flowering of bamboo means that the fate of bamboo has come.

"Go, Xiaoyu, take me to have a look."

He didn't believe it, after all, the probability of bamboo blooming was exactly the same as that of a thousand-year-old lotus.

Lin Xiaoyu nodded upon hearing this, and hurriedly took Lin Yang to the backyard.

However, many people had already gathered there, and Tang Qingyuan and Zhang Jiaxu were amazed there.

Lin Yang didn't expect that the bamboo would really bloom. He looked at the small white flowers blooming on the bamboo, and his eyes showed surprise.

This can be said to be a rare sight in a century, and now it has attracted many villagers to watch it.

Tang Qingyuan saw the bamboo blooming, with a worried look on his face.

"I remember that the blooming of bamboo is a bad omen. I checked the news. The blooming of bamboo will lead to the extinction of bamboo. This large bamboo forest is about to end."

"Besides, hundreds of giant pandas starved to death like this back then, Shanzhu, you have to consider the food of barbecued pork."

As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaoyu also looked at the barbecued pork with a pitiful look.

"Char Siu Rou, you are so pitiful, when the bamboo blooms, you will have nothing to eat."

"Brother, you have to order some bamboo outside by then."

Lin Yang disagreed, and said lightly.

"It doesn't matter if the bamboo is gone. He eats cucumbers now, cucumbers!"

Now the char siu rou has no interest in bamboo at all, and even has a cucumber in his mouth every day.

As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent and slapped their heads, only then did they remember that char siu pork really seemed to eat cucumbers every day.

In this scene, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward for a while, what Lin Yang said seemed to be true.

"Pfft, I'm going to die laughing, the owner of the mountain has chatted to death with one sentence."

"Did you see the expression of the mountain master just now? It's so funny."

"Char Siu Meat does not eat bamboo but prefers cucumber, so there is really no need to worry about diet."

This scene made everyone laugh, with a smile on their lips.

Tang Qingyuan couldn't refute for a while, at this moment, the char siew yelled twice, and he was not interested in bamboo at all.

He even took out another cucumber from his body and ate it with gusto.

Lin Yang scratched his head, what are these people thinking, char siu pork is not interested in bamboo at all right now?
"However, it is rare to see bamboo blooming in a hundred years. This is the first time I know that bamboo can actually bloom."

"And you see the flowers on the bamboo are so cute, very beautiful."

"I remember that bamboo will only bloom after 50 or 100 years, and finally it will bear fruit and become bamboo rice, which will continue to the next generation."

Tang Qingyuan couldn't help but praise and said: "Shanzhu, this bamboo flower is so beautiful."

Lin Yang rolled his eyes: "It must be good-looking, can it not be good-looking if you sacrifice your life?"

These words directly choked Tang Qingyuan to death, she clenched her fists tightly, her face full of murderous intent.

"Shanzhu, I didn't hear clearly just now, can you say it again?"

Lin Yang coughed awkwardly: "It's okay, it's okay!"

But he looked at the bamboo blooming, with a smile in his eyes: "The bamboo blooming is a good phenomenon."

Lin Xiaoyu gave Lin Yang a blank look: "What a good sign, the bamboo is almost dead now."

"What if the char siu pork gets hungry one day and wants to eat bamboo."

There is a smile on the corner of Lin Yang's mouth, so you don't understand: "These bamboo flowers will bear fruit, and a new delicacy will be born at that time."

Lin Xiaoyu was taken aback for a moment, it was the first time he heard that bamboo blossoms will produce new delicious food.

"Brother, don't be foolish, just talk about it."

Lin Yang smiled, pointed at the bamboo flower and said, "When the bamboo flower withers, it will produce bamboo rice."

He had read the historical biography of Shushan Village before, and this bamboo rice was a rare delicacy.

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was surprised, what is bamboo rice?
All eyes turned to Lin Yang, wanting to hear his explanation.

Lin Yang coughed, and said solemnly: "Bamboo rice is the product of bamboo flowering, and it is the seed of bamboo."

"Furthermore, it is said that bamboo rice is the food of the phoenix. In ancient times, there was a saying that the phoenix would not live in the sycamore tree, and would not eat unless it was bamboo, so you will have a good time!"

(End of this chapter)