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Chapter 1 I am born with supernatural power

The mentally handicapped in life is like the first time I saw it, what is the sad wind and autumn painting fan.

"McGee, ready to appear!"

The head coach of the big old black is sweating on his forehead and his eyes are full of despair. If he dares to take off that fake brand suit worth no more than 200 dollars, then McGee believes that his sweat should be easily soaked. It is also worthless faded shirt.

McGee, don’t get me wrong, I’m a pure Chinese with the surname of Mai Ji, just like someone once called McDangxiong. This broken name can only be lamented that in the case of our country’s large population, various rare surnames and nonsense names are also emerging one after another. Out of my mind, I still remember that during the Spring Festival Gala of a certain year, didn’t a certain entertainment celebrity still announce that he wanted to name his son Von Citorowski.

Compared with him, McGee felt that his father's name was easier to accept. Yes, McGee could only comfort himself in this way.

The time now is 2007. Durant, Yi Jianlian and Oden just finished their draft, and the place is in a high school league in Kentucky.Colonel Lu High School, where McGee is located, has been rubbed on the floor by his opponent Wagner High School for a full 30 minutes. The score on the court is 92 to 65. If there is no guy who wears the No. 8 jersey and always thinks he is a Mamba, he rushes in. , Colonel Lu High School is dead today.

In fact, the basketball strength of Colonel Lu High School is even higher than that of Wagner High School, but the wonderfulness of American Emperor is fully reflected at this moment today. In the key promotion game, the ace shooting guard of Colonel Lu High School actually showed love to his cheerleading girlfriend on the spot. After the emotional response, the two, holding hands, shoulder to shoulder, ran away...

Ran……

Yes, they eloped, regardless of basketball or academics.

McGee was sitting on the sidelines at the time. At this moment, he felt that the poor 60-year-old black coach in front of him hadn't had a heart attack. He must thank his healthy and sports-loving body.

As for the competition, there are many people and few people, so we have to fight.

Wagner and Colonel Lu are in the same district. You can say that they are old rivals. Sportsmanship is something that is always advocated to kill you while you are sick. Who do I hit.

The tragedy happened like this.

All the members of Colonel Lu's basketball team have gone up and been abused one by one. Zhengxuan has long been humiliated and sat back on the bench, refusing to play. Now there are only a few substitutes on the court who are still walking around, uh, it's already gone On the verge of collapse.

It's McGee's turn. At this moment, McGee wants to sigh. Life is like a journey to the harem without a little JJ. No matter how enthusiastic others are, watching all kinds of swallows, thin rings and fat, through the screen, there is nothing you can do , What is the use of this iron rod, fortunately, there is also a WG, you can talk about the empty life.

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[The host is 201 in height and is expected to grow 2 centimeters in one month]

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In a series of countdowns, McGee stepped into the stadium. At this time, McGee was a standard Chinese, with no squinting eyes, dark skin, and a square and sunny appearance, but he didn't have much to do with being handsome, but stood in the Shuai's middle, wearing a green Colonel Lu jersey, looks a little thin, but his arms still have a little bit of muscle, and his hair is generally messy.

"Go up there!"

McGee was watching the countdown all night to figure out the countdown on the panel, and the sideline head coach, Grandpa Hei, had already fallen into Sparta.

This head coach dares to swear that if he is not afraid of causing international disputes, he will definitely kick him over. This damn bastard is late for training every day, and he is either picking up girls or on the way to pick up girls. Now he is a consumable, and he is still hanging around here ,who do you think You Are?
My dad?
Scratching his hair, with a 5-second countdown, McGee walked onto the court.

In fact, McGee didn't want to be late and leave early. It was mainly because of this cheating system that McGee didn't have a dime of security in playing.

Hey, after reading it, you will know that McGee is not easy.

With the whistle of the referee, the game resumed.

The shooting guard from Wagner High School on the opposite side slapped the ball and killed McGee with excited and ferocious eyes. This scene is a bit like the pink pig with his own knife and fork running towards the rice bowl in a certain chat tool.

It's just, big brother DIE, this way doesn't work!

The last 5 seconds have passed, and McGee has finished loading Bennett's body data at this time, his eyes are flickering fiercely. If you say that the place in the United States really has a strong basketball atmosphere, a high school game in a district, the players are also of considerable quality. The little-known shooting guard on the opposite side made an emergency stop in front of McGee, then turned around and passed McGee directly.

There were bursts of boos from the auditorium on both sides of the stadium, and coach Hei covered his face in pain, but there was no way, he was really no one to use now, but if there was a move, he would not be able to go to McGee.

Can……

"Boy, welcome to the country of basketball!" The shooting guard spat out some trash talk, which made McGee feel that you are really interesting, boy.

As soon as the words fell, the shooting guard was ready to show off.

His movements are smooth and graceful, and he has the demeanor of the number one swingman in the league back then. However, the moment he pulled it up, a large black shadow suddenly enveloped him behind him. He was slapped out by McGee behind him!

When the two sides landed, the shooting guard's eyes were narrowed, and he really wanted to think that the foreigner's blind cat ran into a dead mouse.

At this time, the power forward from Wagner High School moved quickly to pick up the ball, turned around and prepared for a three-step slam dunk, but at this time McGee also moved to the basket, his eyes met, and a shoulder from Wagner High School hit him!

This move is already a violation of the NBA's offensive moves, but high school leagues don't require so many. Young people, more collisions are also good. Wagner's big man is 2.11 tall, taller than McGee. 10 centimeters, and fat enough, with this arm down, the next picture might have to be coded.

Can…….

McGee crossed his arms, and was hit for a moment and remained motionless. Instead, the power forward stared at the guy in front of him in a daze.
Everyone in the stadium fell into silence, only the referee was still looking at his watch seriously, beep!

Wagner High School offensive timeout, switch the ball!

McGee shook his neck, his body shook, and then looked at the big man in front of him and reached out to grab the ball he was holding: "It's fun to beat me up. Now, it's my turn?"

Inexplicably, the tall power forward from Wagner High School felt a chill in his neck, and his heart sank slowly, running all the way into the miscellaneous.

What happened in Colonel Lu's stadium just now made the atmosphere of the stadium tense again.

Among other things, the chasing cap and blocking just now gave Wagner High School a hard blow from the heart, especially their power forward, and now McGee is a little embarrassed.

With his height and weight, it is almost impossible for him to stand up to an opponent who is less than 2 meters high.

The shadow in your heart, don’t take it seriously, because once you take it seriously, it’s easy to come true. McGee crossed the center line to catch the ball, calmly, and then looked at Wagner High School’s tentatively excellent defense line, grinning wide. Go straight up with the ball!

Wagner and the others chased and blocked, but it was useless. At this time, McGee was as nimble as a monkey on the outside, and as strong as a brown bear when he entered the paint. With the slight shaking of the rebound, the court fell into silence, because McGee played the ball too easily, playing Wagner was like a father hitting a son.

From blocking the small forward who passed the outside line, all the way to knocking over the defensive power forward, and then dunking against the Wagner center.

This skill is not at the level of a high school league at all, it was too flustered, Grandpa Hei was stunned at this time, why should he have known that this Asian bear kid is so good at playing, even if he is demented, it is impossible for him to put such a Bench.

In fact, it’s not just the black grandpa coach. Because of the skin color problem, the team members and McGee almost stay at the level of acquaintance. It’s even hard to say whether they know each other’s names. It's full of question marks.

McGee yawned from the basket, and looked at the slightly stupid Wagner power forward without saying anything.

Hey, what are you afraid of?I'm so easy-going and I won't hit you directly. In fact, you are uncomfortable, and I don't feel any better... McGee really wants to say this.

[High school phase task 3: Slam dunk and fly, permanent physical strength +[-]]

[Optional Task 5: Hit the backboard with your head, bounce +[-]]

[Optional task 1: throw the ball to the auditorium when shooting, and the shooting skill at this position will be +[-]]

Yes, McGee wanted to say, this system is so bad, it is so psychologically disturbing.

If you want to go on the road of basketball, people may face thorns, but what McGee faces is scenes of large-scale social death scenes, the kind of villas with feet buckled, and maybe they will build up endlessly. Townhouse area, if there is no such a cheating first-time character card, if you don’t play, you won’t play. If this unlucky system doesn’t exist, you should eat and drink, but now, this little body is so sloppy, he doesn’t play ball I'm sorry for myself, I'm sorry for Xiao Qianqian, I beat...it seems I'm even more sorry for myself.

Except for the character card in the center and the optional missions on the left, the right side of the plug-in is still dark for the time being, and I don't know what else is waiting for him in the future. As for the good things... McGee dare not think about it.

Although there are many slots, it feels very cool to play in the high school league with the body of the No. [-] pick.

It doesn't take much, Bennett's seven successes can already make McGee fly and escape on the court, holding a ball and fighting harder, blocking shots, dribbling counterattacks and dunks all in one!

Block one more on the second ball, then dribble the center line assist to score.

On the third ball, McGee can even attract three people to double-team and pass a lonely pass to the rookie teammates, and then shake off the defender, aggressively cut to the basket to make up the ball that his teammates couldn't make.

It didn't take long, just 10 minutes, but the field has become McGee's personal performance show. His offense and defense seem to be unstoppable. Colonel Lu was beaten so badly in high school at the beginning, and now McGee has doubled I got it back, especially the poor Wagner power forward. When McGee dunked, he flew out of the audience from the basket and almost scared the referee. This is not the NBA. Emperor Huahua, he can't afford to kill anyone.

Of course, Wagner's power forward didn't suffer any physical injuries, so he had to continue playing when he got up, because people on their bench didn't dare to play with the red-eyed McGee. .

The score is closing rapidly, but time is running out.

At this time, Coach Hei was extremely annoyed. If he was willing to replace McGee earlier, he might have won by now.

This big old black doesn't hate Wagner, who abused him bloody now. After all, he is an opponent. It's not surprising what he does, and he doesn't hate his own fucking star. It can be explained that he stayed and flew with his girlfriend before the battle. It's for love. He hates McGee, this bitch is here to use his brains, you have this strength, you and I pretend to be fish every day, I want to know that you are like this, if you prepare early, you dare to look forward to the state championship!
The time has entered the last 12 seconds, 107 to 95, Colonel Lu High School has the ball.

At this moment, Wagner's players finally collectively breathed a sigh of relief, but it was about to end. Regardless of what to say, the important thing was that the game was not lost. As for whether it was embarrassing to be beaten by McGee alone, there was no one in the high school league. On the surface, it still looks anxious, and the character can hold on!
This is the last ball.

If you can't win the game, then look at the thousands of spectators around, the small-scale social death... it should, it's possible... right?

Take a deep breath.

Colonel Lu High School began to run to open the distance, and the fans cheered for McGee.

This... is probably the dawn before the darkness.

Wazner's players are collectively defending, and even directly split three people to double-team and surround McGee, resolutely not letting him go to the basket.

With a sigh, McGee is also very helpless. If I can choose, I actually don’t want to be like this. At this time, McGee seemed to suddenly become two people in the eyes of the defensive players, and then made a Middle Eastern breakthrough, and the overlord stepped into the basket and dunked again!

The movements are vigorous, the skills are flexible, and the strength is vigorous!

Excluding the ball hitting the basket and bouncing as high as a sky cannon, in fact, this is a super perfect slam dunk...  

In the ear, physical strength +3 and the sound of broken morality.

The last game of McGee's high school career ended in glory, yes, glory, because of the last goal, McGee successfully landed in three state sports magazines, and the limelight even crushed the scum of the Wagner player who won the game For the rest, they didn't even get a single photo. Of course, the limelight came out.

"Hey, look, that's McGee."

"I know I know, the guy who dunks and flies 5 meters."

"Wow, he's really tall, do you think the basketball he dunked was so tall!?"

Laugh, villains, you can laugh, anyway, McGee is going to college soon, must get out of this city, preferably out of this state, let me go to hell with that goddamn harsh laughter.

White hole, white tomorrow is waiting for me!

Then at this time, McGee received a test paper with a C in all subjects except mathematics. He was speechless, looked up at the sky, and wanted to swear.

(End of this chapter)