When the host opens the plug-in

Chapter 153 Report him!
Twenty eight.

Ren Ming on TV started his 3-minute presentation.

"The profession we are going to focus on today is a very special industry - TV people. Blue Star doesn't explode, we don't take a holiday, the universe doesn't restart, we don't rest. We are all waiting here during the wind and rain and festivals You. For TV people, it's a humor, but it's also a true portrayal of TV people."

The previous two, whether it was news or art, were quite normal broadcasts, but his operation of telling jokes this time was so true that the audience did not expect it.

Many viewers were amused by him.

Li Han looked at him amusedly, and it's fine to host "Noon News" to tell jokes, after all, they are all from his own family, and no one would say anything, but this is all on CCTV, and it's still so unprofessional.

However, judging from the reaction of the audience, the effect of his trick seems to be not bad.The judges were all smiling, and they seemed to be quite satisfied with him, so why was he still eliminated?

The improv session didn't work well?Or are the players behind them too strong?
With doubts, she continued to watch the show.

On the TV, the camera gave a close-up of a photo.

It's a photo of me and him!

Li Han widened his eyes, turned to look at him, and was about to ask him what happened, how he put the photo of the two together, when he heard Ren Ming on the TV say:
"There are two TV people in our family. It belongs to the hard work of the TV people, and our family can experience the double portion, and belongs to the happiness of the TV people, and our family can also taste the double portion. The person next to me in the picture was me before. My colleague is now my girlfriend, and will be my wife in the future."

As soon as this remark came out, Shi Shi was shocked!

On the TV, the audience erupted into a great commotion, they booed, cheered, and wailed.

Outside of TV, the audience reacted equally well.

Mother Ren looked at her son in disbelief, exchanged glances with Father Ren, and said seriously: "We can't wait any longer, we must let him come back quickly."

Father Ren said: "I think it's better to forget it, this Xiao Li is not very good, the two of them look like a husband and wife. Xiao Ming is also an adult, we still respect his choice."

Ren Ma said: "I can ignore other things, but can I ignore this? This is related to Xiao Ming's life for the rest of his life!"

Dad Ren: "It's okay, I don't care, I will leave it to you."

……

The home of colleagues in the production team.

"Fuck!"

"Oh my God!"

"I'll go, Ren Ming, you are amazing!"

"Ren Ming Niu X, Team Leader Li can catch up to him!"

"This secret work is also done very well!"

No one expected that Ren Ming, a boy who had just joined the unit for less than half a year, would quietly chase after the cold beauty Li Hanli, the group leader, right under their noses.

This refreshed their three views.

Before, they had thought countless times, who would end up with a beauty like Team Leader Li.

They guessed Wang Changsheng, guessed Li Zibai, and also guessed some single leaders in the unit, but no one guessed that she would be taken down by a newcomer who had been in the job for less than half a year, which was simply unimaginable.

Shocked, they started calling colleagues they knew well to share the explosive news.

"Old Yu, our team leader Li was chased by that kid Ren Ming!"

"Sister Zhao, big news!"

The dormitory of Xiaguo Communication University.

No one expected that Ren Ming would suddenly show affection, and facing his behavior of showing affection, the boys and girls dormitory reacted completely differently.

The boys' dormitory is full of air-conditioning and howling wolves.

Part of this wolf howling is due to envy, jealousy and hatred, and part is due to the stress reaction that has been engraved in the DNA since elementary school.

The girls' dormitory is full of "AHH!!"

They were also envious, but the object of envy was Li Han.

On the stage of CCTV, being confessed in front of hundreds of millions of viewers across the country, they dare not even imagine such a beautiful scene.Now, someone has enjoyed it, and the one who confessed is such a young, handsome, and talented Ren Ming.

Looking at him with gentle eyes on the computer screen, they were extremely envious of Li Han, and even wished that the person who was confessed was themselves.

classroom apartment.

Wang Mei smiled at her aunt, but at the same time she was also faintly envious.

Every woman has a girlhood, and her girlhood, like everyone else, is spent in study and work, and then she gets married and has children, which is very ordinary and very happy.But there is also a small regret, that is, the lack of a vigorous love.

Now that this kind of love is happening right in front of her eyes, of course she cannot help being envious.

Zhao Ya's dormitory.

"Ahhh!!!"

"Oh, no!"

Her roommates were sending out signs of rejection all over their bodies.

Originally full of joy watching the idol participate in the show, who knew that he announced his love affair like this, which made them a little unacceptable for a while.

One person suddenly remembered that Zhao Ya had been a public reviewer, so he asked, "Yaya, did you already know about this?"

Zhao Ya nodded, "Actually, it's not too early, I just found out when I recorded the program that day."

The roommate said, "Then why didn't you tell us?"

Zhao Yadao: "So what if I tell you?"

"Tell me..." The roommate suddenly couldn't continue.Yes, even if I tell myself in advance, what can I do to prevent two people from falling in love? After thinking about this, she said dejectedly: "Hey, why are all excellent men killed in advance? Can't I leave one for my wife?" ?"

……

Ren Mingjia.

Seeing Sister Li, whose pretty face was flushed and staring at the TV with sparkling eyes, Ren Ming smiled, walked over and sat beside her, gently picked up her tightly clenched right hand, spread it slowly, and then inserted his hand into it. go.

Fingers intertwined.

Li Han turned his head, his little face was flushed, his big eyes contained various emotions such as excitement, touch, tenderness, etc., his nose was upturned, and there were also beads of sweat glistening because of excitement.

She was very surprised.

She knew that the relationship between the two would be announced one day, but she never expected that it would be announced on such a stage and in this way.

At this moment, all scruples were left behind by her, she didn't care what was discovered by her colleagues, what was discussed by others.

In her agitated mood, she just wanted to hug him and kiss him to release her excited emotions.

She tightened the hands held by the two of them, exerted strength on her calves, and moved the round under the suit trousers, getting a little closer to him.

In the pink slippers, the white and tender crystal toes like a suckling pig were arched, and she nervously pulled the distance between her head and him.

Ren Ming felt her churning emotions, and also noticed her movements. Her slightly wet, soft lips exuding a seductive luster were less than ten centimeters away from him.

He really wanted to just kiss her without hesitation, but it was not now, the confession he had prepared for a long time was not over yet.

But she was reluctant to give up just like that. After all, this was one of the few times that Sister Li asked for a kiss. She could only enjoy it when she was emotional. Once she calmed down, she would never kiss herself easily.

After thinking for a while, he decided to take a middle place, quickly pecked her red lips, then turned his head away and said, "Watch TV first."

With such a kiss from him, Li Han's emotions were released, and his agitated heart gradually calmed down.She didn't know why he was so obsessed with watching TV, so she also looked away, intending to find answers from it.

On the TV, Ren Ming's voice was a little low, "At that time, we had only established a romantic relationship for a week. We had to separate before we had time to express our feelings to each other. I think this was undoubtedly cruel to her."

Sister Li looked at him softly, took the hands they were holding, and sat a little closer, leaning her small head on his shoulder lightly.

Hearing this, the audience in front of the TV was delighted.

"Although what he said was emotional, why do I feel so happy in my heart?"

"Show affection, die fast!"

"The "Host Contest" was held at the right time, well done!"

His words also let his colleagues know when the relationship between the two was established. Counting the days, it was less than a month, and they were in the period of passionate love between lovers.

It stands to reason that the two of them should have been discovered a long time ago. Isn’t there such a saying that poverty and love cannot be hidden, but they have kept it a secret for so long. won't be detected.

wrong!

They suddenly remembered the gentle smile that Team Leader Li had shown Ren Ming two days ago.

Thinking about it now, that smile was not only gentle, but also full of love. They didn't dare to think that way because they were frightened by Team Leader Li's majesty.

On the screen, Ren Ming's poem came out.

"Your question is that there is no date for returning, and the night rain in Weijiang floods the autumn pond. Why cut the candles in the west window together, but talk about Weijiang when it rains at night."

Li Han leaned on his shoulder and read the poem softly. She recalled that rainy night.

That day, there was a power outage in the community, and it was raining heavily outside the window. In the darkness, the scene was full of emotions, and that kind of strong uneasiness came to my heart again.It was the video that calmed down my heart, so that I could sleep soundly, otherwise, I was afraid that I would suffer from insomnia that night.

……

"Why cut the candles in the west window together, but talk about Weijiang when it rains at night. What a good sentence!"

In a media office, a editor looked at the poems on the screen and couldn't help sighing.

Seeing that he had already written on the computer, and planned to release the hot articles as soon as the show was over, he shook his head, and directly deleted all of them with ctrl+A backspace.

He is also a poetry lover. Seeing such an excellent poem, he has the urge to create a new article. This time, it is no longer a hype, but a writing from the heart.

Ren Ming was still saying, "She is so beautiful by the candlelight. In the video, she asked me when I would come back, but I couldn't give her a definite answer. She said shyly and timidly that she missed me, which made my heart ache. It’s all gone, and at the same time, I feel even more sorry for her.”

His behavior of showing off his girlfriend and showing affection made netizens unable to bear it.

"Watching "The Host Contest" will also be abused. Who did we single dogs provoke?"

"It is recommended to eliminate Ren Ming! [Angry][Angry][Angry]"

"No, I want the animal protection organization to report Ren Ming's dog abuse! [doge]"

"This dog food is really sweet, no, it's really sour."

"Is it sweet or sour?"

"It's sweet when you eat it, but it becomes sour when you eat it."

"I'm so sour too, this pair is simply a god."

There is no shortage of people who have paid attention to that poem.

"This talent, bull!"

"I searched, but I couldn't find it. It's an original poem, awesome!"

"Original? Awesome!"

"Talented and handsome, if I were a girl, I would definitely fall in love with him."

After someone saw this poem, they began to call their friends.

"Chaozi, don't you usually like to play with words? Come and see the master!"

"Look at the "Host Contest", a contestant wrote a poem about nb!"

……

The 3-minute self-presentation session is over. Netizens who just shouted that they couldn't stand it and wanted to report it, but now they can't bear it anymore.

Without waiting for them to regret too much, the impromptu session started again.

"Is this Nima a human being without thinking?"

"The first three players are all very strong, and the impromptu sessions are all open-mouthed."

"If I go up, I probably won't be able to say a word."

"Ah? Is this the end?"

"It's amazing to be able to look at it from the perspective of persistence."

"??? The audience must be sick. Everyone stopped, and he was the only one still shouting zero points."

"Teacher Tang has come up, and he is still shouting there, he is really out of his mind!"

"It's enough to shout a few words, but it's too much to keep shouting."

"This man is really sick!"

Although everyone talked about Ren Ming's fault, it was all out of a playful mentality, and they actually recognized him in their hearts. Now that this person has done something like this, everyone is very angry.

On the screen, all the bosses in the jury frowned, and the audience could tell from their expressions that this was indeed an emergency, and even the bosses were dissatisfied.

Immediately, they had a doubt, this sudden accident should be cut out later, how could it be released for the audience to see?
In the next second, their doubts were answered.

"Hey, this review teacher, I'm really sorry. Our program team has limited funds, and there is no place for you in the review seat. How about I ask someone to add one for you next to it? Do you want the blue one or the pink one?"

"Mr. Tang, I think there is a picture of an excavator. He should like this kind of one."

"Ha ha ha ha."

The audience almost died of laughter. These two people don't use dirty words anymore.

The audience laughed happily, but Li Han was still immersed in the artistic conception depicted in that poem.

At the same time, she was also thinking, how would she spend that night without Ren Ming's call?

Ren Ming played with Sister Li's soft little hands, feeling amazed. The skin of her little hands was smoother than the best silk in the world, and it felt wonderful to the touch, warm and slippery, like first-class warm jade.

Would other parts of her body be more comfortable to touch than little hands?

Various pictures that could not be written emerged in his mind. After thinking about it, the dragon woke up, and his hands moved uncontrollably.

……

"Thank you for watching, see you next time!"

With Tang Heming's concluding remarks, the first issue of "Host Contest" ended.

CCTV large-scale program center.

The ratings of the first episode also came out, Yang Lu looked at the results on the big screen, the corners of his mouth trembling slightly.

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(End of this chapter)