When the host opens the plug-in
Chapter 291 I, Ren Ming, have absolutely no heart for news channels!
Chapter 291 I, Ren Ming, have no second thoughts about news channels!
Ren's family in Linzhou.
"Old Ren, the TV will start soon, have you lived in the toilet?"
"Come here!"
……
Weijiang International Airport.
A beautiful figure in the waiting hall is constantly attracting the attention of people around.
These gazes not only come from men, but also envious gazes from many young ladies.
I dare not P to become like this, but some people grow into this directly.
God, you are not fair!
Li Han has long been accustomed to seeing the gazes of people around him.
"Dengdeng~"
"Passengers of flight CA1924, please pay attention. Your plane is about to take off. Please go to gate A13 to board the plane. Thank you."
Hearing the announcement, she got up from her seat.
She was going to surprise Ren Ming.
……
"It's five o'clock!"
"The "Year After Year" hosted by Ming University has started, everyone hurry up and watch it!"
"Already watching!"
While everyone was watching, the title animation began to play.
The production quality of the animation is very good, but the audience doesn't seem to have the patience to watch it.
One is that many viewers who have been paying attention before have watched it many times; the other is that many fans of Ren Ming can't wait for him to appear on the stage, and they don't have the heart to watch.
After about 1 minute, the animation ended, and the picture showed the carefully designed ceiling in the studio.
In the warm and peaceful background music, the camera gradually turned down, and a female voice sounded.
"Year after year, spend the new year with you."
Then a magnetic male voice sounded: "Day after day, New Year's Eve is the most reunion."
"Zi Yue."
"Ren Ming."
"Happy New Year to you!" ×2
The positive images of the two hosts appeared on the screen.
Although the previous class visits have been exposed, Ren Ming's black and red attire today still amazed the audience in front of the TV.
Zhang Ziyue said: "Ren Ming, today is our first time working together, do you have anything to say?"
"There really are." Ren Ming said with a humble face: "As the saying goes, a single thread does not make a thread, and a single tree does not make a forest. If we say that the two of us host "Year after Year" today, what can we achieve..."
He compared his hand to Zhang Ziyue, turned back and pointed at himself, and said, "It's all thanks to myself, through my own efforts..."
Everyone who turned this corner was caught off guard.
The comment section of the CCTV client directly exploded.
"Hahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter, Ren Ming is so funny!"
"God damn it all benefited from me, I thought you had to be humble, shameless!"
"After staying with Teacher Tang for a while, Ren Ming's 'Tang Heming sequelae' became more and more serious."
"It's all thanks to Tang Heming!"
"Tang Heming, the source of all evil!"
While talking, everyone tacitly pointed the finger at Tang Heming.
Tang Heming lay down again.
"Stop, stop!" Zhang Ziyue's face was full of "sulphur", stopped Ren Ming's boasting, and said: "Ren Ming, why are you still praising yourself, no, I will come up with a question to test you, let's see you How is your hosting skill?"
Ren Ming smiled and said, "I'm going to test me this time, okay, come on."
Zhang Ziyue: "Listen well, may I ask, what are the customs of Xia Guo's Spring Festival?"
"That's all, Miss Ziyue, do you think I'm a foreigner?" Ren Ming said with disdain, "It's customary to post Spring Festival couplets..."
As soon as he said something, he was interrupted by Zhang Ziyue.
"Stop! I want to test you. This is the Spring Festival couplets." Zhang Ziyue said: "The plan of a year lies in spring, and the plan of a family lies in diligence. This family refers to our small family and all of us, the country. .”
"The development of a country is inseparable from the hard work of workers from all walks of life. Next, I will publish a few couplets. As for you, you have to guess the corresponding industry based on the couplets I said."
Ren Ming was gearing up and said, "Let the horse come here."
Zhang Ziyue said: "Here comes the first question, the high-rise building is skillfully built, and the south branch and the north house are phoenix dwellings."
After she finished speaking, the original text of the couplet appeared on the big screen behind the two of them.
Seeing the upper couplet on the screen, the audience immediately understood that it was about the construction industry.
Such a simple question, they should mean to let everyone pay more attention to these workers brothers, as worthy of CCTV, the intention is unusual.
When everyone thought this way, Ren Ming said, "The phoenix rests... the phoenix? I understand. In ancient times, there was a legend about a phoenix seeking a phoenix, so this couplet depicts the tragic scene of young people going on blind dates every Chinese New Year. "
Zhang Ziyue was amused, "It seems that you have experience."
Ren Ming suddenly became serious again: "Just kidding, this is about the construction industry."
"That's right." Zhang Ziyue nodded, and continued: "This second couplet is a beautiful collection of mountains and rivers thousands of miles away, and flowers and plants weave in four seasons."
Ren Ming said affirmatively, "Splendid and romantic? This is definitely a blind date!"
The audience was speechless.
Blind date, blind date.
Are you on a blind date?
Zhang Ziyue looked at him with pity, the child was driven crazy.
He coughed, "Enliven the atmosphere, this is about the textile industry."
She said with a broken look: "Okay, my third couplet is here. I want to see if you can still rely on the blind date. The motor drives the wind to chase the sun and the moon, and the wheel spreads its wings to cross mountains and rivers."
Ren Ming: "Chasing the sun and the moon, crossing mountains and rivers... This is about blind dates in different places."
Zhang Ziyue held out a thumbs up in admiration.
I served you.
"You are such a persevering person!"
Ren Ming said with a smile: "Thank you, this is actually the road transport industry. Because of their existence, we can enjoy all kinds of delicacies and specialties from all over the country without leaving our homes."
"Okay." Zhang Ziyue said: "Let me see the next couplet, do you still have perseverance. Take a panoramic view of the great rivers and mountains, and the sky is full of clouds to talk about Pengcheng."
Ren Ming said: "I see, because our country has the largest number of female pilots, and they are always flying in the sky and have no time for blind dates, so we arranged for a male pilot who is also single, and the two of them drove the plane together. blind date."
Zhang Ziyue boasted: "Okay, I have convinced you, then listen to this last couplet. You have to listen carefully to this couplet. A jade screen reveals a variety of vulgar and elegant images. Du Ziyan flew into the homes of ordinary people."
Seeing this, the audience was confused.
Different from the previous couplets that could be seen at a glance, they couldn't see what they were talking about in this couplet.
Ren Ming said: "This is about us, TV people, TV blind dates."
Zhang Ziyue shook her head and sighed: "I have to say, you are really a host who never forgets your original intention. I think you should be invited to host those dating shows."
Ren Ming quickly raised his right hand and made an oath, "I hereby declare that I, Ren Ming, have no second thoughts about the news channel!"
"No way, I'm going to die laughing."
"Haha, this living treasure."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
Ren's family in Linzhou.
"Old Ren, the TV will start soon, have you lived in the toilet?"
"Come here!"
……
Weijiang International Airport.
A beautiful figure in the waiting hall is constantly attracting the attention of people around.
These gazes not only come from men, but also envious gazes from many young ladies.
I dare not P to become like this, but some people grow into this directly.
God, you are not fair!
Li Han has long been accustomed to seeing the gazes of people around him.
"Dengdeng~"
"Passengers of flight CA1924, please pay attention. Your plane is about to take off. Please go to gate A13 to board the plane. Thank you."
Hearing the announcement, she got up from her seat.
She was going to surprise Ren Ming.
……
"It's five o'clock!"
"The "Year After Year" hosted by Ming University has started, everyone hurry up and watch it!"
"Already watching!"
While everyone was watching, the title animation began to play.
The production quality of the animation is very good, but the audience doesn't seem to have the patience to watch it.
One is that many viewers who have been paying attention before have watched it many times; the other is that many fans of Ren Ming can't wait for him to appear on the stage, and they don't have the heart to watch.
After about 1 minute, the animation ended, and the picture showed the carefully designed ceiling in the studio.
In the warm and peaceful background music, the camera gradually turned down, and a female voice sounded.
"Year after year, spend the new year with you."
Then a magnetic male voice sounded: "Day after day, New Year's Eve is the most reunion."
"Zi Yue."
"Ren Ming."
"Happy New Year to you!" ×2
The positive images of the two hosts appeared on the screen.
Although the previous class visits have been exposed, Ren Ming's black and red attire today still amazed the audience in front of the TV.
Zhang Ziyue said: "Ren Ming, today is our first time working together, do you have anything to say?"
"There really are." Ren Ming said with a humble face: "As the saying goes, a single thread does not make a thread, and a single tree does not make a forest. If we say that the two of us host "Year after Year" today, what can we achieve..."
He compared his hand to Zhang Ziyue, turned back and pointed at himself, and said, "It's all thanks to myself, through my own efforts..."
Everyone who turned this corner was caught off guard.
The comment section of the CCTV client directly exploded.
"Hahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter, Ren Ming is so funny!"
"God damn it all benefited from me, I thought you had to be humble, shameless!"
"After staying with Teacher Tang for a while, Ren Ming's 'Tang Heming sequelae' became more and more serious."
"It's all thanks to Tang Heming!"
"Tang Heming, the source of all evil!"
While talking, everyone tacitly pointed the finger at Tang Heming.
Tang Heming lay down again.
"Stop, stop!" Zhang Ziyue's face was full of "sulphur", stopped Ren Ming's boasting, and said: "Ren Ming, why are you still praising yourself, no, I will come up with a question to test you, let's see you How is your hosting skill?"
Ren Ming smiled and said, "I'm going to test me this time, okay, come on."
Zhang Ziyue: "Listen well, may I ask, what are the customs of Xia Guo's Spring Festival?"
"That's all, Miss Ziyue, do you think I'm a foreigner?" Ren Ming said with disdain, "It's customary to post Spring Festival couplets..."
As soon as he said something, he was interrupted by Zhang Ziyue.
"Stop! I want to test you. This is the Spring Festival couplets." Zhang Ziyue said: "The plan of a year lies in spring, and the plan of a family lies in diligence. This family refers to our small family and all of us, the country. .”
"The development of a country is inseparable from the hard work of workers from all walks of life. Next, I will publish a few couplets. As for you, you have to guess the corresponding industry based on the couplets I said."
Ren Ming was gearing up and said, "Let the horse come here."
Zhang Ziyue said: "Here comes the first question, the high-rise building is skillfully built, and the south branch and the north house are phoenix dwellings."
After she finished speaking, the original text of the couplet appeared on the big screen behind the two of them.
Seeing the upper couplet on the screen, the audience immediately understood that it was about the construction industry.
Such a simple question, they should mean to let everyone pay more attention to these workers brothers, as worthy of CCTV, the intention is unusual.
When everyone thought this way, Ren Ming said, "The phoenix rests... the phoenix? I understand. In ancient times, there was a legend about a phoenix seeking a phoenix, so this couplet depicts the tragic scene of young people going on blind dates every Chinese New Year. "
Zhang Ziyue was amused, "It seems that you have experience."
Ren Ming suddenly became serious again: "Just kidding, this is about the construction industry."
"That's right." Zhang Ziyue nodded, and continued: "This second couplet is a beautiful collection of mountains and rivers thousands of miles away, and flowers and plants weave in four seasons."
Ren Ming said affirmatively, "Splendid and romantic? This is definitely a blind date!"
The audience was speechless.
Blind date, blind date.
Are you on a blind date?
Zhang Ziyue looked at him with pity, the child was driven crazy.
He coughed, "Enliven the atmosphere, this is about the textile industry."
She said with a broken look: "Okay, my third couplet is here. I want to see if you can still rely on the blind date. The motor drives the wind to chase the sun and the moon, and the wheel spreads its wings to cross mountains and rivers."
Ren Ming: "Chasing the sun and the moon, crossing mountains and rivers... This is about blind dates in different places."
Zhang Ziyue held out a thumbs up in admiration.
I served you.
"You are such a persevering person!"
Ren Ming said with a smile: "Thank you, this is actually the road transport industry. Because of their existence, we can enjoy all kinds of delicacies and specialties from all over the country without leaving our homes."
"Okay." Zhang Ziyue said: "Let me see the next couplet, do you still have perseverance. Take a panoramic view of the great rivers and mountains, and the sky is full of clouds to talk about Pengcheng."
Ren Ming said: "I see, because our country has the largest number of female pilots, and they are always flying in the sky and have no time for blind dates, so we arranged for a male pilot who is also single, and the two of them drove the plane together. blind date."
Zhang Ziyue boasted: "Okay, I have convinced you, then listen to this last couplet. You have to listen carefully to this couplet. A jade screen reveals a variety of vulgar and elegant images. Du Ziyan flew into the homes of ordinary people."
Seeing this, the audience was confused.
Different from the previous couplets that could be seen at a glance, they couldn't see what they were talking about in this couplet.
Ren Ming said: "This is about us, TV people, TV blind dates."
Zhang Ziyue shook her head and sighed: "I have to say, you are really a host who never forgets your original intention. I think you should be invited to host those dating shows."
Ren Ming quickly raised his right hand and made an oath, "I hereby declare that I, Ren Ming, have no second thoughts about the news channel!"
"No way, I'm going to die laughing."
"Haha, this living treasure."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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