When the host opens the plug-in

Chapter 295 Are You Two Talking About Cross Talk?

Just when the audience became interested and looking forward to Ren Ming's new couplet, he changed the subject and started an advertisement.

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The ad is over.

The show is back on track.

Zhang Ziyue said: "Ren Ming, I was just joking just now. Next, I'm going to present the real test questions. Are you ready?"

"Why am I being tested again?" Ren Ming muttered and said, "You write a question."

Zhang Ziyue: "It's still a couplet. My first couplet has only one word, seek."

Ren Ming: "There is only one word, so this is simply a sub-question. If you make a plan, I will make a decision for you. If you have a plan, I will make a decision."

Zhang Ziyue: "Okay, then listen to my second question, which still only has one word, father."

Ren Ming: "Then I will fight against the son, fight against the tiger's brother, and fight against the father and son."

Zhang Ziyue: "That makes sense, yes, my third question is: feet."

Ren Ming: "My second line is: hands, siblings."

Zhang Ziyue: "There's nothing wrong with it. For the next question, I'll say: [-]!"

Ren Ming said: "I'm against one, pick one out of ten thousand."

Zhang Ziyue: "Okay, you pass the test, and then listen to my next question. My upper line is: Min."

Ren Ming: "Basic, people-oriented, is the development purpose of our country."

Zhang Ziyue said in surprise: "Hey, I can't trouble you. The following is my last question. There are two words in this question: laughter."

Ren Ming: "It won't bother me if you change a few words, I'll give you the right answer: serious."

"Okay, I guess you're right." Zhang Ziyue smiled and said, "Ren Ming, do you think I'll give you such a simple question? Let me tell you, you were fooled. The Shanglian I mentioned just now, even Together they can form an upper couplet.”

Ren Ming was surprised: "Can you still form the Shanglian?"

Zhang Ziyue proudly said: "My Shanglian is: seek wealth, and all people will laugh."

"Okay!" He said yes, and said with a smile: "Then my second couplet should be able to form a couplet."

Zhang Ziyue looked at him suspiciously, "Tell me."

While recalling, Ren Ming said: "Duan Zishou, serious... Sister Ziyue, you dig a hole for me and let me jump into it!"

Seeing his "distraught" look, Zhang Ziyue smiled and said, "This is not me digging a hole for you, but your summary of your work."

On the CCTV client, the comment section was extremely lively.

"Hahaha!"

"You two are just talking about cross talk!"

"It's over, it's over, my lovely sister Ziyue, who is working on a loan, has also become a joke."

"Work summary is okay."

"After watching today's live broadcast, I realized that I fell in love with Zhang Ziyue."

"Zhang Ziyue finally took revenge for maintaining the human design just now."

"These two are so cultured, haha."

"At first I thought they were really pairing, but it turned out that I was young."

"It's so much fun, haha!"

"Let Ren Ming tell the joke himself in a serious manner, it's too messed up!"

Being put together, but the other party is a senior, Ren Ming can only "admit that he is unlucky".

Seeing his dejected look, Zhang Ziyue smiled and said, "Okay, I was just joking just now, next, let's have a serious couplet, and send good wishes for the New Year to the audience and friends."

Hearing this, he instantly revived with full blood, and said with a smile, "Okay."

Zhang Ziyue smiled and said, "The Year of the Rat is about to pass, and my first couplet is the Rat."

Ren Ming said: "It's still a word, the Year of the Ox is coming soon, so I will be against the Ox."

Zhang Ziyue: "Okay, but this mouse of mine is no ordinary mouse, it's a little squirrel."

Ren Ming: "My cow is not an ordinary cow, but an old scalper."

Zhang Ziyue: "This is a wild little squirrel."

Ren Ming: "This is me: a family-owned scalper."

Being confronted so easily, Zhang Ziyue said angrily: "Then this is me: wild little squirrel back to hide fruit!"

Ren Ming said indifferently: "This is me: the family's old-fashioned cattle are going to plow the fields."

Zhang Ziyue suppressed her displeasure, and smiled triumphantly: "My complete couplet is: The wild little squirrels go back to hide the fruit, cooing to bid farewell to the old year, laughing at the harvest of the five grains and the prosperity of the world."

In the quiet and peaceful music, Ren Ming said: "My complete second couplet is: the old cattle go to the field to plow the fields, mooing to welcome the new year, hoping that the six animals will prosper and all directions will be blessed. Hengban!"

The two hosts clasped their hands together and said to the audience: "Harmony and prosperity!" ×2
"it is good!"

"Thank you to the two hosts for bringing us the cross talk, "Couples to the Spring Festival"."

"Haha, why is there still an announcement in the comment section!"

"Absolutely, it's really the same as talking about cross talk."

"It turns out that the hosts of CCTV are all behind-the-scenes jokers."

"I found that once the hosts of CCTV started playing, those stars have nothing to do with them."

"Indeed, appearance, talent, acting skills, humor, character, people can get whatever they want, it's a blow to dimensionality reduction."

"When I was young, I liked star chasing. Now that I am older, I like to watch news and watch CCTV hosts. Hey, I seem to be rhyming?"

"You play a hammer rhyme."

……

News Broadcasting Department.

"Hey." Wang Qicheng bumped into Guo Qun next to him with his shoulder, "How do you evaluate the hosting of the two of them?"

Guo Qun looked away from the TV, sighed, and said, "I'm ashamed."

"Isn't it?" Wang Qicheng looked at him incredulously, "Forget about Ziyue, but you actually told Ren Ming that you were ashamed?"

Guo Qun said: "It's really not as good as others. As far as the matter is concerned, if I replace him with me for today's recording, I can't guarantee that I can do better than him. I have been working for decades, and he is the one who works for less than a year. Newcomer of the year!"

His words also reminded Wang Qicheng of Ren Ming's identity.

For a moment, the two old hosts looked at each other.

……

the other side.

The director of "One Year After Another" glanced at the ratings on the screen, silently opened Fetion, and sent a Moments.

[The moon is the hometown of Ming combination Niu X! 】

He swears directly in the circle of friends.

After posting to Moments, he ignored the message below and put away his phone.

Keep watching the ratings.

Time: 18:23.

Integrated channel: 10.16%
News channel: 2.28%
The ratings are terrifyingly high!
You know, last year's Spring Festival Gala's ratings were just over 20%!
What's even more frightening is that the ratings were so stable that they exploded.

In this day and age, watching TV is no longer the first choice of entertainment for people. If the program is boring, they may turn off the TV at any time and go to do something else.

Of course, it may be better during the Spring Festival. Watching TV is a very suitable form of entertainment for the whole family.

But it is not without disadvantages, because at this time, the competition for ratings among the major TV stations has also become fierce, and everyone has shown their talents.

Compared with those satellite TV programs, "Year After Year" actually doesn't have much advantage.

It can be said that the show's success is due to the two hosts on stage.

That's why he couldn't help but post such a circle of friends.

……

(End of this chapter)