After crossing, start from the courtyard

Chapter 149 Chapter 140

Xu Erzhu had never seen such an exquisite cake, and his eyes were straightened, but Xu Erzhu was more straightforward and honest. He knew that he would not touch something that was not his own.

Xiao Ling took out the spoon that Xiao Yu had prepared, held it in her hand, and began to eat in small bites. Xu Erzhu could not bear the smell, and turned his body sideways, with He Yu and Xiao Ling on his back.

It was difficult to see the clues from the sideways body, but Xu Erzhu's stomach rumbling sound was particularly noticeable.

"Brother Erzhu, do you want some?"

He Yu patted Xu Erzhu's shoulder and grabbed a large handful of dried fruits and vegetables. Xu Erzhu quickly took it when he saw it. There were all kinds of dried fruits and vegetables in it, some of which Xu Erzhu had never seen before.

Although he had already picked it up, holding a handful of dried fruits and vegetables in the palm of his hand, in the process of picking it up, he still inadvertently missed a piece, fell on the ground, and rolled into the aisle.

Everyone cast strange gazes, and what fell on the ground was a purple dried potato.

Xu Erzhu bent down and picked up the dried purple sweet potato, wiped it with his hands, and blew the dust on the ground with his mouth.

"You can't waste food."

Xu Erzhu looked at He Yu with a smirk, and even ate the dried purple sweet potato that fell on the ground in front of his face.

"Well, it's delicious, Xiaoyu, how did you make it? Why does this sun-dried sweet potato taste different? This thing is crunchy! It's not the same as the dried sweet potato at my house!"

"I worshiped a chef as a master and learned a little bit. I did all of these myself!"

Xu Erzhu stared blankly at He Yu, but he didn't expect that He Yu could cook.

"I don't think you look like a chef. I heard that the cooking class is very tiring. Every time I pass by the restaurant in the city, I can still see those chefs in their clothes from time to time. White coat!"

"Like the cooking in our village, if there is a happy event or a banquet in any family, we sit at the entrance of the village and line up, and the masters of those cooking classes will cook big pots of vegetables with big pots! This job It’s delicious, and you can get happy money.”

Xu Erzhu happily ate the dried fruits and vegetables in his hand, chewed them until they were crunchy, "It's delicious."

"Xiao Yu, if you go to our village, then I will tell everyone that if it's a banquet, everyone has to invite you to go! Those who come from the city must cook different meals!"

He Yu smiled embarrassingly, "How could it be? My cooking skills are just like that. Cooking is not my specialty! You are born and bred here, so it must be better than mine! We both have customs It’s not the same, maybe the taste is a little different!”

Speaking of this, Xu Erzhu said confidently, "Here, we can eat spicy food the most! There is a kind called No Spicy No Huan! You know the milk tofu, right?"

Xu Erzhu glanced at He Yu and explained, "There are many kinds of milk tofu. We like spicy food. It is covered with chili peppers. This makes the meal more exciting."

As Xu Erzhu spoke, he became energetic. The mention of chili made his whole body excited. For example, every family could not do without chili every day.

"Xiaoyu, do you know how to eat spicy food?"

He Yu chuckled, spicy food is a piece of cake for him.

"I'll do a little."

"Let me tell you, this chili, eating too much can beautify your skin! Like our Xiaoling sister, if you eat more, you can look like a hot girl! It won't look so soft and weak!"

"Eating too much of this pepper can strengthen your body. When you come to our village, you must go to my house for dinner! The first stop is to go to my house."

"Row!"

"By the way, I still have work to do! Otherwise, I will be bored on this train for nothing, and I will definitely have to work when I come. I still have a lot of eggs in my bag!"

Xu Erzhu glanced around and saw that there was no conductor, so he hurriedly left his seat, bent over, wrapped his body and ran to another seat secretly.

He Yu watched Xu Erzhu push the man on the seat with his own eyes. He winked and asked in a low voice, "Brother, don't buy eggs."

The man frowned and shook his head, "I don't have much money and I still keep it home."

"Brother, how much do these eggs cost? If you have no money, you can exchange them for other things!"

The man thought for a while and asked, "Can I change the peanuts?"

"of course can."

The man grabbed a handful of peanuts, and Xu Erzhu took out a boiled egg from his pocket and handed it over.

"Brother, just this one egg!"

"Row."

"Okay, if you still need it, call me at that time! If I have other things, you can also ask, and we will change them at that time!" Xu Erzhu winked and slipped to another seat.

After asking several people back and forth, most of them bought his eggs, and some directly exchanged them.

In exchange, Xu Erzhu sat back at He Yu's place, and He Yu smiled and said, "Brother Erzhu, the trains are usually long-distance, and it may take days or nights. Where do you sleep?"

"You don't know, we definitely can't ride this train from the beginning to the end, it will attract people's attention, I just sneaked on the train first, and then asked everyone if they want to buy my things, first of all, I don't want to Buy it, and I'll exchange it with him."

While talking, Xu Erzhu patted He Yu proudly, and asked him to take a look at the big brother who bought eggs just now, "Some items are much more valuable than this egg, just like the big brother just now, a little more peanuts, he If you don’t care about it, you’ve earned it!”

"And peanuts are not easy to spoil. If you think about my eggs, if they are not sold in a few days, they can't be eaten. Tell me, if you don't eat them, it will be a waste. It's a pity to eat them yourself."

He Yu felt that what Xu Erzhu said was fine, "It's quite economical for you!"

"Don't tell me, because some people don't want to eat the food on the train. You also know that it's expensive. Who wants to spend more money for something that can be solved with an egg!"

"And the eggs are not as expensive as those meals. Do you think everyone would choose the former or the latter?"

"Brother Erzhu, I think what you said is okay." Xiao Ling rubbed He Yu happily, and looked at Xu Erzhu mischievously.

"I'm just making small calculations. Sometimes when I get off the whole train, if I'm caught, all my previous efforts will be wasted. I've worked hard for days and nights, and I still pay for it. It's risky to do this business."

But fortunately, Xu Erzhu met He Yu, and avoided the knot just now.

After you can, say no.

"Brother, drink water."

Xu Erzhu's encounter with He Yu was considered lucky today, he was able to mix food and drink, and he still had a seat, which saved him from worrying a lot.

"Brother Erzhu, can you grow flowers and raise cats in your village?"

Seeing that Xiaoling had never seen the cuteness of rural life, Xu Erzhu patted his chest grandly, "You can do whatever you want in the village! But to be honest, Xiaoling, if you go to our village, you will definitely be one of the best village flowers. "

"No, in the city, Xiaoling is a city flower."

Xiao Ling couldn't help covering her mouth and giggling, "I didn't go, there should be village flowers in your village, right?"

"Of course! In my heart... well, Mei Sanniang from the house next door to me is considered a village flower."

"That little face is as beautiful as a flower, and has a kind heart. It's just that life is hard. The married man ran away, leaving behind a man and a woman, who have to take care of the mother-in-law at home."

As soon as this was mentioned, He Yu suddenly remembered this
The woman Xu Erzhu was talking about, Mei Sanniang, was quite similar to Qin Huairu in their courtyard, but the only difference was that her man had run away instead of not being there.

"At least the kids have a dad! Don't they?"

Xu Erzhu shook his head, "This bastard even left his mother behind, let alone his children."

"Forget it, forget it, don't mention these things, you will know everything when you come to our village! When you meet Mei Sanniang, you will understand."

Xu Erzhu groaned. He didn't want to criticize Mei Sanniang behind his back. After all, outsiders knew about her family's private affairs. It's not authentic to listen to gossip.

"I'll sleep, bro."

Xu Erzhu leaned lightly on the chair and turned his feet outward, not facing the aisle, but also sat comfortably.

A few hours later, the ticket inspectors began to patrol again. This station seemed to be more strict, and they even started to check tickets.

On the noisy train, Xu Erzhu woke up suddenly and saw the ticket inspector approaching not far away.

Xu Erzhu woke up He Yu in a panic, "Xiao Yu, I'm going to slip away first, if I get caught, all my savings will be wiped out."

He Yu and Xiao Ling were awakened by Xu Erzhu's voice. He Yu saw that there was really a ticket check not far away. He quickly asked the buddy in the front seat, "Is the ticket check in front?"

"That's right, the fare inspection is strict in this period recently, we have passed so many stations, there is no fare evasion, right?"

He Yu and Xiao Ling did not have a set ticket, but Xu Erzhu was different. Seeing that the ticket inspector was coming, Xu Erzhu was so panicked that he wanted to raise his legs and ran to the toilet.

In the past, he always came here like this, so it can only be said that fortunately, he didn't get into the car with a cowhide bag this time, and he didn't bring a lot of goods.

"Xiaoyu, I'll go to the bathroom first!"

Xu Erzhu hurried to the toilet, but when he got to the toilet, someone was already in the toilet.

Xu Erzhu was anxious and at a loss. He went to another carriage, but the result was the same. Maybe there were too many people traveling together, and he was a step late.

Seeing that the ticket inspectors had checked the train tickets one after another and were about to go to the next carriage, Xu Erzhu didn't know where to hide, so he could only pretend to be nonchalant.

However, he still couldn't avoid the ticket inspection, and the ticket inspector in the yellow jacket walked over straight.

In fact, still can not escape the fate of ticket inspection.

He pretended to stand in front of the toilet, clutching his stomach, pretending to be uncomfortable, and waiting for the people in the toilet to come out.

As a result, the ticket inspector asked with concern, "Hi sir, have you checked the ticket yet?"

Xu Erzhu shook his head, "Not yet, I'm anxious to wait for the toilet, let's wait a while!"

The ticket inspector looked Xu Erzhu up and down, and looked at the man in front of him with some vigilance. Although he was holding his stomach and his face was ugly, there were too many people who escaped the train ticket.

"I'm sorry, we are also acting impartially. The person who uses the toilet will not be able to come out for a while. You can't do anything if you are in a hurry. Why don't you show your ticket purchase certificate first?"

Xu Erzhu clutched his stomach and said loudly, "I'm in a hurry now, you show me the proof, can the people in this toilet come out?"

"As long as you promise, I will show you the proof immediately."

The ticket inspector has nothing to do with Xu Erzhu at present, and if the dispute continues like this, Xu Erzhu will definitely not get any benefits.

"There is no proof. We must act impartially. Are you evading fares? Please cooperate with us."

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Xu Erzhu panicked, and at the moment the ticket inspector was about to search, he pressed the ticket inspector's hand with both hands.

"Brother, what do you mean by stopping my brother from going to the toilet? On this train, you have to pay to go to the toilet?"

He Yu put a dollar into the ticket inspector's hand, and the ticket inspector wanted to say something, He Yu immediately interrupted, "I understand that there is only a queue to go to the toilet, so you let my brother go first, he really can't hold back. "

The ticket inspector glanced at the one yuan in his hand, and then the person in the toilet came out, startled by the ticket inspector outside.

The ticket inspector changed his target, looked at the man who had just gone to the toilet, and said, "Did you check the ticket?"

The man was startled, and frantically searched for the train ticket from his bag, but he couldn't find it for a while.

Seeing this, He Yu asked, "Can my brother go to the bathroom first?".

The ticket inspector urged helplessly, "Go to the toilet!"

The ticket inspector put the one yuan in his hand into his pocket, thinking that one yuan is so generous, the ticket should be affordable, and the other party is in a hurry to go to the toilet, so it is not too harsh.

Upon hearing this, Xu Erzhu rushed into the toilet with his pants in his hand. He Yu relieved himself and returned to his seat.

"How is it? Brother Er Zhu, is everything okay?" Seeing Xiao Yu's return, Xiao Ling asked suspiciously.

"Fortunately, I went in time, otherwise, Xu Erzhu would have been sent out of the train."

"That's okay, I knew it, Xiao Yu, you must have a way, how did you do it?"

He Yu smiled and said nothing. These ticket inspectors are responsible for order and ticket inspection in the train all day long. Apart from a fixed salary, they have no other additional income.

Those who sell water and fast food on the train are not cheap, and they are generally female workers.Therefore, male workers generally can't earn extra money. For example, He Yu took out a dollar in one hand and almost thought he was working all day. If he had money, he could do things easily.

Xu Erzhu stayed in the toilet for almost half an hour before he came out. He put his ear to the door and came out when he heard silence.

Trains like this are considered relatively advanced. Some trains don't even have toilets, and some have only one or two, and once they squat in a large size, they will be directly sprinkled on the rails.

Even the driving master basically solved it on the spot. Once the signal light changed, he ran back to drive with his pants in his hands.

The train that Xu Erzhu was riding on was not bad, and there were one or two toilets. The train here is section by section. Generally, there may be a toilet at the end and front end.

When the train stopped again, Xu Erzhu ran to He Yu's compartment and sat back beside He Yu again. He subconsciously glanced at Xiao Ling's feet. Fortunately, the bag was still there.

Well, he didn't work in vain today, and nothing was taken away.

There is a situation where he is caught and everything on him has to be confiscated, and there is another situation where He Yu takes it back and he will take it when the time comes.

If it were before, his fate could only be the former, and the latter could not exist. Once caught, it means that all previous efforts will be wasted and the whole day will be wasted.

(End of this chapter)