Roaming in the heavens film and television

Chapter 1 Xiao Yan: They are both thousand-year-old foxes, what are you playing with me?

In the winter afternoon, the dim yellow lights in the western restaurant smeared on the walls, exuding a lazy atmosphere.

Xiao Yan sat by the window, staring at the girl with big curly hair in front of her.

"Miss Deng, I want to hear your evaluation of me."

Deng Han paused for a moment before responding.

"I'll give you 69 points, add 5 points for your stature, and add 5 points for your clothes and speech."

A shocked expression appeared on Xiao Yan's face.

"Oh, I'm a little surprised by the score you scored"

Deng Han had a puzzled look on his face when he heard this.

"I didn't hear you clearly, can you say it again?"

Xiao Yan asked her.

"Miss Deng, can you rate yourself?"

"Oh, I'm old, I don't have the style of my youth; if I'm a few years younger, I want to give myself 100 points, but I can only score 80 points."

Xiao Yan visually judged that Deng Han was less than 160cm tall, and his figure was on the fat side, so he only scored such a low score for him who is tall and straight at 180cm, and thought in his heart.

"Who gave you such courage, Liang *jing*ru?"

"I want to ask about your situation?"

"I studied in the Gallic country. After returning to China, my annual salary was about 15. I lived in an apartment with my parents. I didn't buy a car because I was too timid to drive."

"May I ask what Miss Deng wants from her other half?"

"985, 211 Bachelor's degree or above, masculine and handsome appearance, height within 185-190cm, profound knowledge, humorous conversation, serious job and stable income, preferably a middle-level cadre of a state-owned enterprise, with an annual income of more than 50, as the saying goes Well said, a man will turn bad when he has money, in order not to make mistakes, I must control all income such as salary after marriage and all the assets under my name.”

Deng Han paused and continued.

"I'm not yet 30 years old, and I don't plan to have children until I'm 35, so you have to tell your parents not to force me to have children for 5 years; I can go to work after marriage, instead of leaving you alone Working hard is already helping to reduce the burden on the family, so no matter how much money I earn, it is impossible to use it to subsidize the family."

Xiao Yan asked.

"Do you have anything to add?"

"I think a car is just a means of transportation, so you only need to prepare a non-domestic car worth more than 50; by the way, there is also a bride price. Now a married woman in a rural area also needs to get a 20 gift. Jiangcheng is also a provincial capital city. Just prepare 50 gift money, so that parents can live with face."

"Miss Deng, do you have any other requests?"

"The living conditions should not be too bad, you don't need a villa, but there must be a large flat in the city center, and the elevator must go directly to the house, not a public elevator. The house is not required to be a new house, but it must be built for a period of no more than 5 years. For a new house, my name must be added to the real estate certificate after marriage; your parents can live in the same community, but they cannot live with us, they must have pensions, medical insurance, can support themselves, and do not need us to take care of them.”

Deng Han continued.

"After marriage, you have to be kind to my parents, listen to me, be able to do housework, cook, and be willing to take care of children; my parents have raised me for so many years and have always regarded me as the apple of their eye. I married myself so casually, Thinking about it, I feel a little sorry for them.”

Xiao Yan looked at her and noticed that when she spoke, her eyebrows bloomed in the air like sunflowers.

he asked calmly.

"Miss Deng, are you finished?"

Deng Han responded after thinking for a moment.

"I only think of these for the time being, I will talk about what I think of later."

"I heard so much from Ms. Deng just now. Let me also introduce my situation. I graduated from Huagong and now work as a middle-level cadre in a state-owned enterprise with an annual income of about 25. I bought a flat-floor apartment with money, and bought a storefront on Han Street, with an annual income of around 2 yuan. I usually drive a Daben to work, and the license plate number ends with three 30s.”

Xiao Yan said after a moment's pause.

"My father is a leader in a state-owned enterprise, and my mother is also quite famous in the medical system, so they both have five insurances and one housing fund, and I am the only son of them."

Xiao Yan straightened his chest and looked at Deng Han with piercing eyes.

"Miss Deng, are you satisfied with my conditions?"

There was a flash of anger in Deng Han's eyes, and he thought.

"Then if you ask a girl directly if you are satisfied with it when you meet for the first time, the men in science and technology are indeed otaku who don't understand style!"

Xiao Yan said.

"Although you don't speak, it seems that you are quite satisfied with my conditions."

Deng Han remained silent.

Xiao Yan asked her.

"I have a question. In your best years, you gave the most precious things to others. Why do you demand so much from me now?"

Deng Han responded with a puzzled look on his face.

"What do you mean by that?"

Xiao Yan sneered.

"They're all thousand-year-old foxes, why are you playing chat with me?"

Deng Han is not stupid, she immediately understood what Xiao Yan meant.

She blushed with embarrassment and said angrily.

"You... you're a hooligan!"

Her soprano voice instantly caught everyone's attention.

"Since you regard marriage as a transaction, of course I must speak clearly!"

Xiao Yan spoke with eloquence neither humble nor overbearing.

"Back then, when you rolled the sheets with others, did you ask him to have a flat floor, did you ask him to have an annual income of more than 50 yuan, did you ask him to drive a non-domestic car with more than 50 yuan, did you check his home Hukou, requiring his parents to pay five social insurances and one housing fund? Now, you have passed the best years of your life, so why do you ask me to meet your requirements?"

Deng Han wanted to have an attack, but he couldn't catch Xiao Yan's handle, he thought.

"This guy is insidious enough. It completely overturned my impression of the man in science and technology who is not good at words. He doesn't utter dirty words when he curses."

Deng Han was speechless, knowing that if he continued to entangle with him, he would not gain any advantage.

She stood up and walked out with a depressed expression on her face.

Xiao Yan replied calmly.

"Miss Deng, I haven't finished talking yet, are you getting annoyed?"

Deng Han didn't seem to hear what he said, and left without looking back.

Xiao Yan settled the bill and walked out of the western restaurant.

The phone rings.

"What, that green tea whore thinks I'm a hooligan. You asked her for the meal fee, agreed to AA, and ran away alone."

"Yes, I paid for the meal, and don't come to me for such bad things in the future."

Xiao Yan's trip is to help a friend to attend an appointment.

What he told Deng Han just now was all made up.

Xiao Yan doesn't have a big level, a facade, and he is not a middle-level state-owned enterprise who graduated from Chinese labor.

As for Daben with the tail number 666, he saw it on the street when he came for an appointment.

Both of Xiao Yan's parents died, and he himself is only a graduate of a second-rate university.

He majored in finance in college, but this is another profession dominated by women.

Xiao Yan wanted to find a job in finance, so he submitted his resume many times online, but the resumes he submitted were all without exception.

Xiao Yan went to the job fair to apply for a job, and the booths of the units he was looking at were overcrowded.

He plucked up the courage to submit his resume to a favorite unit.

The HR manager of the applicant unit had a disgusted look on his face.

"Aren't all those who do finances are girls? Why do you, a big man, do this?"

Xiao Yan silently withdrew his resume and left.

He tried to submit several resumes in front of other units, but still hit a wall.

Those HR managers treated Xiao Yan in the same way.

"I'm sorry, the accountants in our unit are all female comrades, and we don't recruit male accountants."

"A man who works as a female worker will never grow old."

"There is no future in finance, young man, let me advise you, change careers as soon as you are young!"

Sad Xiao Yan is unemployed upon graduation.

Desperate, he eked out a living working as a salesman for an insurance company.

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(End of this chapter)