Rolls-Royce Cullinan at the start
Chapter 4 Authentic Advanced Bragging
Chapter 4 Authentic Advanced Bragging
"What did you call me?"
Internet celebrity Qianqian instantly jumped up like a cat whose hair has exploded, but when she thought of Lin Fan's wealth, she immediately said with a doggy smile: "Little brother, take a good look, he's only 18 years old."
At this time, Lao Ba's barbecue was also ready, he handed the bag to Lin Fan, and then said to Internet celebrity Qianqian with disdain: "Auntie, spit over there, this is a barbecue stall, pay attention to hygiene."
"You bloody barbecue seller are blind, aren't you?"
Internet celebrity Qianqian completely exploded, pointing at Lao Ba's nose and cursing: "Do you think I'm afraid of you because of your whole tattoo?"
"Tell you, my wife has hundreds of thousands of fans, and they blow up your business in minutes!"
"There's something for you!"
Seeing that the two were about to make a move, Lin Fan hurriedly rode the little sheep for a walk.
After all, my family has said since I was a child, don't watch the fights.
……
Because the phone number for the barbecue takeaway couldn't be reached, and the address was wrong, Lin Fan had no choice but to take it back to the takeaway shop and wait for the customer to contact him.
In a blink of an eye, it was already afternoon, and Lin Fan was about to take another order before taking a rest.
When I came to the Jinsha community, because this time I was riding a little sheep, the security guard wouldn't let Lin Fan in.
Just as he was about to make a call, a little girl in school uniform ran out in a hurry.
"Brother takeaway, I'm here to get something!"
"Little beauty, tell me your number."
The little girl in the school uniform looked at Lin Fan, smiled, and said, "Little brother, although you are very handsome, I am only in the first year of high school, starting in three years, and the maximum penalty is death!"
"There are two identical rice bowls in your community!"
Lin Fan frowned, and sighed: Are the students so knowledgeable about the law these years?
"Di Di!"
As soon as the rice bowls were delivered, the ear-piercing horn sounded behind Lin Fan.
"Lin Fan? Is that you?"
Lin Fan turned his head and saw his college classmate Zhang Xiaodong looking at him in surprise.
"It's really you! Why are you here to deliver food?"
Lin Fan nodded, and said, "The barbecue shop closed down, and then I came to be a delivery boy.
Seeing Lin Fan voluntarily admitting that he is a delivery boy, Zhang Xiaodong immediately became interested, and got out of the car to chat with Lin Fan.
"It's better for you." Zhang Xiaodong lit a cigarette, pretending to sigh.
"It's not like me. I'm working in a foreign-funded company now, and it took me three years after graduating from university to get into the position of a deputy director."
"I work so hard every week, and I can only have two days off on weekends."
"Working hard, working overtime, the annual salary is only more than 50, even this car!"
Zhang Xiaodong's eyes were bright, and he hammered the roof of the car heavily, "It's also a Mercedes-Benz that the company allocated for me to use alone, and it only cost more than 70 yuan!"
Good guy!It's really a little cow blowing a balloon, awesome!
Lin Fan looked at Zhang Xiaodong, this kid couldn't play a boring fart when he was in college, he didn't expect to learn how to pretend to be a kid when he first entered the society!
but!
Still too low-level!
This kind of self-flattering method will only make others disgusted. To inadvertently reveal wealth in a low-key way, and reveal luxury in a plain way, this is a truly advanced way of bragging!
Zhang Xiaodong felt that he had left Lin Fan speechless, and he immediately felt better.
Aren't you handsome?
Are you not a school grass?
Are you not a beauty killer?
What is the use!Everyone must kneel before money!
Zhang Xiaodong patted Lin Fan on the shoulder and said, "By the way, Lin Fan, three days later we organized a college reunion, and the venue is Moyu Villa."
"The environment there is very good, but it's a bit far away. If you don't have a car, would you like me to pick you up?"
Lin Fan smiled and said, "No problem, I still have the car, see you in three days!"
……
"Brother Lin, save the world! If you don't come, I will die!"
Lin Fan had just finished washing at home, and was about to take his takeaway brothers to Haidilao when Xiao Zhang called.
"Don't panic, tell me what's going on."
"Brother Lin, I'm delivering food at the Wutian Mall, and I've gotten into trouble. Come here quickly! Also, don't ride a little sheep!"
"Deliver food? Didn't I tell you to wait for me at the door of Haidilao?"
"Brother, you are my own brother, don't ask, come here and talk!"
"boom!"
The roar of the Rolls-Royce Cullinan engine bursting through the neon lights attracted countless eyes.
"Xiao Zhang, what's wrong with you?"
As soon as he got off the car, Lin Fan saw Xiao Zhang squatting at the entrance of Wutian Mall with a sad face, and beside him stood a proud man in a suit.
Seeing Lin Fan approaching, Xiao Zhang hurried over as if seeing a savior.
"Brother Lin, the thing is like this."
Xiao Zhang pointed to the man in the suit, and explained: "The last order just came when I was about to get off work, so I thought it would be easy to take it."
"When it was delivered here, the gentleman said that I delivered it too slowly and asked me to do one thing, otherwise he would give me a bad review."
Lin Fan frowned, took Xiao Zhang's cell phone to look at it, and then said: "The list is not overdue, sir, are you making trouble for no reason!"
"How can I make trouble for no reason!"
The man in the suit glared at Xiao Zhang, pointed to the jewelry store next to him and said, "I finally saw a beautiful sister posting an advertisement outside, and I ordered two cups of milk tea for you to deliver, but now all the younger sisters have returned to the store Go, you have to help me deliver this milk tea!"
"There's something wrong with you, right? Won't you send it in yourself?"
The man in the suit blushed slightly in embarrassment, and said, "That shop is membership-only, and I don't have a membership card, so I can't get in."
Lin Fan took the milk tea, looked at the man in the suit, and said, "Remember, there won't be a next time, if you want to pretend to be a kid, you have to have that capital!"
After speaking, Lin Fan turned around and walked towards the jewelry store.
"Sir, are you here to deliver food or to look at jewelry, if you want to look at jewelry, please show your membership card."
"I don't have a membership card, and I'm not here to deliver food."
"Sir, that's really embarrassing, our place is membership-based, and no one without a membership card is allowed to enter."
Lin Fan looked at the supervisor and asked, "What should I do with your membership card?"
"Sir, you can get a membership card after recharging 5 yuan in our online store."
"Too much trouble."
Lin Fan took out his bank card and handed it to the supervisor, and said, "Go in now and help me buy a [-] item. I'm going to enter your store now."
"Ah?" The supervisor was shocked. He had never heard such a request in his 20 years of practice!
"Sir, are you sure? Once you make a purchase, you can't get a refund!"
Lin Fan said flatly: "Hurry up, I have something to do later."
"Good good!"
Proud!
That's called pride!
Just to enter the store and take a look, it costs [-] yuan!
For a moment, everyone in the store looked at Lin Fan.
Lin Fan took back his bank card and a jade bracelet, and strode into the shop with milk tea in his hand: "Who's Du Lan?"
(End of this chapter)
"What did you call me?"
Internet celebrity Qianqian instantly jumped up like a cat whose hair has exploded, but when she thought of Lin Fan's wealth, she immediately said with a doggy smile: "Little brother, take a good look, he's only 18 years old."
At this time, Lao Ba's barbecue was also ready, he handed the bag to Lin Fan, and then said to Internet celebrity Qianqian with disdain: "Auntie, spit over there, this is a barbecue stall, pay attention to hygiene."
"You bloody barbecue seller are blind, aren't you?"
Internet celebrity Qianqian completely exploded, pointing at Lao Ba's nose and cursing: "Do you think I'm afraid of you because of your whole tattoo?"
"Tell you, my wife has hundreds of thousands of fans, and they blow up your business in minutes!"
"There's something for you!"
Seeing that the two were about to make a move, Lin Fan hurriedly rode the little sheep for a walk.
After all, my family has said since I was a child, don't watch the fights.
……
Because the phone number for the barbecue takeaway couldn't be reached, and the address was wrong, Lin Fan had no choice but to take it back to the takeaway shop and wait for the customer to contact him.
In a blink of an eye, it was already afternoon, and Lin Fan was about to take another order before taking a rest.
When I came to the Jinsha community, because this time I was riding a little sheep, the security guard wouldn't let Lin Fan in.
Just as he was about to make a call, a little girl in school uniform ran out in a hurry.
"Brother takeaway, I'm here to get something!"
"Little beauty, tell me your number."
The little girl in the school uniform looked at Lin Fan, smiled, and said, "Little brother, although you are very handsome, I am only in the first year of high school, starting in three years, and the maximum penalty is death!"
"There are two identical rice bowls in your community!"
Lin Fan frowned, and sighed: Are the students so knowledgeable about the law these years?
"Di Di!"
As soon as the rice bowls were delivered, the ear-piercing horn sounded behind Lin Fan.
"Lin Fan? Is that you?"
Lin Fan turned his head and saw his college classmate Zhang Xiaodong looking at him in surprise.
"It's really you! Why are you here to deliver food?"
Lin Fan nodded, and said, "The barbecue shop closed down, and then I came to be a delivery boy.
Seeing Lin Fan voluntarily admitting that he is a delivery boy, Zhang Xiaodong immediately became interested, and got out of the car to chat with Lin Fan.
"It's better for you." Zhang Xiaodong lit a cigarette, pretending to sigh.
"It's not like me. I'm working in a foreign-funded company now, and it took me three years after graduating from university to get into the position of a deputy director."
"I work so hard every week, and I can only have two days off on weekends."
"Working hard, working overtime, the annual salary is only more than 50, even this car!"
Zhang Xiaodong's eyes were bright, and he hammered the roof of the car heavily, "It's also a Mercedes-Benz that the company allocated for me to use alone, and it only cost more than 70 yuan!"
Good guy!It's really a little cow blowing a balloon, awesome!
Lin Fan looked at Zhang Xiaodong, this kid couldn't play a boring fart when he was in college, he didn't expect to learn how to pretend to be a kid when he first entered the society!
but!
Still too low-level!
This kind of self-flattering method will only make others disgusted. To inadvertently reveal wealth in a low-key way, and reveal luxury in a plain way, this is a truly advanced way of bragging!
Zhang Xiaodong felt that he had left Lin Fan speechless, and he immediately felt better.
Aren't you handsome?
Are you not a school grass?
Are you not a beauty killer?
What is the use!Everyone must kneel before money!
Zhang Xiaodong patted Lin Fan on the shoulder and said, "By the way, Lin Fan, three days later we organized a college reunion, and the venue is Moyu Villa."
"The environment there is very good, but it's a bit far away. If you don't have a car, would you like me to pick you up?"
Lin Fan smiled and said, "No problem, I still have the car, see you in three days!"
……
"Brother Lin, save the world! If you don't come, I will die!"
Lin Fan had just finished washing at home, and was about to take his takeaway brothers to Haidilao when Xiao Zhang called.
"Don't panic, tell me what's going on."
"Brother Lin, I'm delivering food at the Wutian Mall, and I've gotten into trouble. Come here quickly! Also, don't ride a little sheep!"
"Deliver food? Didn't I tell you to wait for me at the door of Haidilao?"
"Brother, you are my own brother, don't ask, come here and talk!"
"boom!"
The roar of the Rolls-Royce Cullinan engine bursting through the neon lights attracted countless eyes.
"Xiao Zhang, what's wrong with you?"
As soon as he got off the car, Lin Fan saw Xiao Zhang squatting at the entrance of Wutian Mall with a sad face, and beside him stood a proud man in a suit.
Seeing Lin Fan approaching, Xiao Zhang hurried over as if seeing a savior.
"Brother Lin, the thing is like this."
Xiao Zhang pointed to the man in the suit, and explained: "The last order just came when I was about to get off work, so I thought it would be easy to take it."
"When it was delivered here, the gentleman said that I delivered it too slowly and asked me to do one thing, otherwise he would give me a bad review."
Lin Fan frowned, took Xiao Zhang's cell phone to look at it, and then said: "The list is not overdue, sir, are you making trouble for no reason!"
"How can I make trouble for no reason!"
The man in the suit glared at Xiao Zhang, pointed to the jewelry store next to him and said, "I finally saw a beautiful sister posting an advertisement outside, and I ordered two cups of milk tea for you to deliver, but now all the younger sisters have returned to the store Go, you have to help me deliver this milk tea!"
"There's something wrong with you, right? Won't you send it in yourself?"
The man in the suit blushed slightly in embarrassment, and said, "That shop is membership-only, and I don't have a membership card, so I can't get in."
Lin Fan took the milk tea, looked at the man in the suit, and said, "Remember, there won't be a next time, if you want to pretend to be a kid, you have to have that capital!"
After speaking, Lin Fan turned around and walked towards the jewelry store.
"Sir, are you here to deliver food or to look at jewelry, if you want to look at jewelry, please show your membership card."
"I don't have a membership card, and I'm not here to deliver food."
"Sir, that's really embarrassing, our place is membership-based, and no one without a membership card is allowed to enter."
Lin Fan looked at the supervisor and asked, "What should I do with your membership card?"
"Sir, you can get a membership card after recharging 5 yuan in our online store."
"Too much trouble."
Lin Fan took out his bank card and handed it to the supervisor, and said, "Go in now and help me buy a [-] item. I'm going to enter your store now."
"Ah?" The supervisor was shocked. He had never heard such a request in his 20 years of practice!
"Sir, are you sure? Once you make a purchase, you can't get a refund!"
Lin Fan said flatly: "Hurry up, I have something to do later."
"Good good!"
Proud!
That's called pride!
Just to enter the store and take a look, it costs [-] yuan!
For a moment, everyone in the store looked at Lin Fan.
Lin Fan took back his bank card and a jade bracelet, and strode into the shop with milk tea in his hand: "Who's Du Lan?"
(End of this chapter)
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