Siheyuan: Forgive me!I Xu Damao is willing to support the whole hospital

Chapter 28 I kicked your divination booth and told you to cheat me

People come and go on the Marco Polo Bridge, as the main bridge out of Beijing, people walking, bicycles running, mules and horses on the bridge, and camels on the bridge are mixed together. It is really busy and lively.

The hexagram stall supported by Zhou Laodao's disciples was set up at the head of Lugou Bridge, and two bamboo poles were erected on the left and right, on which were written the gods in linen clothes and the gossip of King Wen.A young Taoist stood among them, pretending to close his eyes to rest his mind, but actually squinted his eyes from time to time, looking for potential customers.

"What era is this? How can there still be divination stalls? Are you not afraid of being caught?" Xu Damao felt weird,

The Taoist glanced at Xu Damao lightly, and then began to pretend to be asleep again.As a result, as soon as he closed his eyes, he saw only two big eyeballs.

"Wow!"

Xu Damao was cheek to cheek with him, eye to eye, lying on the hexagram table and staring at him, which gave him a big jump.

Generally, people who come to fortune-telling are hesitant and preoccupied. There is no surprise attack. You are still eight feet away from the previous glance, and you will run over as soon as you close your eyes. The speed is as fast as a funeral.

Wang Dong'er covered her mouth and laughed.

"Are you a fortune teller?" The fortune teller was only in his twenties, and his skin was still young, so he didn't dare to condemn such an obvious prank.

"No, it's my sister's fortune-telling. You calculate my marriage for my sister, and see if she will be lucky this year."

The fortune-teller looked at Wang Donger and said, "What is your birth date?"

Just as Wang Donger was about to answer, Xu Damao told her to shut up first, then took out 100 yuan and said, "I'll give it to you after the calculation."

The fortune-teller is almost out of his mind, can you still talk properly, you are here to kick the hall!
He looked at these two people several times, they are neither blind nor Taoist priests, they are just like cadres, they can't be colleagues, he has no reason to kick me!

Therefore, the fortune teller respectfully said: "Two comrades, I have little talent and learning, and I can't calculate it. I can only return the 100 yuan."

"Oh, it's okay, I'm not good at learning skills, right? Then change your palm, can you read it?" Xu Damao shouted loudly, and many people gathered around him immediately.

"Palmistry, yes, Xiaodao is the best at reading palmistry."

"Okay, then show me. Everyone check it out for me!"

"My benefactor, according to my opinion, your left hand is born with the appearance of a demon king. It is extremely vicious and harms the neighbors. Anyone who meets you must be full of resentment and encounter great disaster."

"Are you finished?" Xu Damao asked.

"It's over."

"Have you heard that?" Xu Damao asked the onlookers.

"I heard it! Say you are the reincarnation of the devil king!" Everyone booed.

Snapped!Xu Damao slapped the fortune teller on the face, causing him to howl.

"Why do you hit someone?"

"My left hand is the face of the devil king, and it is extremely dangerous. Those who encounter this hand will inevitably encounter great disasters. Is this what you said?"

"It's... yes"

"Then what are you talking about! Look at my right hand again!"

"Xiaodao dare not, can't figure it out."

"Oh, if you can't figure it out, then you're a liar! Dong'er, let's send him to the law enforcement agency and give him 100 yuan. He can't even count my birthday. What else can he be if he's not a liar!" Xu Damao shouted , causing many people to boo.

When the fortune-teller saw many people, he said: "I learned this hexagram from Zhenren Zhou. Everyone in Wanping City knows whether Zhenren Zhou is accurate. If you don't believe me, guest officer, it's fine. I'm not good at learning, and I have disgraced my teacher." Gate, let me admit your mistake."

After all, the fortune-teller gave Xu Damao a deep bow and was very sincere, and the audience began to accuse Xu Damao of being arrogant and unreasonable.

Xu Damao ignored him. "Zhou Zhenzhen? Oh, your master. Take me to do the math. I just want to ask for a divination for the 100 yuan, but I can't figure it out. Both of you master and apprentice will admit that you are a liar. Go to the law enforcement station and surrender yourself. Is it so difficult to change your past and start a new life?"

The fortune teller was so angry that he was speechless, and the people around him became interested.

"Ask Zhenren Zhou to do the math for him!"

"Take him to your master and see how Master Zhou subdues him!"

The fortune teller stomped his feet, thinking that he must not lose face today, so he said:
"Guest officer, please come with me. My master Zhou Zhenren is in the Dragon King Temple by the Yongding River."

The fortune teller led them to walk along the river bank, and many onlookers stopped walking and followed closely.

Not long after, I saw a small temple without courtyard walls, just a main hall, with Taoist bedrooms on both sides.

"Immeasurable Buddha! Donors, so many people came to the small temple, why did they come?" An old Taoist priest wearing a purple gold crown and Taoist robe shouted a dharma name.

"Why do you come here? You are Zhou Laodao? I'm here to ask you for a fortune-telling."

When Zhou Zhenren saw Xu Damao, he couldn't help taking two steps back.

"Benefactor Xu, you are here today, but you were not able to welcome me far away, so I offended you a lot."

"You still know how to offend me. Two weeks ago, you went to our factory to spread rumors, saying that I was a disaster star, and asked the factory to fire me. Is there such a thing?"

People whispered to each other, and there was a sound of discussion.

"Zhou Laodao, I'm here to find you, you follow me back to our factory, and restore my reputation in front of everyone. Otherwise, I will bring our factory propaganda team to beat gongs and drums here, and then arrest you Go to the Law Enforcement Office!"

Zhou Zhenren said with a smile: "Master Xu is serious, I will admit my mistake in front of everyone now, the head of your publicity department, Liu, revealed to me some of the factory director's views on you, so I just followed the factory director's words and talked nonsense One time, I got 50 yuan, how offending, please donate to the benefactor."

"Okay, then you write a self-criticism, write down what you just said, and press your fingerprints, and I will spare you this time."

The crowd of onlookers gradually dispersed. Xu Damao asked Wang Donger to take a photo of Zhou Laodao, and then took Zhou Laodao's self-criticism and quickly wrote a report on Yang's superstitious divination. all kinds of absurd behavior.

"I'm going to Wanping City to buy some special products, you should go back first."

Wang Donger pouted and left, her resentment value +200.
Xu Damao walked south across the Marco Polo Bridge, and when Wang Dong'er disappeared, he turned back to the Dragon King Temple.

Just now he discovered that there was a bead glowing in the mouth of the Dragon King statue in the Dragon King Temple.

He tiptoed and approached the Dragon King Temple, and found that Zhou Laodao and his disciples were in the main hall, chatting about something.

"Master, why did you give up just now? You hold the long-lost Lianshan Guizang, and you can count the lives of the people. How can you be afraid of him?"

"Xu Damao is already possessed by a demon, his face is dark and dark, and he has accumulated a lot of resentment, so last time he used someone else's hand to kill the demon. This demon is very treacherous. I used the mind control technique to call the guard The director shot him to death, beheaded the demon, but he didn't want him to be too treacherous, so he shot down the gun with a demonic method, so he didn't succeed."

"Then what should we do with him in the future? Let's hurry up and get rid of him?"

"Apprentice, I told you a long time ago that if you shoot a bird that stands out, the rafters that stand out will rot first. Why don't you always understand? Even if it's about exorcising demons and defending the Tao, it's better to pretend to be someone else, and you must never fight hard against them, so as not to get stuck. cause and effect."

Xu Damao was so angry when he heard that, you two were so arrogant that you planned to murder someone, and you almost killed me, and you said you were exorcising demons and defending the Tao? You see, it's strange if I didn't chop you two up.

But just as he was about to draw out the bronze sword, he thought again, since the other party can use magic to control the chief of the security department, maybe there is another trump card.After all, he doesn't have this kind of supernatural ability, not to mention that this old man is so old and is called a living god. It is estimated that he has 1000 spiritual power instead of 800. Anyway, he must not be able to do it now.

He remembered again that when he deliberately provoked the little Taoist just now, the little Taoist was obviously very angry, but he didn't feel any resentment. He didn't know what kind of skill he was practicing, and he would interrogate carefully after he brought this den of thieves to bear.

After listening to the wall for a while, the real person Zhou said again: "Teacher, I see that this person Xu Damao is extremely unknown. You go and make a phone call and tell your elder brother to come over quickly. Our temple is too short. It’s not good if our Dragon Ball is stolen.”

When Xu Damao heard it, it seemed that the bead in the Dragon King's mouth was really a good thing, so I'll come over one night and let it steal it, and you guys will be tricked by it.

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