I'm really a life player
Chapter 239 Doppelgänger (22)
Chapter 239 Doppelgänger (22)
Hearing what Su Yang said, the smile on Tan Xuefeng's face became softer.
"Thank you, it's really great to have your understanding."
Su Yang's face stiffened slightly, and he said in a low voice: "Has anyone ever told you that your smile is really greasy?"
"???" The smile on Tan Xuefeng's face paused for a moment, and his expression became ferocious.
"Hey, why did you react so strongly?" Su Yang scratched his head and said, "Can I say I'm joking?"
"Next time, don't make such a joke casually." Tan Xuefeng forced his expression to restrain a little, but there was still a very obvious embarrassment on his face, "You can't say such things casually to men."
Su Yang curled his lips, what can't be said to a man, it can't be said to you.
After all, for an adult male, the most unacceptable words are probably "so small", "so fast", "so short", "so fat" and "so greasy".
If the first three are problems that cannot be changed by some people's natural bodies, then "so fat" can be restrained by adjusting diet, strengthening exercise and multi-angle exercise.
All in all, the three cannot be changed, one initiative is in my own hands, and only the last one is the trace left on the man's body by the years.
Obviously Tan Xuefeng is the kind of person who can't accept that he is getting old.
"All right, all right, don't show that expression, you are still very young in my heart." Su Yang said.
He was telling the truth. After all, the first impression Tan Xuefeng left on him was the slightly blurry figure on the ghost fire train, but Su Yang saw him more often later, and it was during that period that he was called the prince and the second. The picture of the unclear relationship between the pillars.
Coincidentally, in those scenes, most of the time, Tan Xuefeng is relatively young and not old.
Thinking about it now, I was still too young to understand Tan Xuefeng's act of putting some makeup on himself.
After all, Su Yang is such a painstaking person who doesn't understand cosmetics, and sometimes can't figure out whether the school girl is wearing makeup.
He scratched his head, and said with some distress: "By the way, why do you wear makeup? This man doesn't look so good."
The corners of Tan Xuefeng's mouth twitched slightly: "Why, can't men make themselves a little more refined?"
"Perhaps some people may think that this way is more delicate..." Su Yang was a little puzzled, "But I always feel that you are not the kind of person who knows 'delicacy' at all."
"Indeed, I'm a straight man of steel, a guy who can't help but feel disgusted when I see the video of 'eating peaches'."
"Then you?" Su Yang glanced at him, not wanting to talk much.
"It's just that I don't need a little trick. You might still be a little scared after seeing my face."
Su Yang raised his eyebrows, looked carefully at Tan Xuefeng's face, then his expression changed slightly, and he took a small step back slowly.
Seeing Su Yang's movements, Tan Xuefeng showed an embarrassed smile: "Look, after I let you see it, you will really be scared, right?"
Su Yang's face twitched, and he said in a low voice: "I'm not afraid, it's just that your picture is somewhat anti-human, and I can't accept it for a while."
"Afraid?"
"Actually, it's okay. There's nothing wrong with it after a second glance. But what's going on with your face, why did it become like this?"
"Why did it become like this?" Tan Xuefeng showed confusion on his face, "I don't want to become like this, but there is no way. Some things still have to be done. This is probably the price of doing this."
Su Yang's expression was a little ugly.
He hadn't paid much attention just now, after all, the night was very dark, and although there was moonlight, he didn't see Tan Xuefeng's face clearly.
And the moment he looked close to the past, he saw a scene like a nightmare.
On Tan Xuefeng's seemingly flat face, as he approached, there were faint cracks the size of bamboo sticks. It seemed that because Su Yang got a little closer, the densely packed small cracks suddenly squirmed...
Can you imagine that face has turned into potholes, like a lotus head, and some tiny bugs are shaking uncomfortably in those potholes?
There is one thing to say, Su Yang said that there is nothing wrong with the second glance, it is a lie.
After looking at that thing, he just felt like he was about to crack.
"Were you attacked by something?"
Su Yang suppressed his nausea and said in a low voice, in a trance he seemed to hear the sound of chewing from Tan Xuefeng's body.
His face turned darker, and for a moment he didn't know if there was something slowly chewing his muscles on his body, but the voice sounded so chilling that he shivered to the point where his mind was a little shadowed .
"I... it's actually okay, I was just attacked by a casual cultivator?"
"What on earth did you do, that he did such a vicious trick on you?"
Seeing so many potholes on Tan Xuefeng's face alone, Su Yang suspected that the body buried by more clothes might have been riddled with holes from the gnawing of those bugs.
"Are you worried about me?" Tan Xuefeng had a grin on his face.
Su Yang took a deep breath and said, "Who is worried about you? A casual cultivator who just thinks he can do this kind of thing really deserves to be an illegal cultivator absolutely recognized by the Demon Control Administration."
Tan Xuefeng glanced at him and smiled: "Don't have too much prejudice against casual cultivators because of my affairs, we should judge other people's likes and dislikes based on their behavior, instead of one-sidedly treating them with personal emotions. Treat it as something that shouldn't exist. I remember I should have taught you this."
A little confused expression appeared on Su Yang's face: "Did you mention this when I was talking to you before?"
Tan Xuefeng said lightly: "Maybe you don't remember, after all you are always so confused."
Su Yang said "Oh" in a low voice, and then didn't want to talk anymore.
"Okay, don't look at me like that, I'm just being bullied by a descendant of those worms in Miao Jiang."
Tan Xuefeng showed a look of apology on his face: "Although those guys in Miaojiang are basically small ways, they still know how to maintain the balance of everything in the world. How could they think that a defected junior would be so unrestrained."
"That guy arrived in Chongming City?"
"Well, his body is now in Chongming City."
"???" This time it was Su Yang's turn to show a puzzled expression.
"It's normal. If you want to kill my clone, you have to pay a price. After all, this clone has been maintained for a long time, and its overall strength is much stronger than those temporary clones."
"Clone?" Su Yang's ears moved slightly, and his eyes lit up.
(End of this chapter)
Hearing what Su Yang said, the smile on Tan Xuefeng's face became softer.
"Thank you, it's really great to have your understanding."
Su Yang's face stiffened slightly, and he said in a low voice: "Has anyone ever told you that your smile is really greasy?"
"???" The smile on Tan Xuefeng's face paused for a moment, and his expression became ferocious.
"Hey, why did you react so strongly?" Su Yang scratched his head and said, "Can I say I'm joking?"
"Next time, don't make such a joke casually." Tan Xuefeng forced his expression to restrain a little, but there was still a very obvious embarrassment on his face, "You can't say such things casually to men."
Su Yang curled his lips, what can't be said to a man, it can't be said to you.
After all, for an adult male, the most unacceptable words are probably "so small", "so fast", "so short", "so fat" and "so greasy".
If the first three are problems that cannot be changed by some people's natural bodies, then "so fat" can be restrained by adjusting diet, strengthening exercise and multi-angle exercise.
All in all, the three cannot be changed, one initiative is in my own hands, and only the last one is the trace left on the man's body by the years.
Obviously Tan Xuefeng is the kind of person who can't accept that he is getting old.
"All right, all right, don't show that expression, you are still very young in my heart." Su Yang said.
He was telling the truth. After all, the first impression Tan Xuefeng left on him was the slightly blurry figure on the ghost fire train, but Su Yang saw him more often later, and it was during that period that he was called the prince and the second. The picture of the unclear relationship between the pillars.
Coincidentally, in those scenes, most of the time, Tan Xuefeng is relatively young and not old.
Thinking about it now, I was still too young to understand Tan Xuefeng's act of putting some makeup on himself.
After all, Su Yang is such a painstaking person who doesn't understand cosmetics, and sometimes can't figure out whether the school girl is wearing makeup.
He scratched his head, and said with some distress: "By the way, why do you wear makeup? This man doesn't look so good."
The corners of Tan Xuefeng's mouth twitched slightly: "Why, can't men make themselves a little more refined?"
"Perhaps some people may think that this way is more delicate..." Su Yang was a little puzzled, "But I always feel that you are not the kind of person who knows 'delicacy' at all."
"Indeed, I'm a straight man of steel, a guy who can't help but feel disgusted when I see the video of 'eating peaches'."
"Then you?" Su Yang glanced at him, not wanting to talk much.
"It's just that I don't need a little trick. You might still be a little scared after seeing my face."
Su Yang raised his eyebrows, looked carefully at Tan Xuefeng's face, then his expression changed slightly, and he took a small step back slowly.
Seeing Su Yang's movements, Tan Xuefeng showed an embarrassed smile: "Look, after I let you see it, you will really be scared, right?"
Su Yang's face twitched, and he said in a low voice: "I'm not afraid, it's just that your picture is somewhat anti-human, and I can't accept it for a while."
"Afraid?"
"Actually, it's okay. There's nothing wrong with it after a second glance. But what's going on with your face, why did it become like this?"
"Why did it become like this?" Tan Xuefeng showed confusion on his face, "I don't want to become like this, but there is no way. Some things still have to be done. This is probably the price of doing this."
Su Yang's expression was a little ugly.
He hadn't paid much attention just now, after all, the night was very dark, and although there was moonlight, he didn't see Tan Xuefeng's face clearly.
And the moment he looked close to the past, he saw a scene like a nightmare.
On Tan Xuefeng's seemingly flat face, as he approached, there were faint cracks the size of bamboo sticks. It seemed that because Su Yang got a little closer, the densely packed small cracks suddenly squirmed...
Can you imagine that face has turned into potholes, like a lotus head, and some tiny bugs are shaking uncomfortably in those potholes?
There is one thing to say, Su Yang said that there is nothing wrong with the second glance, it is a lie.
After looking at that thing, he just felt like he was about to crack.
"Were you attacked by something?"
Su Yang suppressed his nausea and said in a low voice, in a trance he seemed to hear the sound of chewing from Tan Xuefeng's body.
His face turned darker, and for a moment he didn't know if there was something slowly chewing his muscles on his body, but the voice sounded so chilling that he shivered to the point where his mind was a little shadowed .
"I... it's actually okay, I was just attacked by a casual cultivator?"
"What on earth did you do, that he did such a vicious trick on you?"
Seeing so many potholes on Tan Xuefeng's face alone, Su Yang suspected that the body buried by more clothes might have been riddled with holes from the gnawing of those bugs.
"Are you worried about me?" Tan Xuefeng had a grin on his face.
Su Yang took a deep breath and said, "Who is worried about you? A casual cultivator who just thinks he can do this kind of thing really deserves to be an illegal cultivator absolutely recognized by the Demon Control Administration."
Tan Xuefeng glanced at him and smiled: "Don't have too much prejudice against casual cultivators because of my affairs, we should judge other people's likes and dislikes based on their behavior, instead of one-sidedly treating them with personal emotions. Treat it as something that shouldn't exist. I remember I should have taught you this."
A little confused expression appeared on Su Yang's face: "Did you mention this when I was talking to you before?"
Tan Xuefeng said lightly: "Maybe you don't remember, after all you are always so confused."
Su Yang said "Oh" in a low voice, and then didn't want to talk anymore.
"Okay, don't look at me like that, I'm just being bullied by a descendant of those worms in Miao Jiang."
Tan Xuefeng showed a look of apology on his face: "Although those guys in Miaojiang are basically small ways, they still know how to maintain the balance of everything in the world. How could they think that a defected junior would be so unrestrained."
"That guy arrived in Chongming City?"
"Well, his body is now in Chongming City."
"???" This time it was Su Yang's turn to show a puzzled expression.
"It's normal. If you want to kill my clone, you have to pay a price. After all, this clone has been maintained for a long time, and its overall strength is much stronger than those temporary clones."
"Clone?" Su Yang's ears moved slightly, and his eyes lit up.
(End of this chapter)
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