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Chapter 118 Some trifles, your emperor chapter is here

Chapter 118 Some trivial matters, your emperor is back
The live broadcast ended on May 5, and Zhang Zijing's popularity skyrocketed.

Three days after the 29th, 30th, and 31st consecutive broadcast, he posted a pinned announcement on the Yuniang bar in the live broadcast room:
6.1 is coming, as a new entertainment anchor who has a sense of responsibility, has not lost humanity, and has reached the point of madness, I, Zhang...Wolong, decided to ask for a day off on June 2017, 6, and give the children a happy child Festival.I hope that all the masters in the live broadcast room will put away the butcher's knives in their hands on the day of 1, and don't use inhumane dirty routines, especially the deprivation of resurrection rights, in low-tier and matchmaking games.

I appeal to everyone to spend more time with girlfriends on that day, and don't let "Children's Day" become "Children's Robbery".

Of course, my live broadcast will also start on time at 6.3:11 p.m. on [-]. I hope all the viewers will come to support the show, I love you~
As for what to do during the two days when you are not broadcasting?I'm not going to tell you guys I'm going to re-sign.

mataaaxita, NO sayonala.

……

Regarding Zhang Zijing's request for leave, loyal audience friends have expressed different opinions. The following intercepts the messages of several representative audiences under Yuniang Bar:

[Three little fangs]: Leave?Didn't you just ask for leave on the 26th?Give me a hard drip, and I won't approve it.

[Cousin of Wolong Qiqiqi]: I won't tell you that Wolong will go out to meet his new girlfriend privately on 6.1, isn't that right, sister-in-law?What the hell should I call it, big head.

[Zhutou Junshi Yuwang]: Everyone, come and guess how much money Wolong can sign!
[Piaomiao Xiaoxiang]: At least it started with a million dollars, so do you need to guess?

[Jiangbei branch of pig head meat ten yuan a catty]: It would be nice to sign later, pig head, oh no, Wolong's popularity is growing really fast now, and it gained 8 followers last night.

[Fengchu Electric Rice Cooker]: Didn’t any of you think that Wolong signed a barrage contract?He really has a song about fishing.

[Teacher Ma's Skin Swallow]: Fang Fanglong also asked for leave, did Wolong and him do some bad things without telling us, such as a swordsmanship competition or something.Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors~
[Seven Little Canines]: Everyone, go to Cangya TV to watch the live broadcast of Ka Village Chief 250! !His program list is much older, including [Card One Sniper], [Card One Knife], [Card One Bite]...

……

June [-]st is World Milk Day and International Children's Day.

The anchor Wolong is very trustworthy, and did not start the broadcast secretly because of Internet addiction.

The old fans in his studio waited until 11:10 and couldn't see the small gray circle on the screen of Wolong's studio, indicating that he was connecting to the live broadcast.

They are lonely.

In the past, at this point, some people had already sat in front of the "TV" with noodles that took 3 minutes to cook for supper.

Some people also started to laugh eerily, making the next door neighbors unable to sleep.

What's more, it took more than ten seconds to spit out the uncomfortable things that had troubled him all day and his stomach was bloated.

However, the day of June 6st.

The noodles are no longer fragrant, the neighbors are sleeping comfortably, and the constipation can't be cured...

Ever since, these people blamed the reason on Wolong, who was not open.

You don't abuse food, what should we do.

It's really empty and lonely!
We want to see you abuse food! !

However, miracles do not happen.At 11:30, Wolong's live broadcast room was still pitch black.

It seems that I can't wait to see Wolong abuse food.

Ever since, on the night of June 2017, 6, some weird things happened in Summoner's Rift.

[Strange 1] "Two Extremes"

Countless Juggernauts, Vayne, Policewoman, Airplane, and Galen appeared in the canyon. Their costumes were surprisingly similar, and they all took the crit route.Of course, their performance is also very extreme, either killing the opponent or being killed by the opponent.

[Strange 2] "Five rows meet dogs"

Two strange sects appeared in the canyon on the night of June 15st.The first sect is called "Riyan God Sect". The first piece of equipment for the members of the Riyan God Sect is the Riyan. After the Riyan is released, they will commit crimes in groups of five, specifically picking out the single meat and exporting it. A low level of support is used to sacrifice "barbecue".The second sect is called "The Whole Family".This group of people, like their names, committed crimes in groups.However, compared to the "Sun Flame Sect", the whole family is even more disgusting.Regardless of men, women, young or old, they assembled and stormed all the way in about 17 minutes of the canyon time.Then, out of nowhere, the attacked side lost the game at [-] minutes.

[Strange thing 3] "Shen Beast: I will never play games again"

Because June 6st is International Children's Day, many parents reward their little babies to play games, and some more enlightened parents allow their little cubs (little beasts) to play until 1 o'clock in the evening.At the beginning, the little beasts were very happy. Those who played the king played the king, and those who played the alliance played the alliance.Each of them was blushing, laughing happily, typing on the keyboard angrily.However, something went wrong after eleven o'clock.Many of the little mythical beasts playing in Alliance have started to make no sound.Originally, the parents thought that the child was tired after playing all day, but when they walked in to see, they found that the child's screen was always gray.Whenever the hero finished by the little beast is revived, EZ's ultimate move or Bomberman's ultimate move or Ice's ultimate move will arrive on time and hit the figure in the center of the spring, and then the little beast's screen will turn gray again.

Seeing the aggrieved little divine beast turn his head, his eyes were full of tears, but he remained silent.The parents just wanted to say a few words of comfort, but immediately, they heard the voice of the little divine beast choking.

"Mom (Father), I will never play League of Legends again, I will only play King of Legends and the new Chicken Eater. Woooooo~"

……

June [-]:

Nothing to do today, Gou Lan... made a mistake.

There was no special news in the circle on June [-], and everything seemed so peaceful.

Sister Zhou's mouth is still the same.

Zhixun's height did not increase because of the newly bought 5 cm height increasing pad.

The number of millions of games that take place in Summoner's Rift every day has not fluctuated, and Teemo is still the one who dies the most.

The clock struck twelve.

Just when people in the circle of friends were about to close their eyes and go to sleep, a video was reposted frantically.

The emperor, he's back.

Fart site master pu: The rewarding battlefield, the click-through rate of a video exceeded [-] in a short period of time.

After clicking on the video, the arrogant remarks sounded.

"Hello everyone, yes, it's me, I'm back again."

"The strongest player with unlimited firepower (scheduled), challenge a hundred consecutive victories in three days."

"There's nothing special about the [-]-game winning streak that we're going to challenge this time, it's just, it's a great kill!!!"

"No one can stop me in the small day uniform or the national uniform."

"Why is there no stick suit?"

"Because they are too good!!! They don't deserve to fight me at all."

(End of this chapter)

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