Chapter 57 A Bizarre Lunch
"Eh?? Brother Xiao is coming to my capital?!"

"233 Brother Xiao, why doesn't he come to Longnan?"

"It's Brother Xiao, we Longnan people welcome you!"

"I'm not inferior in Mianyang, Brother Xiao can pass by too~~"

"Haha, don't worry, everyone. There are countless scenic spots in our country. I can't go to every place. When the country is over, we have to travel abroad. There are many opportunities!"

I was too embarrassed to refuse, so I could only say it tactfully, and then changed the subject. Sure enough, as soon as I mentioned going abroad for live broadcast, everyone began to ask curiously:
"23333 Brother Xiao, do you want to go abroad in the future?"

"Tch, I see that you are all new viewers, we old fans know that Brother Xiao will travel around the world in the future!!!"

"Amazing my brother, traveling around the world!!!"

"However, as far as I know, drones are not allowed to fly in scenic spots in many countries, and even some countries prohibit flying drones!"

"6666 No matter what, I look forward to the end of Brother Xiao's tour around the country, and I am also looking forward to going abroad!"

After driving for about an hour, he didn't arrive at a small town until 02:30 in the afternoon, and parked his car in front of a vegetable market. This farmers' market is open for half a day, and the opening time is from 12:00 to 17:00 in the afternoon Later, so the stall was not closed at this time.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room, someone curiously asked about Xiao Diao's food, and Zhang Xiao explained it again. This time, he took Xiao Diao with him when he came out this time, and A Chai stayed in the car to sleep.

"Pet mink is a carnivorous animal. In addition to meat as much as possible, it must also ensure the freshness of the ingredients and cannot provide spoiled meat. The digestive tract of mink is relatively short, which is completely different from cats and dogs, so it cannot be used for a long time. Feed it cat food and dog food. Now there are a lot of people raising mink, and their special mink food is also common now, which will be very suitable for its appetite and physical development. And they will also like to eat it very much. "

Speaking of this, he couldn't help complaining: "Speaking of which, it's outrageous for this little mink to eat meat every day, and the ordinary family really can't afford it!"

With the little mink, Zhang Xiao acted very quickly. Under the curious eyes of the uncles and aunts in the vegetable market, he bought a slaughtered chicken and various vegetables and fruits and left. Of course, he did not forget the food of A Chai.

"I have to feel that this little mink has a high rate of return. Some people even asked me if this pet is a weasel or something."

Zhang Xiao put the dishes on the stove and couldn't help but smile wryly.However, another creature in the RV, and the only one who didn't go out, was very dissatisfied at this time, and his little eyes seemed to say: Master, you have changed, you have a new love and forget the old love.

Unable to bear the resentful look in A Chai's eyes, Zhang Xiao smiled awkwardly, washed his hands and prepared to cook, prepared to make some delicious food later, and then rewarded A Chai.

"2333 A Chai must be complaining that Brother Xiao no longer loves it now!"

"Our family, Chai, was abandoned. Chai thought he could be with brother Xiao forever, but he didn't expect someone to share his master's love with him!!"

"Ah hey, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are, isn't A Chai the public??!"

"Ah Chai said forget it, why not go out and grab a daughter-in-law by yourself!"

"Hahaha, as soon as you mentioned this, I remembered the experience of Ah Chai meeting Miss Deng Ziqi's pet dog before?"

"By the way, does anyone of you know what's going on with Miss Deng Ziqi and that Liu Yu who is traveling around the country on a motorcycle?"

"I have been paying attention to it all the time. It was a little new at the beginning, and it will be like that in the future."

Zhang Xiao didn't pay attention to the live broadcast room, but while cleaning the chicken, he muttered to himself: "Actually, it's such a hot weather. I should eat hot pot, but considering A Chai and Xiao Diao, I still make a dry pot." stew**!"

"My mouth is watering."

"I'll go, I like to eat stewed chicken in a dry pot, my favorite!"

"Wait, what is stewing in the dry pot???"

"If you don't tell me, I haven't noticed yet, hahaha, it's so dirty!!!"

"Let's talk chicken but not talk, civilized you and me!!"

"Hahaha, I can't stop laughing, but then again, brother Xiao really has a lot of meetings!"

"It's over, I just finished my lunch, hey!! Now I'm hungry again."

Zhang Xiao was still there, picking up all kinds of vegetables in a leisurely manner, while casually explaining the method of stewing chicken in a dry pot.

"Dry pot, also known as dry pot dish, is one of the cooking methods of Sichuan cuisine, which is characterized by spicy and delicious taste."

"Compared with hot pot and soup pot, the soup is less and more flavorful; there is no need to order by yourself, and the dishes are relatively fixed and can be eaten directly. In terms of operation, dry pot is more convenient than hot pot and Chinese food, and it takes up less space in the kitchen, so It is well received by consumers."

"What we are going to make today is dry pot chicken. The main ingredients are chicken, 2 green garlics, onions, 50 grams of carrots, 50 grams of green peppers, spicy millet, etc., sliced ​​ginger, garlic, salt, sugar, cooking wine, white wine, oyster sauce, Dark soy, starchy oil”

While speaking, he had already prepared all kinds of seasonings and vegetables, and then took out the pot from the cupboard beside him.

"Let's go to the first step, first remove the bone and cut the chicken into pieces, add a little salt, cooking wine, white wine, starch, mix well, and marinate for 1 minutes."

"Okay, it's done, I will take advantage of these 10 minutes to deal with other dishes."

"Let's wash the carrots and cut them into shreds, as well as the green peppers, including onions, ginger slices, and millet peppers."

After finishing these ingredients, after waiting for a few minutes, he then puts oil in a pan to heat up, adds sliced ​​ginger and sautés until fragrant.

After some operations, the fans watched it pleasing to the eye, and at the same time couldn't help complaining: "Damn, the steps are so detailed and the details are so rich, we can't eat it at all!!"

"That's right, Brother Xiao, do you have a cooperation with the food delivery platform, and try your best to let us order food delivery!"

"Young man, I'm Zhao Yiyan's mother, hurry up and tell the follow-up, I'm learning now!"

Among the various barrages of complaints, a strange species suddenly appeared. Zhang Xiao, who was waiting for the chicken after finishing his work, glanced at his phone and immediately found this barrage.

"Hello, Auntie, thank you for your attention, wait a moment, Auntie, I'll be right away!"

"Okay, since Auntie is always ready to learn, let's continue to the next step, add chicken and stir-fry for 5 minutes, add salt, sugar, oyster sauce and dark soy sauce to taste. Add appropriate amount of water, boil over high heat, and simmer over medium heat Cooked. Don't drain the soup, keep some soup."

As he said that, he saw that the ginger slices had been stir-fried to give off their aroma, and then he added the chicken and stir-fried for a few minutes, then seasoned with salt, sugar, oyster sauce, and dark soy sauce.

For a moment, the smell of the chicken made the seductive little mink ready to move, and even A Chai, who felt disgraced and resentful, couldn't help but twitched his nose and slowly moved towards this side.

"Little mink, please hold back, you can't eat it yet!"

Then, he put some hot water in the pot, and continued: "Put in an appropriate amount of water, bring to a boil over high heat, and simmer over medium heat. Don't dry up the soup, keep some soup!!"

While talking, after the fire was boiled, the chicken soup began to gurgle, and bursts of aroma continued to waft out.

In addition, he took out a frying pan from the cupboard, put oil on it and heated it up.Add side dishes, such as carrots and onions, and continue to stir fry
"Attention everyone, you only need to stir-fry until the side dishes are raw. Broken raw, commonly known as "half-cooked", means to heat the raw materials until they have no raw smell and are close to maturity. The color of the green vegetables turns dark green. It's cooked; the meat is cooked until there is no trace of blood."

"Then, add the cooked chicken and soup, and cook on medium heat for 2 minutes."

Zhang Xiao first took out a chopstick and fished out a piece of chicken, tasted it, and turned around A Chai and Xiao Diao at his feet. on the shoulders.

'giggle
"Hahaha, Brother Xiao said don't steal it, but he shamelessly started to taste it!"

"23333 Please don't let our little mink wait for you, let him taste it!"

"Poor Chai, completely out of favor!"

"Strongly condemn, our A Chai is the position of the main palace!!"

Looking at the two guys with drooling eyes, and facing the barrage of accusations that kept brushing past in the live broadcast room, Zhang Xiao chuckled, and said in a helpless tone: "It's not that I don't want to, this dish can only be served with A Chai eat~"

"Actually, mink can't eat human food. They are purely carnivorous. They can eat boiled eggs, boiled chicken breast/beef and mutton, and a little bit of salmon, but don't be curious and feed them vegetables! It can be fatal in severe cases! Rather let They only eat mink food!!"

Then, Zhang Xiao cleaned one of the pots, and boiled some chicken breasts in clean water. After a few minutes of cooking, they picked them up one after another and put them on a plate beside them.

"Look at your urgency, it will be fine soon!! But wait for a while, it's still a little hot!"

It was only then that A Chai and Xiao Diao calmed down, quietly waiting for the chicken that Zhang Xiao had just brought to the table to get a little colder.

At the same time, Zhang Xiao reminded the fans in the live broadcast room.

"Everyone must pay attention. Regarding this fried food, I will not talk about the mink first. After all, there are still very few people you raise, and there is no such condition. Let me talk about the Shiba Inu."

"Dogs can eat fried food. After all, the taste is too attractive, but you must not eat too much!! Because fried food will contain a lot of oil and salt in the production process, after eating this kind of food, dogs Due to the intake of a large amount of fat, it may cause severe diarrhea, and at the same time, a large amount of salt intake will increase the metabolic burden on the dog’s kidneys and affect the dog’s health.”

However, the people in the live broadcast room seem to have got the point wrong
"Holy brother Xiao, although we can't raise a mink, what you said is too direct and heartbreaking!! You can't provoke us like this! What do you mean we don't have this condition?!"

"Upstairs, let's extinguish the fire, Xiaoge, draw your sword, I will fight you to the death, and decide the ownership of Xiao Diao and A Chai!!"

"How dare you laugh at us that we don't have the conditions to raise ferrets? It drove me into a hurry. I ran to the zoo to feed the ferrets!"

"Brother Xiao, I'm so lost!! Is this showing off my wealth?! Speaking of Brother Xiao, are you dating? I'm a cute girl!"

"Pfft, upstairs, I think you are a big guy in women's clothing, you are a big guy who picks your feet hahaha!!"

"Okay, out of the pot!"

Accompanied by bursts of strong fragrance, even if the ventilator and range hood in the RV are turned on to the maximum power, they still cannot block the tangy fragrance! !

Finally, he sprinkled some green garlic leaves, minced garlic and chili millet, and he made a plate of dry-pot chicken with all the flavors and colors.

He carried it over and put it on the table. Ah Chai had been sticking out his tongue for a long time, sitting by the table and waiting, all he had to do was wear a small bib and hold a knife and fork.

Then, seeing the barrage, Zhang Xiao was speechless and said: "Okay, okay, I really convinced you, my old driver is ashamed of himself for making such a turn!!"

Coincidentally, the little mink on the other side kept stretching out its small paws, feeling the temperature emanating from the chicken. After feeling that it was not so hot, he quickly stretched out his paws and fished it out a few times. He tasted a piece first and did not forget to give it to A Chai. Pass over a piece of chicken.

This scene happened to be captured by the audience in the live broadcast room:
"6666, I'm liking Xiao Diao more and more, this is too pleasing, I don't forget A Chai if I have delicious food!"

"As a fan of A Chai, I forgive Xiao Diao for stealing his love!"

"Ahh! Senior! This [cover face] [cover face] of my family really can't be taught. Seriously, I may have tried it, beaten it, and still want to bite! What should I do! Please advise Maze [crying] [crying]”

"I also keep a pet mink, why is my IQ not as high as yours, please ask seniors for advice!"

"Wow, there is a rich man upstairs who can afford to raise a mink!!!"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiao chuckled and said, "To be honest, it varies from mink to mink. Then, I suggest you buy a stronger anti-scratch glove... At least it can reduce the damage when you are masturbating the mink?"

"Wear it! I always wear it when I play with it, and I have to wear it. It has been in my house for almost a month now, and I still open and close my mouth. I like to bite. I have tried all kinds of bites and methods. I’m not even afraid of being beaten, I really can’t do anything.”

"Maybe you can try to yell suddenly when he opens his mouth, pretend to cry and cry out in pain, then put him in a cage for a few hours and ignore him, repeat it a dozen times to see if conditions will arise reflection"

While Zhang Xiao was answering fans' doubts, he just turned his head to see this scene.

For a moment, he showed a gratified smile like an old father. Sure enough, it would be better if the family were harmonious and sweet, but it still felt like something was missing.
hostess? ?

As soon as he thought of this, the figures of those young ladies before him immediately appeared in his mind, and the one that made people think the most was Chen Xi.
I'll go, won't I? ? ?

What am I thinking, I'm not some scumbag cough cough.
But Zhang Xiao was not in a hurry to eat, and later cooked some ribs and put them on A Chai's plate on the ground.

"5555 Little Diao, let's not talk about it, I really feel that I am not as good as a dog, and I am still eating fried rice with eggs."

"I'm worse than you upstairs. I'm eating instant noodles."

"The takeaway has just arrived, and I'm watching the live broadcast, eating braised chicken, and drinking cold beer, it's so cool!"

Immediately, Zhang Xiao picked up the chopsticks and picked up some pieces of dry pot stewed chicken for A Chai, ready to start eating.

Just kidding, the little mink is full at noon, so it is almost enough to cook some chicken breasts for it now, so that it will not be stuffed to death again.

At the same time, he found Deng Ziqi's live broadcast room through his mobile phone, and then cast the screen to the TV, watching the live broadcast while eating:

"I'm going, what is Ziqi doing?"

At this moment, in a small village located in the mountains, it should be next to the national highway.

Deng Ziqi did not enter the village, but for safety, she parked her tricycle beside the road.What's even more outrageous is that she set up a barbecue grill by herself at noon! !
I saw that she took out the things, first ignited the charcoal with alcohol wax, and then the roasting could begin.

Ziqi, who seems to be grilling for the first time, is a little clumsy. Fortunately, she is holding a barbecue cheat book. According to her introduction to the audience, how to bake and how long to bake is clearly written. Whether it can be successful depends on it .

Watching the meat gradually change color, and then sizzling on the oven, everyone's eyes have already shifted to the meat, and when the last pinch of cumin is sprinkled on, the aroma of the meat is completely released .

"666 has to admire Ziqi, who actually set up a barbecue grill alone in the wild!!!"

"Wow, my saliva keeps coming out, help me, it's all about eating and broadcasting, I'm about to die"

Zhang Xiao was eating dry-pot roasted chicken, looking at the various meat skewers on the grill, he was also salivating and was particularly interested.

'giggle~'

While eating the chicken breast with relish, the little mink pointed to the screen of the mobile phone, those mutton skewers, leek eggplant, chicken wings and chicken legs that seemed to exude fragrance.

A Chai also stared straight at these barbecues, and his soul seemed to be hooked away for a while.

Hearing the sound, Zhang Xiao turned his head away, saw the greedy looks of the two of them, couldn't help patting A Chai and said with a smile:
"Okay, Xiao Diao, you can't eat barbecue, and A Chai, let's have barbecue tomorrow depending on the situation!"

Hearing his words, Ah Chai rubbed Zhang Xiao's trouser legs excitedly, continued to gnaw on the ribs, and looked up at the barbecue on the live broadcast room from time to time.

The little mink also calmed down, it still listened to its master very much, knowing that the master must be doing it for its own good.

"2333 looks like she really enjoys life! I'm actually a little envious of her!"

"I really envy this kind of life, one person and one car, and then enjoy the barbecue leisurely"

"It seems that the young lady's appetite is quite good, but the weather is so hot, it's amazing to be able to eat barbecue!"

Zhang Xiao saw that Deng Ziqi's life was going well, so she quit her live broadcast room, and it was enough to satisfy her curiosity.

After a while, Zhang Xiao and Xiao Diao, who were full of food and drink, finished washing the dishes together, but basically Zhang Xiao was in charge of the coolie, Xiao Diao helped pass them, and A Chai watched the show silently.

Then Ge You lay down on the sofa one by one, smoking a cigarette, enjoying the comfort after dinner.

At the same time, he asked the system silently in his heart: "Speaking of the system, why is the fan growth rate so slow recently? I still want to hurry up and upgrade to level three!"

"Host, please pay attention to the world you are in. The live broadcast industry here is diverse and numerous. Even if it is a huge fan base, so many live broadcast platforms have divided up a lot of traffic. Under the current status quo, how quickly can you Upgrading to the second level is already considered the most terrifying growth rate of new anchors!"

"Ah, okay"

Zhang Xiao immediately took a look at the live broadcast room, and his number of fans on the Feiyu platform was probably maintained at more than 48, and he could almost reach 50.

But even so, there is still a long way to go before the three-level fan base of 100 million.

"Don't mention it, let's go!!"

At this moment, it is already 03:30 in the afternoon. The journey from Tianshui to Yidu is still relatively long. The whole journey is about [-] to [-] kilometers. It is estimated that it will be difficult to reach tonight.

Then, when he was driving at night, he stopped by the national road to rest for a night before talking.

There was no talking all night, the night was quiet, a ray of sunlight shone through the window in the morning, the sound of birds chirping outside the car, and the very fresh air.

In the car is Zhang Xiao who is still sleeping late. In the early morning, the aircraft flies back along the window that opens automatically in the RV, and takes pictures of Xiao Diao and A Chai who have already woken up but are still a little confused.

Most of the people in the live broadcast room are office workers and student parties, so they came in one after another to say hello.

"Haha, dragon chair!!!"

"I am the sofa!!"

"Good luck, Your Majesty!"

"The emperor is dead!"

"The Empress Dowager listens to politics behind the curtain!"

"I have succeeded, it's time for me to sit on the dragon chair!"

"Haha, you are my son?!"

"roll roll roll!!"

"There are a group of idiots upstairs at 23333, why don't you take a look at Kangkang's cute and cute Xiao Diao and A Chai!! Once you see them, you will be in a good mood early in the morning!!"

"Huh? Ah Chai and Xiao Diao are already awake!"

"Look at what they are doing now?"

In the picture, Xiao Diao and his little friend, A Chai, crept to Zhang Xiao's bed, and then jumped onto the bed very easily.

It first stretched out its little furry paws and patted Zhang Xiao, but Zhang Xiao smacked his mouth and scratched it again, showing no intention of waking up.

Then, it grabbed Zhang Xiong lightly, but the opponent's palm waved over and knocked it over, but it still didn't wake up.

The little mink was very anxious now, we are hungry now, it was dissatisfied for a while, and then saw Zhang Xiaolu's feet outside the air-conditioning quilt.

"Giggle!!"

The little mink stretched out his paw and scratched the soles of Zhang Xiao's feet. Zhang Xiao, who was sleeping soundly, felt the soles of his feet itch, and couldn't help shrinking back. He just turned over and continued to sleep late.
this? !Why are you still awake?
Then Xiao Diao greeted A Chai who was under the bed, stretched out his paw and pointed at the sole of Zhang Xiao's feet, and then stuck out his tongue.

"666 Little Diao didn't want A Chai to lick the soles of Zhang Xiao's feet, did he?"

"66666 is too bad a guy, he's so eccentric, I think it's disgusting to let A Chai go, haha!"

"Have pity on me, A Chai! This is simply a genius."

Naturally, A Chai didn't understand this guy's insidious intentions, and was very obedient. Then he put his front paws on the bed, stretched his head towards Zhang Xiao's feet, and stuck out his tongue at the same time.
once. twice
"Fuck, what the hell???"

Zhang Xiao was awakened suddenly, sat up in shock as if he was dying, looked around in confusion with wide-eyed eyes, and then managed to recover, only to find that there was a little mink sitting on the bed with a face pretending to be innocent, and a man in front of him with a confused face. Ah Chai.

"You wake up so fast, okay, your master, I slept late, and I'm going to get you something to eat!"

Quickly washed up, got out of the car and went to a nearby breakfast shop, bought a few big steamed buns, soy milk, etc., and returned to the car, got some feed for the little mink, cooked some frozen chicken breast, and he and A Chai went to eat together. Eat meat buns.

While eating breakfast, he glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and understood what bad things A Chai and Xiao Diao had done before when he was still sleeping.

As for the final result, as soon as Zhang Xiao was about to teach them a lesson, those two guys showed a pitiful look, especially Xiao Diao, that guy was so good at acting cute and cute, it made him dumbfounded for a while, I really can't bear to reprimand.

In the end, I can only sigh helplessly, it's not good if the pet's IQ is too high!

"Okay, let's continue with the rest of the trip! We should be able to reach the urban area this morning."

"Long-distance driving is relatively boring. Many riders who like long-distance self-driving tours once said this sentence. The main reason for long-distance self-driving tours is fatigue, and then it is dangerous."

While driving, Zhang Xiao started chatting with the water friends in the live broadcast room. Since he talked about the long-distance self-driving tour, he felt that it was necessary to give advice to those water friends who were influenced by him, rushed to the top, and traveled as soon as they wanted to. wake up.

"I have two cases here, which are not scaremongering, but have actually happened."

"In 2011, there was a traffic accident where two vehicles collided on a certain road in Taoxian City, Beihu Province. When a large passenger car was parked near the expressway, the driver of a large truck behind was driving too fast, and the two vehicles collided directly. Collided, and at the same time rolled over the highway guardrail and burst into flames."

Although it was just a succinct chat, most people could hear the great danger involved, and some even decided to
People who travel by car will inevitably feel a chill.

"Fuck, is it true?"

"Brother Xiao, don't try to persuade us to leave us. I'm ready for a long-distance self-driving tour. Everything is ready, and I just need to go on the road!"

"It's true. I'm a local. A relative of mine was there at the time. The scene was horrible."

"My God, this is too tragic."

As if feeling that the effect of a case was not obvious, Zhang Xiao added another one.

(End of this chapter)

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