Survival on the Ice Road at Sea: Obtain a copy system at the beginning

Chapter 31 The pattern is not as good as a woman, it's low!low!
Chu Linfeng studied it curiously for a long time, but no matter how you look at it, the firecracker in his hand is just an ordinary gun. In today's society, this thing can only be used for collection.

But why is an ordinary gun, in this world, worth more than those vehicle upgrade puzzle cards?

This only makes sense unless the firearm is a very rare item in the game.

After poking around for a long time, there was really nothing to gain, so Chu Linfeng put the gun in the pile of supplies.

When his mind was free, he noticed that the temperature in the room was much higher than before.

Even though he had kept the stove on all the time before, it has been turned off now, but the temperature can still keep people from feeling cold, which is enough to show that the upgrade of the sled car has improved the effect of keeping warm.

"This is only a level three vehicle. If it is upgraded to level ten, wouldn't it be impossible to use the stove?"

"It seems that the level of the wooden sleigh should be raised first to ensure that it will not freeze to death without any combustible substances."

After muttering to himself, his stomach protested.

In his first reaction, he fixed his gaze on the instant noodles.

Although I have not been here for a long time, after eating compressed biscuits and popcorn for two days, my mouth is really uncomfortable and feels very greasy.

But just as he was about to make a bowl of delicious instant noodles, he suddenly realized that he didn't have a kettle to boil hot water.

There is no bowl, and instant noodle bags can be used to make instant noodles, but there is no kettle for boiling water, what do you ask him to do?
Soak in cold water?hehe!
In such a cold day, if you use cold water to soak the noodles, it will be strange if you freeze them into popsicles after eating.

There was no other way, Chu Linfeng could only helplessly give up the idea of ​​eating instant noodles.

"Forget it, let's bake sweet potatoes! At least the food is still warm."

But just as he was about to fetch carbon to make a fire, his stomach suddenly stirred twice, and then an uncontrollable feeling of shit hit him.

"Fuck! Isn't this a game? Why do you have to shit?"

Unable to hold back any longer, Chu Linfeng rushed out of the house with a whoosh, ran to the edge of the icy road, took off his pants in a hurry, squatted aside and began to pull.

For a full 5 minutes, my legs were numb from squatting, and I was shivering from the cold, only then did I feel that the waste was gone from my stomach.

In the next second, Chu Linfeng froze with pouted buttocks.

"Uh... what should I do?"

Without toilet paper, what do you use to wipe your butt?
At least a stick would do, right?

My legs are already sore and my butt feels frozen, but I just can't lift my pants.

In case you get shit in your pants..., vomit...

"Why don't you ask Ye Meilan if she has any paper?" Chu Linfeng clicked on the private chat several times, but finally endured it. He was too embarrassed to let a woman ask for toilet paper.

How about looking at the trading platform?

After thinking about it, I am the number one in China, and I am embarrassed on the toilet paper. It is too embarrassing to say it, right?
The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and there can be no embarrassment!

Reluctantly, Chu Linfeng began to think carefully about what materials could be used to wipe his ass.

After a long time, when the body was almost unable to bear it, something emerged.

"Fuck! How did I forget it!"

Isn't the envelope of the letter just now made of paper?It's useless, it's just good for wiping your butt.

He quickly took off his gloves and took out the envelope from his pocket.

Put away the letter inside, tear off half of the kraft paper, and then wiped his butt.

The remaining half cannot be used, and if it is stretched tomorrow, it will not be possible to squat for so long.

Trembling, Chu Linfeng pulled up his trousers, pulled his hips, and walked slowly step by step towards the sleigh cart.

"Damn the game, why do you still set the shit skill? Can't you just cancel it? It's done now, and I have to find toilet paper in the future, what a fool."

Dissatisfied and returned to the car, Chu Linfeng quickly took out the charcoal to start a fire.

After a few minutes of squatting in the pit, my whole body was already frozen through, and I couldn't bear it without heating.

"I don't know how other people wipe their butts?"

Suddenly, he thought of a good idea to exchange supplies.

It is estimated that many people will experience their own situation just now, and there is no paper after shitting.

And I still have half a piece of kraft paper in my hand, should I split the paper in half and put it on the trading platform to exchange for some supplies?
As soon as the idea came up, Chu Linfeng immediately opened the trading platform and began to browse the contents.

Not to mention, after looking through everything, I really didn't find toilet paper.

To be precise, even paper does not appear on the trading platform.

Isn't this a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make money?
Chu Linfeng quickly took out half of the kraft paper, tore it into two halves, and put one of them on the trading platform.

In order to let others know that he was going to exchange kraft paper for supplies as soon as possible, he also opened the chat channel and sent a message in it.

"I, Chu Linfeng, have half a sheet of kraft paper. If you need it, please go to the trading platform to exchange it."

As soon as the speech was sent out, before those who were bored to reply, they received countless transaction applications and pop-up windows.

Then the chat channel also exploded.

"The boss actually traded with kraft paper! It's unbelievable!"

"Until now, I haven't seen what paper looks like. I didn't expect that the boss has already started to use kraft paper to make transactions. We really yyds."

"Boss Chu Linfeng isn't doing it for business at all, okay? He's number one on the list, and he has no shortage of supplies. I think the boss must think that everyone needs paper, so he specially gave benefits to everyone."

"Brother Chu Linfeng, can you make a deal with me? I just came to my aunt yesterday, and my pants are full of blood. Can you help me?"

"The one upstairs is really shameless. You are the only woman? You are the only one who is the aunt, right? Why do you want to trade with you? Husband Chu Linfeng, I am also on my period. I can exchange anything with you. , okay? I'm still here!"

…………

This situation was unexpected by Chu Linfeng.

But it's just a piece of kraft paper, I didn't expect it would cause an uproar.

For a while, he didn't know how to choose.

Drip!Drip!
Ye Meilan chatted privately.

Chu Linfeng suddenly remembered that the other party was also a woman, and she would also have her period.

To be honest, he didn't particularly want to trade with Ye Meilan.

I'm not a philanthropist, nor a saint, it's really not worthwhile to give up exchanging useful supplies because I feel sorry for Ye Meilan.

But anyway, still have to look at the information.

"Brother, I have a roll of toilet paper here, do you want it?"

Chu Linfeng was stunned!

"This……"

I thought the other party was going to exchange other things for kraft paper, but I didn't expect that the first time he asked him if he needed toilet paper, I felt that I was low-level.

"Damn! I'm actually not as good as a woman!"

After scolding himself, Chu Linfeng replied with a piece of news.

"I really need some, not too much, what do you need? Let's change."

After a while, Ye Meilan texted back: "I'm short of food for the time being, I can do whatever I want."

(End of this chapter)