Men's Guide to Women's Cultivation Exercises
Chapter 110 Advertising
Chapter 110 Advertising
The next day, Wang Fugui frowned as he looked at the clothes Su Jian had prepared. He couldn't figure out how a normal person could match beach pants with a shirt.
When Su Jian started to pack pizza and water glasses into the ragged canvas bag, Wang Fugui threw him a new backpack, a limited edition, which Su Jian couldn't afford even with a year's salary.
Su Jian twisted back and forth in front of the mirror without any pressure.
"Borrow yours, buy a new bag and return it to me."
Wang is stingy and rich.
However, Su Jian's job is a gangster, commonly known as a hooligan, and it's all in my hands, so how can I pay you back.
Wang Fugui seized the time to eat pizza in the car. Su Jian's feeding was really uncomfortable and not gentle at all.
During the filming, Su Jian once again saw what responsibility is. Wang Fugui was dressed in a casual suit, full of aura, cold, wise and sexy, just like Erha in the orphanage yesterday.
After filming the third print ad, Xinxin, who had disappeared for a long time, came to the lounge with a very bad expression, and dropped her bag on the table with a "bang".
Both Wang Fugui and Su Jian shrank back, fearing that there would be bricks in her bag.
"Where did you two go yesterday? Photos of Fu Guier covered in mud are all over the Internet."
I don't know when Xinxin changed his name to Fuguier, for no reason, it's really easy to pronounce, but it's a bit rusty.
Wang Fugui felt nothing. Going to the orphanage is a good thing if people know about it. Moreover, his appearance is not conceited, and he is invincible even if he is covered in mud.
When Xinxin heard that she was going to the orphanage, her complexion improved a lot, but she continued to yell and curse. Wang Fugui and Su Jian huddled in the corner of the wall with their heads drooping like quails.
There is no one who treats celebrities like this.
"I have to do public relations all night today."
Sigh heartily.
"You two can't make people feel better."
Act viciously.
No way.
But the corners of his mouth were always slightly raised.
Xinxin left with a bag that seemed to contain bricks, and acted vigorously.
The two of Wang and Su gathered together to browse the forums, and the top posts of all major forums were full of ugly photos of Wang Fugui.
"It's okay." Wang Fugui didn't care, "If you bring mud, you can throw others a few blocks."
Su Jian looked closely at Wang Fugui's porcelain-like delicate face: "Is it true that it hasn't been done?"
Wang Fugui slapped his face with his big hand, and it turned red: "Pure natural and pollution-free."
Su Jian hurriedly stopped him: "Stop taking pictures, the big sister Xinxin will eat me alive after seeing you."
I don't know why that innocent and harmless little girl with small freckles is so irritable all day long.
When Wang Fugui went to shoot a TV commercial, his official blog was updated.
Yesterday I went to the orphanage where my assistant used to live. The children are lively and cute, which benefited me a lot. 【Picture】【Picture】【Picture】
The accompanying picture is a panoramic view of the orphanage. The three of Wang Supang walked towards the orphanage with big bags and small bags, and Wang Fugui played football with the children.
The first and third photos were taken by Su Jian casually, and the second one was probably taken by Zhang's mother. It seems that the PR team is quite efficient.
The number of comments is growing at a constant rate of 20/s, and it is quickly becoming popular.
First floor: So I Guigui went to the orphanage, what about those malicious marketing accounts?Come out to slap your face, hurry up.
The second floor: Look at how handsome this kick is, my husband is the most handsome even if he is covered in mud.
Third floor: On the second floor, show some face. If anyone knows you, just call me Husband Husband, obviously it's my husband.
……
Floor 27: Does anyone think that the little guy next to him is also super handsome? Does he feel like a little milk dog?
Floor 28: That's right. Didn't you say you went to the assistant's orphanage? Which of these two is the assistant?
29th floor: Exposure floor, that fat man is my colleague, and the little milk dog is my former colleague, who has resigned now.
……
Su Jian: ...
The internet is horrible.
Don't look at it anymore, these things are handled by professionals, and there is no need for him to be a good bastard who can't be a good assistant to worry about.
Tomorrow is going to participate in a reality show, Su Jian devotes all his energy to matching Wang Fugui's clothes.
I always look down on Lao Tzu's collocation, this time I want to make your Erha eyes blind.
Well, since Wang Fugui and his party in the orphanage, in Su Jian's heart, he has completely broken away from human relations.
Early the next morning, Wang Fugui looked at the ripped jeans and the green T-shirt embroidered with uneven rainbow color sequins, and the green T-shirt with some threads off, in front of him, he almost poked his eyes.
When did I have this kind of clothes?
It was only later that Su Jian found out that Wang Fugui's clothes were too ordinary and not beautiful enough, so he kindly lent them to him.
Wang Fugui bypassed the clothes prepared by Su Jian, took a pair of denim shorts and a pure white T-shirt, put them on, and went out without saying a word.
Su Jian was furious, and quickly changed into the suit he had carefully matched, and followed him out.
When he arrived at the place, Su Jian dragged Wang Fugui, who was too lazy to talk to him, to stand in front of Xinxin, and asked her which dress was more suitable.
Xinxin's daily eyes +1
"In the future, you will also be a public figure. Keep the style of killing Matt, don't ask you to be beautiful, and dress normally."
Su Jian didn't hear the point at all: "Why did you kill Matt? Isn't this the sunshine and vitality of young people, and you still work as a manager with this appreciation ability?"
"Why are you a public figure?"
It was Wang Fugui who caught the point.
Xinxin sighed, don't these two co-authors read blogs or browse forums?Obviously taking care of a lot of work by themselves, these two can be said to be the most salty stars and life assistants in the entertainment industry.
After sighing, a link was sent to the brains of the two: "The orphanage incident made Xiao Su popular. Netizens are calling for Xiao Su to debut. The operation team thinks this fire is not a bad thing, and they didn't stop it,"
Maybe even fueled the flames.
Su Jian opened the webpage, his eyes slowly widened.
On the top is a photo of himself and Fatty Wang Fugui walking towards the orphanage with big bags and small bags. In the comments, his life was exposed clearly, which is deeper than he knows himself.
Netizens kindly called him your little milk dog assistant, and made up a soul-stirring love story for the two of them. Su Jian watched them both, and they were so touching.
Looking up at Wang Fugui: "Fugui, mua~"
Wang Fugui, who was also looking at the link, was also full of affection: "Get lost."
Ignoring the sincere interaction between the two, they went about their business in a heart-to-heart manner: "Now that you are popular, I really want to debut and the company supports you. If you don't want to, just ignore it. That's it. Look after Fugui, I'll go to work."
Seeing Xin leaving in a hurry without looking back, Su Jian curled his lips.
"I don't know what I'm busy with all day long. I'm so busy with so many things. I'm afraid I fell in love with this girl secretly."
Wang Fugui nodded in agreement.
If Xinxin's manager, who is more industrious than a cow, heard about it, he would probably give up his pick.
This variety show is about life. The guests have to live together in the forest villa for a week. Each guest can bring an assistant. This is also to prevent some celebrities from being embarrassed due to their low life skills. There is no one else to take with her. Sister Xinxin is busy every day, and Shenlong sees the beginning but does not see the end. As for the others, she must not take the chef aunt.
The program officially started filming on the second day. The day before, everyone had to write down the ingredients needed for tomorrow and pack up and arrange their own accommodation.
There are five guests in total.
Liu Zhengfan, a third-tier film and television actor, has good acting skills and has a certain fan base.
Zhou Fan, a third-tier singer, was born in a talent show.
Bai Zhenzhen, a second-tier singer, recently Xiaohong.
Zhao Xuejia, fourth-line singer.
Although Wang Fugui is very popular recently, he is still not on the top line. The C positions in this episode should be him and Bai Zhenzhen.
A few people had a meeting in the living room to discuss the dishes they needed tomorrow. Although the recording of the show had not officially started, cameras were set up in the room, and all of these would be edited and broadcast in the extras.
Bai Zhenzhen has a dashing short hair and a magnetic voice. It seems that if you give her a motorcycle, you can go racing immediately, which doesn't match her name at all.
But this Sister Sa first said that she can cook, and she is a good cook.
Liu Zhengfan, Zhou Fan, Zhao Xuejia, and Wang Fugui said they would work hard to wash the dishes.
It is unrealistic to expect one person to cook for ten people, so everyone looked at the few life assistants who were sitting in a row and watching the show.
Xiao Zhao, Xiao Qian, Xiao Sun, and Xiao Li immediately said that although they did not guarantee the taste, they knew how to cook.
Xiao Su said weakly that he could cook instant noodles.
In the end, it was very uninnovative to decide to draw lots to decide all the housework. Even if none of the cooks can cook, all the staff can only accept their fate.
Everyone even drew a housework distribution form and pasted it on the kitchen door in a serious manner.
Su Jian's task tomorrow is to take out the trash.
She curled her lips, and sure enough, the celebrities who had topical jobs came, and the assistants who did dirty jobs came, and they didn't want the assignment of housework to be decided by lottery just now.
Wang Fugui's task was to go outside to pick vegetables with Zhao Xuejia.
Early the next morning, Wang Fugui was kicked up by Wang Fugui, who was wearing giraffe pajamas.
Wang Fugui found in despair that, except for the clothes he wore yesterday morning, all the other clothes were brought by Su Jian.
However, Su Jianhun didn't care, and said in a daze that all the clothes he brought were cutting-edge fashion.
Su Jian didn't get up until mid-morning, so to take out the trash, he could just do it at night, so he didn't have to get up so early.
There was something on the table reserved for him early, Su Jian glanced at it, the rice porridge and small pancakes were quite good for the stars who didn't stick their fingers in the spring water, but they were a bit mushy.
Sucking the porridge, Su Jian wandered to the door, but there was no one in the room, so he had to see where his artist had gone.
As soon as he left the door, he saw Fu Guier and Zhao Xuejia hiding in front of a radish field, holding a pair of large scissors, and cutting the radish close to the ground.
There are three or five carrot heads beside me.
Su Jian almost spit out the rice porridge in a mouthful.
Three or five mouthfuls finished the rice porridge and put it in the kitchen, Su Jian was at war in his heart.
To care, or not to care, that is the question.
In the end, both the little angel and the little devil felt that the little radish heads on the ground were too pitiful, so Su Jian picked his teeth and walked forward.
"Hey, what is this?"
Perhaps the hardness of the radish is too high to cut well. Wang Fugui's forehead is a little sweaty, and he is also a little irritable.
"Cut the radishes. If you have nothing to do, come and help. Jiajia can't cut it. If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to catch up with the cooking."
Su Jian looked at the serious faces of Zhao Xuejia and Wang Fugui. Perhaps these two had slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education?
Too lazy to talk nonsense with these two mentally retarded, Su Jian squatted down, grabbed the radish sprouts with both hands, exerted all his strength, boo~
The two mentally retarded people next to them opened their eyes wide.
Zhao Xuejia's eyes were originally big and watery, revealing the innocence of the little girl next door, but now they are round and round, Su Jian is really afraid that her colored contact lenses will fall out.
The two marveled for a while, and almost thought that Su Jian was an undercover agent sent by the Academy of Sciences, and then began to follow suit.
It was only then that Su Jian knew that it was all soilless cultivation now, and he didn't know where the vegetable plots bought by the program group were all mature and should be expensive.
Seeing the two people's efforts to pull the radish, Su Jian wandered back to change his clothes, and played with boredom to relieve himself.
Xiaoxiaole is Su Jian's favorite game at present. The holographic projection technology is very mature in this era. How mature is it? Xiaoxiaole only needs to pay 1 star coin/month to play the holographic projection version.
Watching the colorful cubes explode brilliantly in front of my eyes, bursting into pulp, is too decompressing.
After playing for a while, I went out to see the two mentally retarded people. They were rummaging through a field of potato vines.
Su Jian: ...
What are you two doing? This is.
Zhao Xuejia saw Su Jian and ran over quickly, her big eyes flickering.
"Xiao Su, do you know where the potatoes are? The program team said that this piece is potatoes."
The voice is ethereal and clear, like a lark in the morning.
But Su Jian still suspects that she is mentally retarded.
Su Jian resigned to his fate, and took a small shovel to dig potatoes, and there were many exclamations beside him.
Reluctantly taught the two of them to plan potatoes, the travel group came back, and except for the two pickers, everyone else went out to play.
Su Jian didn't see the potatoes that the two of them were digging with missing arms and legs, and some were cut in half, so he decisively went into the house to play.
The curry I ate at noon was quite good. Seeing Su Jian holding the nutrient solution in his mouth, other people asked about it one after another. After knowing that he had been hospitalized due to overwork and malnutrition, they cast condemning eyes on Wang Fugui.
Wang Fugui: ...
For this kind of lifestyle program, artists must maintain their personality and image, and everyone has a follow-up camera.
The assistants are much more relaxed. In the afternoon, the artists are going to explore the forest. They have to have a story to tell, and they can't stay at home all the time.
A few assistants choose to stay at home, and they usually follow the artist's itinerary closely. It is rare that they are so relaxed. They should take more of this kind of programs in the future.
Xiaosun suggested that everyone play the game of black fighting. Su Jian had never played it before, and the four of them enthusiastically helped to download it.
Su Jian was delighted when he saw it. Isn't this just masturbating the interstellar version?
But the heroes are very unfamiliar, Su Jian needs time to adapt.
The assistants didn't care about the image at all, they lay down when they wanted to, and sweared when they wanted to. They didn't follow their cameras anyway, but they didn't know that the invisible cameras in the room were always in operation.
The day passed quickly, and the mentally retarded duo could pick off the vegetables above the ground with their own efforts, so Su Jian no longer bothered.
Life is very comfortable, at least for Su Jian.
This was not the case for Wang Fugui, who would sigh at the clothes Su Jian brought every morning, and then assemble a barely-readable one from the inside.
Until the third day, the result of the lottery was that Su Jian, Wang Fugui, and Liu Zhengfan were in charge of cooking.
Su Jian gave up on Liu Zhengfan, who was scared away by the bugs in the vegetable field, and Wang Fugui, who was cutting radishes with scissors, and finished the fried rice with soy sauce and bitter gourd juice by himself.
Everyone grinned at the meal, the artists were bitter but still tried to maintain their image, the scene was once very funny.
The seven days passed quickly, and the artists got along pretty well. Everyone has their own little problems, for example, Liu Zhengfan is a bit squeamish, Bai Zhenzhen is very nervous...
It's not a big problem, and it has nothing to do with Su Jian. Su Jian didn't even recognize everyone. There are ten people in total, including the little partner who was ganging up together.
Several assistants broke away from the usual tedious work, and actually took a short vacation. They got together every day for black and white, and they all looked radiant.
(End of this chapter)
The next day, Wang Fugui frowned as he looked at the clothes Su Jian had prepared. He couldn't figure out how a normal person could match beach pants with a shirt.
When Su Jian started to pack pizza and water glasses into the ragged canvas bag, Wang Fugui threw him a new backpack, a limited edition, which Su Jian couldn't afford even with a year's salary.
Su Jian twisted back and forth in front of the mirror without any pressure.
"Borrow yours, buy a new bag and return it to me."
Wang is stingy and rich.
However, Su Jian's job is a gangster, commonly known as a hooligan, and it's all in my hands, so how can I pay you back.
Wang Fugui seized the time to eat pizza in the car. Su Jian's feeding was really uncomfortable and not gentle at all.
During the filming, Su Jian once again saw what responsibility is. Wang Fugui was dressed in a casual suit, full of aura, cold, wise and sexy, just like Erha in the orphanage yesterday.
After filming the third print ad, Xinxin, who had disappeared for a long time, came to the lounge with a very bad expression, and dropped her bag on the table with a "bang".
Both Wang Fugui and Su Jian shrank back, fearing that there would be bricks in her bag.
"Where did you two go yesterday? Photos of Fu Guier covered in mud are all over the Internet."
I don't know when Xinxin changed his name to Fuguier, for no reason, it's really easy to pronounce, but it's a bit rusty.
Wang Fugui felt nothing. Going to the orphanage is a good thing if people know about it. Moreover, his appearance is not conceited, and he is invincible even if he is covered in mud.
When Xinxin heard that she was going to the orphanage, her complexion improved a lot, but she continued to yell and curse. Wang Fugui and Su Jian huddled in the corner of the wall with their heads drooping like quails.
There is no one who treats celebrities like this.
"I have to do public relations all night today."
Sigh heartily.
"You two can't make people feel better."
Act viciously.
No way.
But the corners of his mouth were always slightly raised.
Xinxin left with a bag that seemed to contain bricks, and acted vigorously.
The two of Wang and Su gathered together to browse the forums, and the top posts of all major forums were full of ugly photos of Wang Fugui.
"It's okay." Wang Fugui didn't care, "If you bring mud, you can throw others a few blocks."
Su Jian looked closely at Wang Fugui's porcelain-like delicate face: "Is it true that it hasn't been done?"
Wang Fugui slapped his face with his big hand, and it turned red: "Pure natural and pollution-free."
Su Jian hurriedly stopped him: "Stop taking pictures, the big sister Xinxin will eat me alive after seeing you."
I don't know why that innocent and harmless little girl with small freckles is so irritable all day long.
When Wang Fugui went to shoot a TV commercial, his official blog was updated.
Yesterday I went to the orphanage where my assistant used to live. The children are lively and cute, which benefited me a lot. 【Picture】【Picture】【Picture】
The accompanying picture is a panoramic view of the orphanage. The three of Wang Supang walked towards the orphanage with big bags and small bags, and Wang Fugui played football with the children.
The first and third photos were taken by Su Jian casually, and the second one was probably taken by Zhang's mother. It seems that the PR team is quite efficient.
The number of comments is growing at a constant rate of 20/s, and it is quickly becoming popular.
First floor: So I Guigui went to the orphanage, what about those malicious marketing accounts?Come out to slap your face, hurry up.
The second floor: Look at how handsome this kick is, my husband is the most handsome even if he is covered in mud.
Third floor: On the second floor, show some face. If anyone knows you, just call me Husband Husband, obviously it's my husband.
……
Floor 27: Does anyone think that the little guy next to him is also super handsome? Does he feel like a little milk dog?
Floor 28: That's right. Didn't you say you went to the assistant's orphanage? Which of these two is the assistant?
29th floor: Exposure floor, that fat man is my colleague, and the little milk dog is my former colleague, who has resigned now.
……
Su Jian: ...
The internet is horrible.
Don't look at it anymore, these things are handled by professionals, and there is no need for him to be a good bastard who can't be a good assistant to worry about.
Tomorrow is going to participate in a reality show, Su Jian devotes all his energy to matching Wang Fugui's clothes.
I always look down on Lao Tzu's collocation, this time I want to make your Erha eyes blind.
Well, since Wang Fugui and his party in the orphanage, in Su Jian's heart, he has completely broken away from human relations.
Early the next morning, Wang Fugui looked at the ripped jeans and the green T-shirt embroidered with uneven rainbow color sequins, and the green T-shirt with some threads off, in front of him, he almost poked his eyes.
When did I have this kind of clothes?
It was only later that Su Jian found out that Wang Fugui's clothes were too ordinary and not beautiful enough, so he kindly lent them to him.
Wang Fugui bypassed the clothes prepared by Su Jian, took a pair of denim shorts and a pure white T-shirt, put them on, and went out without saying a word.
Su Jian was furious, and quickly changed into the suit he had carefully matched, and followed him out.
When he arrived at the place, Su Jian dragged Wang Fugui, who was too lazy to talk to him, to stand in front of Xinxin, and asked her which dress was more suitable.
Xinxin's daily eyes +1
"In the future, you will also be a public figure. Keep the style of killing Matt, don't ask you to be beautiful, and dress normally."
Su Jian didn't hear the point at all: "Why did you kill Matt? Isn't this the sunshine and vitality of young people, and you still work as a manager with this appreciation ability?"
"Why are you a public figure?"
It was Wang Fugui who caught the point.
Xinxin sighed, don't these two co-authors read blogs or browse forums?Obviously taking care of a lot of work by themselves, these two can be said to be the most salty stars and life assistants in the entertainment industry.
After sighing, a link was sent to the brains of the two: "The orphanage incident made Xiao Su popular. Netizens are calling for Xiao Su to debut. The operation team thinks this fire is not a bad thing, and they didn't stop it,"
Maybe even fueled the flames.
Su Jian opened the webpage, his eyes slowly widened.
On the top is a photo of himself and Fatty Wang Fugui walking towards the orphanage with big bags and small bags. In the comments, his life was exposed clearly, which is deeper than he knows himself.
Netizens kindly called him your little milk dog assistant, and made up a soul-stirring love story for the two of them. Su Jian watched them both, and they were so touching.
Looking up at Wang Fugui: "Fugui, mua~"
Wang Fugui, who was also looking at the link, was also full of affection: "Get lost."
Ignoring the sincere interaction between the two, they went about their business in a heart-to-heart manner: "Now that you are popular, I really want to debut and the company supports you. If you don't want to, just ignore it. That's it. Look after Fugui, I'll go to work."
Seeing Xin leaving in a hurry without looking back, Su Jian curled his lips.
"I don't know what I'm busy with all day long. I'm so busy with so many things. I'm afraid I fell in love with this girl secretly."
Wang Fugui nodded in agreement.
If Xinxin's manager, who is more industrious than a cow, heard about it, he would probably give up his pick.
This variety show is about life. The guests have to live together in the forest villa for a week. Each guest can bring an assistant. This is also to prevent some celebrities from being embarrassed due to their low life skills. There is no one else to take with her. Sister Xinxin is busy every day, and Shenlong sees the beginning but does not see the end. As for the others, she must not take the chef aunt.
The program officially started filming on the second day. The day before, everyone had to write down the ingredients needed for tomorrow and pack up and arrange their own accommodation.
There are five guests in total.
Liu Zhengfan, a third-tier film and television actor, has good acting skills and has a certain fan base.
Zhou Fan, a third-tier singer, was born in a talent show.
Bai Zhenzhen, a second-tier singer, recently Xiaohong.
Zhao Xuejia, fourth-line singer.
Although Wang Fugui is very popular recently, he is still not on the top line. The C positions in this episode should be him and Bai Zhenzhen.
A few people had a meeting in the living room to discuss the dishes they needed tomorrow. Although the recording of the show had not officially started, cameras were set up in the room, and all of these would be edited and broadcast in the extras.
Bai Zhenzhen has a dashing short hair and a magnetic voice. It seems that if you give her a motorcycle, you can go racing immediately, which doesn't match her name at all.
But this Sister Sa first said that she can cook, and she is a good cook.
Liu Zhengfan, Zhou Fan, Zhao Xuejia, and Wang Fugui said they would work hard to wash the dishes.
It is unrealistic to expect one person to cook for ten people, so everyone looked at the few life assistants who were sitting in a row and watching the show.
Xiao Zhao, Xiao Qian, Xiao Sun, and Xiao Li immediately said that although they did not guarantee the taste, they knew how to cook.
Xiao Su said weakly that he could cook instant noodles.
In the end, it was very uninnovative to decide to draw lots to decide all the housework. Even if none of the cooks can cook, all the staff can only accept their fate.
Everyone even drew a housework distribution form and pasted it on the kitchen door in a serious manner.
Su Jian's task tomorrow is to take out the trash.
She curled her lips, and sure enough, the celebrities who had topical jobs came, and the assistants who did dirty jobs came, and they didn't want the assignment of housework to be decided by lottery just now.
Wang Fugui's task was to go outside to pick vegetables with Zhao Xuejia.
Early the next morning, Wang Fugui was kicked up by Wang Fugui, who was wearing giraffe pajamas.
Wang Fugui found in despair that, except for the clothes he wore yesterday morning, all the other clothes were brought by Su Jian.
However, Su Jianhun didn't care, and said in a daze that all the clothes he brought were cutting-edge fashion.
Su Jian didn't get up until mid-morning, so to take out the trash, he could just do it at night, so he didn't have to get up so early.
There was something on the table reserved for him early, Su Jian glanced at it, the rice porridge and small pancakes were quite good for the stars who didn't stick their fingers in the spring water, but they were a bit mushy.
Sucking the porridge, Su Jian wandered to the door, but there was no one in the room, so he had to see where his artist had gone.
As soon as he left the door, he saw Fu Guier and Zhao Xuejia hiding in front of a radish field, holding a pair of large scissors, and cutting the radish close to the ground.
There are three or five carrot heads beside me.
Su Jian almost spit out the rice porridge in a mouthful.
Three or five mouthfuls finished the rice porridge and put it in the kitchen, Su Jian was at war in his heart.
To care, or not to care, that is the question.
In the end, both the little angel and the little devil felt that the little radish heads on the ground were too pitiful, so Su Jian picked his teeth and walked forward.
"Hey, what is this?"
Perhaps the hardness of the radish is too high to cut well. Wang Fugui's forehead is a little sweaty, and he is also a little irritable.
"Cut the radishes. If you have nothing to do, come and help. Jiajia can't cut it. If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to catch up with the cooking."
Su Jian looked at the serious faces of Zhao Xuejia and Wang Fugui. Perhaps these two had slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education?
Too lazy to talk nonsense with these two mentally retarded, Su Jian squatted down, grabbed the radish sprouts with both hands, exerted all his strength, boo~
The two mentally retarded people next to them opened their eyes wide.
Zhao Xuejia's eyes were originally big and watery, revealing the innocence of the little girl next door, but now they are round and round, Su Jian is really afraid that her colored contact lenses will fall out.
The two marveled for a while, and almost thought that Su Jian was an undercover agent sent by the Academy of Sciences, and then began to follow suit.
It was only then that Su Jian knew that it was all soilless cultivation now, and he didn't know where the vegetable plots bought by the program group were all mature and should be expensive.
Seeing the two people's efforts to pull the radish, Su Jian wandered back to change his clothes, and played with boredom to relieve himself.
Xiaoxiaole is Su Jian's favorite game at present. The holographic projection technology is very mature in this era. How mature is it? Xiaoxiaole only needs to pay 1 star coin/month to play the holographic projection version.
Watching the colorful cubes explode brilliantly in front of my eyes, bursting into pulp, is too decompressing.
After playing for a while, I went out to see the two mentally retarded people. They were rummaging through a field of potato vines.
Su Jian: ...
What are you two doing? This is.
Zhao Xuejia saw Su Jian and ran over quickly, her big eyes flickering.
"Xiao Su, do you know where the potatoes are? The program team said that this piece is potatoes."
The voice is ethereal and clear, like a lark in the morning.
But Su Jian still suspects that she is mentally retarded.
Su Jian resigned to his fate, and took a small shovel to dig potatoes, and there were many exclamations beside him.
Reluctantly taught the two of them to plan potatoes, the travel group came back, and except for the two pickers, everyone else went out to play.
Su Jian didn't see the potatoes that the two of them were digging with missing arms and legs, and some were cut in half, so he decisively went into the house to play.
The curry I ate at noon was quite good. Seeing Su Jian holding the nutrient solution in his mouth, other people asked about it one after another. After knowing that he had been hospitalized due to overwork and malnutrition, they cast condemning eyes on Wang Fugui.
Wang Fugui: ...
For this kind of lifestyle program, artists must maintain their personality and image, and everyone has a follow-up camera.
The assistants are much more relaxed. In the afternoon, the artists are going to explore the forest. They have to have a story to tell, and they can't stay at home all the time.
A few assistants choose to stay at home, and they usually follow the artist's itinerary closely. It is rare that they are so relaxed. They should take more of this kind of programs in the future.
Xiaosun suggested that everyone play the game of black fighting. Su Jian had never played it before, and the four of them enthusiastically helped to download it.
Su Jian was delighted when he saw it. Isn't this just masturbating the interstellar version?
But the heroes are very unfamiliar, Su Jian needs time to adapt.
The assistants didn't care about the image at all, they lay down when they wanted to, and sweared when they wanted to. They didn't follow their cameras anyway, but they didn't know that the invisible cameras in the room were always in operation.
The day passed quickly, and the mentally retarded duo could pick off the vegetables above the ground with their own efforts, so Su Jian no longer bothered.
Life is very comfortable, at least for Su Jian.
This was not the case for Wang Fugui, who would sigh at the clothes Su Jian brought every morning, and then assemble a barely-readable one from the inside.
Until the third day, the result of the lottery was that Su Jian, Wang Fugui, and Liu Zhengfan were in charge of cooking.
Su Jian gave up on Liu Zhengfan, who was scared away by the bugs in the vegetable field, and Wang Fugui, who was cutting radishes with scissors, and finished the fried rice with soy sauce and bitter gourd juice by himself.
Everyone grinned at the meal, the artists were bitter but still tried to maintain their image, the scene was once very funny.
The seven days passed quickly, and the artists got along pretty well. Everyone has their own little problems, for example, Liu Zhengfan is a bit squeamish, Bai Zhenzhen is very nervous...
It's not a big problem, and it has nothing to do with Su Jian. Su Jian didn't even recognize everyone. There are ten people in total, including the little partner who was ganging up together.
Several assistants broke away from the usual tedious work, and actually took a short vacation. They got together every day for black and white, and they all looked radiant.
(End of this chapter)
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