This up walks sideways

Chapter 110 I Don't Do Philosophy
"Are you sure?" The Weird Ji was a little worried, suffering from paranoia!
"Can you be sure! I just bought it!" Jiang Bai said.

"I had dinner today... one hundred and two!" Wei Yiji said with certainty.

"are you sure?"

"Let me think again." Weird Ji was a little uncertain.

"110 five!" Weird Ji confirmed again.

"Not changed?"

"No change!" He said firmly.

Weird Girl stepped on the scale.

"131"

"Ah?! Impossible!" Weird Ji said in shock.

"Accept the reality!" Jiang Bai smiled.

"Master Dao can guess it right..." The Weird Ji closed herself.

The sky is blue, and there are thousands of paper cranes outside the window.

"My lower body is actually very heavy... No! It's my upper body." Wei Weiji said incoherently.

"What do you want to say? You don't want to be pornographic." Jiang Bai smiled.

"You're the one who is pornographic!" Weird Ji Xu punched.

"you lose."

"so what?"

"accept punishment."

"I do not!"

"Then I'll expose millions of fans to the whole network and not believe what I said..." Jiang Bai was covered by Weird Ji before he finished speaking.

"I accept the punishment, a gentleman's words are hard to follow!" Weird Ji Weiguang said solemnly.

"Hehe!" Jiang Bai sneered.

"What is the punishment?" Weird Ji scratched her head.

"Earth-flavored love words." Daoist who was watching but hadn't spoken for a long time reminded.

"Looking for an audience to say earthy love stories? I don't know how to do it!" Weird Ji went crazy.

"Then just find an audience and let him teach you." Jiang Bai smiled.

"Alright." Weird Ji glanced out of the corner of her eye and found a sister Yu walking behind them.

Seeing the camera, he made a playful comparison.

"Miss Sister, Miss Sister, can you teach me earthy love words?" Strange Ji stopped the young lady and asked.

"Earthy love story?" The young lady asked with a smile.

"Yes."

"What did you see in my eyes?" The young lady blinked at Jiang Bai.

"Didn't you teach me? How could you tell him!" Weird Ji said angrily.

But the young lady ignored this strange man with a mask at all, and continued to stare at Jiang Bai.

"Kaleidoscopic Sharingan, do you want to perform monthly reading on me?" Jiang Bai pondered for two seconds and said.

Jiang Bai, the atmosphere destroyer, come to report!

The young lady turned around and left, leaving behind a beautiful back.

"A woman like the wind." Jiang Bai said with emotion.

"You ran away in anger!" Weird Ji complained.

"I feel that she left after I exposed the secret! She is a time traveler, and the golden finger is the kaleidoscope Sharingan!" Jiang Bai started talking nonsense.

"Heh!" Weird Ji saw an acquaintance while sneering.

"Come on, come on!" Weird Ji waved at a tall figure.

"Puff" dance area, the UP owner of the living area, and the old UP owner with a million-fan qualifications.

"Huh?" Puff walked up to Weird Ji.

"What's the matter?" Puff asked.

"I'm doing a challenge here..." Before Weird Ji finished speaking, Puff turned around and introduced himself to Jiang Bai.

"Hi, I'm Puff from the dance area."

"I'm the wind in the living quarters."

"I know you, every video has hot crabs..."

The two chatted, taking Weird Ji as air.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Daoist beside him couldn't help laughing.

"Laughing fart!" Wei Weiji patted Master Dao on the shoulder angrily.

……

"The effect of the show exploded," Dao said.

"Indeed, it's no wonder that every video is popular, there are two kinds of brushes." Weird Ji said.

The two of them didn't talk for long before they remembered that they were still filming.

Find the Weird Ji who was chatting with Master Dao, and continue the shooting just now.

It's just that Weird Ji seems to be still playing a little temper, her eyes have been staring at Jiang Bai, and she doesn't know what she is thinking.

"We are filming a challenge, Weird Ji needs to find a passerby to talk to a passerby now." Jiang Bai introduced.

"Yes, the problem now is that I don't know how to do it, let you teach me a few words." Weird Ji said.

"Earthy love talk? I'm not very good at it either." Puff thought for a while.

"Not very good means that you can speak, come and teach us a few words." Strange Ji said.

Puff pressed Weird Ji against the wall, wall dong!

"I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the never-setting sun and you the best." Puff stared at Weird Ji with a pair of red phoenix eyes, and said word by word.

Weird Ji's heart is beating thumpingly at this moment, he clearly knows that this moment is laying the groundwork...

But I still can't help falling in love with you!
"Hey, these two people can't be lovers themselves." Jiang Bai guessed.

"Okay, that's a good sentence." Weird Ji's voice trembled a little.

"It's a good thing there's a mask..." Weird Ji thought to herself.

Fortunately, there was a mask, otherwise Wei Ji's red face might reveal something at this moment.

But what Weird Ji didn't notice was that although Puff's face didn't change at the moment, his ears were slightly red.

"Cough cough." Weird Ji coughed lightly to cover up her embarrassment.

Jiang Bai can feel the atmosphere at the moment, and there is an inexplicable embarrassment.

"He, it's decided to be him." Jiang Bai broke the awkward atmosphere and pointed to a passerby not far away.

Weird Ji listened and took a closer look.

A strong man, although he does not have the left blue dragon and the right white tiger, but he is indeed the kind of strong that can be seen with the naked eye.

"No way." Weird Ji looked at Jiang Bai and begged.

Let me mention here that the height of Weird Ji is only 1.7 meters, while the strong man is 1.8 meters and five.

The cutest height difference is nothing more than this!

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you." Puff smiled slyly, and then encouraged.

She obviously saw Jiang Bai's intention in choosing this strong man.

"That's it!" Upon hearing that, Wei Yi Ji acted recklessly as if she had been injected with chicken blood.

The strong man saw a large group of people walking towards him with cameras, and stood there a little at a loss.

Weird Girl is on!He rushed up!
"Do you know me?" Weird Ji asked holding the microphone.

"I know... I know." The strong man was a little confused.

"You know me?" Weird Ji asked in surprise, how could she know me? !

"50 yuan a catty." The strong man said in a cute voice.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Sure enough, appearance can't represent a person's character...it's too black-bellied.

"I'm Weird Ji." Weird Ji emphasized.

"50 yuan a catty." The strong man said looking at Wei Weiji.

"Okay, you won." Weird Ji conceded.

"Can you come with me for a while?" Weird Ji pulled the strong man's arm.

"Okay." The strong man readily agreed.

The Weird Ji pulled the strong man to the corner, was this to... imitate the puff that the puff gave Weird Ji?

"Pfft." Puff couldn't hold back and let out a laugh.

"It's really... dedicated!" Jiang Bai applauded, admiringly.

I saw Weird Ji dragged the strong man to the corner, and then slammed the strong man against the wall with one hand!

He said affectionately: "I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets and the best you."

The strong man was stunned!
"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"This is too sloppy!"

After being stunned, the strong man emphasized to the Weird Ji: "I don't do philosophy ♂!"

"I don't do it either!" The Weird Ji was exasperated.

(End of this chapter)