This up walks sideways
Chapter 165 Yellow Flash Lu Xiaogu!
Chapter 165 Yellow Flash Lu Xiaogu!
"We have arrived at the venue now." Lu Gu stood on the blue track and looked towards the swimming pool.
"The water in this swimming pool is not clean." Momo looked at the water in the swimming pool and moved the camera over.
It's okay if they are the only ones asking this question, the key is that there are several staff members following them.
Now the faces of these staff members are not quite right.
As long as we are not embarrassed, they are the ones who are embarrassed.
"Look at the faces of the staff hahahahaha."
"An Lin: Scared."
Jiang Bai understood when he saw An Lin's name appearing here:
They made it official.
It's just that Jiang Bai doesn't know.
"I've seen it on TV, but it feels a bit different at the scene." Lu Gu quickly changed the subject.
"This is the girls' track. It looks quite simple, but it takes a long time to test your physical strength." Lu Gu pointed to the cylinder of the first level.
It turns very slowly, and it looks very simple and effortless.
Sprinkle water.
"This is the track, you can go and visit it yourself." The staff slipped away.
"Flash back."
"I also want to see their embarrassment (loss)."
"They're gone, go and see the water!" Momo was still thinking about whether the water was dry or not.
Lu Gu pointed the camera at the water in the pool.
It was cloudy, and there were unknown white flake objects floating on the water.
"Dandruff Pool"
"Snowflakes are fluttering, and the north wind is blowing."
"feel a little scared."
"Is it not suitable for swimming?" Lu Gu frowned.
"I don't want to swim anymore."
"This can't fall!"
The Fangdao Girls Group talked about their concerns.
……
As soon as the screen turned, Lu Gu came to the stage to break through the level.
Still wearing a yellow T-shirt, but with a camera strapped to his shoulders and a mic on his clothes.
"It's time for me to play."
Lu Gu jumped up and down to exercise his muscles, turned his head for a while, pressed his hands for a while, warming up!
""The Feature Film Begins""
"Let's welcome a passer-by below! Lu Gu!" the host shouted.
Lu Gu quickly ran out from the backstage.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
"Already started laughing."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
"Hey, I brought a GoPro, a high-speed camera." The hostess laughed.
Lu Gu nodded subtly.
"Let me introduce myself." The male host pointed the microphone at Lu Gu.
"Hi everyone, hello viewers, my name is Lu Gu, and my online name is Bu Er not Lu Xiao Gu. I am a self-media UP host." Lu Gu introduced.
"Here, I might introduce it to our elderly uncles and aunts. Pozhan is an entertainment platform for young people, and the UP owner is the video uploader."
Jiang Bai was happy when he heard the elderly uncles and aunts.
Is there anyone who says that? !
Uncle, I am really angry!
"Married: Pozhan is the largest same-sex dating platform in the country."
"Bi Feng: Come back to me, let me go!"
"Oh yes, I'm also here to shoot videos today." Lu Gu patted the camera on his shoulder and said with a smile.
"She just briefly introduced herself as a UP host. Do you know what honors she has received?" the hostess asked pretending to be mysterious.
"What?" The male host was very obedient.
"The top 200 UP hosts of the year before last had more than 200 million fans! More than [-] million who broke the website is a very large number." The hostess introduced very excitedly.
Hearing this sentence, Jiang Bai really laughed out loud.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha problems problems problems problems problems" The top [-] UP masters of the year before last, isn't this sprinkling salt on people's wounds!
"Hehehe, Baida... don't mention it, don't mention it." Lu Gu's expression was really weird.
""This year, last year lost the top [-] UP masters""
"Public execution."
"Will the host speak (annoyed)?"
"Let me ask a question, have you watched the show "Boys and Girls Go Forward" before?" The male host began to ask questions again.
Jiang Bai guessed that Lu Gu must be thinking now: How can this person force him to talk so much, can he still participate in the competition.
In fact, I almost guessed.
What Lu Gu was thinking at the time was: Beep~ (Mute)
"I've seen it. My grandma likes to watch it very much. I watched it with him before, and then she very much hoped that I would go on this show and fix a refrigerator or air conditioner for home." Lu Gu laughed.
""Really. Shame at Grandma's House""
"Grandma: Why did I ask her to be on this show?"
"You're here to stock up today, right? Hahahaha! If that's the case..."
"Boys and girls rush forward, please listen to the password: GO!"
"Shame on the scene."
"Famous scene."
"I'm coming."
""Simple""
Lu Gu made a standing start posture, and rushed out when he heard the GO command!
Khaki off the stage!Gu Bao rushed!
Lu Gu is very confident, one foot and one cylinder!
Three seconds later, it was empty.
thump!overboard!vegetable!
"There it is! Yellow flash."
"Three seconds into the water, indulge in silky smoothness!"
"The Light of Breaking Stations."
"It seems that no one pays attention to whether Miss Gu's fall hurts or not."
That's right, even Jiang Bai, who is a boyfriend... is laughing wildly.
Isn't this self-inflicted humiliation? !
"Hahahahahahahahahaha." Jiang Bai laughed loudly, even Li Yuanji in the next room heard it.
Open Jiang Bai's room and take a look.
"Sister Gu's boys and girls rush forward?" Li Yuanji asked with a smile.
"Yes, the effect of the show exploded." Jiang Bai laughed wildly.
"Shall we follow suit?" Li Yuanji pointed at the playback volume.
700 million!
This should be Lu Gu's most played video this year.
And it's only one day!Jiang Bai expects this video to have tens of millions of plays.
"Follow the trend? After I finish the college entrance examination, we will make a special episode of the deformed brothers rushing forward." Jiang Bai thought for a while.
"The playback volume should not be bad."
What should, is not bad at all!
"OK, I'll discuss it with them, you can continue watching." Li Yuanji went out.
"Today's video update is a bit fast." The hostess said.
Jiang Bai stopped smiling at first, but was recalled again.
This host has something.
"Hahahahahaha, it's worse!"
"Grandma: Shame!"
"I laughed, I couldn't help it."
At this time, the perspective turned to Lu Gu's side.
"Guck, gurgle, gurgle..."
"Pfft hahahahaha."
"Grandma: I don't know you."
"Grandma: Don't come here!"
After Lu Gu went ashore, his clothes suddenly dried out, probably because they had been edited.
This makes the audience who want to see the temptation of the wet body a little inexplicably disappointed.
"disappointment."
"The temptation to get wet is gone."
"It's so embarrassing. I wanted to show everyone what No.1 called parkour, but I didn't even pass the first level..." Lu Gu said aggrievedly.
"Hahahahahahahaha, sorry!"
"A merciless mockery."
"No.1 is called diving."
"I see everyone said that the first level is very easy, how could it be like this when it comes to me!" Lu Gu didn't think it was her problem.
Classmates, there is a gap between people!
I would like to call you—Yellow Flash Lu Xiaogu!
(End of this chapter)
"We have arrived at the venue now." Lu Gu stood on the blue track and looked towards the swimming pool.
"The water in this swimming pool is not clean." Momo looked at the water in the swimming pool and moved the camera over.
It's okay if they are the only ones asking this question, the key is that there are several staff members following them.
Now the faces of these staff members are not quite right.
As long as we are not embarrassed, they are the ones who are embarrassed.
"Look at the faces of the staff hahahahaha."
"An Lin: Scared."
Jiang Bai understood when he saw An Lin's name appearing here:
They made it official.
It's just that Jiang Bai doesn't know.
"I've seen it on TV, but it feels a bit different at the scene." Lu Gu quickly changed the subject.
"This is the girls' track. It looks quite simple, but it takes a long time to test your physical strength." Lu Gu pointed to the cylinder of the first level.
It turns very slowly, and it looks very simple and effortless.
Sprinkle water.
"This is the track, you can go and visit it yourself." The staff slipped away.
"Flash back."
"I also want to see their embarrassment (loss)."
"They're gone, go and see the water!" Momo was still thinking about whether the water was dry or not.
Lu Gu pointed the camera at the water in the pool.
It was cloudy, and there were unknown white flake objects floating on the water.
"Dandruff Pool"
"Snowflakes are fluttering, and the north wind is blowing."
"feel a little scared."
"Is it not suitable for swimming?" Lu Gu frowned.
"I don't want to swim anymore."
"This can't fall!"
The Fangdao Girls Group talked about their concerns.
……
As soon as the screen turned, Lu Gu came to the stage to break through the level.
Still wearing a yellow T-shirt, but with a camera strapped to his shoulders and a mic on his clothes.
"It's time for me to play."
Lu Gu jumped up and down to exercise his muscles, turned his head for a while, pressed his hands for a while, warming up!
""The Feature Film Begins""
"Let's welcome a passer-by below! Lu Gu!" the host shouted.
Lu Gu quickly ran out from the backstage.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
"Already started laughing."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
"Hey, I brought a GoPro, a high-speed camera." The hostess laughed.
Lu Gu nodded subtly.
"Let me introduce myself." The male host pointed the microphone at Lu Gu.
"Hi everyone, hello viewers, my name is Lu Gu, and my online name is Bu Er not Lu Xiao Gu. I am a self-media UP host." Lu Gu introduced.
"Here, I might introduce it to our elderly uncles and aunts. Pozhan is an entertainment platform for young people, and the UP owner is the video uploader."
Jiang Bai was happy when he heard the elderly uncles and aunts.
Is there anyone who says that? !
Uncle, I am really angry!
"Married: Pozhan is the largest same-sex dating platform in the country."
"Bi Feng: Come back to me, let me go!"
"Oh yes, I'm also here to shoot videos today." Lu Gu patted the camera on his shoulder and said with a smile.
"She just briefly introduced herself as a UP host. Do you know what honors she has received?" the hostess asked pretending to be mysterious.
"What?" The male host was very obedient.
"The top 200 UP hosts of the year before last had more than 200 million fans! More than [-] million who broke the website is a very large number." The hostess introduced very excitedly.
Hearing this sentence, Jiang Bai really laughed out loud.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha problems problems problems problems problems" The top [-] UP masters of the year before last, isn't this sprinkling salt on people's wounds!
"Hehehe, Baida... don't mention it, don't mention it." Lu Gu's expression was really weird.
""This year, last year lost the top [-] UP masters""
"Public execution."
"Will the host speak (annoyed)?"
"Let me ask a question, have you watched the show "Boys and Girls Go Forward" before?" The male host began to ask questions again.
Jiang Bai guessed that Lu Gu must be thinking now: How can this person force him to talk so much, can he still participate in the competition.
In fact, I almost guessed.
What Lu Gu was thinking at the time was: Beep~ (Mute)
"I've seen it. My grandma likes to watch it very much. I watched it with him before, and then she very much hoped that I would go on this show and fix a refrigerator or air conditioner for home." Lu Gu laughed.
""Really. Shame at Grandma's House""
"Grandma: Why did I ask her to be on this show?"
"You're here to stock up today, right? Hahahaha! If that's the case..."
"Boys and girls rush forward, please listen to the password: GO!"
"Shame on the scene."
"Famous scene."
"I'm coming."
""Simple""
Lu Gu made a standing start posture, and rushed out when he heard the GO command!
Khaki off the stage!Gu Bao rushed!
Lu Gu is very confident, one foot and one cylinder!
Three seconds later, it was empty.
thump!overboard!vegetable!
"There it is! Yellow flash."
"Three seconds into the water, indulge in silky smoothness!"
"The Light of Breaking Stations."
"It seems that no one pays attention to whether Miss Gu's fall hurts or not."
That's right, even Jiang Bai, who is a boyfriend... is laughing wildly.
Isn't this self-inflicted humiliation? !
"Hahahahahahahahahaha." Jiang Bai laughed loudly, even Li Yuanji in the next room heard it.
Open Jiang Bai's room and take a look.
"Sister Gu's boys and girls rush forward?" Li Yuanji asked with a smile.
"Yes, the effect of the show exploded." Jiang Bai laughed wildly.
"Shall we follow suit?" Li Yuanji pointed at the playback volume.
700 million!
This should be Lu Gu's most played video this year.
And it's only one day!Jiang Bai expects this video to have tens of millions of plays.
"Follow the trend? After I finish the college entrance examination, we will make a special episode of the deformed brothers rushing forward." Jiang Bai thought for a while.
"The playback volume should not be bad."
What should, is not bad at all!
"OK, I'll discuss it with them, you can continue watching." Li Yuanji went out.
"Today's video update is a bit fast." The hostess said.
Jiang Bai stopped smiling at first, but was recalled again.
This host has something.
"Hahahahahaha, it's worse!"
"Grandma: Shame!"
"I laughed, I couldn't help it."
At this time, the perspective turned to Lu Gu's side.
"Guck, gurgle, gurgle..."
"Pfft hahahahaha."
"Grandma: I don't know you."
"Grandma: Don't come here!"
After Lu Gu went ashore, his clothes suddenly dried out, probably because they had been edited.
This makes the audience who want to see the temptation of the wet body a little inexplicably disappointed.
"disappointment."
"The temptation to get wet is gone."
"It's so embarrassing. I wanted to show everyone what No.1 called parkour, but I didn't even pass the first level..." Lu Gu said aggrievedly.
"Hahahahahahahaha, sorry!"
"A merciless mockery."
"No.1 is called diving."
"I see everyone said that the first level is very easy, how could it be like this when it comes to me!" Lu Gu didn't think it was her problem.
Classmates, there is a gap between people!
I would like to call you—Yellow Flash Lu Xiaogu!
(End of this chapter)
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