This up walks sideways

Chapter 186: The Mosquito Exalted!

When Jiang Bai went out the next day, the rate of turning his head was extremely high.

Usually Jiang Bai also has such a high return rate, after all, he is an Internet celebrity, but this time the return rate is not the reason for the Internet celebrity, but...

"Pfft ha ha ha ha, Jiang Bai, are you eating the Tathagata Buddha? Why does the Tathagata Buddha's head grow on you." Lu Gu looked at the bag on Jiang Bai's body and smiled.

Lu Gu definitely didn't see the video at [-]:[-] in the morning. Usually, Lu Gu's sleep time is at [-]:[-] in the evening, and it will not exceed a little at the latest.

"Why are there no mosquitoes over there?" Jiang Bai raised his swollen eyelids with difficulty, and glanced at Lu Gu.

Lu Gu was also selected for the performance of the school celebration. After all, the piano he practiced from elementary school to the present is still so good.

The heifer rides on a rocket - awesome!

Decades of practice like a day!
The performances that can be selected for the school celebration also pay attention to explaining the level of Lu Gu's piano.

Being selected for the performance of the school celebration means that you have to live in the dormitory, and there will be mosquitoes in the dormitory.

But why haven't you been bitten by a mosquito?
Jiang Bai can't tell if it's luck or jealousy...or resentment towards mosquitoes, what the hell is co-authoring and only biting me? !
Eggplant: I'll take your mother to fight.

"Mosquitoes? Yes." Lu Gu touched Jiang Bai's bag with a smile, took out a bottle of Shuangfeiren from the bag and wiped it on Jiang Bai's arm.

I have to say that Shuangfei has something, at least it relieves itching, and it also has the effect of repelling mosquitoes. (Shuangfei people play money)
Jiang Bai will no longer perform his pain mask because of itching.

"There are mosquitoes, why didn't you get bitten?" Jiang Bai enjoyed the massage service of Shuangfei, and glanced at Lu Gu's little hand.

Smooth and delicate, without any potholes.

The first time Jiang Bai saw it before, he felt that this hand was used to play the piano, not to cook.

"Our senior sister is very foresighted. The previous mosquito net was not removed, so I kept it." Lu Gu explained.

Senior sister's mosquito net!Give Jiang Bai a critical blow directly. When he went to the dormitory, he had nothing, and some only had murals that had been pasted for many years.

Gentle senior sister...why did I meet a stingy senior, this senior who lived in the original dormitory almost took away the murals on the wall!

Mosquito nets are actually much better than mosquito coils and toilet water, sacrificing some circulating air in exchange for a good night's sleep.

It's worth it, unlike Jiang Bai who collapsed on the spot last night.

It took several minutes to react after being bitten, and by the time I realized, I was already bitten like a pack man.

The rehearsal has started again, and since yesterday, the rehearsal is once a day to ensure quality and safety.

This school celebration is very important.

During the rehearsal, Jiang Bai was also watched frequently, this bag is too conspicuous...

Even the director came to Jiang Bai, worried that this package would affect his performance or something.

Jiang Bai is heartbroken, this damn mosquito.

At the same time, the video posted at three o'clock in the morning actually became popular, and it directly topped the No.1 ranking list.

Although Jiang Bai had expected it, the heat was indeed much higher than Jiang Bai imagined.

This video perfectly shows that human happiness is based on other people's sadness.

Moreover, this video is very real and makes people feel uncomfortable, and the misery of the UP owner makes the audience willing to invest coins to buy mosquito repellent water and mosquito coils for the UP owner...

Anyway, various reasons led to the popularity of this video, this is only one day!There are already tens of thousands of people begging for a sequel.

Jiang Bai thought about it, but the sequel can also be filmed.

After the rehearsal, Jiang Bai found the school's supermarket. As soon as he entered the door, there were all kinds of anti-mosquito items, toilet water, electric mosquito coils, mosquito nets, mosquito repellent water, electric mosquito swatters... Anyway, a bunch of anti-mosquito items.

It seems that the owner of the school supermarket also knows that the school is full of mosquitoes, why didn't anyone remind me?Grass!
Jiang Bai bought every anti-mosquito thing, and tonight is staged - the revenge drama "Mosquito Excess"!
Tonight's wave is anti-killing, either you die, or you die!

Jiang Bai has already thought of the tragic situation of these mosquitoes dying under these props one by one.

"Student, do you want all of them?" asked the cashier at the supermarket.

"I want everything, pack it up, hum the mosquito!" Jiang Bai snorted, remembering the tragic experience last night.

The cashier saw Jiang Bai cheerfully carrying a bag of mosquito repellent props humming and leaving.

Think about Jiang Bai's bag like the Tathagata Buddha, and suddenly understand something.

"Another crazy one." The cashier looked at Jiang Bai's bouncing back and shook his head.

This is actually an unwritten tradition of Shangyin. Let the students feel the love from Shangyin mosquitoes on the first night.

I don't know why Shangyin's mosquitoes can't be killed cleanly, which makes the school very helpless.

Fortunately, these academies did not gossip around, but kept this secret well known only to Shangyin students.

In fact, it is not how much Shangyin students love Shangyin. In fact, they think this way:
Bites are bitten, why should I benefit the next generation of freshmen?
So this kind of tradition has been passed down from generation to generation. Every time a new student registers, it is time for the mosquitoes to eat the buffet.

When Jiang Bai learned about this tradition, he realized why those seniors were not particularly surprised when they looked at him.

And Jiang Bai didn't notice that other freshmen were bitten, and there were not many freshmen in the school celebration, which is normal.

There is also an unwritten rule in this tradition, do not attack girls... Really, pity the beauty (gritting teeth).

When Jiang Bai returned to the dormitory, he set up the camera, put it on the table, and put the oil paper bag in his hand on the bed.

After a day's rest, the swelling on my body has disappeared a little, but the swelling and itching still occur.

"Brothers, last night this group of forced mosquitoes bit me so badly." Jiang Bai didn't make the opening remarks directly, and got straight to the point.

"See what this is?" Jiang Bai lifted the bag and put the contents on the ground one by one.

Introduce while putting.

"Electric mosquito swatter, electric mosquito coil, toilet water, mosquito repellent water..." Jiang Bai introduced the same.

"Today, we all died together." Jiang Bai thought about the bitten body bag, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

"I'm telling you, mosquito! You have committed the unforgivable crime of blood-sucking without authorization under the Galactic Justice Law!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was old Xingtian.

Today, Mosquito and Jiang Bai must go together!
"Let you taste it, how fragrant the mosquito coils are." Jiang Bai directly placed five rows of mosquito coils on the ground.

Light them one by one, and within a short while the whole room is filled with the smell of mosquito coils.

Jiang Bai deliberately did not disperse the mosquitoes this morning, but managed the doors and windows.

None of the culprits from last night can get away today!
Since you are not benevolent, don't blame me for being unrighteous!
Mosquito: You can't afford it!
Then Jiang Bai picked up the electric mosquito swatter in the smoky dormitory, and danced the supernatural curse.

What is a mosquito overshoot? (Lean back).

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This week's black sheep selection results:
Go to the stars, soft girl!
Congratulations to her!
Acceptance Speech: For details, see the starting point in this chapter.

(This week is default

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