This up walks sideways

Chapter 253 Laughing so hard that my head flew off.

"Oh, it smells so good!"

In a few minutes, I finished Jiang Bai's packaged Malatang...

"That's it?" Nanni ate the last tofu skewer.

"Too little." Da Xia looked at Nanni's tofu skewers a little greedily.

What the two of them ate outside just now was Japanese food, Japanese food.

Sophisticated, less quantity.

Flashy, they weren't full anyway and would have liked something to eat on the way back.

As a result, just halfway there, I was notified that Dai Feng was already on his way home.

It hurts.

"Click." There was a sound of opening the bathroom door.

"Fuck, come out."

"There is a situation, quickly hide."

The two had a tacit understanding, and immediately ran back to their hiding place to hide.

"The Return of the Gods"

Prawn closed the wardrobe door, and Nanni put down the sheet.

It's as if nothing happened... Shit!

That empty Coke bottle and a few Malatang sticks seemed to represent something.

Jiang Bai didn't know anything, he wiped his hair with a towel and walked back to the room humming.

I haven't worn any pants yet, Jiang Bai is used to sleeping naked, but he must have left a pair of old bottoms.

Then the whole person fell on the bed.

Nanni felt that the world was shaking under the bed, which was outrageous.

If the bed collapsed at this time, it would be a miracle.

Nanni was a little flustered, wouldn't it really collapse?
Jiang Bai still didn't know anything, turned on the air conditioner and picked up the laptop to open the small broken station.

Sweep the hot list of stations!
After 5 minutes, Jiang Bai felt a little thirsty.

He vaguely remembered that the Coke was placed on the bedside table, but Jiang Bai didn't look at it, his eyes were fixed on the computer screen and his hands went directly to the bedside table to grab the Coke.

As soon as I grabbed it and tried to unscrew it, I found that something was wrong, and there was a big problem.

"Fuck?"

Why is my coke gone?What about my big bottle of Coke?

Jiang Bai rubbed his eyes to make sure he was right.

I seem to have just taken a sip.

The hidden prawns and Nanni knew it when they heard Jiang Bai's "Fuck".

The show is about to begin.

"Fuck?" Jiang Bai has already found that Malatang is gone.

Is there anyone else in the family?

If it's a thief, how dare you be? I'm still at home, why are you stealing?

"anyone there?"

Jiang Bai panicked, but not completely panicked.

No one answered, only Jiang Bai's echo in the room.

Da Xia held up the video on his mobile phone in the closet and shook his head.

I am no longer a man!prawns!

"Fuck." Jiang Bai stood up like a carp, put on his shoes and went to the living room to have a look.

Big problem!

There is no living room, Jiang Bai started to check the house...

Toilet, no, I just came out.

Lu Gu's room?Not right.

Where else?

Jiang Bai scratched his head, the truth is a bit incomprehensible, where else can you hide?
When I finally got back to my room, I was still confused.

Am I not amnesia?Did I really drink the Coke?I also finished eating those Malatang?

But I really don't have any memory!

Jiang Bai took a pair of shorts in the living room, so that no one was really there.

Not wearing pants affects performance.

Prawn felt that the progress was too slow now, so he decided to work hard.

"Kang, kuang, kuang." Da Xia gently knocked on the wardrobe door.

Originally, Jiang Bai was facing the bed, and he turned back quickly when he heard this voice!
"Inside the closet!" Jiang Bai was very determined.

I want to see who you are, and Jiang Bai has a little guess at the moment.

Tricky?Either a thief or an acquaintance.

Nanni could see Jiang Bai approaching the closet step by step from the bottom, and he had already started laughing.

You delivered it to your door before the time came?
Bring the wind, dish!

Through the gap in the closet, prawn can see Jiang Bai approaching him step by step.

It's not good at night.

Guessing is guessing, but this feeling of unknown is really uncomfortable.

Da Xia watched Jiang Bai pull open the door of the closet, and then...

"Ah, ah, ah, damn it!" Jiang Bai fell directly on the bed.

Open the door to a kobold, surprise or surprise.

Jiang Bai's facial expression twisted at the moment of falling, and then deformed.

Is this the Shapeshifting Brothers?Love love love.

Scared out tap dance の windy sauce.

"Stay Calm"

If Jiang Bai has any sports bracelet at the moment, it is estimated that the reminder given by the sports bracelet is like this.

"Your heart rate is too fast and you can explode"

Jiang Bai fell on the bed, very confused.

Then saw the familiar kobold mask.

"Damn it, I knew it was a trick, who the hell are you?" Jiang Bai slowed down for a long time before he came back, and asked angrily.

"Guess who I am?" Da Xia didn't take off his mask, hey, it was just for fun.

"Boston Lobster!!" Jiang Bai gritted his teeth.

We've filmed two seasons of variety shows together, if you don't recognize his voice, you'll be damned.

Jiang Bai: "I haven't even worn my pants yet!!"

Boston Lobster: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

The prawns laughed their heads off, just now Jiang Bai's movements were like a tap dance.

And the flowing hairstyle that hasn't dried yet because I just washed my hair.

It completely hit the point of prawn's laugh, and it may be because he just held back for too long.

Anyway, the prawns laughed wildly at Jiang Bai.

"Brother, what are you doing!" Jiang Bai asked angrily.

Isn't this kind of trickery too low-level?

"Hmph." The prawn snorted twice, but didn't speak.

Jiang Bai got up and put on his slippers for an explanation.

Da Xia looked at Jiang Bai with a half-smile in the closet.

"Do you know why I want to trick you?" Da Xia pursed his lips into a smile.

"I don't know." Jiang Bai had completely forgotten about using a teddy bear to trick the two of them.

But Jiang Bai has no memory, the Internet has it.

Just that tricky Jiang Bai was recognized as the king of tricky by the living area.

As victims, Da Xia and Nanni naturally wanted revenge.

"Of course it's because..." Da Xia put it off.

"Because of what?" Jiang Bai stepped forward, focusing on the prawn.

"Of course it's for revenge!"

"Revenge!?" Jiang Bai seemed to think of something!
But Nanni didn't give Jiang Bai time to react, he came out directly from under the bed and grabbed Jiang Bai's feet.

Poor Jiang Bai...

A brace!

Send Jiang Bai away directly!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jiang Bai directly started the C language mode.

On a hot day, he was so angry that he was trembling all over, his feet were cold, and he flew into the air.

He didn't even take off his shoes, but was scared by the long-haired man in red and fell on the bed.

Step back!This is called retreat step, retreat ejection!
"Hahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter." Nanni popped out from under the bed.

Da Xia laughed so hard that he twitched in the closet.

Enough about you two!
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Ahem, I forgot to do last week's black sheep.

sin sin.

But last week it turned out to be a double horse!The two black sheep got a tie.

It's sloppy, but I like it.

Congratulations!

The dirt dog in the first grade of junior high school deprives you of your great wisdom.

Their acceptance speech was!
blah blah blah blah...

By the way, yesterday's subscription was only [-], which is very painful.

My average subscription is more than 600, and the daily subscription is only [-]. Give me some help from xdm~~~

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