This up walks sideways

Chapter 255 Winking Game (Two in One)

"There is a big anchor in the host area who has over a million fans that day. Do you think the popularity is high?" Nanni asked with a smile.

"Fuck."

Jiang Bai called out.

Such a fan speed Jiang Bai has only seen on Bingbing's body...

The three of them were feasting, when suddenly the table was knocked on the table by a strong man with a flushed face reeking of alcohol.

"Brother... brother, drink... a glass?" The man held a beer bottle at the three of them.

"you recognize?"

"do not know."

"Who is this?"

The three of them faced each other, a little confused.

"Sorry sorry sorry, he's drunk." His companion came over and dragged him away.

???

"See, don't drink, or don't expect me to drag you back." Jiang Bai looked at the prawn who was just about to lift the bottle.

"Hey hey." Da Xia put down the bottle with a smile.

It would be embarrassing to fall by the side of the road, let alone a public figure.

It is not allowed to record this dog thing and make it black history, and when will there be a public execution.

"Drink, why don't you drink." Nanni raged wildly.

"Climbing, crawling, you carry me back when I fall down?" Prawn didn't pay any attention to this guy's fire.

"I'll carry it!"

"I believe?"

Shock!The two good brothers have a crisis of trust.

The three of them were like gluttons, almost eating the whole table.

"Do you want to record another episode and mix up a manuscript?" Jiang Bai suddenly had a good idea.

Anyway, it's only past ten o'clock now. For the UP owner, after ten o'clock is just the beginning of nightlife...

"An extra episode?" Nanni was a little curious.

But the prawns were different. He agreed immediately: "Okay! What are you recording?"

Not only because of Jiang Bai, but also because... the prawn really lacks material.

Last year, I set a small goal of [-] changes a year, but it turned out to be less than [-] changes throughout the whole year.

But this can also get the top [-], which can show the strength of prawns. Even so, prawns can mix as many as they can.

Because this year he set up a video with seventy updates a year, no, it's already June, and half of it has not been reached.

As expected of you.

"Come to record a challenge, but you have to find Lu Gu first." Jiang Bai rubbed his hands.

"Sister Gu? She told us that she spent the night at Puff's today." Nanni sold Lu Gu immediately.

"it is good."

Jiang Bai asked Weird Ji and successfully found Puff's house...

Sure enough, Weird Ji had an unusual relationship with Puff.

I even know my home address, tsk tsk tsk.

The three of them sneaked into the apartment complex where Puff lived like thieves.

"We are like stalkers." Prawn complained.

"Who are we following?" Jiang Bai was dumbfounded.

"It's just a feeling." Da Xia touched his nose.

"Grass."

I finally found Puff's house in the dark, what the hell is going on with the street lights in this neighborhood.

Why don't you open it? !
"Kang, kuang, kuang." Jiang Bai knocked on the door of Puff's house.

"Who is it?" Lu Gu's voice came unexpectedly.

Good guy, it really is hiding here.

"I."

"Huh?" Lu Gu opened the door and saw three big men standing at the door.

"Listen to my sophistry... No, explain." Lu Gu wanted to cry but had no tears.

It was sold? !

Boston Lobster!Nanny OK!You two are dead!
Da Xia and Nanni didn't know at all that they offended two UP owners at once tonight...

Good guy.

"Hey, with the wind?" Puff came out of the room and saw Jiang Bai and his two younger brothers in the living room.

Then she took a playful look at Lu Gu, obviously she knew why Lu Gu had fled here tonight.

Take the wind pit and hide here, what is the situation now?
Bring the wind to the door hahahahaha?
"Student Lu Gu, wait for me for today's matter!" Jiang Bai looked at Lu Gu and threatened.

"What do you want?" Lu Gu asked weakly.

Then he gave Da Xia and Nanni a sharp look.

The prawn took half a step back...

"Are you serious about taking a half step back? A small movement can cause so much damage?" Nanni's mobile phone music player suddenly rang.

It fits the current scene very well, and several people laughed at that time.

"Hey, your background music..." Da Xia was speechless.

"You must not come here to seek revenge, right?" Puff found a pair of glasses from nowhere...

Pushed and pushed, making the look of Edogawa Conan.

"Are you interested in playing a small family game?" Jiang Bai threw bricks to attract jade.

"Family games?"

"I'm afraid you and Sister Gu are the only family. We are a little game. Are you right, ah little." When Puff said this, he looked at Nanni.

"Me? Ah little?" Nanni was confused.

According to the car no doubt!Copy away Copy away!
"I want this part, when will I show Weird Ji." Jiang Bai silently held up the camera.

"Fuck you." Puff was usually called "Big Brother" woman, so she was naturally rude.

What's more, the few people present are relatively familiar UP hosts, and they have collaborated at least two videos, so they can be regarded as relatively familiar.

"Yo yo yo, isn't this a puff? I saw you denying the matter between you and Wei Weiji in the post a few days ago." Da Xia saw it and started to tease her.

"Did you say last year that you won't update the challenge in the future, but it turned out that there were two updates this year." Puff rolled his eyes.

"Hahahaha grass."

In fact, you can't trust the news of the UP master of the broken station, such as a certain My World Five.

Last month, they also said that it was impossible to reunite (one of the groups), but they ended up recording a roller coaster together that month.

Slap in the face.

"That is, Puff, you admitted to being with Weird Ji, um~ huh?" Jiang Bai made a loving gesture.

"Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"

"Why are you carrying Pinru's wardrobe?"

"You are so rude!"

"Let's get down to business, Dai Feng just said about playing family games?" Puff directly avoided the topic.

"Don't change the subject."

"What do you mean by playing small family games?" Puff didn't listen to Jiang Bai's speech, and asked himself.

Presumably already immunized.

"Winking game, a small game I made myself." Jiang Bai smiled.

"Color games? Xiaopozhan can't play with colors, let's talk about them privately, and I'll share with you..." Da Xia smiled and revealed the facts of his many websites.

"You're wrong."

"Old man."

"I'm not old!"

"Okay! Closer to home again, what are the rules?" Puff continued to ask.

"When I record later, I will say, Puff, can the sofa in your living room be moved?" Jiang Bai asked.

Sit on the floor and wink, no need for these couches.

If there is a sofa, one of the five people will definitely be in the blind spot of the lens.

There will be no such restrictions on the ground, but a referee is still needed.

"Need a referee, how about we play five rounds?" Jiang Bai asked.

Five rounds, exactly two rounds?Not bad.

"Then I'll be the referee for the first round?" Puff recommended himself.

"Okay, then turn on the camera and start. Finish recording early and stop work early. Editing is not a problem, just leave it to me." Jiang Bai took over the editing work.

Editing this kind of thing is zero cost for Jiang Bai, it doesn't matter.

"Is the camera on?" Shrimp has already started recording.

"It's been a long way, and some of the words I just gave you are tidbits." Jiang Bai said with a smile.

"If you don't delete it, I'll fight you hard." Speaking of puffs, I became anxious.

"It won't expose things that you don't like to expose. I mean the bickering between you and the prawns, which can be used as tidbits." Jiang Bai shook his head.

"That's all right."

"How do you feel that you are swearing?" Jiang Bai frowned.

"Get rid of the feeling and be confident, I'm just scolding you."

"Hahahahaha, I want this part!" Da Xia made a decision for Jiang Bai.

"Let's just take this as a tidbit. I think it's feasible." Nanni also nodded.

"Good guy, the minority obeys the majority, student with wind, follow the command." Lu Gu also spoke.

"Gah, forcing the palace?" Jiang Bai was furious.

"Hmm, what is forced palace? It's not that we have to record." Nanni said.

"That's right." Prawn said guiltily.

"Shrimp, you have the nerve to say yes." Jiang Bai rolled his eyes.

Prawns who are present are the ones who need mixed manuscripts the most, well, you still are.

"Hey." Da Xia rubbed his head and laughed.

Several people formed a circle, and now the recording officially started.

"Today we are going to play a little family game! Now let me introduce the rules~"

"After a while, the referee will ask us questions. When answering the questions, we need to stand up. The first person to answer the question must say one word, the second two words, and so on. The last person who does not answer will accumulate one point. "Jiang Bai briefly said the rules.

The person with the most points will accept the severe punishment!
"Whether you understand or not, just watch it!" Jiang Bai finally injected his soul.

Such a simple rule...does it really have a show effect?
Everyone was very skeptical, so I played a trial game first, but there was no program effect.

So Jiang Bai added some rules, such as two people standing together need to be punished, and they must answer quickly for no more than three seconds.

Then I decided to be the first to be the referee. Puff played for the first time, and there must be no show effect.

Need an old hand to bring ~
Games start!
"Excuse me, what's in the zoo?"

"Abaabaaba..." Puff quickly stood up, and then Abbababa didn't say a word for a long time.

That's it?

"What are you doing standing up?" Prawn asked curiously.

She couldn't tell what she was doing when she stood up.

"I don't see anyone standing up." Puff replied weakly.

"Hahaha grass, self-sacrificing puff meow."

Puff failed the first round, so she was the referee.

"Excuse me, what is your favorite animal?"

Soon, two figures stood up at the same time and said, "Cat!"

He turned his head in surprise when he heard the voice.

"..." Jiang Bai was silent suddenly, feeling very tired.

Why is this so, standing up almost at the same time!

Student Lu Gu, although your pet is called a black cat, it is actually a golden retriever!

"What's the deal with this situation now?" Puff asked with a smile.

She likes this situation, and she is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

"Guess the punch."

Usually this kind of luck-based game is Lu Gu's strong point...

If Jiang Bai wins, it's outrageous. Can this non-chieftain win Ouhuang?

Lu Gu was the referee.

"Can we slow down the progress a bit, and don't grab the first place every time, okay? There is no program effect." Jiang Bai said.

"well."

"understood."

"Excuse me, what's the first thing you do after entering the door?" Lu Gu asked.

Jiang Bai stood up and grabbed the first place, as if it wasn't him who said that sentence just now.

But what's the use of grabbing fast, you have to be right.

"Take off your shoes!"

The first person had to say a word, so Jiang Baibai gave it.

"Hahahahahaha!"

""No Show Effect""

"The effect of the program exploded, isn't it!"

Jiang Bai is the referee.

"Excuse me, what are the things to do in bed at night? Now start with two words as the bottom line."

After finishing speaking, Nanni stood up: "Hand punch!"

The prawns also got up: "Hand punch!"

"Hahahahahaha can this be broadcast?"

"It's outrageous."

The two girls blushed with laughter, and said in the video, can these things really be broadcast?
"Okay, let's go to the quick question and answer session! The number of words is not limited." Jiang Bai decided to continue to be a referee.

"May I ask the neon actress you are most familiar with!" Jiang Bai said with a smile.

This is a routine, and I have to say something.

"Aragaki Satomi!" Nanni stood up and looked at Da Xia with a smile.

Da Xia gritted his teeth: "Cang..."

"This cannot be played!"

After that, it took a long time to record the material that Jiang Bai was satisfied with. It was already one o'clock in the morning.

Spend the night on the sofa at Puff's house, and I'm going home today.

……

In a blink of an eye, May is over, June [-]st.

"Where's my Children's Day gift?" Lu Guda lay beside Jiang Bai's bed early in the morning and looked at him.

"Hey." Jiang Bai grabbed the fish cat sleeping soundly on the bedside table and handed it to Lu Gu.

???

Yumao: I should be under the car, not in the car.

"Then should I give you the black cat?" Lu Gu called a golden retriever in with a dark face.

Seeing the black cat Jiang Bai feels uncomfortable.

You said why is a good golden retriever called a black cat.

Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature?

"I don't care, I want a gift." Lu Gu played a rogue.

Jiang Bai is a little bit pained.

You said that you, a person who knows more than your parents, celebrate Children's Day?
Children's Day is coming, so do things that are not suitable for children?

"Go out to play?" Jiang Bai asked.

"Don't go."

"Choose some presents?"

"No."

Sorry, what do you want?

"Then what are you doing?"

"want."

? ? ? ? ?

……

June NO.14, Dragon Boat Festival.

Early in the morning, Jiang Bai and Lu Gu were woken up by crackling firecrackers.

"What the hell? Why did Shanghai still set off firecrackers?" Jiang Bai opened the window with a black face to see the situation.

"What's going on?" Lu Gu was a little confused and rubbed his eyes.

I saw Jiang Bai inquiring about the situation at the window.

"It seems that a new store in the community has opened?" Jiang Bai narrowed his eyes.

"I'm asking about firecrackers, how dare he do that."

All kinds of fireworks and firecrackers are prohibited in Shanghai City!This guy is so bold that he dared to set off firecrackers in the community.

This neighborhood is the inner ring of Shanghai, and most of the people are wealthy.

Naturally, Shanghai attaches great importance to environmental management here, and ordered the prohibition of setting off fireworks and firecrackers.

Is this Dauntless?Would you rather be punished and go to prison to set off firecrackers to announce the opening of your new store?
"Go, go and see this big guy." Jiang Bai has already called this warrior in his heart.

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Brothers, this book has broken through the second level today!
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! ~
(End of this chapter)