This up walks sideways

Chapter 280: Shanghai Winter Swimming Monster Pigeon, Ollie! (two in one)

Jiang Bai and his team brought the four girls to an ancient milk tea shop next to them.

This ancient tea milk tea shop was carefully selected by them, because its ancient tea signboard was not hung on the shop.

So they won't see it.

"Hey, it's here." Jiang Bai pointed to the ancient milk tea and said.

"We recommend that you sing with your shoulders crossed, or you may run away with some thin-skinned people."

"Can you not sing?"

"no!"

"We all sang, we can't just die in our society."

"Glow and add luster to the show effect!"

The girl group had no choice but to walk over together, arm in arm.

The waiter was a little surprised to see these beautiful ladies...

What kind of strange species is this? !
"Start!" Jiang Bai shouted and ran immediately, leaving only one camera in place.

As soon as Jiang Bai ran, the others followed suit.

On the way back to school.

"I really want to see what the scene will be!" Jiang Bai said that his head was laughing.

"You can see it when you look at the material later, and it will probably be very funny."

"I can already imagine it hahahahahaha!" Weird Ji laughed until her stomach ached.

At this time, the girls who were still in Guming had already started singing.

Fortunately, Jiang Bai and his party have gone far, otherwise they will definitely stop them: don't speak up!
Facing the surprised gaze of the waiter's younger brother, Puff bit the bullet and opened his voice.

In any case, Puff is the oldest person present, so he can be regarded as the backbone of the girls.

"You love me~I love you~Mixue Bingcheng is sweet!~"

Although there are [-] million points out of tune, I can still hear the words of Michelle Bingcheng.

After singing a song, Xiaotuanzichan naturally leaned over to look at the little brother at the front desk.

"Is it possible to waive the bill?"

Little brother is a little panicked...

"Well, we don't have this activity here." The little brother replied weakly.

"What's the matter, you can see this activity on the Internet." Lu Gu checked the small website.

The hot list is all singing Michelle Bingcheng for free.

"Well... there is really no activity on our side." The little brother said helplessly seeing these beautiful sisters.

"Then why are there such comments on the Internet!" Corgi couldn't help it either.

Anyone who dies and can't get things will be angry.

Muster up the courage to finish singing such a shameful thing... there is nothing to take.

Since you have nothing to take, why didn't you say it earlier? ?
"Maybe it's because they sang it in Michelle Ice City."

"What does this mean?" Lu Gu suddenly had an ominous premonition.

I turned my head and saw that the group of boys had all slipped away...

The ominous premonition is even heavier!

"Because this is ancient tea, Mixue Bingcheng is on the opposite side." The little brother pointed helplessly at the opposite side.

"sorry Sorry!"

"excuse me."

A few of them fled in despair, and they still didn't forget to take the camera away when they left.

Especially Corgi clenched her fists, she was the first to ask a question just now.

"Sisters, I'm very angry now." Xiaotuanzi ran to the side of the road trembling with cold legs.

The legendary chill!
"I'm angry too, don't mention it."

"Unfortunate, how can there be such a cheap person!" Lu Gu was very angry when he thought of Jiang Bai's expression just now.

"What should I do now, I feel like my society is dead."

"This is the autism challenge, right? The wind is specially designed for us?"

"Go back and find their theory?"

"Farewell, that's all for this video, come back next time to trick me?" Lu Gu suggested.

"Okay, think of a good way, this wave is really the scene of social death!"

On the other side, the boys who had already returned to the dormitory.

"Come here! Sister Gu sent me a message to let me wait to die!" Jiang Bai said with a mournful face.

"Coincidentally, me too." Weird Ji's face darkened.

"Who came up with the idea." Master Dao probably also looked at the phone, and his face was not very good.

"It's all over, let's do it first."

"Yes."

"really."

"I suspect that they will come back with tricks, everyone be careful." Jiang Bai was a little scared.

Classmate Lu Gu's ability to play tricks is no less than her own, she still has something to do with tricks.

"What are you panicking about?"

"Fearless!"

It was night in a blink of an eye, Wanxiu and the others went out to the park to play bumper cars and visit the nearby illuminated night market.

That is to say, Jiang Bai told them that late repairs can escape, otherwise these few people might still be stupidly sitting in the classroom and writing their homework.

Suddenly these people discovered the strange species...

"Isn't this...?" The corners of Jiang Bai's mouth rose slightly.

I have heard his name for many years, but today is the first time I see him!

"Yes, it's him!"

"Fuck?"

"Don't be dumb, who is this?" Master Dao looked helplessly at the group taking pictures in front of him.

"You don't know?" Brother Beizi's eyes widened.

Well, not much.

"I don't know, who is this? Riddler get out of the Shanghai Stock Exchange!" Master Dao complained without thinking.

"You have lived in Shanghai for so long, you are one of the famous people in Shanghai!" Ma Huan hugged his chest against the one in front of him:

An old man with a bare upper body and wearing black sweatpants.

At this time, the old man was walking in a strange posture with his back arched.

"Fuck? I remembered!"

"Shanghai Winter Swimming Strange Pigeon!"

"Yes! It's him hahahahaha."

"Whether he is mentally ill or not, what he said is not wrong in most cases, but the expression is a bit exaggerated." Jiang Bai saw passers-by scolding him for something wrong, and he couldn't see it.

The strange pigeon is a star in the ghost animal area.

Is it your turn to insult at will?

What qualities!

"That's right, I don't know if I'm really stupid or not. Anyway, I think that if someone falls into the water in winter, he must be the first to jump in to save them." Bo Ai responded beside him.

Although the strange pigeon is more performance art.

But there is nothing wrong with what he did and the so-called famous quotes he said.

Spread positive energy, don't shiver.

Jiang Bai and the others walked around until the school was about to close before going back.

On the way back, I ran into a strange pigeon again, so we started a discussion again.

"He rides a bicycle every time and wears shorts to go out. When I took a taxi to the headquarters of Pozhan, the taxi driver seemed to know him, and he let out a haha, and the guy replied wishing you well hahahahaha." Weird Ji laughed wildly.

Perhaps the scene at that time impressed him deeply.

"Crazy, hahahaha, I have a sense of the picture!" Jiang Bai laughed like crazy.

He had long heard that there was such a man of God nearby, but he had never seen it before.

Seeing it today really deserves its reputation!
"The world laughs at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others for not being able to see through." Bo Ai recited a line of poetry pretending to be elegant.

"Cut, shit, the school is about to be closed!!"

"Let's go!"

"What are you panicking about? What, it's nine fifty, what the fuck."

Several people ran to the school in a panic.

10 minutes to run back from the night market to study, although a bit reluctant, but not impossible.

"What the hell...the 1-meter sprint is so fast!" When I ran back to school, the school gate closed in one minute.

Just as he rushed into the dormitory, the bell rang.

"Ten o'clock, perfect!"

"Perfect, you big-headed ghost, who told you to go to see the strange pigeon, so we didn't come back until ten o'clock." Bo Ai rolled his eyes.

"Then what should we do with our homework?" Jiang Bai is worried about this, and he doesn't know what to do with his homework.

They were hit by teachers of various subjects to varying degrees today!
What acting talent, singing, dancing, anyway, if the homework fails or is not written or handed in, the teacher plays it miserably.

This wave of operations made this group of elderly UP masters overwhelmed.

"That's right, Brother Beizi, we didn't do our homework at ten o'clock, what should we do?" Master Dao asked.

In the beginning, it was Bei Zi who wanted to see the Hudong Swimming Monster Pigeon, but it took half an hour.

There was an hour left for them to do their homework, and that would all be gone.

"What are you panicking about? Write it now." As he spoke, Brother Beizi took out his homework book and subject books.

"What's the matter with the Chinese homework today? Endorsement?" Wei Wei Ji was most worried about this.

Pipa OK!
Although Weird Ji must have memorized it before, but now she has almost forgotten it!

Otherwise, how could he pretend to be sick in Chinese class and go to the infirmary to escape this dictation!

"Cross the dormitory!" Jiang Bai went directly to the next dormitory to endorse with the Chinese class representative.

The Chinese class representative teacher did not choose this group of UP masters as the Chinese class representative.

Because the representative of the Chinese class is going to draw back!

He didn't worry that these slippery UP masters would endorse seriously, so he chose a student who used to be in his class as the class representative.

"Class representative, I will memorize the book." Jiang Bai raised the Chinese book and shouted at the class representative.

"Okay." The class representative pushed his glasses.

Take the language document in Jiang Bai's hand.

"...Who is crying the most among the seats, Jiangzhou Sima's green shirt is wet!" Jiang Bai memorized the whole piece without missing a word.

Just graduated, big brother, even if you forget quickly, it is impossible to forget the key ancient poems.

The next one is Weird Ji, because no one in their dormitory dare to recite it except Weird Ji.

I couldn't memorize any of them, and to be honest, Wei Qiji didn't memorize them either.

It's just luck.

He just wanted the Chinese class representative to give him a reminder, and then recite it while reminding him.

In addition, I have a little memory from memorizing it before.

Wouldn't this just be memorized?

But Weird Ji still underestimated the representative of the Chinese class...

"... two or three plucks on the shaft." Wei Wei Ji was interrupted by the class representative before she finished reciting.

"Three or two plucks on the shaft." The class representative's calm tone filled Weird Girl with hope.

Is it really possible to pass the test with the reminder of the class representative? !

"Oh, the shaft plucked the string three or two times..." Weird Ji got stuck again.

"A word of reminder~"

"not yet."

"Flirt before...not...before making a tune!"

Jiang Bai thought that Weird Ji had read this sentence, and then...

God is so flirtatious hahahahahaha!
Nima is outrageous!
"Sentiment first." The representative of the Chinese class was sweating soy bean emoticons on the spot.

What is polluting my ears!

"I didn't expect you to be such a weird girl!"

"Unexpected!"

"Don't teach bad kids, Weird Girl."

The family and friends behind Weird Ji are there to "cheer him up".

Weird Ji went back and stared at them on the spot, and found that although she had four eyes, she still couldn't stare at these people.

Maybe they have ten eyes together.

"Damn it, stop arguing!" Weird Ji walked back to the Chinese class representative cursing.

"Xianxian suppressed her voice and thought, as if complaining that she has no ambitions in her life, and continued with the formalities with low eyebrows..." Wei Wei Ji raised her eyebrows at the class representative.

"You don't memorize it very well, so go back and recite it when you are familiar with it." The class representative returned the book to Wei Qi Ji directly.

Weird Ji was a little confused.

There are only three chances to be reminded? !

Sure enough, he is from Huaguo, the old saying of Huaguo is good!
Nothing but three!

At this time, the class representative had already gone to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, so Wei Wei Ji had no choice but to go back to the dormitory.

"Yo yo yo, this is a weird girl, have you finished memorizing it yet?"

"No."

"It's just been a few minutes since we didn't see each other?"

"Don't force me to be rough even if you are so weird!" Weird Ji threatened.

"Huh?" Jiang Bai straightened his back.

Well, a little taller than Weird Girl.

How to say?Threat of force?

It's not that Jiang Bai said it badly, Weird Ji is the one with the lowest force value...

"Excuse me. Excuse me."

"Lights off at 10:30, it's almost time now." Jiang Bai looked at his watch.

"Do you want to do your homework? If you block the door, you won't be able to see the light." Ma Huan was still a little worried about tomorrow's homework.

This is really restored!
Even the worry of not being able to sleep without doing homework has been restored very thoroughly.

"Don't bother, I've brought a desk lamp."

"Lighting the lamp to read at night, I really have you!"

"By the way, do you know that there will be a morning test tomorrow?" Jiang Bai asked.

The whole class got down on the ground in today's class meeting, Jiang Bai braced his head and listened for a while.

Morning test tomorrow!
"What is the morning test?"

"What exactly are you measuring?"

"Morning test, a combination of liberal arts such as Chinese, foreign language, geography, and history, is a unique method in Yizhong." Jiang Bai explained.

The morning test time is not fixed.

It may be only once a semester, or it may be tested every morning.

Catch you off guard.

"Don't panic." Ma Huan shook his head.

"That's right, the test is not panic at all, anyway, we are just here to record a variety show." Bei Zi laughed.

"That's right, it's fine to just scribble, and there is no requirement for us to score in the test, right?"

After a few people made up their homework for a while, they found out.

Today's homework will not be finished in a short time!
"Are you still writing?"

"I don't want to write anymore."

"Never mind him, whoever you love."

"Turn off the lights and play music!" Jiang Bai sighed.

Everyone plans to stop doing homework, so I can't be out of the group.

"I want to listen to the DJ!" Weird Ji smiled and ran to the side of the light to turn it on and off.

The dormitory suddenly became a twinkle.

At this moment, a ghost song suddenly sounded in Ma Huan's cell phone.

"Those who blackmail me, are you dogs?" "

Daoist's famous scene.

"Fuck, Ma Huan, you are a dog!"

"Hahahahahaha, good! Horse fantasy is amazing!"

"It's so beautiful, is this ghost and animal dancing?"

Just as these people were dancing, the door of the dormitory was opened.

The dormitory manager led several teachers to watch them use the dormitory as a disco, flicking the flashlight of their mobile phones.

"...You guys will go down to the second floor later." The steward glanced at them.

The second floor of the dormitory is where the dormitory supervisor and the school security captain live.

This group of restless sleepers is specially punished here.

"It's over, it's probably a small one." Jiang Bai lowered his head and panicked.

My feet were still shaking when I reached the second floor.

"Damn it, are you suffering from sequelae? Forgot that we are not students, can't you remember us?" Master Dao looked helpless.

"Yes!" Jiang Bai came to his senses all of a sudden.

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A little water, this chapter is not in the state.

(End of this chapter)