This up walks sideways
Chapter 285 =
Chapter 285 =
But the roommate group in the fourth circle is completely dead.
Weird Ji lost the bet this time.
But they didn't expressly stipulate what to bet on, they just laughed it off.
On the fourth lap, the two of them started to walk out of breath, chatting as they walked.
He didn't care about a shadow flying beside him at all.
And passed.
The two of them changed from the first and second in the first three laps to the last one and second in the back.
"How are they so fast?"
"It's all about participation."
The two of them started to walk slowly like salted fish.
But on the last lap, that changed.
Ma Huan and Brother Bei Zi seem to have a tacit understanding, and they start to accelerate almost at the same time.
The audience in the audience were dumbfounded.
Especially this group of UP masters.
"Are they winning the penultimate place?"
"I guess I don't want to be the last one."
"That's right, the penultimate one must sound a bit better than the penultimate one."
At this moment, Brother Bei Zi and Ma Huan were galloping.
The two people have similar physiques and heights, so the speed is also similar.
Now it's up to who will fight harder, Brother Beizi is running as hard as he can.
"Brother Beizi, you are not kind!"
"Each each other!"
Two people can still talk while running...
In the end, Bei Zige won the No.2000 ranking from the bottom of the 2-meter long-distance race with a slight advantage!
Let's applaud and congratulate!
The reason Jiang Bai also found out, Bei Zige first raced to catch up.
Tsk, Brother Beizi is too scheming.
"Brother Beizi, you are a dog." Ma Huan, who found out that he had won the last place, began to complain.
"To each other." Brother Bei Zi was very humble.
"Nima!"
The two wrestled, and in the end, Ma, who looked stronger, pressed Beizi on the ground and rubbed him...
And the 2000-meter relay run between Boai and Daoye is nothing to watch at all.
It's nothing more than... Master Dao takes over!
Dropping the stick... Finally, it was hard to pass the stick to Bo Ai.
Bo Ai threw the baton with a backhand and ran away.
What is a 2000-meter relay master? (lean back)
Anyway, the scene at that time was very chaotic and very funny.
It is simply the source of happiness for this school sports meeting!
It was night when all the projects were done.
Tonight, the school is very generous to give a one-night vacation, and the school gate is open.
In other words, there is no need to repair late tonight.
Good thing!
"No late repair tonight." Jiang Bai reminded.
"Then what's the whole point?" Weird Ji asked.
Finally so many people get together.
Add more goods to enrich your material library, perfect!
"What's the whole point? Autistic challenge?" Jiang Bai asked.
"No." Bo Ai gave Jiang Bai a white look.
Boai, as the first generation of victims of the autism challenge, suffered greatly from it.
"I have a good job, but I haven't been able to find anyone to play with. Who wants to join me?" Weird Ji thought for a while.
He took out one of his treasured scripts.
"Me!" Jiang Bai stood up immediately.
Weird Ji's screenwriting ability is not covered, Weird Ji was a best-selling author of reasoning before becoming a UP master.
The script he took out probably has something to it.
"Okay, I sent you a WeChat message, and the recording will start later." Wei Wei Ji smiled.
Jiang Bai started laughing when he saw the script.
The name of the playbook is:
"When the boy next to you is going to have sex reassignment surgery"
It is mainly to trick passers-by, this kind of trick is not the kind of trick that uses hands and feet.
Instead, he used words to trick passers-by, and made the customers sitting next to him laugh out loud through the outrageous dialogue between the two people.
Bo Ai, Ma Huan, and Brother Bei Zi immediately came over to watch together.
After reading the script, the corners of his mouth curled into a smile.
Reading the text version of the script can make people laugh, which shows that this script has quite a lot of laughs.
"There should be some time left after recording this, to play board games?" Bo Ai was not far behind.
There is not much time for so many big UP masters to get together, so we have to make good use of it.
So Po Ai came up with his treasured idea.
"Finish recording this first, and I will memorize the script." Jiang Bai shook his head.
Bo Ai is to buy props for the next board game punishment.
"Don't memorize it too seriously, just know the general process." Weird Ji reminded.
Jiang Bai nodded.
Half an hour later, Jiang Bai had fully understood the direction of the script.
"Walk?"
"Go to the milk tea shop, there are many people there."
So the two walked into the Michelle Ice City...
They each ordered a cup of lemon tea and were looking for a suitable prankster.
"How about that?" Jiang Bai looked at a table of young ladies.
"I think it's good." Weird Ji agreed.
There are two ladies at this table, drinking milk tea quietly.
Chat a few words from time to time.
This is not the point, the point is that the appearance is still good.
Among passers-by, it is considered a god-like face.
It must be very attractive in the video.
Jiang Bai and Weird Ji immediately took lemon tea and sat at the table next to the young lady.
And then...the script begins!
"It's been a long time since I saw you." Jiang Bai started.
"It's often seen. We've known each other for so long." Wei Wei Ji took a sip of lemon tea.
The young lady took a look at them and then continued to play with her mobile phone.
This is also because their voices are a bit loud.
"It seems that we can hear us." Jiang Bai thought.
"I've been so busy recently." Jiang Bai helped his forehead.
"Hey, there is something I want to confess to you." Weird Ji started!
Please start your show.
"You say." Jiang Bai pursed his lips.
He was afraid that he couldn't help laughing later.
"I'm telling you seriously, we've been friends for ten years..." Weird Ji pretended to be depressed.
Jiang Bai's facial muscles twitched wildly.
"Yeah." Jiang Bai nodded and pretended to be calm.
At this time, Bo Ai and Ma Huan had bought the props for punishment later and came back to Mixue Ice City.
I ordered a cup of pearl milk tea and sat not far away to watch the show.
"I'm going to have sex reassignment surgery." Weird Ji's eyes suddenly lit up.
Jiang Bai had to admire Weird Ji's acting skills.
Hearing these words, the young lady at the next table suddenly looked this way, and then the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.
Pupil Earthquake!
He kept tapping his phone, probably complaining about his best friend who was on the opposite side.
The best friend opposite her had her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she was holding back her laughter.
That's not very polite!
Then Bo Ai and Ma Huan, who just came in, heard something terrible as soon as they came in.
Everyone was lying on the table laughing wildly.
"Hey, I understand you. I saw you have this sign a long time ago, but it should cost a lot of money?" Jiang Bai asked.
"I've worked very hard for the past two years. I found out that sex reassignment surgery costs 10,000+, and it's still a little bit worse now. You may need to borrow me." Weird Ji said.
"How much do I need to borrow from you?"
"50."
The young lady's shoulders twitched wildly, and her best friend turned her attention here because of her reminder.
Hearing this sentence unexpectedly, he pursed his lips frantically.
Hard to let myself laugh.
"What the hell..." Jiang Bai covered his face.
"You can't do it, just your ideological awareness is not enough!"
"Think about it, you have to spend so much money and endure pain, and then you have saved tens of thousands of dollars?" Jiang Bai frowned and said to Weird Ji seriously.
The young lady on the side suspected that if the person involved hadn't been at the scene, she might have laughed back.
"Actually, I've already saved money." Weird Ji was a little disappointed.
"Already saved money?"
The little sister has already started to cover her mouth with her hands, she is afraid that she will not be able to help but laugh when she hears something funny next.
"That's right, I've already saved money for an operation." Weird Ji nodded.
The young lady turned her head and glanced at Weird Ji in surprise.
What does it mean to do it only once?
"Did it once?" At this time, Jiang Bai helped the little sister ask what she wanted to ask.
"Yes, I've done it once, but because of insufficient funds..."
"How about it?"
Bo Ai's table was about to laugh like crazy, they weren't that funny when they read the script.
The point is that they also read the script.
The lady at the other table has never read any scripts!
Jiang Bai didn't need to turn his head to know that the two beautiful young ladies at the table next to him had already started laughing wildly.
Because ah, they all laughed out loud!
(End of this chapter)
But the roommate group in the fourth circle is completely dead.
Weird Ji lost the bet this time.
But they didn't expressly stipulate what to bet on, they just laughed it off.
On the fourth lap, the two of them started to walk out of breath, chatting as they walked.
He didn't care about a shadow flying beside him at all.
And passed.
The two of them changed from the first and second in the first three laps to the last one and second in the back.
"How are they so fast?"
"It's all about participation."
The two of them started to walk slowly like salted fish.
But on the last lap, that changed.
Ma Huan and Brother Bei Zi seem to have a tacit understanding, and they start to accelerate almost at the same time.
The audience in the audience were dumbfounded.
Especially this group of UP masters.
"Are they winning the penultimate place?"
"I guess I don't want to be the last one."
"That's right, the penultimate one must sound a bit better than the penultimate one."
At this moment, Brother Bei Zi and Ma Huan were galloping.
The two people have similar physiques and heights, so the speed is also similar.
Now it's up to who will fight harder, Brother Beizi is running as hard as he can.
"Brother Beizi, you are not kind!"
"Each each other!"
Two people can still talk while running...
In the end, Bei Zige won the No.2000 ranking from the bottom of the 2-meter long-distance race with a slight advantage!
Let's applaud and congratulate!
The reason Jiang Bai also found out, Bei Zige first raced to catch up.
Tsk, Brother Beizi is too scheming.
"Brother Beizi, you are a dog." Ma Huan, who found out that he had won the last place, began to complain.
"To each other." Brother Bei Zi was very humble.
"Nima!"
The two wrestled, and in the end, Ma, who looked stronger, pressed Beizi on the ground and rubbed him...
And the 2000-meter relay run between Boai and Daoye is nothing to watch at all.
It's nothing more than... Master Dao takes over!
Dropping the stick... Finally, it was hard to pass the stick to Bo Ai.
Bo Ai threw the baton with a backhand and ran away.
What is a 2000-meter relay master? (lean back)
Anyway, the scene at that time was very chaotic and very funny.
It is simply the source of happiness for this school sports meeting!
It was night when all the projects were done.
Tonight, the school is very generous to give a one-night vacation, and the school gate is open.
In other words, there is no need to repair late tonight.
Good thing!
"No late repair tonight." Jiang Bai reminded.
"Then what's the whole point?" Weird Ji asked.
Finally so many people get together.
Add more goods to enrich your material library, perfect!
"What's the whole point? Autistic challenge?" Jiang Bai asked.
"No." Bo Ai gave Jiang Bai a white look.
Boai, as the first generation of victims of the autism challenge, suffered greatly from it.
"I have a good job, but I haven't been able to find anyone to play with. Who wants to join me?" Weird Ji thought for a while.
He took out one of his treasured scripts.
"Me!" Jiang Bai stood up immediately.
Weird Ji's screenwriting ability is not covered, Weird Ji was a best-selling author of reasoning before becoming a UP master.
The script he took out probably has something to it.
"Okay, I sent you a WeChat message, and the recording will start later." Wei Wei Ji smiled.
Jiang Bai started laughing when he saw the script.
The name of the playbook is:
"When the boy next to you is going to have sex reassignment surgery"
It is mainly to trick passers-by, this kind of trick is not the kind of trick that uses hands and feet.
Instead, he used words to trick passers-by, and made the customers sitting next to him laugh out loud through the outrageous dialogue between the two people.
Bo Ai, Ma Huan, and Brother Bei Zi immediately came over to watch together.
After reading the script, the corners of his mouth curled into a smile.
Reading the text version of the script can make people laugh, which shows that this script has quite a lot of laughs.
"There should be some time left after recording this, to play board games?" Bo Ai was not far behind.
There is not much time for so many big UP masters to get together, so we have to make good use of it.
So Po Ai came up with his treasured idea.
"Finish recording this first, and I will memorize the script." Jiang Bai shook his head.
Bo Ai is to buy props for the next board game punishment.
"Don't memorize it too seriously, just know the general process." Weird Ji reminded.
Jiang Bai nodded.
Half an hour later, Jiang Bai had fully understood the direction of the script.
"Walk?"
"Go to the milk tea shop, there are many people there."
So the two walked into the Michelle Ice City...
They each ordered a cup of lemon tea and were looking for a suitable prankster.
"How about that?" Jiang Bai looked at a table of young ladies.
"I think it's good." Weird Ji agreed.
There are two ladies at this table, drinking milk tea quietly.
Chat a few words from time to time.
This is not the point, the point is that the appearance is still good.
Among passers-by, it is considered a god-like face.
It must be very attractive in the video.
Jiang Bai and Weird Ji immediately took lemon tea and sat at the table next to the young lady.
And then...the script begins!
"It's been a long time since I saw you." Jiang Bai started.
"It's often seen. We've known each other for so long." Wei Wei Ji took a sip of lemon tea.
The young lady took a look at them and then continued to play with her mobile phone.
This is also because their voices are a bit loud.
"It seems that we can hear us." Jiang Bai thought.
"I've been so busy recently." Jiang Bai helped his forehead.
"Hey, there is something I want to confess to you." Weird Ji started!
Please start your show.
"You say." Jiang Bai pursed his lips.
He was afraid that he couldn't help laughing later.
"I'm telling you seriously, we've been friends for ten years..." Weird Ji pretended to be depressed.
Jiang Bai's facial muscles twitched wildly.
"Yeah." Jiang Bai nodded and pretended to be calm.
At this time, Bo Ai and Ma Huan had bought the props for punishment later and came back to Mixue Ice City.
I ordered a cup of pearl milk tea and sat not far away to watch the show.
"I'm going to have sex reassignment surgery." Weird Ji's eyes suddenly lit up.
Jiang Bai had to admire Weird Ji's acting skills.
Hearing these words, the young lady at the next table suddenly looked this way, and then the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.
Pupil Earthquake!
He kept tapping his phone, probably complaining about his best friend who was on the opposite side.
The best friend opposite her had her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she was holding back her laughter.
That's not very polite!
Then Bo Ai and Ma Huan, who just came in, heard something terrible as soon as they came in.
Everyone was lying on the table laughing wildly.
"Hey, I understand you. I saw you have this sign a long time ago, but it should cost a lot of money?" Jiang Bai asked.
"I've worked very hard for the past two years. I found out that sex reassignment surgery costs 10,000+, and it's still a little bit worse now. You may need to borrow me." Weird Ji said.
"How much do I need to borrow from you?"
"50."
The young lady's shoulders twitched wildly, and her best friend turned her attention here because of her reminder.
Hearing this sentence unexpectedly, he pursed his lips frantically.
Hard to let myself laugh.
"What the hell..." Jiang Bai covered his face.
"You can't do it, just your ideological awareness is not enough!"
"Think about it, you have to spend so much money and endure pain, and then you have saved tens of thousands of dollars?" Jiang Bai frowned and said to Weird Ji seriously.
The young lady on the side suspected that if the person involved hadn't been at the scene, she might have laughed back.
"Actually, I've already saved money." Weird Ji was a little disappointed.
"Already saved money?"
The little sister has already started to cover her mouth with her hands, she is afraid that she will not be able to help but laugh when she hears something funny next.
"That's right, I've already saved money for an operation." Weird Ji nodded.
The young lady turned her head and glanced at Weird Ji in surprise.
What does it mean to do it only once?
"Did it once?" At this time, Jiang Bai helped the little sister ask what she wanted to ask.
"Yes, I've done it once, but because of insufficient funds..."
"How about it?"
Bo Ai's table was about to laugh like crazy, they weren't that funny when they read the script.
The point is that they also read the script.
The lady at the other table has never read any scripts!
Jiang Bai didn't need to turn his head to know that the two beautiful young ladies at the table next to him had already started laughing wildly.
Because ah, they all laughed out loud!
(End of this chapter)
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