This up walks sideways
Chapter 287 1 Must Be Corpse Stink!
Chapter 287 It must be corpse stink!
"Yes, dear." The proprietress of the shop said with a smile.
in my heart...
How old are you and play stinky fart.
Lu Gu bought [-] of them in one go, which cost her [-] samples.
"Will this work?" Corky asked.
"You didn't watch that video of Miss Gu?" Puff asked.
"The Tricky King" is the most popular at the moment, as a big UP master, you should check the most popular ones every day.
"I've seen it, but I'm a little curious if it's really as exaggerated as shown in the video." Corgi was a little skeptical.
Because many of the videos in the living area are performed.
Sometimes when the acting skills are so high, you may not even be able to tell whether you are acting or not.
This is the highest state.
"Without acting, the stinky bastard is really ugly." Lu Gu frowned beautifully.
It seemed to recall the smell of the explosion in the bathroom.
It is involuntary to hold your breath.
"What are our plans for later?"
"It's almost an hour before the school gate closes, and those boys won't be ready to come back until they play until [-]:[-]." Lu Gu analyzed.
"So we can sneak into their boys' dormitory?" Xiaotuanzijiang's eyes lit up.
He understood Lu Gu's plan.
"That's right!"
"We'll just put that bastard on the ground when the time comes." Lu Gu's plan was very simple.
"We have the room card for their dormitory?"
"Just find the program group." Xiaotuanzichan was very shrewd.
Things to help the program group The program group will definitely provide some help.
Going back to the dormitory to find the program team, I really want to go to the room card of Jiang Bai and the others in the boys' dormitory.
"Good guy, I got it as expected."
"Shall we go in now?"
Lu Gu stuffed a stinky bastard into the crack of the door, and when the door was opened, the stinky bastard would be crushed and exploded.
There's also a tucked under the chair...
And the remaining stinky farts are scattered on the ground, resigned.
The most poisonous woman's heart! ! !
One stinky fart can make the bathroom stink like that, and this bunch of stinky farts will probably make people stink to death on the spot.
"You're done!"
"Slip away."
"Hey, our camera hasn't been set up yet." Puff put the camera in a conspicuous place.
This is a declaration of sovereignty.
She just wants to let the boy group know that retribution is coming!
"Set up another mobile phone for video chat, let's see what they are doing." Lu Gu suggested.
"No problem!"
"Murderous! Sister Gu!"
After they slipped back to the dormitory, the boys group arrived late.
"Why do you buy so many strange-flavored beans?" Jiang Bai had a weird expression.
"Mission punishment." Bo Ai smiled.
He could already imagine the distorted expressions on their faces when they ate this strange-flavored bean.
But Bo Ai forgot that he was also a member of the game...
In other words, the taste of this strange-flavored bean may cause him special pain!
"Why do I have an ominous premonition." Jiang Bai's heart stopped for a second.
This is the legendary telepathy?
"An ominous premonition? I'm afraid I'm going to eat strange beans for the board game later." Bo Ai laughed.
"Bringing the wind is not good!" Brother Beizi teased.
"It's not this kind of ominous premonition, but..." Jiang Bai couldn't tell the feeling.
He just felt that they were going to be in trouble.
"It's nothing but it, who is the room card, open the door." Ma Huan pushed Jiang Bai with a smile, and then asked.
Now they have walked back to the dormitory
"The room card is with me." Master Dao took out the room card and opened the door directly.
After opening the door, Jiang Bai's ominous premonition became more and more serious.
Because as soon as the door opened he heard a "bang" sound!
Something exploded when they opened the door! !
The girls' dormitory is currently using video chat to observe the situation on their side.
"I'm coming!"
"The door opened, I heard the sound, the stinky bastard definitely exploded!"
"Why is there no response yet?"
"almost."
Jiang Bai now wants to go into the dormitory and turn on the lights to see what the hell it is.
As a result, when I went in, I didn't know what I stepped on, and there was another "bang".
A balloon exploded at your feet?
Just about to turn on the light and then a stench hit!
"Damn it? Why is it so smelly!"
"What the hell, who cooks poop in the dormitory?"
Bo Ai and Ma Huan couldn't help but ran out of the dormitory immediately, and Wei Yi Ji had already started to make up her mind.
Murder in the dormitory.
Indoor dismemberment case?
"I have reason to suspect that this is the smell of corpses, everyone be careful!" Weird Ji frowned.
Jiang Bai smiled helplessly.
"How could it be the smell of corpses!"
"How is it impossible? Now that the room is hot, the corpse will stink quickly in a high-temperature airtight environment. This time period is only a few hours..." Weird Ji immediately put out a lot of theories to try to convince Jiang Bai.
But it's useless at all!
"Weird Girl said it was corpse stink hahahahaha." Puff laughed.
"God damn corpse stinks, does the old monster write too many mystery novels?" Lu Gu was also happy.
A stinky fart has turned into a corpse.
"I said no!" Jiang Bai was very helpless.
"How do you know it's not, you've smelled corpses?" Weird Ji asked curiously.
"Although I haven't asked about the smell of corpses, I have smelled it." Jiang Bai raised his forehead.
"What does it taste like?"
A group of people outside the dormitory surrounded Jiang Bai trying to find out the truth.
"Stinky fart! It's definitely Lu Gu's idea." Jiang Bai rolled his eyes.
Girls' dormitory.
The girls who overheard their chats via WeChat video chat started a lively discussion.
"Student Lu Gu?" Corgi asked curiously.
Corky is not very familiar with this group of people, and may have seen their videos.
But there was no encounter between a linkage and reality.
So there are inevitably some constraints.
"Oh, that's what Dai Feng usually calls me at home." Lu Gu laughed.
"What does your boss call you at home?"
"The horoscope has not been written yet, why is it just my old monster?"
"What about Xiaotuanzi?"
"You don't need to talk about Xiaotuanzi~ The video is so sweet!"
"Chen Yang Dexue is real!"
"Wumida!" Xiaotuanzijiang stomped her feet, ignoring their teasing.
the other side.
"Stinky fart?" Weird Ji was dumbfounded.
Just now I analyzed it fiercely like a tiger, what indoor high temperature, airtight environment...
The clown turned out to be me? !
"Yes, it's a stinky fart. I don't know how much Lu Gu buried in it." Jiang Bai pinched his nose and said helplessly.
"The video of the Tricky King?"
"correct."
"Only one was used in that issue, and there is more than one here." Master Dao wiped off his cold sweat.
He turned on the flashlight on the front of his phone and took a picture on the ground.
Good guy, at least twenty!
"But this smell doesn't seem so harsh, and it will disappear after a while, so it's not a big problem." Jiang Bai shook his head.
Indeed, the quality of the commissary here is not particularly good.
At least not as good as online shopping.
So the taste comes slowly and dissipates quickly~
And the dormitory also has exhaust fans, so the problem is not very big.
The Taoist master collected all the stinky farts on the ground.
"What are you doing?"
"Anti-kill?"
"Don't be rubbed against the ground by them!"
(End of this chapter)
"Yes, dear." The proprietress of the shop said with a smile.
in my heart...
How old are you and play stinky fart.
Lu Gu bought [-] of them in one go, which cost her [-] samples.
"Will this work?" Corky asked.
"You didn't watch that video of Miss Gu?" Puff asked.
"The Tricky King" is the most popular at the moment, as a big UP master, you should check the most popular ones every day.
"I've seen it, but I'm a little curious if it's really as exaggerated as shown in the video." Corgi was a little skeptical.
Because many of the videos in the living area are performed.
Sometimes when the acting skills are so high, you may not even be able to tell whether you are acting or not.
This is the highest state.
"Without acting, the stinky bastard is really ugly." Lu Gu frowned beautifully.
It seemed to recall the smell of the explosion in the bathroom.
It is involuntary to hold your breath.
"What are our plans for later?"
"It's almost an hour before the school gate closes, and those boys won't be ready to come back until they play until [-]:[-]." Lu Gu analyzed.
"So we can sneak into their boys' dormitory?" Xiaotuanzijiang's eyes lit up.
He understood Lu Gu's plan.
"That's right!"
"We'll just put that bastard on the ground when the time comes." Lu Gu's plan was very simple.
"We have the room card for their dormitory?"
"Just find the program group." Xiaotuanzichan was very shrewd.
Things to help the program group The program group will definitely provide some help.
Going back to the dormitory to find the program team, I really want to go to the room card of Jiang Bai and the others in the boys' dormitory.
"Good guy, I got it as expected."
"Shall we go in now?"
Lu Gu stuffed a stinky bastard into the crack of the door, and when the door was opened, the stinky bastard would be crushed and exploded.
There's also a tucked under the chair...
And the remaining stinky farts are scattered on the ground, resigned.
The most poisonous woman's heart! ! !
One stinky fart can make the bathroom stink like that, and this bunch of stinky farts will probably make people stink to death on the spot.
"You're done!"
"Slip away."
"Hey, our camera hasn't been set up yet." Puff put the camera in a conspicuous place.
This is a declaration of sovereignty.
She just wants to let the boy group know that retribution is coming!
"Set up another mobile phone for video chat, let's see what they are doing." Lu Gu suggested.
"No problem!"
"Murderous! Sister Gu!"
After they slipped back to the dormitory, the boys group arrived late.
"Why do you buy so many strange-flavored beans?" Jiang Bai had a weird expression.
"Mission punishment." Bo Ai smiled.
He could already imagine the distorted expressions on their faces when they ate this strange-flavored bean.
But Bo Ai forgot that he was also a member of the game...
In other words, the taste of this strange-flavored bean may cause him special pain!
"Why do I have an ominous premonition." Jiang Bai's heart stopped for a second.
This is the legendary telepathy?
"An ominous premonition? I'm afraid I'm going to eat strange beans for the board game later." Bo Ai laughed.
"Bringing the wind is not good!" Brother Beizi teased.
"It's not this kind of ominous premonition, but..." Jiang Bai couldn't tell the feeling.
He just felt that they were going to be in trouble.
"It's nothing but it, who is the room card, open the door." Ma Huan pushed Jiang Bai with a smile, and then asked.
Now they have walked back to the dormitory
"The room card is with me." Master Dao took out the room card and opened the door directly.
After opening the door, Jiang Bai's ominous premonition became more and more serious.
Because as soon as the door opened he heard a "bang" sound!
Something exploded when they opened the door! !
The girls' dormitory is currently using video chat to observe the situation on their side.
"I'm coming!"
"The door opened, I heard the sound, the stinky bastard definitely exploded!"
"Why is there no response yet?"
"almost."
Jiang Bai now wants to go into the dormitory and turn on the lights to see what the hell it is.
As a result, when I went in, I didn't know what I stepped on, and there was another "bang".
A balloon exploded at your feet?
Just about to turn on the light and then a stench hit!
"Damn it? Why is it so smelly!"
"What the hell, who cooks poop in the dormitory?"
Bo Ai and Ma Huan couldn't help but ran out of the dormitory immediately, and Wei Yi Ji had already started to make up her mind.
Murder in the dormitory.
Indoor dismemberment case?
"I have reason to suspect that this is the smell of corpses, everyone be careful!" Weird Ji frowned.
Jiang Bai smiled helplessly.
"How could it be the smell of corpses!"
"How is it impossible? Now that the room is hot, the corpse will stink quickly in a high-temperature airtight environment. This time period is only a few hours..." Weird Ji immediately put out a lot of theories to try to convince Jiang Bai.
But it's useless at all!
"Weird Girl said it was corpse stink hahahahaha." Puff laughed.
"God damn corpse stinks, does the old monster write too many mystery novels?" Lu Gu was also happy.
A stinky fart has turned into a corpse.
"I said no!" Jiang Bai was very helpless.
"How do you know it's not, you've smelled corpses?" Weird Ji asked curiously.
"Although I haven't asked about the smell of corpses, I have smelled it." Jiang Bai raised his forehead.
"What does it taste like?"
A group of people outside the dormitory surrounded Jiang Bai trying to find out the truth.
"Stinky fart! It's definitely Lu Gu's idea." Jiang Bai rolled his eyes.
Girls' dormitory.
The girls who overheard their chats via WeChat video chat started a lively discussion.
"Student Lu Gu?" Corgi asked curiously.
Corky is not very familiar with this group of people, and may have seen their videos.
But there was no encounter between a linkage and reality.
So there are inevitably some constraints.
"Oh, that's what Dai Feng usually calls me at home." Lu Gu laughed.
"What does your boss call you at home?"
"The horoscope has not been written yet, why is it just my old monster?"
"What about Xiaotuanzi?"
"You don't need to talk about Xiaotuanzi~ The video is so sweet!"
"Chen Yang Dexue is real!"
"Wumida!" Xiaotuanzijiang stomped her feet, ignoring their teasing.
the other side.
"Stinky fart?" Weird Ji was dumbfounded.
Just now I analyzed it fiercely like a tiger, what indoor high temperature, airtight environment...
The clown turned out to be me? !
"Yes, it's a stinky fart. I don't know how much Lu Gu buried in it." Jiang Bai pinched his nose and said helplessly.
"The video of the Tricky King?"
"correct."
"Only one was used in that issue, and there is more than one here." Master Dao wiped off his cold sweat.
He turned on the flashlight on the front of his phone and took a picture on the ground.
Good guy, at least twenty!
"But this smell doesn't seem so harsh, and it will disappear after a while, so it's not a big problem." Jiang Bai shook his head.
Indeed, the quality of the commissary here is not particularly good.
At least not as good as online shopping.
So the taste comes slowly and dissipates quickly~
And the dormitory also has exhaust fans, so the problem is not very big.
The Taoist master collected all the stinky farts on the ground.
"What are you doing?"
"Anti-kill?"
"Don't be rubbed against the ground by them!"
(End of this chapter)
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