This up walks sideways

Chapter 307 Infernal Affairs: Mission Impossible!
The moment Weird Ji sat down, Jiang Bai took off the blindfold on his head.

At this point all members are in place.

"Today is the birthday of Weird Ji, the godfather of our Huaguo reasoning world!" Jiang Bai said to the camera.

"God's birthday."

"It's not impossible, just call me the father of my sister." Weird Ji was very humble.

"In today's happy day, we younger brothers don't have any spare money, so we can only blame God Dodo Haihan." Ma Huan continued.

"It's easy to talk about." Weird Ji Le said.

At this moment, he has not discovered that this is Haidilao...

Because they deliberately set a relatively quiet corner.

After all, they will be firing salutes later.

Otherwise, with Weird Ji's personality, he would probably run away from the store directly.

But let him know, otherwise how would you proceed with the next trick?

Let Weird Ji know that this is Haidilao first, so that he can be mentally prepared.

Then someone would hold a happy birthday sign and sing to him.

But he never expected that this was not an ordinary brand...

It's not just an ordinary birthday song~
"Although we don't have much spare money, we still decided to raise money to treat our respected brother Wei to have a hearty Haidilao meal!"

Jiang Bai was happy at the time.

Ma Huanjun has no spare money.

When Wei Wei Ji heard the words Haidilao, she stood up and prepared to run away.

Haidilao's birthday?

You want to die, right?

Or do you want to leave the city overnight and test the speed of the train?
But Jiang Bai and Bo Ai, who were sitting next to Weird Ji, had already expected him, directly pushed him down.

Weird Ji is just 1.7 meters tall, while Jiang Bai is in his early 1.9s, and Bo Ai is even [-] meters taller.

Weird Ji was directly pressed down by Jiang Bai and Boai like whack-a-mole.

"Damn it, Haidilao, are you making a mistake!" Weird Ji cracked open.

If the escape failed, they began to negotiate conditions.

"No mistake?"

"We even told the clerk that it's your birthday!"

In front of Weird Ji at this time, these UP masters all had blue faces and fangs.

devil!

And he is an angel among devils.

A ray of light in the dark, but this ray of light seems to be eroded by the darkness soon!
"You are devils, right?" Weird Ji rolled her eyes.

"Wait, wait! Didn't we get caught in the wind yesterday by a dog? We should work together to lead the wind! What are you doing to me!!" Weird Ji burst into tears.

When hearing this, except for Jiang Bai, the faces of other UP masters suddenly stiffened, but they quickly returned to normal.

"Who made you hit the muzzle."

"Happy birthday hahahahahaha!"

At this time, Haidilao started to serve dishes, and Wei Yiji thought that since she couldn't hide.

Then turn grief and anger into appetite and give him bankruptcy!

Just pick the expensive ones!
It was only halfway up, and Weird Ji had already eaten most of the ingredients.

"Good guy, are you trying to get back the cost?" Master Dao was delighted.

"Turn grief and anger into appetite!" Wei Yiji continued to cook.

At this time, the good show started to play, Weird Ji was bowing her head and talking to the fans, when she heard not far away:
"Welcome welcome! Warm welcome!"

And this Haidilao is relatively famous nearby, and it is noon now.

It was meal time, and although there were not many people in their area, there were people in other areas looking over here.

Weird Ji, who was making fans, almost choked, and the fans came out of her nostrils...

But when he looked up, he immediately smiled.

And the UP masters all started booing!
"Welcome, welcome!! Wuhu!"

"Warm welcome!" Jiang Bai stood up and shouted directly.

But Jiang Bai stood up and just finished shouting before seeing the sign.

A photo of Jiang Bai's head, accompanied by his homepage:

I can carry the wind when I walk: UP master of the well-known game area of ​​​​Breaking Station.

Number of fans: 400w+
Then there is a line of small flashing special effects below: Broken blogger with 500 million fans: I can walk with wind, I love you!
"Who the hell thought of this!" Jiang Bai covered his eyes, not daring to look.

My God has 500 million fans, and my own fans are just over 400 million.

Rounding big law?
"Dangdangdangdang~it's next~" Da Xia stood up and claimed the result.

Jiang Bai sat directly on the sofa and didn't want to talk.

He stared at the prawn blankly, then glanced at everyone.

That look seemed to say, "This is a betrayal!"

"Warm welcome~ warm welcome!"

"Welcome the UP owner with 500 million fans, I can walk with the wind to come to our store to guide my work!"

Jiang Bai lay on the table, his body shaking wildly.

He is laughing wildly!

"Bring the wind, you're still too young." Wei Wei Ji shook her head.

"There are no permanent allies, remember." Da Xia also shook his head.

"The combination with shrimp is officially disbanded." Jiang Bai shook his head even more.

Said that he had read the wrong person, and chose to disband the alliance in the previous deformed brothers.

Grow up, Mission: Impossible!

"Look, how happy the windy expression is."

"This is not a forced smile, this is ecstasy from the heart hahahaha!"

Jiang Bai is really autistic.

Because all Haidilao customers are looking this way at the moment, who doesn't play birthday greeting songs in Haidilao?

What about playing a flaming and explosive BGM instead?
Jiang Bai died when he heard this BGM, which is his most commonly used BGM.

It is common for someone to use Jiang Bai's name in the comment area of ​​this BGM.

This BGM is almost bound to Jiang Bai, and Jiang Bai bought the copyright early.

What copyright disputes were avoided.

But when I hear my own BGM in this place, I just can’t be happy! Hey!

At this moment Ma Huan stood up.

"Did you think it would be that simple?"

Ma Huan sat down after saying this, and all the members began to stare at Weird Ji.

Strange Ji was stared at and felt hairy: "What do you want to do?!"

"We want them all!!!"

Soon, when the UP masters finished shouting this sentence.

The Jiangbai exclusive BGM played instantly switched to: "Say hi to all the happiness, say goodbye to all the troubles~"

Then the sign was reversed by the clerk and became...

Weird Ji's profile picture and broken website homepage.

I'm Weird Ji: Top [-] UP masters who broke the station.

Number of followers: 200w+
The following is a line of small characters like Jiang Bai:
Happy birthday to the blogger with over 800 million followers, I'm Weird Ji!I love you!
Jiang Bai suddenly became energetic!

"Welcome, welcome! Warm welcome!" He stood up and said with a smile.

Brought up by the wind!
"Happy birthday!"

"Wuhu takes off~"

"I live in Bengbu hahahahahahahaha!"

"Ma Huan! Awesome! Is this Infernal Affairs!!"

Weird Ji's expression at the moment is very interesting, first frightened, and then looking at the instigator Ma Huan.

He said harshly: "Ma Huan, you're done!"

"Old monster, you are too young." Jiang Bai smiled and shook his head at Weird Ji.

Weird Ji's face was as uncomfortable as if she had eaten Ollie.

This sentence was just sent to Jiang Bai by him, and now it has been sent back intact.

"If you come out to play around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later."

"I am looking forward!"

(End of this chapter)