This up walks sideways

Chapter 314 The whole family is covered with Jiang Bai's mugshots (two in one)

At the same time, Jiang Bai's home.

"Hello, audience friends~ I'm Lu Xiaogu~" Lu Gu recorded the opening remarks to the camera in front of the table.

"I'm the tool man Puff." Puff also greeted.

Why puffs appear here is a long story.

In fact, it was fine, but it was left behind by Lu Gu and used as a tool.

Because Lu Gu's excellent plan needs a tool man~

"Today's video is a tricky series that everyone loves to see!" Lu Gu said word by word to the camera.

"Tricky series~" Puff laughed.

The playback volume of Jiang Bai and Lu Gu's tricky videos has remained high.

The broadcast volume of the last issue of [King of Tricky Gu] almost surpassed Jiang Bai's autism challenge series.

The tricky video hasn't been updated since then, and now it's just a chance to give him a tricky trick.

"Didn't we go to record "Let's Go to School" before? The girls' group finished recording a day earlier than the boys' group, so we went home early."

"I seriously suspect that our girls' group will not work like a boy's group." Puff said with a smile.

Indeed, the boy group was so busy that they flew up.

For the girl group, the years are quiet and good.

No wonder there are men and women divided into groups. One is that there are too many people and the program group is not easy to control.

The second is that the styles of the two sides are inconsistent. The boys' group are all masters, while the styles of the girls' group are completely different.

There are three people in the dance area alone!Get this all together?

From this point of view, the main focus of "Let's Go to School" is the boy group's whole work, which runs through the audience, but there is no drama at the end, because:
The girl group is responsible for sublimating the theme. At the end, it made people cry and played the emotional card.

"In other words, tomorrow is the day to bring the wind back, and I think tomorrow will impress him deeply." Lu Gu chuckled.

"I prepared some surprises for him~" Lu Gu completely blackened.

He is not afraid of Jiang Bai's revenge in the future.

"My idea is that when he comes back, I will tell him that I will go down to pick him up, and when he actually arrives, I will lose contact directly!"

Lu Gu has learned one of the essences of the Transformation Brothers - one surprise at a time.

"Then he will be very anxious and go upstairs by himself! When he comes back, he will see his big face~"

big face?

"Dangdang Dangdang!~" Lu Gu took out a poster-sized headshot.

It's a screenshot from one of Jiang Bai's videos, with distorted expression, double chin, funny smiling face...

Absolutely!

"I printed this photo for a whole thirty chapters hahahahaha!" Lu Gu laughed out the villain's classic laugh.

Puff was only dragged here today to be a tool man, and she hadn't seen this picture before.

So the puff went around to the front of the photo, and burst out laughing the first time I saw it.

"Pfft! Hahahahahahaha!"

Then Lu Gu looked at Puff and smiled, and she couldn't help it.

Looking at each other, they smiled even more happily.

Good guy, you can't stop, can you?
Finally stopped.

The memory card was about to explode, and it was all their laughter.

"This is tricking ourselves."

"He may not be able to see the photos when he enters the house, our living room is full of paintings." Lu Gu had a headache.

"How about the study?"

"He usually doesn't go into the study, the bedroom and the living room are two o'clock and one line, and he only runs out of the house when there is an activity video." Lu Gu shook his head.

study?

Since the house was rented, the study room has not been entered much.

So it is almost used as a storage room, and nothing is hung on the wall.

Lu Gu glanced around: "We moved the shoe cabinet in, so he has to go in and change his shoes."

"Row."

"When he went in to change his shoes, the moment he opened the door it was his face!" Lu Gu's eyes lit up when he thought of this plan.

It must be very explosive.

Imagine you open the door of your house.

There are thirty faces of you sold behind the door.

"Actually, I've been preparing this plan for a long time, and I printed it out as soon as I got home." Lu Gu chatted with Puff while moving the shoe cabinet.

"Have you been preparing for a long time? This is a deep grievance, hahahaha!"

"That's not right. I printed it out and put it away all afternoon. I would be shocked when I saw this photo at any moment." Lu Gu said with a dark face.

"Am I tricking myself?"

"It's got an inner taste."

"Then I took a closer look, and it was Jiang Bai hahahahaha, scary and funny." Lu Gu was a little bit dumbfounded.

It seems to be really pranking myself.

After moving the shoe cabinet in, it was physical work - posting photos!

It took two people half an hour to post this photo to cover the entire wall.

"If that's not love!"

"Isn't this what love is? Don't you want your girlfriend to prepare such a surprise for yourself?"

When posting the mugshot, Lu Gu talked wildly.

Half an hour later, when the work was done, Lu Gu tried to push the door in from the living room.

Even if you have seen the whole picture, it is still a bit Bengbu.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"By the way, do you know about Xiaopozhan's intelligent occlusion?" Puff smiled for a while, looking at these big heads and pondering.

"Smart occlusion?" Lu Gu repeated.

"Ah."

Puff found a video, and showed it to Lu Gu with the cover turned on.

That is, the barrage will pass through the human body, resulting in the effect that the barrage does not block.

but……

"You don't mean that the photos will be blocked too?!" Lu Gu was startled.

"Yes."

Lu Guguang just imagined that scene would be funny.

A head popped out of a barrage.

The barrage passed behind Jiang Bai's portrait on the wall.

what is this? 3D special effects?
"Fish cat~" Lu Gu shouted towards the corner of the living room.

A black shadow rushed out from the corner of the living room.

"Did you see what it was?"

"A big black mouse?"

When the fish cat saw a pile of Jiangbai on the wall, it was immediately stunned.

Pupil earthquake!Mental pollution!
In the cat's eyes, Jiang Bai at this moment is the weapon A in our eyes...

The tail directly blows hair, what kind of monster is this!
The little head reveals great doubts: "What are these few things?"

Little Yumao, do you have a lot of question marks?

What does it feel like to be both excited and scared? !

"Hahahahahahaha!" Lu Gu rolled on the ground laughing when he saw the fish cat.

"Then my plan is to hide behind the curtain." Lu Gu handed the camera to Puff.

Hide yourself behind the curtains and become one with the night.

"What's this called? Shadow Hunter!" Lu Gu played with Li Yuanji.

"Can you see it?" Lu Gu asked from behind the curtain.

"I can't see it, I can't see it at all." Puff shook his head.

Although I don't know why she shook her head, because Lu Gu couldn't see it either.

"I feel like the building opposite is going to call the police hahahahaha." Puff laughed.

Because there are floor-to-ceiling windows behind the curtains.

Lu Gu stood next to the floor-to-ceiling windows, really a little scary.

Find the psychological shadow area of ​​the adjacent floor.

Lu Gu opened the curtains and came out, caught off guard and saw a bunch of big heads again.

"Do you think this is the end? We have prepared some small surprises for him~" Lu Gu stroked Jiang Bai's face in the photo and smiled.

"What kind of surprise?!"

"Wait a minute!"

"Okay, don't learn this!"

"Hahahahah."

"I also got him an advertising space at the courier cabinet in the community." Lu Gu entered the topic.

"Advertising space?" Puff didn't quite understand.

"24 hours a day on the display screen next to the express cabinet."

"You describe it like this, and I suddenly feel like laughing."

"It's still three days."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Sure enough, you still can't hold back?
The life of a beautiful girl with a high point of laughter is so simple and boring.

"And what's your plan?" Puff asked.

"I will pretend to go down with him to pick up the courier, and let him notice the advertising space by himself. After he notices, I will pretend to be shocked."

"Are you good at acting?" Puff was suspicious.

"Just kidding... well, adapt to the situation." Lu Gugang wanted to say something as a joke.

But suddenly remembered that Puff was born in a professional class.

Known as the queen of the movie by fans, it is only normal for her to question whether she has acting skills.

"Brothers, I think I can successfully put 'Revenge' on the public screen!"

"I don't think I'm going to roll over."

"The work has been arranged, you can go to bed directly~ I'll see you tomorrow, bye~" Lu Gu turned off the camera after saying this.

"Then shall I go back? Come back tomorrow?" Puff asked.

"It's so late, it's not safe to go back alone, sleep with me." Lu Gu said.

"Okay."

Another quiet night.

There is no noise, and the girl group sleeps much more honestly than the boy group.

When Jiang Bai was in the student dormitory, he had to endure various harassments such as snoring, teeth grinding, and sleep talking.

But I have to say that the dormitory environment of the boys group obviously likes the program group very much, because the effect of the program is good.

It can also be compared with the female group.

But there is still a little problem.

Early the next morning, at the school side at this time.

Jiang Bai and the others are doing a farewell ceremony, and the picture moves to Jiang Bai's home.

"Hmm..." Puff woke up in a daze.

At this moment Lu Gu was still fast asleep, Puff rubbed his eyes.

The things in front of him gradually became clear, and Puff saw a lot of things that he shouldn't see.

This is the legendary southern hemisphere? !
"Do not regard evil as evil." Puff admired it for a while and immediately woke up Lu Gu.

The first thing I did when I woke up was to go to the bathroom, but at the moment Puff seems to be unable to leave...

Because Puff was pinned down by Lu Gu and couldn't move.

After being awakened, Lu Gu was still in a daze, her sleeping position was really not very elegant.

The whole person was pressed on Puff's body, and his legs were still wrapped around Puff's waist.

The two were almost stuck together.

No wonder Puff opened his eyes to enjoy the beautiful scenery.

After Lu Gu woke up, Puff was finally liberated, and the two of them were ready to record after washing up.

Because according to the news from the program group, the boys group can finish recording at noon.

The school is not too far from Jiang Bai's house, and it takes half an hour to get back by taxi.

"How to record breakfast?" Puff took a bite of the fritters.

"Record your life." Lu Gu hesitated.

"A strawberry pie that records your life?"

"No, no, no, it's the UP master who is trying to survive in the living area."

In fact, there is nothing to record, and I will be home before noon.

Get up in the morning, there is still plenty of time.

Lu Gu checked Xiaopozhan for a while, then looked at his private messages.

It turned out that there were a lot of Aite's own private messages in it, so I clicked in with a little curiosity.

It turned out to be an advertisement, so I clicked in and took a look.

Opening Lightning Strike!
The opening is a short video of Jiang Bai, accompanied by a sentence: "Why is the hair of boys in Bangzi country fluffy and not greasy?"

"Hahahahahahaha!" Lu Gu laughed loudly.

What a god!

Puff heard the whisper and came over to find out, but also laughed.

What the hell is this!

"I vaguely remember that the last one who was UP like this was Han Daoying."

"There is also a man named Kameyama Taro hahahahaha!"

"When Jiang Bai comes back, I will show him this video. It is probably another video material." Lu Gu smiled.

In the blink of an eye, a few hours passed, just when they were almost bored when browsing the small broken website.

A message came from Lu Gu's phone.

"News from special concern" Jiang Bai: I'm almost there, come down and pick me up~
"I'm coming!"

Lu Gu quickly turned on the camera: "Brothers, he is coming back! Start my battle plan now!"

"He said he's almost home." Lu Gu showed the phone screen to the camera.

After that, Puff snatched the camera, and Lu Gu hid behind the curtain to scare people.

But both of them forgot one thing.

There are shadows during the day! !

So at this moment, Lu Gu is particularly conspicuous hiding behind the curtains. Last night, there was no sun because there was no sun at night...

"Can you see me?" Lu Gu asked hiding behind the curtain.

"It's too clear hahahahaha!" Puff couldn't help laughing.

"Kang Kuang Kuang." At this moment Jiang Bai began to knock on the door.

Jiang Bai outside the door is still wondering: "The one who agreed to pick me up, why didn't he suddenly reply to the message?"

"he came!"

"Go open the door!"

Jiang Bai found that the door was open, and just wanted to have a hug, but it turned out to be puffs...

Puff is actually very normal here, Lu Gu and Puff often play tricks in the living area...

After all, the two families are not far from each other.

"Sister-in-law, where is Xiao Gu?" Jiang Bai asked.

Although Wei Jiji is not the oldest in the group of big UP masters, she is still considered old.

Usually they call Weird Ji "Old Monster" or "Brother Weird".

There is nothing wrong with calling Puff "Sister-in-law".

"She went down to pick you up?" Puff acted out that three-point confused, three-point confused and four-point confused feeling.

It's really a pie chart.

"Ah? But I didn't see her down there." Jiang Bai was stunned.

"Did you not send her a message just now?" Puff asked.

"I sent it, she didn't reply." Jiang Bai was going to enter the house to change his shoes before going to her.

After entering, I found that the shoe cabinet was gone.

"Where is the shoe cabinet?"

"Moved to the study."

Puff frantically hinted that he should go to the study to change his shoes.

After Jiang Bai entered the study, he saw a black shadow behind the curtain.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Bai saw through at a glance and laughed on the spot.

Then he opened the curtain and saw Lu Gu inside.

"What is this? Hahahahaha!"

At this moment, Jiang Bai's eyes are full of Lu Gu, and he doesn't see what is on the wall.

The room was dark when the curtains were drawn.

"Do you like the surprise prepared for you?" Lu Gu asked with a smile.

"What, you can't scare me at all." Jiang Bai was speechless.

"Please take a step back~"

Jiang Bai took a step back according to her words.

(End of this chapter)