This up walks sideways

Chapter 326 Liu Kanshan, UP Lord of lks District
"It's time for me to ask... Master UP, what is your weight?" Mr. Shanshui pondered for two seconds.

Jiang Bai, who was between the two of them, almost laughed when he heard this sentence.

Chat genius!

Is this high EQ?I can see it hahahahahaha!

"I'm fifty kilograms."

"So do I."

Jiang Bai is a little confused, isn't it...

Big problem!

He hurriedly asked: "When Mr. asked you this question just now, were you not unhappy?"

"Why are you unhappy?" Brother Le looked puzzled.

"Yes, why would you be unhappy to ask this question?" Mr. Shanshui also looked puzzled.

The two ignorant faces stared at Jiang Bai,

"Ah? Generally speaking, it's not... no... forget it." Jiang Bai shook his head.

"I have a perfect body, why am I not happy about this problem." Brother Le smiled.

It turned out to be the case.

The lethality of this question is different for different women, and it is a bit unfriendly for lesbians who are overweight.

For lesbians who are confident about their weight, the question becomes Versailles-specific.

"Well... then you two are quite consistent on this issue, and you don't care much about weight." Jiang Bai thought for a while.

"That is, I can't gain weight no matter what I eat, so I feel a little uncomfortable."

"This part has to be cut, otherwise Brother Le will be blown up by those who punched him hahahaha."

"You continue." Jiang Bai said they continued.

The video still has to go on.

"You never believed in philosophy?"

"I'm a staunch materialist."

"Then I am the opposite. I am a firm idealist."

Jiang Bai was a little ashamed: "Is there a question of grounding, this question is a bit too tall."

Brother Le asked, "Then, do you play games?"

Mr. Shanshui shook his head: "I don't play games, but I'm not against games."

The scene was suddenly awkward, and the two of them stopped talking.

At this time, the host, Jiang Bai, is needed to warm up the scene.

But Jiang Bai's warm field is even colder.

"Don't you two have anything you want to know about each other?"

Jiang Bai is like a matchmaker who wants to match a couple of couples, holding a red thread to tie up the two couples...

"I feel like this lady and I hit it off right away," Mr. Shanshui said.

Jiang Bai smiled: "Do you know what the only thing you two have in common now?"

The two shook their heads: "I don't know, I think we have a lot in common."

Jiang Bai was even happier when he heard this.

"Besides the irregular work and rest, the two of you are left with a couple's Sony, and you have a lot in common." Jiang Bai ruthlessly began to complain.

"Go on." Jiang Bai stepped back, and the 5 minutes had not passed yet.

Mr. Shanshui: "May I ask you how to deal with being questioned or even abused on the Internet?"

Brother Le was stunned for a moment, because there were quite a lot of people scolding her.

The dance area, the current group of teenagers say it’s a kiln when they see the dance area, and when they see the UP owner in the dance area, they ask: “How much is it for a night.”

It's probably just a primary school student, Xiaopozhan is getting older and younger at the same time.

There are all kinds of birds in the forest, which is inevitable.

Just like the "23333" that existed a few years ago has been completely replaced by "hahahahaha", you basically don't see the meaning of laughing with 2333 in the comment area.

"Solve it, I basically won't face these abuses, just ignore them, and sit upright." Le Ge said.

This is a compulsory course for UP masters, and now some people are spraying Jiangbai.

But spraying is actually very little, because there is nothing to spray...

Educational background and so on can’t be sprayed. The main thing that gets sprayed is that the video has no quality.

There are two types of viewers who watch Jiangbai's video, one thinks it is a high-quality video, and the other thinks it is a water video.

Polarized belongs to yes.

Jiang Bai glanced at Mr. Shanshui, because there is another reason why Mr. Shanshui became angry, that is...

"And what about you, sir?"

"If there are sunspots who spray me, I will actually spray it back and take the moral high ground to blame him." Mr. Shanshui said with a smile.

Sure enough, hahahaha!

The time for 5 minutes is up, and now it's the host Jiang Bai's turn to control the blind date... Oh no, the main direction of the awkward chat.

After taking a look at the manuscript, I still haven't memorized it.

"May I ask how much the two UP masters spend each month to make videos?" Jiang Bai looked at Mr. Shanshui.

"My words are only a few hundred yuan. I am the UP owner of the knowledge zone, and I hardly need any cost. The few hundred yuan can be regarded as wine money." Mr. Shanshui said with a smile.

"I'm actually not too different from you, but I spend more money on clothes, so this shouldn't be included." Brother Le said.

Jiang Bai: "Brother and sister-in-law New Year... Oh no, brother and sister-in-law! I am the same!"

There is really no cost for Jiang Bai to make videos in the living area, and it is only brain cells that die.

"I don't know if there is a chance to link up with a prodigal area UP owner with three characters in Aite here." Jiang Bai watched the video.

"Who?" Brother Le was a little curious.

Mr. Shanshui saw it: "Hey, just take a picture~"

Jiang Bai smiled: "That's right, it's Tu Yile~"

"The next question is, what is the goal of the two UP masters?"

"Sharing life."

Jin Yuan Emperor Sima Rui: What you love is your life!

"Would it be too vulgar if I said making money?" Brother Le asked with a smile.

"What about you, the host? What is your goal?"

"I can get a Xiaojin TV in the top [-] this year." Jiang Bai shrugged.

Top [-] this year!I'm determined!
"It's old Versailles right from the start."

"Here is a certain three-character UP owner from Aite who did not get the top [-] UP owner because of too many cross-regions."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

After a while, Jiang Bai then asked: "Can you two share the talents that have never been shown in the video?"

Mr. Shanshui shook his head: "I feel like I've racked my brains to make a video, and I've been drained."

Jiang Bai looked at Brother Le cheerfully: "You are blushing like a bubble teapot."

Then Jiang Bai said to Mr. Shanshui: "Of course, you even took a bath."

"So you have nothing left to hide."

"Actually, it doesn't count. I can play the erhu." Mr. Shanshui was silent for a moment.

"Eh? The three-character UP master with sunglasses is especially suitable for playing the erhu!" Jiang Bai smiled and cue him again.

Liu Kanshan, UP leader of the lks district: Don't cue!

"We cue him so many times in this video, is this really good?"

"Is this okay? This is not good hahahahaha!"

"Does it count if I can play the guzheng?"

"Of course."

……

"Next is the last link."

(End of this chapter)