This up walks sideways

Chapter 343 Survival in the wilderness? ?
It is said that it is a small forest nearby, but Jiang Bai actually ran to the suburbs...

Because when he dragged Lu Gu to run, Jiang Bai remembered that the small forest in Shanghai hadn't been given in yet.

This is a protected area.

In the car, Lu Gufa asked, "What do you want to shoot? Do you need a photographer?"

Jiang Bai replied with a smile: "I want to shoot wilderness survival."

"Survival in the wilderness??" Lu Gu was stunned.

Just him?Jiang Bai?Man vs. Wild?

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!

"It doesn't count, play a stalk, and you will lose if you are serious." Jiang Bai shrugged.

Only then did Lu Gu heave a sigh of relief, if he really survived in the wilderness.

This can't be finished in a day?

It took Jiang Bai an hour by car to reach the suburbs, and Jiang Bai was quite familiar with this small forest.

I came here with some UP owners to record a picnic vlog before, but I didn't send it out.

They are all big UP masters, and no one is embarrassed to post such a watery vlog.

Isn't this irresponsible to the fans? In fact, it's not a picnic vlog, it's just that these UP owners are simply greedy...

I just came here to gather for a meal, and I recorded some material casually.

No one thought about posting, and the material was squeezed to the bottom of the box.

Jiang Bai took Lu Gu to the middle of the woods. This forest might not be that big.

The small bar is not small, because it really has everything.

There are creeks, bamboo forests, boulders...

This is the feng shui treasure for video recording!
When Jiang Bai was about to hand the camera to Lu Gu, he looked up, and Lu Gu's face seemed a little red.

"You... what's wrong?"

Lu Gu hesitated and did not speak.

Jiang Bai asked Lu Gu again before answering: "Is there a toilet in this forest?"

Jiang Bai smiled: "Where is the toilet in this forest, just find a place to go and fertilize the tree."

As soon as she heard it, she planned to go to the place covered by weeds for convenience.

"I'm going to let you out."

Old Lu Gu blushed: "You are not allowed to come over!"

Jiang Bai, who was planning to follow the past, suddenly stopped and muttered: "If you don't go, you won't go, it's not that you haven't seen it."

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After she finished her convenience, the video officially started!
Lu Gu took the camera and turned on the recording to aim at Jiang Bai.

Jiang Bai started his opening remarks: "Hey! Hello everyone, I am Jiang Bai! Now I am in the southeast of the northern hemisphere of Asia, in a primitive jungle on the edge of the Eurasian continental plate!"

The translation accent that he deliberately imitated really looks like that.

"Speak human." Lu Gu couldn't stand it anymore.

"In the small woods in Shanghu, Huaguo." Jiang Bai said weakly.

The program works.

Jiang Bai continued to start his introduction: "I will be in this primitive jungle without any survival supplies, only some necessities to survive!!"

I swear that I am familiar with this.

Outdoor survival fakery is hammered to death.

Lu Gu muttered behind the camera: "Survive for a few days, but you are talking about the effect of the medicine, regardless of the measurement, it is a hooligan."

Jiang Bai pretended not to hear Lu Gu's muttering, but started his content.

"I'm challenging! The limit of human beings!"

It's almost like challenging the bottom line of human beings...

"Okay, now our first step, I think I should settle myself down first." Jiang Bai walked while talking.

After finishing this long series of opening remarks, Jiang Bai was already out of breath.

Because walking while talking is exhausting, not to mention mountain roads!

"I really don't want to wake up tomorrow morning and see a big cat sleeping next to me." Jiang Bai's words are a little strange.

In fact, it's not so strange to understand it in an interpreter's accent, but when Lu Gu saw Jiang Bai's smiling eyes, he knew that he was not interested in drinking.

In the past few months, the relationship between the two has heated up very quickly, although she is still in her own room when Jiang Bai sleeps every night.

But when she woke up, she found that she was sleeping soundly with her arms around her chest.

Who can resist this! ! ?

Lu Gu heard his ulterior motives, and punched Jiang Bai twice in shame and indignation.

Next, when I walked to a steep slope, Lu Gu had already gone up, and Jiang Bai had to pretend.

"Give me a hand my old buddy!"

Lu Gu took Jiang Bai's hand with a smile and pulled him up.

But the next words let Lu Gu break the defense on the spot: "Thanks! Tony!"

"??? Who is Tony? Who do you say is Tony?"

"I'm sorry I was wrong." Jiang Bai admitted his mistake on the spot, but he still didn't say a word.

I'm sorry I was wrong, dare to do it next time.

Jiang Bai walked to the side of a small stream, and Lu Gu walked behind.

He waved his hand: "Hey~ my old buddy, come and see what that is!"

Lu Gu suppressed his laughter, and tried hard to make the picture taken by the camera not so steep.

This scene is very similar-Yangma's wilderness survival!

Jiang Bai stepped on the stone in the middle of the creek: "Oh my God, I'm so lucky!"

"I have found water resources since I came here! Water resources can be said to be an essential element in wilderness survival. It is said that 90.00% of a person's body is water!"

Jiang Bai started talking nonsense.

"Our water problem has been solved, but if I just drink water like this, I will still get sick easily! Even infected by parasites."

"But this is not the time for us to say that, we have to stay away from here now, because where there is water, there will definitely be large predators!"

Lu Gu almost went crazy laughing listening to Jiang Bai's ghost talk on the shore.

Large carnivores?Don't you mean yourself? !

Jiang Bai returned to the shore, and introduced to the camera while walking: "I once heard that the local aborigines blamed Libo Baodanxian Beima said that he had seen... Bengal tigers, Siberian tigers near here! And the Alaskan tiger!"

Jiang Bai's serious nonsense looks quite bluffing, especially Jiang Bai's face is deceptive.

He looks like a human being.

But what you said is too outrageous! !
Is there a zoo nearby or something?The Bengal tiger and Siberian tiger have all appeared! ?Can I have a snack!
Jiang Bai just walked around at will, and took a few sand sculpture shots.

Like climbing a tree...

Jiang Bai stepped on the ground and grabbed the tree trunk with his hands. He asked Lu Gu to pat only his upper body.

Then he made a special effort, as if he was really climbing a tree.

But Lu Gulu suddenly moved the camera down at the end to match Jiang Bai's hard-working expression.

Hey, the show effect is here again!

And rock climbing is similar to this, taking a close-up shot of a rock.

Jiang Bai will look very high when he jumps down.

But the moment Jiang Bai landed, Lu Gu suddenly changed to Yuanjing...

Boy, this stone is only one meter high! !
There is a big problem, this wind, wilderness survival fraud, hammer him to death!

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Actually, when I first started this book, I thought of the ending like this.

——"Please! POLIPOLI POWER UP Top [-] UP masters! ——I can walk with wind!"

This is the end, but I found that we dug a lot of holes and didn't fill them (smile wryly)

The third season of Transforming Brothers, don't challenge, the broadcast of "Let's Go to School", New Year's greetings, Minecraft, and various other planned collaborations...

I haven't even written it yet, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why do I have to dig so many holes! ! ///
(End of this chapter)