This up walks sideways

Chapter 361 The quirk of fraternity.

"The one squatting on the toilet can go." Teacher Yang Xue looked at the four-legged chicken and said with a smile.

It's too outrageous, God damn can't show respect on the toilet.

Maybe there is no toilet in that place.

The four-legged chicken was silent, and he also felt that this was a bit outrageous.

"I think the rest are okay, but the slaps are a bit too much?" Teacher Yang Xue pointed at Jiang Bai.

"Indeed, it's just a divorce. How can you slap him? You should stab him with a knife." The four-legged chicken added fuel to the fire.

Jiang Bai wanted to refute but was interrupted by teacher Yang Xue: "I think the third one should be, and the spider's is a bit outrageous."

"No, this is the dross of ancient times. It's really outrageous but it does exist." Master Dao hurriedly explained.

Teacher Yang Xue shook his head: "Dao Daozi, you can go."

"Oh oh oh oh~ Dao Daozi."

They started booing, showing their affection in public! ! ?

In fact, nothing was harmed, and there were no single people in this room.

As for the four-legged chicken, this guy has at least ten interns...

"Then I think Kobayashi may have got the right answer, Kobayashi's licking of books is quite normal."

Jiang Bai looked at Xiao Lin: "Are you the correct answer?"

Xiao Lin held back for a while, and then stopped in Bengbu: "This is a whiteboard, hahahahahahaha."

"Hahahaha grass."

"Who said licking books is normal??"

Jiang Bai was silent for a moment: "Tuanzi, let me tell you, I am the correct answer."

"what?"

"Slap in the face, is that the correct answer??"

Everyone was confused, is this slap really a custom?

"I really want to slap each other ten times, and I have to send a cow for them to have dinner together." Jiang Bai looked at the card in his hand and explained.

"Grass."

"I'm convinced, how could there be such a weird custom."

"The main purpose of this series is to help everyone grow up with knowledge, know all kinds of anecdotes..."

Hey guys, this sublimates the theme?
"The third question..." Teacher Yang Xue couldn't hold back her smile when she looked at the card in her hand.

"What?" Jiang Bai was curious.

"Boai Ge Ge's quirk." Teacher Yang Xue said with a smile.

"I'm stunned, what kind of strange question is this, hello!"

"Laughed."

Fraternity: don't cue
After 3 minutes, continue to answer.

The first one is Jiang Bai: "I am the correct answer this time, I was shocked when I saw this answer!"

"What is it?"

"Proud fraternity Gorg of our Quarters has a very strange quirk, what's that?"

"It's that he likes to smell his feet, every time he changes his socks he likes to smell it."

Jiang Bai laughed, laughing loudly.

Brother Bo'ai suffers from wind criticism.

"I was dumbfounded when I saw the content on this hand card, it's too exaggerated!"

Yang Xue rubbed her chin and thought: "I feel a little bit about this."

The referee only has questions, but no answers, so you need to guess whose answer is correct.

Next is the four-legged chicken: "Actually, I am the correct answer. The first brother in our living area loves Gege, and he likes to post photos of his upper body in his circle of friends."

Really?I don't believe it, give me Kangkang!

"Listen to me~ There are some young ladies who give him thumbs up, this is his quirk."

After listening to the four-legged chicken, Teacher Yang Xue can already confirm that this guy is a whiteboard.

Doesn't this fool know that Boai, a social butterfly, has WeChat accounts? ?

Our four top [-] will definitely have his WeChat account!
"Actually, I didn't think of his eccentricity at first, but I remembered it when I saw the card in my hand." Kobayashi began to speak.

"One time Boai and I went out to participate in an event at a small station. We were assigned to the same room. When I came back late that day, I happened to find that he was not in the room."

Jiang Bai was a little curious: "And then."

"Then I opened the door of the toilet and found...he was giving out!"

"What's so strange about this, everyone can show respect, well, it's just not like that who can't show respect on the toilet." Jiang Bai also cue the answer of "can't show respect on the toilet" in the previous game.

The four-legged chicken has a dark face: "The dog will bring the wind, and the corpse will not be killed!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha." Jiang Bai reluctantly agreed with a smile.

"No, no, after listening to me, I found that when he was squatting in the toilet, he was completely naked and without a piece of body!" Xiao Lin said very seriously.

"Then what is this for?"

"Yeah, I don't know why, I just took a glance at it and quickly closed the door."

"Later I asked him why, and his answer was that it would make pulling easier."

Master Dao began to retort: ​​"I'm shit, bah, I don't wear clothes when I come out! It's really smoother to go out without clothes."

"Then what's the matter with Bo'ai's eccentricity?" Xiao Lin glanced at Dao Master.

Daoist collapsed immediately.

"Start your performance." Xiao Lin looked at Master Dao vindictively.

Master Dao quickly waved his hand: "This is real, not made up."

He picked up the card in his hand and took another look quietly.

"Not compiled yet." Jiang Bai said with a smile.

"No way, no way."

"This socialite in our living area loves Ge Ge, he likes to button "bishi""

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" All the staff laughed like crazy.

They naturally know who this "bishi" is, they are all old UP owners.

They also know that Xiaopozhan has experienced two regime changes, and the founder of Pozhan is "bishi".

And being married is at best a stepfather...

"Connotation bishi, big demerits!"

"Big problem ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"Hey, hey, listen to me, he is not just buckling." Jiang Bai made a movement with a wretched smile.

He pretended to stick his index finger into his mouth.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

The hall roared with laughter and belonged to yes.

"No, no, no, no, that's not the case." Jiang Bai shook his head frantically, but he couldn't let himself destroy the reputation of fraternity Gege.

"How could he tell us this kind of thing, maybe this is not true." Xiao Lin said with a smile.

"No way, no way."

"In fact, he just wiped it on the computer screen." Master Dao squinted and smiled, resembling the funny expression in QQ.

"Fuck, it's so disgusting hahahahahahaha!"

No, die laughing, the effect of the show explodes!

Next came Teacher Yang Xue.

Teacher Yang Xue is holding a short stick, waving it as if thinking.

"Booger picking is possible, but if he puts it on the computer screen, can his screen still be used?" Teacher Yang Xue raised reasonable doubts.

"Maybe there is a computer dedicated to him, what if?" Jiang Bai asked with a smile.

"Have you ever been to his house?" Teacher Yang Xue asked.

At this time, Daoist interrupted: "Have you been there?"

Love is a ray of light, (so green that you panic) so wonderful~

"No, no, of course not, but I've seen Boai's video." Teacher Yang Xue quickly retorted.

Jiang Bai looked at the camera with a smile.

"I think we lost another UP friend."

"Did he need to go through that bishi gap when he was doing video editing..."

The four-legged chicken interrupted him: "Don't talk anymore, don't talk anymore hahahahaha."

Don't fight anymore, you have to go to the dance studio to fight, you can't kill people here.

The four-legged chicken talked nonchalantly, but few people paid attention to him.

Kobayashi: "Did he dig it and stick it behind the computer screen?"

Master Dao: "After sticking one screen, does he have to change another screen?"

At this moment, Jiang Bai only hopes that this episode will not be broadcast, at least to maintain their superficial relationship with Boai Gege (funny).

"Hiss, this question is so difficult." Teacher Yang Xue finally returned to normal, and she continued to guess.

Jiang Bai reminded: "Kick whichever one you think is the most ridiculous."

"I think it's that booger." Teacher Yang Xue said with a smile.

Going around and back to booger ha ha ha ha ha grass.

Master Dao: After all, there is no love.

"Actually, I can't remember your answers clearly." Teacher Yang Xue rubbed her head.

It's really that booger is so shocking that it makes my head empty now.

"There is a topless topless photo in Moments over there." Jiang Bai quietly reminded.

Teacher Yang Xue slapped her head, yes.

Bo Ai has never posted any so-called upper body nude photos, who doesn't have a circle of friends with socialites?

"From the circle of friends, you go down." Teacher Yang Xue waved her hand.

The four-legged chicken backed away with resentful eyes, and he decided to compete against Daifeng in the next round.

"Now we have to choose between Lola and Foot Odor, right?" Teacher Yang Xue asked.

"Yes, that's right."

"No, god damn Lola hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

"What the hell is Laura, hello!"

"I'm convinced, Teacher Yang Xue's wonderful ability to make a name."

Naked pull equals Laura right?Hahahahaha hiccup.

"I think, Laura is not too strong, let's go down..." Teacher Yang Xue waved her hand and continued to chase people away.

"I won?" Jiang Bai looked at Teacher Yang Xue.

Teacher Yang Xue nodded: "Congratulations, you have won this question."

"Does that mean there is another question?"

"Yes."

"Then who is the real one?" Teacher Yang Xue was really curious.

What is the proud eccentricity of millions of fans UP the main living area.

"Mine is true, I am shocked!" Jiang Bai opened the hand card.

Sure enough, it is densely packed with words.

"Please watch the VCR." These words suddenly flashed on the TV in their lobby.

Four-legged Chicken's film and television base records life mini-games, in fact, not only have referees, but also planners.

The planning will plan the answers and questions, as well as some other program effects.

The big face of Bo Ai was on the TV from the very beginning, obviously he was forced to record this video.

The expression is particularly funny, although he doesn't have the burden of being an idol, but it's still a little embarrassing to announce his eccentricities to the public.

"I really don't have any quirks now." Boai on TV shrugged. ㄟ(▔，▔)ㄏ

"Shameless."

"I actually think that bishi is true." Jiang Bai smiled and looked at Master Dao.

Daoist smiled foolishly.

"This is the victim's statement, right? Hahahahahaha."

"About smelling foot odor, I liked it when I was in the first and second grades of elementary school because of my innocence..."

"Put your feet up, smell it, and feel that the smell is still all over your head."

"I believe that many friends smell their feet when they are innocent, right? I don't think this is a quirk."

In the end Bo Ai "Anyway, I don't smell it now."

Jiang Bai suddenly remembered the five-second rule that he and Bo Ai had recorded in "Going to School"!

"Boai is actually more than these eccentricities." Jiang Bai smiled.

"What else?"

Jiang Bai said with a smile: "Do you remember that Boai recorded a five-second law with me?"

As he said that, Xiaolin immediately took out his mobile phone and searched.

He actually read it, but forgot what Bo Ai said.

Jiang Bai mobilized the progress bar and finally found Boai's speech at that time.

"Brothers, please watch the old classics!

"Picking your nose in front of your face, scratching your fart for people to smell, peeing without washing your hands."

"Pfft hahahahaha!"

"Public execution!"

"Two goals!"

Teacher Yang Xue smiled very happily: "This level is actually quite difficult, I think you are all right."

Xiao Lin quickly retorted: "No way, I just made it up."

"Brother, I am the same."

Next question.

"When did Chinese people wipe their butts with paper?"

The game starts after 3 minutes. In fact, this show cannot invite those guests who can't turn their heads.

Otherwise, it is really impossible to make up a reasonable story in 3 minutes.

But also reasonable and funny.

"During the Southern and Northern Dynasties, it was recorded in the "Yan Family Instructions" that the Hua people used toilet paper for the first time to wipe their buttocks." Jiang Bai finished briefly.

He couldn't figure out what program effect this question could make, so he could only play it in a satisfactory manner.

The next one is a four-legged chicken: "Everyone knows that Cai Lun's papermaking happened in the Song Dynasty..."

The remaining teacher Yang Xue didn't listen, and the four-legged chicken exploded again hahahahaha.

Isn't Cai Lun's paper making in the Eastern Han Dynasty? ?

Laughing, the four-legged chicken suffered from being uneducated!
"ll"

Xiaolin: "Tang Chao, Li Shimin, asked people around him not to smell bad, understand?"

Master Dao: "During the Yuan Dynasty, the emperor was a shit..."

"Which dynasty emperor doesn't shit hahahahahahaha!"

"We're going to have trouble with shit today, right?"

"I died laughing!"

Teacher Yang Xue was silent for a moment: "Why do I think what Dai Feng said is the most reliable?"

"Of course, the family precepts have been passed down from the Southern and Northern Dynasties." Jiang Bai was complacent.

"Let's just let the wind pass this one. The question is a bit boring. This shouldn't be cut into the video." Xiao Lin spread his hands.

The question is so boring. When there is a big problem, the screenwriter sometimes makes mistakes.

"Which avatar topped the Forbes Avatar Rich List?"

"First of all, you have to trust me. I will make it up in front of me. I can say this directly." Jiang Bai said with a smile.

"This character is from Disney."

Lawyer letter warning! ! !
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Tomorrow is September [-]st, and I officially start school.

I have to study by myself tonight, and I will update it every day or just follow the fate.

Forgive me, it's all about studies.

Don't delete the book QAQ.

(End of this chapter)