I was forced into a straight man by the system
Chapter 141 The core of comedy is tragedy
Chapter 141 The core of comedy is tragedy
No matter who sees Xue Wan and Li Muran appearing together, they can't help secretly applauding.
It's really a perfect match, complementing each other.
The key is that they all came to find Lin Yu.
Standing at the door of the lecture theater, Li Muran took Xue Wan's arm to explore inside, and immediately brought Xue Wan into the sight of others.
Qin Bin hadn't left after class, and when he saw two girls coming to Lin Yu, he immediately glared at Lin Yu.
Then, he said to Xue Wan with a straight face: "What? Come to find a boyfriend? This kid is being criticized for doing bad things, and I will punish him later!"
Xue Wan knew that Professor Qin Bin was very kind to Lin Yu, but when she heard it suddenly, she was still taken aback, thinking that Lin Yu had done something to offend him.
After all, it is extremely lucky for a student to meet a teacher who takes special care of him after four years in school.
"You guys, come to the front, don't want your faces, it's really thanks to you who figured it out! Tell me! Who is behind the scenes!"
Qin Bin turned his face and smiled at Xue Wan and the others: "Don't worry, I will return your boyfriend after I finish the training. Would you like to come in and listen to what happened to your boyfriend?"
He didn't notice that Li Muran's face was extremely pale.
Li Muran looked stupid, looked at Lin Yu, and then at Xue Wan.
However, Xue Wan held her hand tightly.
If eyes could speak, Xue Wan's eyes gathered countless languages at this time, trying to comfort Li Muran.
Li Muran finally broke free from the shock and despair, looked at Xue Wan with pursed lips, and then dragged Xue Wan into the auditorium.
Qin Bin watched with a smile as Xue Wan and Li Muran sat in the back row, and then put on a tiger face, and continued to teach Lin Yu and the others a lesson.
In addition to Lin Yu, there are Huang Xia, Gu Haicheng, and Chao Daiqiang.
What made Qin Bin especially angry was that even Chao Daiqiang was involved.
If there is a mastermind, it must be Lin Yu. Only Lin Yu's mouth can persuade Chao Daiqiang, and he has no hesitation.
He is now looking for the master.
After listening to Xue Wan and Li Muran, they realized that Lin Yu and the others had thrown Professor Qin Bin's bicycle into the school lake.
It's really out of the ordinary.
However, Qin Bin bumped into Xue Wan holding hands with Lin Yu before the sound. He was riding a bicycle and whistling at the two of them, almost playing tricks.
Of course Lin Yu and the others would not have done their own idea, they must have been instructed by others.
Either it was Chen Yichun, but Chen Yichun must have been instructed by the academy.
"stop laughing!"
Li Muran stared at Xue Wan. At this moment, her mood has calmed down a lot.
But there was still some pain, she could understand why Xue Wan didn't tell her, but she still felt sad because of all her thoughts.
The only consolation may be that Lin Yu's love partner is Xue Wan, which can make her feel a little better.
After all, she admired Xue Wan very much and liked her very much.
She was even a little proud, a little grateful, grateful that Xue Wan liked Lin Yu, and fell in love with the same boy as her, which proved that her vision was unique and not bad.
"Teacher, I recruited, and I recruited all of them. It was the counselor who listened to the dean's instructions and then found me. Of course, I am not good. I have no strength alone, so I can only ask a few of them for help."
Lin Yu took the initiative to stand up and take care of everything. Although Lao Qin would not really send them off, let him do it alone for the scolding.
"You don't have the strength yet? You talk about two girlfriends at once, don't you have the strength?"
Qin Bin stared at Lin Yu and yelled.
There was a burst of laughter all around.
To be honest, countless boys are envious and jealous, and countless girls are sour.
Really, Lin Yu's reputation as a straight man is widely spread. Can he find a girl as good as Xue Wan as his girlfriend?
"What are you laughing at? Could it be that you also want to find two girlfriends?"
Lao Qin fanned AOE around him, fired in a burst, and there was a barrage of female guns and Lucian's holy guns.
"Do you think my bicycle is a tank? I want to take such a group of people and throw it into the lake for me!"
Qin Bin was furious.
Of course he knew that the college must have ordered Chen Yichun to find someone to do it, but he didn't expect to find these bastards, it was too much.
He scolded this, one is to vent his anger, and the other is to force these boys to fish up the bicycle for him, make it clean, and he will continue to ride it in the future.
If anyone dares to throw his bicycle again, huh, huh.
Then wait for Professor Qin's big move!
It was very simple for the college to throw his bicycle. He was old, and he liked to ride a bicycle against the wind to chase the sunset. Last time, he accidentally bumped into two students.
The main reason is not that the student will be smashed, but that he broke it.
The college offered him like a treasure.
It's just that he doesn't want to be good himself, ignores the persuasion of others, does his own way, and wishes to race around the campus every day.
After training and scolding Lin Yu like his grandson, Qin Bin complacently announced that get out of class.
"Bring me the bicycle to the dormitory at night."
Holding the tea mug, he left with his head held high.
All eyes immediately fell on Lin Yu, as well as Xue Wan and Li Muran.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen someone with two girlfriends? See you now?"
Li Muran's mouth is very good, before seeing many girls around whispering and looking in this direction frequently, he was very upset.
Lin Yu's scalp was numb, and he directly signaled Xue Wan to take this aunt away quickly.
At this time, everyone's eyes fell directly on Li Muran's lap.
The weather at the beginning of November was already a bit cold, many people put on cotton padded clothes, but Li Muran was fine, he just wore a woolen hip skirt, bare from the knee to the fist, it was so brave to wear it like this.
The key point is that the legs are long, thin and white, which is fascinating.
What's even more exasperating is that this leg is so beautiful, and the person is so good-looking. Although she is fierce, she can't stop her beauty.
Cheng Zhiqi hurried past, not daring to stay, with a depressed expression on her face.
Where did the goblin come from, it completely obscured the light of the girls.
"The bicycle is handed over to us, you hurry up and arrange two girlfriends!"
Huang Xia said hello, dropped a water bag, and then led the team to flee.
Lin Yu had a headache, these unreliable gangs are all here to make trouble.
The three of them walked away in silence, only to see that no one dared to speak.
Lin Yu was of course the first to break the embarrassment.
"Well, I told Wan'er not to tell you that we were in a relationship."
Of course he had to excuse Xue Wan, he didn't want Li Muran's attitude towards Xue Wan to change.
"Are you afraid that I won't be sad? Am I such a narrow person?"
The wind was a bit strong, and Li Muran's hair was fluttering in front of his forehead, and it was messy, with a unique messy beauty.
"Wan'er, you can accompany me as a boyfriend! You got there first!"
Li Muran put her arms around Xue Wan's neck, expressing that she was unwilling to affect her sisterhood with Xue Wan because of Lin Yu.
It's just that her expression, without the flamboyance and wantonness of the past, is clearly insincere.
Of course Xue Wan pretended not to notice this, smiled and kissed her face, "I'll be your boyfriend!"
"Okay, okay! What about this man?"
"The school has more girls who like him, so it's better for them."
"Really? Who is there! Does anyone like such a stupid guy?"
Xue Wan blinked, "Aren't you and I the same?"
Li Muran suddenly showed a bitter expression.
What a headache, anyway, Lin Yu is getting more and more headaches.
This is simply a Shura field.
Lin Yu felt more and more embarrassed, feeling that he couldn't handle it well, and he was afraid that he would not please both ends.
"Let me tell you about my plan!"
Li Muran did not ask Lin Yu's opinion, and started her speech on her own.
I have to say, it's quite decent, it's like giving a live report with a PPT.
Every plan has its core, the meaning it wants to express, and what are the foreshadowing and arrangements around what it wants to express...
For example, let her play a rivalry with Lin Yu, or find a particularly fat girl to act. The topic is closely related to fitness, either exaggerated or reversed, to achieve the comedy effect as much as possible.
"The essence of comedy is that its core is tragedy, and the ultimate tragedy we want to express is that this society is a society in which one looks at one's face, one white covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys everything. As long as you are fat, it seems that you are gone." birthright."
When Li Muran said these words, Lin Yu's heart was shocked, and he suddenly became energetic.
Xue Wan glanced at him with a complicated expression.
(End of this chapter)
No matter who sees Xue Wan and Li Muran appearing together, they can't help secretly applauding.
It's really a perfect match, complementing each other.
The key is that they all came to find Lin Yu.
Standing at the door of the lecture theater, Li Muran took Xue Wan's arm to explore inside, and immediately brought Xue Wan into the sight of others.
Qin Bin hadn't left after class, and when he saw two girls coming to Lin Yu, he immediately glared at Lin Yu.
Then, he said to Xue Wan with a straight face: "What? Come to find a boyfriend? This kid is being criticized for doing bad things, and I will punish him later!"
Xue Wan knew that Professor Qin Bin was very kind to Lin Yu, but when she heard it suddenly, she was still taken aback, thinking that Lin Yu had done something to offend him.
After all, it is extremely lucky for a student to meet a teacher who takes special care of him after four years in school.
"You guys, come to the front, don't want your faces, it's really thanks to you who figured it out! Tell me! Who is behind the scenes!"
Qin Bin turned his face and smiled at Xue Wan and the others: "Don't worry, I will return your boyfriend after I finish the training. Would you like to come in and listen to what happened to your boyfriend?"
He didn't notice that Li Muran's face was extremely pale.
Li Muran looked stupid, looked at Lin Yu, and then at Xue Wan.
However, Xue Wan held her hand tightly.
If eyes could speak, Xue Wan's eyes gathered countless languages at this time, trying to comfort Li Muran.
Li Muran finally broke free from the shock and despair, looked at Xue Wan with pursed lips, and then dragged Xue Wan into the auditorium.
Qin Bin watched with a smile as Xue Wan and Li Muran sat in the back row, and then put on a tiger face, and continued to teach Lin Yu and the others a lesson.
In addition to Lin Yu, there are Huang Xia, Gu Haicheng, and Chao Daiqiang.
What made Qin Bin especially angry was that even Chao Daiqiang was involved.
If there is a mastermind, it must be Lin Yu. Only Lin Yu's mouth can persuade Chao Daiqiang, and he has no hesitation.
He is now looking for the master.
After listening to Xue Wan and Li Muran, they realized that Lin Yu and the others had thrown Professor Qin Bin's bicycle into the school lake.
It's really out of the ordinary.
However, Qin Bin bumped into Xue Wan holding hands with Lin Yu before the sound. He was riding a bicycle and whistling at the two of them, almost playing tricks.
Of course Lin Yu and the others would not have done their own idea, they must have been instructed by others.
Either it was Chen Yichun, but Chen Yichun must have been instructed by the academy.
"stop laughing!"
Li Muran stared at Xue Wan. At this moment, her mood has calmed down a lot.
But there was still some pain, she could understand why Xue Wan didn't tell her, but she still felt sad because of all her thoughts.
The only consolation may be that Lin Yu's love partner is Xue Wan, which can make her feel a little better.
After all, she admired Xue Wan very much and liked her very much.
She was even a little proud, a little grateful, grateful that Xue Wan liked Lin Yu, and fell in love with the same boy as her, which proved that her vision was unique and not bad.
"Teacher, I recruited, and I recruited all of them. It was the counselor who listened to the dean's instructions and then found me. Of course, I am not good. I have no strength alone, so I can only ask a few of them for help."
Lin Yu took the initiative to stand up and take care of everything. Although Lao Qin would not really send them off, let him do it alone for the scolding.
"You don't have the strength yet? You talk about two girlfriends at once, don't you have the strength?"
Qin Bin stared at Lin Yu and yelled.
There was a burst of laughter all around.
To be honest, countless boys are envious and jealous, and countless girls are sour.
Really, Lin Yu's reputation as a straight man is widely spread. Can he find a girl as good as Xue Wan as his girlfriend?
"What are you laughing at? Could it be that you also want to find two girlfriends?"
Lao Qin fanned AOE around him, fired in a burst, and there was a barrage of female guns and Lucian's holy guns.
"Do you think my bicycle is a tank? I want to take such a group of people and throw it into the lake for me!"
Qin Bin was furious.
Of course he knew that the college must have ordered Chen Yichun to find someone to do it, but he didn't expect to find these bastards, it was too much.
He scolded this, one is to vent his anger, and the other is to force these boys to fish up the bicycle for him, make it clean, and he will continue to ride it in the future.
If anyone dares to throw his bicycle again, huh, huh.
Then wait for Professor Qin's big move!
It was very simple for the college to throw his bicycle. He was old, and he liked to ride a bicycle against the wind to chase the sunset. Last time, he accidentally bumped into two students.
The main reason is not that the student will be smashed, but that he broke it.
The college offered him like a treasure.
It's just that he doesn't want to be good himself, ignores the persuasion of others, does his own way, and wishes to race around the campus every day.
After training and scolding Lin Yu like his grandson, Qin Bin complacently announced that get out of class.
"Bring me the bicycle to the dormitory at night."
Holding the tea mug, he left with his head held high.
All eyes immediately fell on Lin Yu, as well as Xue Wan and Li Muran.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen someone with two girlfriends? See you now?"
Li Muran's mouth is very good, before seeing many girls around whispering and looking in this direction frequently, he was very upset.
Lin Yu's scalp was numb, and he directly signaled Xue Wan to take this aunt away quickly.
At this time, everyone's eyes fell directly on Li Muran's lap.
The weather at the beginning of November was already a bit cold, many people put on cotton padded clothes, but Li Muran was fine, he just wore a woolen hip skirt, bare from the knee to the fist, it was so brave to wear it like this.
The key point is that the legs are long, thin and white, which is fascinating.
What's even more exasperating is that this leg is so beautiful, and the person is so good-looking. Although she is fierce, she can't stop her beauty.
Cheng Zhiqi hurried past, not daring to stay, with a depressed expression on her face.
Where did the goblin come from, it completely obscured the light of the girls.
"The bicycle is handed over to us, you hurry up and arrange two girlfriends!"
Huang Xia said hello, dropped a water bag, and then led the team to flee.
Lin Yu had a headache, these unreliable gangs are all here to make trouble.
The three of them walked away in silence, only to see that no one dared to speak.
Lin Yu was of course the first to break the embarrassment.
"Well, I told Wan'er not to tell you that we were in a relationship."
Of course he had to excuse Xue Wan, he didn't want Li Muran's attitude towards Xue Wan to change.
"Are you afraid that I won't be sad? Am I such a narrow person?"
The wind was a bit strong, and Li Muran's hair was fluttering in front of his forehead, and it was messy, with a unique messy beauty.
"Wan'er, you can accompany me as a boyfriend! You got there first!"
Li Muran put her arms around Xue Wan's neck, expressing that she was unwilling to affect her sisterhood with Xue Wan because of Lin Yu.
It's just that her expression, without the flamboyance and wantonness of the past, is clearly insincere.
Of course Xue Wan pretended not to notice this, smiled and kissed her face, "I'll be your boyfriend!"
"Okay, okay! What about this man?"
"The school has more girls who like him, so it's better for them."
"Really? Who is there! Does anyone like such a stupid guy?"
Xue Wan blinked, "Aren't you and I the same?"
Li Muran suddenly showed a bitter expression.
What a headache, anyway, Lin Yu is getting more and more headaches.
This is simply a Shura field.
Lin Yu felt more and more embarrassed, feeling that he couldn't handle it well, and he was afraid that he would not please both ends.
"Let me tell you about my plan!"
Li Muran did not ask Lin Yu's opinion, and started her speech on her own.
I have to say, it's quite decent, it's like giving a live report with a PPT.
Every plan has its core, the meaning it wants to express, and what are the foreshadowing and arrangements around what it wants to express...
For example, let her play a rivalry with Lin Yu, or find a particularly fat girl to act. The topic is closely related to fitness, either exaggerated or reversed, to achieve the comedy effect as much as possible.
"The essence of comedy is that its core is tragedy, and the ultimate tragedy we want to express is that this society is a society in which one looks at one's face, one white covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys everything. As long as you are fat, it seems that you are gone." birthright."
When Li Muran said these words, Lin Yu's heart was shocked, and he suddenly became energetic.
Xue Wan glanced at him with a complicated expression.
(End of this chapter)
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