I was forced into a straight man by the system
Chapter 3 The Sheep Delivered Automatically
Chapter 3 The Sheep Delivered Automatically
Lin Yu has always been disgusted with this kind of scam phone calls.
However, he still chose to answer.
After all, sometimes with luck, you can still get some wool from the liar's head.
"Student Lin Yu, don't get me wrong, I'm really your classmate. Chinese Language and Literature, School of Humanities, Donghua University! I'm your new classmate!"
On the other end of the phone, there was a crisp, crackling voice, and one could tell from the voice that he was a neat and capable person.
"Oh hello, what's the matter?"
"That's right, can you add my WeChat? I'll pull you into the class group."
When did you have a class group?
Tomorrow is still the registration day, and there are still many students who have not come to register. Has this class group been established?
Are you in such a hurry?
Lin Yu was instinctively disgusted. This person named Jiang Yao got their mobile phone number from somewhere. What did he want?
"Sorry, I don't like group chats."
"It's a class group! It's not a chat group. If you join the group, it's convenient to notify you of anything, and the students can also communicate in time..."
There are a lot of balabala, speaking very fast, but quite fluent, and very official.
It's a bit like a news anchor.
"Is it the group created by the teacher? Is there a rigid rule that you must join the group?"
"Well, that's not it."
"That's fine."
Lin Yu hung up the call directly.
"Hello! Harvest 20 straight male points."
"Hello, Jiang Yao's favorability for you has dropped by 2%, and now it is 53%."
Good guy!
This time it is 20 o'clock, this Jiang Yao is too polite.
Lin Yu also had some thoughts at first, wanting to see if he could harvest points for straight men, but he didn't expect to gain a lot.
However, Jiang Yao's favorability for him was only 55% before?
Doesn't seem to have offended her anywhere?
He kept in mind that with a 0% favorability degree, he couldn't harvest points from straight men.
He bought something from the commissary and walked back.
"Hi Lin Yu, I'm Gu Haicheng."
As soon as he arrived at the dormitory, a guy wearing black-rimmed glasses held out his hand to him.
This guy named Gu Haicheng was the first to arrive at the dormitory, but he has been missing.
According to his self-report, it turned out that he went to an Internet cafe.
This fits his image very well. He is fair and slightly fat, but has heavy dark circles under his eyes. He is a bit cold and decadent. At first glance, he looks like a person who often sleeps in, hangs out in Internet cafes, and turns upside down day and night.
"Lin Yu, have you joined the group?"
Huang Xia didn t seem to have any grudges against Lin Yu s refusal to have a dinner just now, and his enthusiasm remained the same.
"Ah? You didn't add it?"
"I was the first to register, and Jiang Yao was the second, but she has been helping out at the welcome reception after registering, and she is very good at coming."
Gu Haicheng pushed down his glasses and looked indifferent, as if he had a bad impression of Jiang Yao.
"At that time, we thought she was also a senior sister! I didn't expect it!"
Only then did Lin Yu remember that there was indeed such a girl.
"She is so proactive, what is she trying to do?"
Zhang Lang was puzzled.
"There are a lot of pictures that can be drawn. We haven't even met a counselor. Maybe they are already hot."
"That's right! Maybe the squad leader's throne is already in his pocket."
Zhang Lang looked fascinated: "Although it is a bit utilitarian, she is a strong woman after all. Such a capable woman is worth my licking."
Huang Xia kicked directly, "Can you fight for a bit? Can you lick this kind of thing?"
Gu Haicheng adjusted his glasses and looked left and right at Zhang Lang, as if he wanted to make sure whether Zhang Lang was joking.
After all, after chatting for a while just now, Zhang Lang wanted to lick this and that at every turn.
"You guys! Don't be too literal!"
"Listen to me, save your face and find a girlfriend quickly."
"Although there are many boys and girls in our College of Humanities, Donghua University has many colleges for bachelors, such as the School of Architecture, Civil Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Electrical Engineering, and the strong men in the Department of Physical Education, all of whom are screaming for their eyes to shine!"
"I'm afraid you don't know how much hardship and how much it will cost to marry a daughter-in-law after graduation. It's really difficult."
"Girls who go to college are relatively simple. If they don't do it at this time, they will regret it! When they step into society and become mature, and when they see more outstanding men, and even be licked by all kinds of men, we still have to deal with it." There is a fart chance!"
"Falling in love in college, we can share joys and sorrows together after graduation. You can try to find someone in the society, ask for a few luxury cars, a few suites, hundreds of thousands of gifts..."
Zhang Lang, who had been smiling all the time, became a lot more serious and kept talking.
"My parents are ordinary office workers, and the family conditions are very average. When I was in school, I couldn't find a way to find a wife. Even if I get a wife in the future, the quality must be far worse than now!"
Lin Yu thought that Zhang Lang would be the kind of heartless person before, but he didn't expect that he would say such a thing.
It sounds a bit utilitarian, but this kind of utilitarianism seems to be more acceptable than Jiang Yao's utilitarianism.
What's more, people have their own ambitions, and they don't think there is anything wrong with Zhang Lang.
Then the phone rang again.
It's still the same number, Jiang Yao.
"Student Lin Yu, I'm Jiang Yao. All your roommates have joined the group, and you are the only one missing."
Lin Yu was secretly happy, and the money giver came again.
This person who tirelessly came to give him money is simply the God of Wealth.
"They are them and I am me."
"..."
"Hello! Harvest 10 straight male points."
"Hello, Jiang Yao's favorability for you has dropped by 1%, and now it is 52%."
Nice!
Lin Yu almost clapped his hands excitedly, this Jiang Yao is too powerful.
His "favorability" towards Jiang Yao almost skyrocketed.
Nice guy!
He just made a cash withdrawal, and the bank card balance was 547 yuan.
This month, you don't have to eat vegetarian meals every now and then.
"Oh! Classmate Lin Yu! I added you and you pass it! You should be happy if a girl takes the initiative to add you on WeChat!"
"Why should I be happy?"
"Uh……"
"Hi, Jiang Yao's favorability towards you has decreased by 3%, and it is now 49%. Please note that Jiang Yao's favorability towards you has reached the level of disgust."
It's strange, but this time I didn't get any straight man points.
What happens when the favorability reaches the disgust level?
What's going on here?
The three roommates next to me stared wide-eyed.
However, Huang Xia and Zhang Lang stopped making a fuss, Gu Haicheng's eyes flashed behind his black-rimmed glasses, and he gave Lin Yu a thumbs up.
"It seems that classmate Lin Yu has a high vision! But it doesn't matter, there are many beauties in the class, there is always one that suits you, you will know when you join the group."
Jiang Yao's voice was still full of enthusiasm.
"What does having more beautiful women have to do with me?"
"you you……"
"Lin Yu, don't you want to find a girlfriend?"
"We worked so hard to get into college, shouldn't we study hard? Still want to fall in love?"
Hearing Lin Yu uttered this famous saying again, Huang Xia and Zhang Lang both slapped their heads, looking hopeless.
Gu Haicheng, who had always been a little indifferent, was also moved, looking at Lin Yu up and down, like looking at a monster.
"Hello! Harvest 10 straight male points."
"Hello! Harvest 10 straight male points."
"Hello, Jiang Yao's favorability for you has dropped by 1%, and now it is 48%."
It seems that Jiang Yao is full of resentment at this moment, but the decline in favorability has slowed down a bit.
"Then in order to study hard, shouldn't you join the class group and exchange learning experience?"
Jiang Yao's voice was no longer enthusiastic, and it was obvious that she had lost all hope.
Lin Yu actually really didn't like group chats, so he instinctively resisted.
However, Jiang Yao's words woke him up. There are a lot of female students in the class, and a lot of leeks are waiting to be harvested.
"That's fine! Just add it!"
"Hello! Harvest 10 straight male points."
"Hello, Jiang Yao's favorability for you has dropped by 1%, and now it is 47%."
Obviously, Lin Yu's reluctance has made Jiang Yao no longer want to talk to him.
I'm afraid that Jiang Yao at this moment has already cut him into pieces in his stomach.
Seeing Lin Yu hang up the phone, Zhang Lang shook his head and sighed, "Lin Yu, Lin Yu, you will definitely regret it in the future, unless you don't want to find someone in class."
Huang Xiayu said earnestly: "Brother, I think you have offended Jiang Yao. Some people can't afford to offend, especially women."
Anyway, neither of them believed that Lin Yu was a straight man.
Gu Haicheng had a different opinion.
"I don't think it's a big deal. Why should we cooperate unconditionally everywhere, coaxing and offering?"
"Hey, like Lin Yu, you just want to study hard and don't want to find a partner?"
"I still need to find someone, but for someone like Jiang Yao, let's save it!"
"Don't pick, brother! Hold on to the growth, we really don't have the right to pick now!"
Several people chatted in full swing.
Lin Yu happily opened the text message on his mobile phone, looking at the balance of 847 yuan, he felt much more comfortable.
Thank you Jiang Yao, good man.
The mobile phone is another string of information.
Jiang Yao pulled him into the group chat.
It shows that there are already more than 20 people in the group, it seems that Jiang Yao's mobility is really strong.
However, no one in the group spoke, perhaps because they were still strangers to each other.
The argument between Zhang Lang and Gu Haicheng didn't last long, and soon turned into unanimous expectations for the female students in the class.
After all, in a major like Chinese language and literature, there must be more women than men, and the probability of having beautiful women is quite high.
Lin Yu went downstairs to recharge his meal card.
750 yuan, one month's food expenses, an average of 25 yuan per day.
Now that he has found a way to make money, he certainly won't be too harsh on himself.
There is an extra APP on the mobile phone, and you can directly enter the [Straight men from all universes unite to become a family] platform.
At present, this platform only opens the function of exchanging points for real money for straight men.
All other functions are gray, and I don't know what they are yet.
But according to the previous description, it should be possible to exchange for real objects.
Of course, he doesn't care about unlocking or not, after all, he only recognizes money, and it's good if he can exchange money.
Just as he was about to go back to the dormitory, the phone message rang.
It turned out to be the [Donghua University School of Humanities, Chinese Language and Literature Major 2020] class group just now.
It was indeed Jiang Yao who spoke.
"Boys who are still in school, come and help me. This is Cheng Zhiqi who just came to report. She has a lot of luggage. Here is your chance to perform!"
(End of this chapter)
Lin Yu has always been disgusted with this kind of scam phone calls.
However, he still chose to answer.
After all, sometimes with luck, you can still get some wool from the liar's head.
"Student Lin Yu, don't get me wrong, I'm really your classmate. Chinese Language and Literature, School of Humanities, Donghua University! I'm your new classmate!"
On the other end of the phone, there was a crisp, crackling voice, and one could tell from the voice that he was a neat and capable person.
"Oh hello, what's the matter?"
"That's right, can you add my WeChat? I'll pull you into the class group."
When did you have a class group?
Tomorrow is still the registration day, and there are still many students who have not come to register. Has this class group been established?
Are you in such a hurry?
Lin Yu was instinctively disgusted. This person named Jiang Yao got their mobile phone number from somewhere. What did he want?
"Sorry, I don't like group chats."
"It's a class group! It's not a chat group. If you join the group, it's convenient to notify you of anything, and the students can also communicate in time..."
There are a lot of balabala, speaking very fast, but quite fluent, and very official.
It's a bit like a news anchor.
"Is it the group created by the teacher? Is there a rigid rule that you must join the group?"
"Well, that's not it."
"That's fine."
Lin Yu hung up the call directly.
"Hello! Harvest 20 straight male points."
"Hello, Jiang Yao's favorability for you has dropped by 2%, and now it is 53%."
Good guy!
This time it is 20 o'clock, this Jiang Yao is too polite.
Lin Yu also had some thoughts at first, wanting to see if he could harvest points for straight men, but he didn't expect to gain a lot.
However, Jiang Yao's favorability for him was only 55% before?
Doesn't seem to have offended her anywhere?
He kept in mind that with a 0% favorability degree, he couldn't harvest points from straight men.
He bought something from the commissary and walked back.
"Hi Lin Yu, I'm Gu Haicheng."
As soon as he arrived at the dormitory, a guy wearing black-rimmed glasses held out his hand to him.
This guy named Gu Haicheng was the first to arrive at the dormitory, but he has been missing.
According to his self-report, it turned out that he went to an Internet cafe.
This fits his image very well. He is fair and slightly fat, but has heavy dark circles under his eyes. He is a bit cold and decadent. At first glance, he looks like a person who often sleeps in, hangs out in Internet cafes, and turns upside down day and night.
"Lin Yu, have you joined the group?"
Huang Xia didn t seem to have any grudges against Lin Yu s refusal to have a dinner just now, and his enthusiasm remained the same.
"Ah? You didn't add it?"
"I was the first to register, and Jiang Yao was the second, but she has been helping out at the welcome reception after registering, and she is very good at coming."
Gu Haicheng pushed down his glasses and looked indifferent, as if he had a bad impression of Jiang Yao.
"At that time, we thought she was also a senior sister! I didn't expect it!"
Only then did Lin Yu remember that there was indeed such a girl.
"She is so proactive, what is she trying to do?"
Zhang Lang was puzzled.
"There are a lot of pictures that can be drawn. We haven't even met a counselor. Maybe they are already hot."
"That's right! Maybe the squad leader's throne is already in his pocket."
Zhang Lang looked fascinated: "Although it is a bit utilitarian, she is a strong woman after all. Such a capable woman is worth my licking."
Huang Xia kicked directly, "Can you fight for a bit? Can you lick this kind of thing?"
Gu Haicheng adjusted his glasses and looked left and right at Zhang Lang, as if he wanted to make sure whether Zhang Lang was joking.
After all, after chatting for a while just now, Zhang Lang wanted to lick this and that at every turn.
"You guys! Don't be too literal!"
"Listen to me, save your face and find a girlfriend quickly."
"Although there are many boys and girls in our College of Humanities, Donghua University has many colleges for bachelors, such as the School of Architecture, Civil Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Electrical Engineering, and the strong men in the Department of Physical Education, all of whom are screaming for their eyes to shine!"
"I'm afraid you don't know how much hardship and how much it will cost to marry a daughter-in-law after graduation. It's really difficult."
"Girls who go to college are relatively simple. If they don't do it at this time, they will regret it! When they step into society and become mature, and when they see more outstanding men, and even be licked by all kinds of men, we still have to deal with it." There is a fart chance!"
"Falling in love in college, we can share joys and sorrows together after graduation. You can try to find someone in the society, ask for a few luxury cars, a few suites, hundreds of thousands of gifts..."
Zhang Lang, who had been smiling all the time, became a lot more serious and kept talking.
"My parents are ordinary office workers, and the family conditions are very average. When I was in school, I couldn't find a way to find a wife. Even if I get a wife in the future, the quality must be far worse than now!"
Lin Yu thought that Zhang Lang would be the kind of heartless person before, but he didn't expect that he would say such a thing.
It sounds a bit utilitarian, but this kind of utilitarianism seems to be more acceptable than Jiang Yao's utilitarianism.
What's more, people have their own ambitions, and they don't think there is anything wrong with Zhang Lang.
Then the phone rang again.
It's still the same number, Jiang Yao.
"Student Lin Yu, I'm Jiang Yao. All your roommates have joined the group, and you are the only one missing."
Lin Yu was secretly happy, and the money giver came again.
This person who tirelessly came to give him money is simply the God of Wealth.
"They are them and I am me."
"..."
"Hello! Harvest 10 straight male points."
"Hello, Jiang Yao's favorability for you has dropped by 1%, and now it is 52%."
Nice!
Lin Yu almost clapped his hands excitedly, this Jiang Yao is too powerful.
His "favorability" towards Jiang Yao almost skyrocketed.
Nice guy!
He just made a cash withdrawal, and the bank card balance was 547 yuan.
This month, you don't have to eat vegetarian meals every now and then.
"Oh! Classmate Lin Yu! I added you and you pass it! You should be happy if a girl takes the initiative to add you on WeChat!"
"Why should I be happy?"
"Uh……"
"Hi, Jiang Yao's favorability towards you has decreased by 3%, and it is now 49%. Please note that Jiang Yao's favorability towards you has reached the level of disgust."
It's strange, but this time I didn't get any straight man points.
What happens when the favorability reaches the disgust level?
What's going on here?
The three roommates next to me stared wide-eyed.
However, Huang Xia and Zhang Lang stopped making a fuss, Gu Haicheng's eyes flashed behind his black-rimmed glasses, and he gave Lin Yu a thumbs up.
"It seems that classmate Lin Yu has a high vision! But it doesn't matter, there are many beauties in the class, there is always one that suits you, you will know when you join the group."
Jiang Yao's voice was still full of enthusiasm.
"What does having more beautiful women have to do with me?"
"you you……"
"Lin Yu, don't you want to find a girlfriend?"
"We worked so hard to get into college, shouldn't we study hard? Still want to fall in love?"
Hearing Lin Yu uttered this famous saying again, Huang Xia and Zhang Lang both slapped their heads, looking hopeless.
Gu Haicheng, who had always been a little indifferent, was also moved, looking at Lin Yu up and down, like looking at a monster.
"Hello! Harvest 10 straight male points."
"Hello! Harvest 10 straight male points."
"Hello, Jiang Yao's favorability for you has dropped by 1%, and now it is 48%."
It seems that Jiang Yao is full of resentment at this moment, but the decline in favorability has slowed down a bit.
"Then in order to study hard, shouldn't you join the class group and exchange learning experience?"
Jiang Yao's voice was no longer enthusiastic, and it was obvious that she had lost all hope.
Lin Yu actually really didn't like group chats, so he instinctively resisted.
However, Jiang Yao's words woke him up. There are a lot of female students in the class, and a lot of leeks are waiting to be harvested.
"That's fine! Just add it!"
"Hello! Harvest 10 straight male points."
"Hello, Jiang Yao's favorability for you has dropped by 1%, and now it is 47%."
Obviously, Lin Yu's reluctance has made Jiang Yao no longer want to talk to him.
I'm afraid that Jiang Yao at this moment has already cut him into pieces in his stomach.
Seeing Lin Yu hang up the phone, Zhang Lang shook his head and sighed, "Lin Yu, Lin Yu, you will definitely regret it in the future, unless you don't want to find someone in class."
Huang Xiayu said earnestly: "Brother, I think you have offended Jiang Yao. Some people can't afford to offend, especially women."
Anyway, neither of them believed that Lin Yu was a straight man.
Gu Haicheng had a different opinion.
"I don't think it's a big deal. Why should we cooperate unconditionally everywhere, coaxing and offering?"
"Hey, like Lin Yu, you just want to study hard and don't want to find a partner?"
"I still need to find someone, but for someone like Jiang Yao, let's save it!"
"Don't pick, brother! Hold on to the growth, we really don't have the right to pick now!"
Several people chatted in full swing.
Lin Yu happily opened the text message on his mobile phone, looking at the balance of 847 yuan, he felt much more comfortable.
Thank you Jiang Yao, good man.
The mobile phone is another string of information.
Jiang Yao pulled him into the group chat.
It shows that there are already more than 20 people in the group, it seems that Jiang Yao's mobility is really strong.
However, no one in the group spoke, perhaps because they were still strangers to each other.
The argument between Zhang Lang and Gu Haicheng didn't last long, and soon turned into unanimous expectations for the female students in the class.
After all, in a major like Chinese language and literature, there must be more women than men, and the probability of having beautiful women is quite high.
Lin Yu went downstairs to recharge his meal card.
750 yuan, one month's food expenses, an average of 25 yuan per day.
Now that he has found a way to make money, he certainly won't be too harsh on himself.
There is an extra APP on the mobile phone, and you can directly enter the [Straight men from all universes unite to become a family] platform.
At present, this platform only opens the function of exchanging points for real money for straight men.
All other functions are gray, and I don't know what they are yet.
But according to the previous description, it should be possible to exchange for real objects.
Of course, he doesn't care about unlocking or not, after all, he only recognizes money, and it's good if he can exchange money.
Just as he was about to go back to the dormitory, the phone message rang.
It turned out to be the [Donghua University School of Humanities, Chinese Language and Literature Major 2020] class group just now.
It was indeed Jiang Yao who spoke.
"Boys who are still in school, come and help me. This is Cheng Zhiqi who just came to report. She has a lot of luggage. Here is your chance to perform!"
(End of this chapter)
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