I was forced into a straight man by the system

Chapter 76
This ticket office is very serious.

It is mainly prepared for the fat boss and the others. They can play cards or something here.

As for tickets, sorry, there are none.

I had no intention of selling tickets.

This is just a cover, otherwise how can we occupy this place for private use?
This is a public place, and everyone has the right to come here.

People's good basketball courts can be requisitioned by square dancing aunts, and it is conceivable that even if the basketball is flying back and forth, it is still beautiful.

In case I offend Madam Fan, I will prick you with a needle.

The fat boss and the others probably never thought that Lin Yu would arrange a door god for them.

Hearing Lin Yu's explanation, Chen Yichun couldn't help but laugh.

"You have quite a lot of experience in fighting! There is a famous blind date corner here in Longxi Park! There are many aunts."

Lin Yu took the initiative to take Chen Yichun's bicycle and park it for her, hesitatingly said: "According to your conditions and appearance, the instructor shouldn't come to the blind date corner here?"

He had been in contact with Chen Yichun alone several times, and finally he could speak a little more casually.

"Hello, 30 straight male points are harvested."

Chen Yichun gave him a sideways glance, "I've just heard about it! It's too late to worry about your affairs, so I don't have the heart to go on a blind date."

"Director, you've been exposed! So you're single!"

Huang Xia walked over with a smile and handed Chen Yichun a bottle of water.

Chen Yichun said thank you, took the water and unscrewed the lid and took a sip.

When she raised her neck, her smooth chin and slender neck looked like ivory carvings, and she looked so pretty even drinking water.

Even the fat boss and others watched her throat move slightly, and the water flowed from her mouth through her throat to her body, just like watching an advertisement for drinking water.

"By the way, take this and share it later."

Chen Yichun took out a large bag of snacks from her sports backpack.

"What is this? Cordyceps sinensis?" Gu Haicheng leaned over, his head looked extraordinarily big next to Chen Yichun.

"Duck tongue! A specialty of my hometown, Wenzhou."

"Yo Director, you are from Wenzhou!"

"Ah, what's the matter, you too?"

"No, no, I want to say that our hometowns are all close to the sea, and they are all relatively large."

Gu Haicheng often spoke so nonsense, Chen Yichun smiled, and walked around to see Lin Yu's arrangement.

"Choose this location, do you plan to throw all the garbage into the river?"

"Yes, some leftovers, shrimp shells, etc. can be thrown in, and the rest can be collected and taken away."

"There are only garbage bags, no trash cans!"

Chen Yichun observed very carefully.

Lin Yu smiled, and pouted towards Zhang Lang.

Zhang Lang pulled over a portable plastic stool, turned it upside down and put it on the ground, and then put the garbage bag in it, which happened to be a big garbage can.

Chen Yichun laughed immediately, "You guys are very experienced! You are really thoughtful!"

"Dai Qiang, be careful."

Seeing Chao Daiqiang silently prying oysters there, Chen Yichun hurried over to give a few words of advice.

"Don't worry, instructor! You're wearing gloves!"

Lin Yu deliberately asked the fat boss to help him buy reliable rubber gloves.

When ordinary people pry oysters, their hands will surely bleed.

The oysters were delivered by the fat boss last night by car. They were soaked in salt water and their function remained intact. It was a bit difficult to pry them open.

It is not as simple as everyone imagines.

Chao Daiqiang can't do it alone, he needs several people.

Oysters piled up like a hill can torture people.

If Chao Daiqiang hadn't been sitting here all the time, Lin Yu probably would give up after prying one or two.

Huang Xia, Gu Haicheng and Zhang Lang are each in charge of a grill.

It’s easy to bake, and anyone who is interested in trying it out can do it. They are mainly in charge of teppanyaki, grill pans, etc., so let’s supervise it by the way.

Of course, the first job is to arrange the plate.

Razor clams, clams, and prawns are placed on baking trays one by one, with garlic on the bottom and minced garlic on top.

This job is also simple, the main thing is to cook the garlic in place.

"Why do you keep some uncooked minced garlic?"

Chen Yichun asked curiously.

"It's used for coloring. It seems that the color of minced garlic is better. Also, it is to add a little spicy taste. After the garlic seeds are smashed into minced garlic, they should be washed with water, so as to wash away the pungent smell. But Some dishes need a bit of spiciness, so add some raw garlic to neutralize it.”

Chen Yichun kept nodding, "Watching you operate unrealistically, I really don't know there are so many twists and turns in it."

At this meeting, a few girls came by in a patrol car, and Chen Yichun was stunned.

"This park doesn't charge us a venue fee, and it still takes care of us like this. After it's over, thank you, and help them clean up the venue."

As she said that, she even walked over to thank the security master solemnly.

Lin Yu and the others could only hold back their laughter, winking here.

The girls don't know why, they only know that the security guard is a nice guy.

There are two workbenches here for the girls to cut fruits and make some light meals.

Almost every girl who came over would be amazed.

Because Lin Yu and the others were too formal.

Just watching this battle, I feel very energetic and a bit aggressive.

The students came one after another.

The girls also arrived in sevens and eights.

Cheng Zhiqi and the others put on heavy makeup and dressed as if they were going on an outing. They got out of the patrol car and giggled coquettishly.

"This supporting service is so good! There is also a car to pick you up! Who thought of it, this girl wants to blow him a kiss."

Holding two fish in his hand, Gu Haicheng stood up and said with a smile, "It's the fat boss's idea, the fat boss is so nice, go and kiss him!"

The fat boss and the others were sitting at the ticket office. They were looking around, but when they heard this, they immediately beamed with joy, their eyes like flashlights.

When Cheng Zhiqi saw it, she suddenly became angry: "I'm just joking!"

A few girls came over, and suddenly there was a burst of fragrance.

The fat bosses kept winking at Lin Yu, expressing the true value of the 800 yuan sponsorship fee.

Jiang Yao came over to greet Chen Yichun affectionately, and even chatted for a while.

Cheng Zhiqi is different. Her family is rich and doesn't care much about the school's resources, so she doesn't have much respect for Chen Yichun.

Jiang Yao came over with a happy face, "Lin Yu, just tell us what you need to do. We will listen to your command today."

Her tone was sincere.

Lin Yu shook his head and said: "No need, your fingernails are all painted with nail polish, isn't it convenient for you to work?"

What he meant was obvious. These women were gorgeous, with heavy makeup and nail polish. They didn't look like they were here to work, how hypocritical.

"We are manicure!"

Cheng Zhiqi rolled her eyes this way.

"I understand, I understand. Empress Dowager Lafayette Cixi's manicure is longer than yours." Gu Haicheng held up two fish and excitedly leaned over, his nose twitching, as if he was smelling the fragrance of Cheng Zhiqi's body.

Cheng Zhiqi stepped aside immediately, with a look of disgust.

"Will your girls still do manicures after they get married? Who will do the housework?"

Lin Yu kept arranging the plates in his hands, and couldn't help asking.

He wanted to try to see if he had points for straight men.

After all, it hasn't opened yet!

……

"Hello, 20 straight male points are harvested."

"Hello, 12 straight male points are harvested."

"Hello, 9 straight male points are harvested."

……

Suddenly there was a large number of straight male points.

Most of the girls in the class sighed straight.

Huh?
This is still quite rare.

Before his DISS Cheng Zhiqi put on heavy makeup, there were not so many straight men sighing.

Are girls so obsessed with manicure?

"You are male chauvinism! After you marry a wife, will she wash, cook and do housework for you? What's the difference between this and a nanny?"

Cheng Zhiqi was indignant.

As soon as the voice fell, it was full of straight men's points again.

"Then when you live alone, don't you do housework?"

Lin Yu had a sincere expression of asking for advice on his face.

Another large group of straight men earned points.

With Chen Yichun here, Lin Yu would not irritate Cheng Zhiqi and the others too much.

The sun in the morning is a little weak, and the clouds are overlapping. This weather is indeed very suitable for barbecue.

Many meat skewers began to be put on the grill, and soon, there was a smell of chi chi meat filling the air.

The people from the food club finally arrived.

Seven or eight people.

Cao Wei is from the School of Humanities, and Wei Qing was the middleman before, and he has met him before.

The president of the food club is a fat man named Zhao Yichen, and he has a Douyin account with millions of fans.

Eat and broadcast, the name is [Tutu Tutu is so cute].

When Lin Yu first heard this name, Lin Yu was really a MMP.

But Cao Wei said that if Zhao Yichen helped drain the flow, it would be prosperous.

Lin Yu really wanted this big fat man.

So, it depends on whether you can conquer this guy today.

"Gourmet clubs have to show off their skills when recruiting newcomers. It's up to you today."

Zhao Yichen didn't seem to be very good at words, so he came over and nodded his head as a greeting, Da Ma Jindao sat down, and then began to be in a daze.

Cao Wei smiled and said, "Then why don't you start a live broadcast?"

"It's just a barbecue, what's there to broadcast." Zhao Yichen vented his nostrils, looking very disapproving.

It seems that it is a bit like going through the motions.

After all, barbecue is not serious cooking, and it really doesn't catch his eye.

"Let's see." Lin Yu continued to invite.

Only then did Zhao Yichen look around, and glanced around, "Yo, not bad!"

His eyes wandered quickly, and after a short look, he saw a lot of ways.

He directly took out his mobile phone to open the live broadcast room, and then started to broadcast live.

The speed of this slap in the face.

And it seemed like he didn't mind slapping himself in the face at all.

"Something!"

Zhao Yichen couldn't help nodding.

When everyone arrived, a large number of skewers were put on the grill, and the teppanyaki and grill pans began to emit heat under the licking of the flames.

"Yo, this minced garlic is good, delicious!"

After all, Zhao Yichen is an expert, and he ate it as soon as he ate it. This minced garlic is quite authentic and cannot be bought.

"The ingredients are processed at a high level. Your family has opened a restaurant before, right?"

Originally, Zhao Yichen's attitude towards Lin Yu was very ordinary, but now they will have a serious conversation.

"That's it!"

Lin Yu smiled, but still didn t mention the Huang family in Haizhou.

Presumably, an old glutton like Zhao Yichen has probably heard of the name of the Huang family in Haizhou.

Facing the camera, Zhao Yichen began to popularize the processing of minced garlic, how delicate it is to be completely delicious, but it is not far from Lin Yu's previous operation.

This time, the grandpas and aunts who went home to refresh after morning exercise appeared in the park again in twos and threes.

Probably attracted by the scent here, they all came over to probe their brains.

A few aunts rushed over directly and wanted to move the table, but were stopped by the fat boss.

"Auntie, we have to buy a ticket to enter this food festival."

"Who is your aunt? You are so old, I see that you are older than me, and you are still an aunt!"

The fat boss was immediately sprayed all over his face.

"How much is your ticket?"

No matter how crowded they couldn’t get through, the aunts finally started to ask about the fare.

"200 yuan per person, open up and eat!"

The fat boss smiled.

The aunts immediately shouted, as if they had been brutally slaughtered by profiteers.

"Just eat some barbecue, and it costs 200 per person? Then these young people are also 200?"

"Are you crazy? Want to steal money?"

"Who are you fooling? Pay 200, 2 yuan is almost the same!"

The aunts made a noise, which immediately attracted more people.

(End of this chapter)