I was forced into a straight man by the system

Chapter 78
"What? Emotional blogger?"

"You are the only emotional blogger?"

"What, help honest people deal with emotions correctly? Who did honest people provoke?"

"Chicken soup? Are you poisoning the man?"

"Only you, a straight man, still teach people how to deal with feelings?"

"Face the wind!"

After a taunt, there were both men and women, even Gu Haicheng and the others couldn't help laughing.

Lin Yu never revealed this to them.

Short video platforms are not so easy to mix.

"Maybe you often see who is popular, and you think that short video platforms are particularly easy to become popular. But the ones that can rise are all iceberg peaks, and most of them sink below sea level.

You may even post dozens of videos and find that there are still only a few or dozens of views.Even if you do the content seriously, there is still no improvement.This is the most real!
I suggest that you still cook food with me, it will get twice the result with half the effort.With me taking you to do it together, the start is much smoother.Look at those who talk about cars, they all appear on the scene and support each other. "

Zhao Yichen had already explained it in detail, and it was also quite sincere.

"That's right, what kind of emotional blogger should you be? Have you ever been in love?"

Others also persuaded.

Lin Yu pretended to be thinking about it seriously, but was actually checking the straight man's points.

He said just now that he wanted to be an emotional blogger, but all the girls in the class contributed straight man points to him, and it turned out to be more than 400 points all at once.

Even Chen Yichun couldn't help laughing and contributed 20 straight man points.

"Thank you Brother Zhao, I still want to make emotional short videos, I feel that I am more talented in this area."

As soon as the words fell, Cheng Zhiqi burst into laughter, but was choked to death by the food in her mouth.

The others laughed too.

Of course, more than 300 straight male points arrived in the account.

Everyone didn t take this matter too seriously, they all thought that Lin Yu wanted to play tickets, so they didn t bother to take care of him.

After all, it's normal for young people to have such and such thoughts, and it's okay to make such and such attempts, as long as you are happy.

"Let's talk about it after you do it first! When your fan value breaks through [-] one day, I invite you to show your face in my video."

Zhao Yichen couldn t just eat a meal for nothing, he had to give Lin Yu some face.

"By the way, you can go and see similar bloggers to see how they make content. Especially those who have more followers and more likes!"

Lin Yu nodded, Zhao Yichen is a nice person, very generous.

Find a way to break through [-] fans first!

He started to think again, if Douyin's short video can't be played for a while, is there any other way to quickly harvest a lot of points from straight men.

He actually has a lot of crooked ideas.

Before, it was all about making small troubles. After all, he was cautious and hadn't fully understood the system.

Now he felt that he could slowly let go of his courage.

The activity was successfully completed, and many students were burping their round bellies, and it was so satisfying to eat.

"Is it good to eat?"

Lin Yu sent Zhao Yichen away and they came back to ask.

"Excellent! The first time eating barbecue is so refreshing!"

This is the truth, even Cheng Zhiqi and the others who are picky girls can't find any faults.

"I'm so full that I don't even dare to weigh myself when I go back."

"That's right! This meal will make you gain at least two catties."

"What to do!"

Cheng Zhiqi and the others started Versailles.

"It's okay, go back and take a shit and you'll be fine." Gu Haicheng got out again.

Suddenly burst into laughter.

Cheng Zhiqi stomped her feet: "You are too vulgar."

"Aren't you going to take a shit when you go back? Fairies have to take a shit too!" Gu Haicheng pretended to be serious.

Lin Yu shook his head, cleaning up on his own. Originally, he wanted to come up and say a few words, to see if he could get some points for straight men, so just think about it.

Sometimes it can be said to be a straight man, and sometimes it can be regarded as a fool.

"All right!"

Chen Yichun glanced at Gu Haicheng, "The more you say it, the more outrageous it is."

She has never turned cold all day today, talking and laughing all the time.There are no shelves.

Gu Haicheng had a playful smile: "Why don't you go first, Director?"

"It's okay, let's clean up together!"

Chen Yichun rolled up her sleeves and helped clean up the venue.

A venue that has been ruined by sixty or seventy people can be as unsightly as it needs to be.

Even though Lin Yu and the others made a dozen trash cans out of plastic stools, the surrounding ground was still in a mess.

Chen Yichun doesn't do housework at first glance, but at least her attitude is there.

With this example, many people have joined in.

Basically, they have eyesight, do not add chaos, and do something within their ability.

For example, moving tables and stools.

The main job is still done by Lin Yu and his ten people.

The more people with strong hands-on ability, the faster things will be done.

Soon all the things that should be packed will be cleaned up, and the garbage bags will be tightly packed and placed on the side of the road. The security guard will help to deal with it later.

The rest is flushing. The advantage of being by the river is that it is convenient to wash the floor.

It is inevitable that there are still some stains, which can only be handed over to the security guards.

But overall it is quite clean, far exceeding the psychological expectations of the security guards.

They thought they would have a good meal to clean up.

"The quality of Donghua University's students is high, amazing!"

The security master really praised it.

Huang Xia went over to say a few words of thanks, and then a few packs of cigarettes.

Not for anything else, this place is good, you can come here often in the future, if you build a good relationship, it will be like your own back garden.

Chen Yichun noticed this scene, and couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.

The security master worked hard to pull the girls in patrol cars, and the cars were like little piggies.

Chen Yichun stood on the side of the road talking to Lin Yu, "Did you spend a lot of money this time?"

She estimated that one person ate more than 200.

After all, there are more than 50 people.

Although she doesn't go to the vegetable market, she still understands the reason why if she is not in charge of the family, she doesn't know how expensive the rice is.

Many students only know that eating is fun, but they don't know that things are expensive now.

Before the class fee was charged 100 per person.

"No, it only cost less than 7000 yuan. After deducting the 4000 yuan sponsorship fee from the fat boss and his four stores, the expenditure is less than 3000 yuan."

In other words, there are more than 50 people in the class, and the per capita is less than 60.

"So cheap? Also, isn't it 800 sponsorship fees for each family?" Chen Yichun looked like a curious baby, and couldn't help but glance at Huang Xia, afraid that Huang Xia would pay for it himself.

"All the vegetables are bought at the distribution terminal, because I buy them at one time, and I buy a lot, so of course it is cheaper. For example, this raw oyster is only 3 yuan a piece, and the same one in the central vegetable market costs 7 yuan. money one."

Chen Yichun nodded immediately, this is the benefit of centralized procurement, let alone going to the distribution terminal.

"It's really bothering the fat boss and the others. After all, it costs a lot of gas to go there, and you asked them to increase the sponsorship fee by 200 yuan?"

After all, Chen Yichun was sincere, and felt that the fat boss and the others were too polite, and felt a little sorry.

"What! I made an agreement with Zhao Yichen, go to the Fat Boss and his shop for a while, and arrange for them to visit the shop for a local night snack. The Fat Boss and the others are still making money."

Chen Yichun suppressed a smile, Lin Yu's brain is really easy to use, and he made the best use of limited resources.

"Then Huang Xia's cigarette money should also be counted in it, and the students understand this."

Chen Yichun's tone was very serious.

To be honest, she is quite satisfied with these students, they all have their own shining points.

"No, no, I'm going to bring my sister over for a barbecue in the future, and I'll make it in advance." Huang Xia was still grinning.

Chen Yichun smiled and stopped talking.

Many students felt that they had waited too long, so they left first in twos and threes.

It led other people to go outside the park one after another.

After all, they are full after eating, just in time to digest food.

They ate this meal from the morning until after three o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Yu and the others also decided to walk out.

There are still some minced garlic and garlic seeds in the bag, as well as some leftover dishes. After all, not all dishes will be eaten.

Lin Yu kept the minced garlic and garlic seeds, and gave the rest to the aunts in the blind date corner in the park.

Many students have seen it, but they will not say anything.

Under the circumstances of being extremely satisfied, it doesn t matter if Lin Yu does personal things with this little thing.

What's more, they feel that there is nothing good left.

It’s different for the aunts. I tried my best to get it before, but now it’s like sending charcoal in the nick of time. Of course I’m happy.

"Young man, you were too ignorant earlier."

"Look at the beauties in our blind date corner. Come early to deliver barbecue, and I will definitely introduce you to a few."

"How is it? Our girls are all very good!"

This blind date corner is quite big. I heard from the security guard that it opened in the morning, but there are still two to 300 people.

Lin Yu swept his eyes, and most of them were girls.

He hurriedly said loudly: "No need, no need, the girls in our class are already good enough."

He watched the words and expressions, and shut up after saying a word.

This is only tentative.

Immediately, there was a rush of straight male points.

There are more than 300 points at one time.

And there are non-stop fragmented points for straight men, which is obviously a constant resentment.

All women from the blind date corner.

After all, the aunts are all polite and joking, can't Lin Yu hear it?He also answered solemnly, where do you put the girls in the blind date corner?

Either a stunned young man, or a straight man.

Lin Yu was overjoyed immediately, he didn't expect that this trip was the right one to avoid wasting food.

"Auntie, how about we leave a contact information? I think your blind date corner is good. Let me introduce some resources."

Huang Xia and the others didn't know what kind of moth Lin Yu was playing again. They instinctively thought that it might have something to do with the emotional blogger, so they shook their heads and left.

Jiang Yao and the others saw it from a distance, and couldn't help laughing: "Lin Yu is such a straight man, he really should have a good relationship with the aunts in the blind date corner in advance! Otherwise..."

"that is!"

Several girls laughed there.

There were also many students who heard it, but kept silent.

Although Lin Yu is indeed a bit straight, but he performed perfectly today, and he couldn't bear to agree.

It can be said that today Lin Yu grabbed the stomachs of most people in the class.

"See, that's our teacher, isn't she pretty? A female doctor!"

"It looks so young! It's really beautiful! It's excellent! But, how many apartments does Donghua have? We have too many excellent girls, and the ratio of male to female is two to eight. Alas! It's a crime!"

"Introduce more outstanding boys to Auntie!"

The blind date corner is not just for grandpa and aunt to find a partner for their children, there are also several professional matchmakers. The one Lin Yu is looking for is a professional matchmaker.

Hearing what the aunt said, Lin Yu became interested. It seems that this blind date corner is a treasure, and he can dig a lot.

Not only added the contact information of the aunt, Lin Yu also added the professional matchmaker here, even the uncle and aunt looking for a son-in-law also added a lot.

He even created a group, claiming to introduce excellent resources from Donghua University and surrounding universities.

……

"What? Cheerleading training is open to the public on weekends?"

For the last cheerleading training before the holiday, Lin Yu approached Xue Wan to discuss with Yao Jing.

I don't know what Lin Yu is doing.

Usually no one is watching the training at night, so I have to study by myself at night.

But weekends are different. If we really want to make it public, there must be a lot of people.

Xue Wan instinctively refused when she thought of the obscene eyes of those annoying boys.

"I mean, it's made public specifically for girls."

Xue Wan and Yao Jing didn t say a word, waiting for Lin Yu to explain clearly.

(End of this chapter)