I was forced into a straight man by the system
Chapter 88 You!Stinky pig!
Chapter 88 You!Stinky pig!
In my impression, this was the first time I saw Chen Yichun take the initiative to joke.
If you don't smile on weekdays, you will have a broken face.
Obviously, Chen Yichun didn't have any opinion of him because of the incident that directly broke the class conflict last time.
After all, the degree of favorability has not changed, which can also be proved.
Chen Yichun probably made a joke when she saw Xue Wan and Zhang Sumei.
Seeing Chen Yichun's eyes falling on her, Xue Wan was a little shy, after all, she was Lin Yu's counselor.
Her dress was not conservative at all, denim shorts, a white tight vest, and a pair of black stockings on her feet that reached below her knees.
Only a blind governor of Zhili like Lin Yu would not drool, or even ignore it.
Lin Yu can't be blamed either, after all, Xue Wan didn t have any straight men points on her body along the way, and she was obviously used to Lin Yu s behavior like this.
Maybe I know that Lin Yu's thoughts are all on renting a house.
Seeing the amazement and envy in Chen Yichun's eyes, Lin Yu paid attention to Xue Wan's outfit seriously.
did not expect……
"Hello, 20 straight male points are harvested."
Smelly man, I didn't find out until now.
"This is Xue Wan, and this is Zhang Sumei."
Lin Yu didn t dare to make any jokes with Chen Yichun, so he honestly expressed his intentions.
"This boss has a decent appearance, and that's how he should be. He has to be kind and righteous. If he does things for you, he should be nice to him."
Chen Yichun looked Zhang Sumei up and down.
Lin Yu felt that there was consideration in Chen Yichun's eyes, so he said a few more words.
When she heard that Zhang Sumei was the ex-fiancee of the younger brother of Lin Yu's cousin Shen Kun's ex-fiancee, and in turn helped Lin Yu's cousin Shen Kun avenge his revenge, Chen Yichun was a little confused.
This is just like a dog-blood drama, a messy relationship.
But it's also a magical plot. Lin Yu countered Zhang Sumei, and Zhang Sumei retaliated against him in the same way. The tossing Wang family died, and finally accepted the mediation honestly and returned the money.
There are always all kinds of bizarre plots in life, but people like Chen Yichun who have been in the ivory tower for many years cannot touch them.
This made Chen Yichun have a lot of affection for Zhang Sumei.
"The house opposite me is empty. In the past, the house of Professor Dai of the School of Public Health, the old couple had gone abroad to teach, and it took a few years to come back. I have been helping to look after it. If I want it, I will ask Professor Dai if he is willing." Rent it to you. After all, I won't live here forever, and if I don't come back for a long time, I'm afraid that a water pipe burst will cause trouble."
The meaning in the words is obvious, the hope is great, and the rent will not be serious, but only if it is a proper one.
Like the sisters in pajamas just now, that is simply leading wolves into the house.
Of course Lin Yu was happy, so he must fight for it!
Zhang Sumei herself has a good image, she looks like a hardworking person, and has a bit of a masculine personality, so she is easy to deal with.
Of course, Lin Yu didn t say good things, but directly used himself as a guarantee. If he can run away, the monk can t run away from the temple, he is the temple.
After all, he is responsible for everything as the boss. When he graduates, the temple will be relocated, and Professor Dai will probably come back.
With Lin Yu's big package, Chen Yichun readily agreed, and contacted Professor Dai at night.
After all, it is exactly midnight on the opposite side of the earth.
"Go back first! I'll have a word with Lin Yu."
Hearing what Chen Yichun said, Lin Yu immediately understood that he was going to talk about the previous incident.
"Instructor, I was indeed impulsive before..."
Chen Yichun waved her hand, "Do you remember that I told you before that Muxiu will be destroyed by forest wind?"
Of course Lin Yu remembered that Chen Yichun had warned him when he used the topic of men and women in the school forum to start a war.
"It's actually wrong!"
Chen Yichun straightened the hair on her cheeks and smiled.
"Incorrect?"
Lin Yu was puzzled.
"That's protecting you. People don't have to wear off their edges and corners, but if you want to avoid being ruthlessly attacked by society, you have to have protective armor. Just because you're silent doesn't mean you agree with it. The most important thing for a person is his inner cognition.
If you don't need to speak up, don't speak up.
If you have to stand up, you have to stand up.
I am afraid that the current students have learned to be tactful and sophisticated early on, always be wise and self-serving, and choose to hide in the forest when they need to speak out and stand up.
You are not wrong about this matter, although the way it is taken is a little drastic.
As a counselor, I am not afraid that you will cause trouble for me, at worst, I will not be this counselor!
I just need you to remember one thing, to always maintain fairness and justice, public order and good customs. This is the truth that you must understand after studying for a few years longer than others. "
Chen Yichun spoke unhurriedly, and his expression was not serious, but he had an awe-inspiring resoluteness that made Lin Yu respectful.
"If you only want to have a better job, a higher income, and a larger house in the future, it will be just three or five bucks more, and the essence is still farming. I hope you will pursue more spiritual aspects and have a sense of responsibility and mission.
This is not a principle, nor is it chicken soup. It is a clear request for you at the national level.
If I didn't see that you are about to start a business, I wouldn't tell you these words, I hope you can listen to it. "
Lin Yu nodded, expressing that he was being educated with an open mind.
After saying goodbye, Lin Yu turned around and asked, "Don't you know how to cook, Director? Why do you buy vegetables?"
Chen Yichun almost stepped on the bicycle when she stepped on it.
She blushed angrily: "How do you know I can't cook?"
"I saw it when I went to your house last time!"
"Know it and say it?"
Chen Yichun was obviously angry from embarrassment, and raised his fist at Lin Yu.
"Hello, 30 straight male points are harvested."
It seems that Chen Yichun is quite concerned about her inability to cook.
Lin Yu trotted a few steps, turned around and shouted: "Instructor, Zhang Sumei is a good cook!"
Then he strode forward, wanting to chase Xue Wan and Zhang Sumei.
As soon as he ran to the entrance of the community, he saw Xue Wan and Zhang Sumei sitting under the parasol at the entrance of the convenience store, eating a cone and staring at him intently.
And around, passers-by always brushed past Xue Wan intentionally or unintentionally.
This guy is very attractive no matter where he walks, and every time he is with her, he has to bear the pressure.
But it's also very cool, a lot of lemon essences will look at him with mournful eyes.
"Your instructor didn't train you!"
Xue Wan also knew what happened in the class group that night.
"No, you still praised me."
Seeing that Lin Yu's expression did not look like he had been scolded, Xue Wan nodded.
"I think you instructors can make decisions on their own, but you still have to test you. You should say something soft, please."
"Whether you can rent it or not is up to fate, it's useless to ask."
"Hello, 10 straight male points are harvested."
Lin Yu still attaches great importance to this matter. Based on his understanding of Chen Yichun, there is probably something to it, but he can't talk too much.
Helping Zhang Sumei get a place to live is also a matter of concern.
The next step is to get down to business.
If we were busy adapting to college life during the previous period, trying to get familiar with the straight male system, and then casually laying the groundwork for the next thing to do, with a lot of playfulness, then the next step is really a clear goal and hard work up.
The cafeteria stall is only the first step, let Zhang Sumei build word of mouth first and bring the team together.
And even if the Girls Department does not agree to hold an off-campus show of cheerleading, he will take the initiative to promote the cheerleading club to go out to influence the young women in the blind date corner, and then young women in the surrounding communities.
Simultaneously attract fans with the cheerleading video on Douyin.
In this way, opening a physical store in the surrounding community will get twice the result with half the effort and greatly reduce the risk.
Jianlu Healthy Diet Brand, Cheerleading Club, and Girls' Department, these seemingly insignificant foreshadowings in the early stage will finally come to the front desk at once and converge into a thread.
This is his first battle and it must be successful.
Zhang Sumei is an important person, and she must be settled no matter what.
He will not treat anyone badly who helps him and treats him well.
He has already made a plan. When Zhang Sumei settles down, he will continue to make friends with the girl department. On the day of the opening, let them mobilize a large number of girls to cheer.
If it doesn't work, the Girls' Department of the School of Humanities will call.
With his early joining of the girls' department of the School of Humanities and his two unique skills in the cheerleading club, part of the traffic after opening can be guaranteed.
School cafeterias always need to be sold in volume, and there is also a guarantee of stable traffic, otherwise the school would dare to open its mouth to slaughter merchants.
Although it is a part-time job for the school, the money that should be earned is still earned. If it is delicious, it will sell more, and if it is not good, it will earn hard work money.
If you want to cut corners and shoddy, unless you have a strong relationship with the school's general affairs office, you will be sanctioned.
Lin Yu didn t want to have any hard relationship with the school general affairs office, so he wanted to keep his own place, so he needed more.
Now let's look at the girls' department and the cheerleading club.
"I plan to come to a food tasting party before the end of the holiday, and invite the Cheerleading Club and our girls' department together. If it tastes good, I will help promote it. If it tastes bad, I won't force it."
In front of others, he said the same thing, with absolute confidence.
"Girls in your class, don't forget to invite!"
Xue Wan did not forget to remind.
"If there is not enough manpower, I can also come to help."
"Okay! If you eat more, you will be paid."
Xue Wan had just licked the cone, and there was still white cream on her lips, when she heard this, she snorted angrily.
"Hello, 20 straight male points are harvested."
"What's wrong with me?"
This time Lin Yu really didn t know the reason.
"There is no way to make girls eat more."
"You are so tired from doing gymnastics every day, and you still have to dance hip-hop, shouldn't you eat more?"
"That shouldn't be eating more, but be careful not to be too tired, understand? Stinky pig!"
"That's right. If you're too tired from dancing, you'll get hungry easily and eat more. I'm a light eater, so I lost a customer."
"You! Smelly pig!"
"Hello, 30 straight male points are harvested."
Zhang Sumei watched the two bickering with a smile, and felt that she was back in school.
It feels very festive, and I don't feel that I have been stuffed with dog food.
Lin Yu's phone vibrated, and when he opened it, it turned out to be Sheng Jie's friend application.
He wasn't in the group in the girls' department of the school's student union, and he didn't know where she got the wechat account from.
Anyway, it definitely didn't come from Wei Qing or Jiang Mu, otherwise the two must have asked him for advice.
He thought about it, and still passed. After all, he was a fellow, so it was hard to justify it.
"Mr. Sheng, what's the matter?"
In his impression, Sheng Jie is a person who attaches great importance to the identity of a student cadre, and can even be said to be an upgraded version of Jiang Yao, so he directly calls Minister Sheng instead of fellow villager or senior sister.
Sure enough, Sheng Jie was quite satisfied with his attitude.
"The blind date corner in the park you mentioned last time, why don't we have a field trip tomorrow?"
"Okay!"
Lin Yu replied immediately.
This is a good thing, he was just waiting for Sheng Jie's words.
However, he faintly felt something was wrong.
(End of this chapter)
In my impression, this was the first time I saw Chen Yichun take the initiative to joke.
If you don't smile on weekdays, you will have a broken face.
Obviously, Chen Yichun didn't have any opinion of him because of the incident that directly broke the class conflict last time.
After all, the degree of favorability has not changed, which can also be proved.
Chen Yichun probably made a joke when she saw Xue Wan and Zhang Sumei.
Seeing Chen Yichun's eyes falling on her, Xue Wan was a little shy, after all, she was Lin Yu's counselor.
Her dress was not conservative at all, denim shorts, a white tight vest, and a pair of black stockings on her feet that reached below her knees.
Only a blind governor of Zhili like Lin Yu would not drool, or even ignore it.
Lin Yu can't be blamed either, after all, Xue Wan didn t have any straight men points on her body along the way, and she was obviously used to Lin Yu s behavior like this.
Maybe I know that Lin Yu's thoughts are all on renting a house.
Seeing the amazement and envy in Chen Yichun's eyes, Lin Yu paid attention to Xue Wan's outfit seriously.
did not expect……
"Hello, 20 straight male points are harvested."
Smelly man, I didn't find out until now.
"This is Xue Wan, and this is Zhang Sumei."
Lin Yu didn t dare to make any jokes with Chen Yichun, so he honestly expressed his intentions.
"This boss has a decent appearance, and that's how he should be. He has to be kind and righteous. If he does things for you, he should be nice to him."
Chen Yichun looked Zhang Sumei up and down.
Lin Yu felt that there was consideration in Chen Yichun's eyes, so he said a few more words.
When she heard that Zhang Sumei was the ex-fiancee of the younger brother of Lin Yu's cousin Shen Kun's ex-fiancee, and in turn helped Lin Yu's cousin Shen Kun avenge his revenge, Chen Yichun was a little confused.
This is just like a dog-blood drama, a messy relationship.
But it's also a magical plot. Lin Yu countered Zhang Sumei, and Zhang Sumei retaliated against him in the same way. The tossing Wang family died, and finally accepted the mediation honestly and returned the money.
There are always all kinds of bizarre plots in life, but people like Chen Yichun who have been in the ivory tower for many years cannot touch them.
This made Chen Yichun have a lot of affection for Zhang Sumei.
"The house opposite me is empty. In the past, the house of Professor Dai of the School of Public Health, the old couple had gone abroad to teach, and it took a few years to come back. I have been helping to look after it. If I want it, I will ask Professor Dai if he is willing." Rent it to you. After all, I won't live here forever, and if I don't come back for a long time, I'm afraid that a water pipe burst will cause trouble."
The meaning in the words is obvious, the hope is great, and the rent will not be serious, but only if it is a proper one.
Like the sisters in pajamas just now, that is simply leading wolves into the house.
Of course Lin Yu was happy, so he must fight for it!
Zhang Sumei herself has a good image, she looks like a hardworking person, and has a bit of a masculine personality, so she is easy to deal with.
Of course, Lin Yu didn t say good things, but directly used himself as a guarantee. If he can run away, the monk can t run away from the temple, he is the temple.
After all, he is responsible for everything as the boss. When he graduates, the temple will be relocated, and Professor Dai will probably come back.
With Lin Yu's big package, Chen Yichun readily agreed, and contacted Professor Dai at night.
After all, it is exactly midnight on the opposite side of the earth.
"Go back first! I'll have a word with Lin Yu."
Hearing what Chen Yichun said, Lin Yu immediately understood that he was going to talk about the previous incident.
"Instructor, I was indeed impulsive before..."
Chen Yichun waved her hand, "Do you remember that I told you before that Muxiu will be destroyed by forest wind?"
Of course Lin Yu remembered that Chen Yichun had warned him when he used the topic of men and women in the school forum to start a war.
"It's actually wrong!"
Chen Yichun straightened the hair on her cheeks and smiled.
"Incorrect?"
Lin Yu was puzzled.
"That's protecting you. People don't have to wear off their edges and corners, but if you want to avoid being ruthlessly attacked by society, you have to have protective armor. Just because you're silent doesn't mean you agree with it. The most important thing for a person is his inner cognition.
If you don't need to speak up, don't speak up.
If you have to stand up, you have to stand up.
I am afraid that the current students have learned to be tactful and sophisticated early on, always be wise and self-serving, and choose to hide in the forest when they need to speak out and stand up.
You are not wrong about this matter, although the way it is taken is a little drastic.
As a counselor, I am not afraid that you will cause trouble for me, at worst, I will not be this counselor!
I just need you to remember one thing, to always maintain fairness and justice, public order and good customs. This is the truth that you must understand after studying for a few years longer than others. "
Chen Yichun spoke unhurriedly, and his expression was not serious, but he had an awe-inspiring resoluteness that made Lin Yu respectful.
"If you only want to have a better job, a higher income, and a larger house in the future, it will be just three or five bucks more, and the essence is still farming. I hope you will pursue more spiritual aspects and have a sense of responsibility and mission.
This is not a principle, nor is it chicken soup. It is a clear request for you at the national level.
If I didn't see that you are about to start a business, I wouldn't tell you these words, I hope you can listen to it. "
Lin Yu nodded, expressing that he was being educated with an open mind.
After saying goodbye, Lin Yu turned around and asked, "Don't you know how to cook, Director? Why do you buy vegetables?"
Chen Yichun almost stepped on the bicycle when she stepped on it.
She blushed angrily: "How do you know I can't cook?"
"I saw it when I went to your house last time!"
"Know it and say it?"
Chen Yichun was obviously angry from embarrassment, and raised his fist at Lin Yu.
"Hello, 30 straight male points are harvested."
It seems that Chen Yichun is quite concerned about her inability to cook.
Lin Yu trotted a few steps, turned around and shouted: "Instructor, Zhang Sumei is a good cook!"
Then he strode forward, wanting to chase Xue Wan and Zhang Sumei.
As soon as he ran to the entrance of the community, he saw Xue Wan and Zhang Sumei sitting under the parasol at the entrance of the convenience store, eating a cone and staring at him intently.
And around, passers-by always brushed past Xue Wan intentionally or unintentionally.
This guy is very attractive no matter where he walks, and every time he is with her, he has to bear the pressure.
But it's also very cool, a lot of lemon essences will look at him with mournful eyes.
"Your instructor didn't train you!"
Xue Wan also knew what happened in the class group that night.
"No, you still praised me."
Seeing that Lin Yu's expression did not look like he had been scolded, Xue Wan nodded.
"I think you instructors can make decisions on their own, but you still have to test you. You should say something soft, please."
"Whether you can rent it or not is up to fate, it's useless to ask."
"Hello, 10 straight male points are harvested."
Lin Yu still attaches great importance to this matter. Based on his understanding of Chen Yichun, there is probably something to it, but he can't talk too much.
Helping Zhang Sumei get a place to live is also a matter of concern.
The next step is to get down to business.
If we were busy adapting to college life during the previous period, trying to get familiar with the straight male system, and then casually laying the groundwork for the next thing to do, with a lot of playfulness, then the next step is really a clear goal and hard work up.
The cafeteria stall is only the first step, let Zhang Sumei build word of mouth first and bring the team together.
And even if the Girls Department does not agree to hold an off-campus show of cheerleading, he will take the initiative to promote the cheerleading club to go out to influence the young women in the blind date corner, and then young women in the surrounding communities.
Simultaneously attract fans with the cheerleading video on Douyin.
In this way, opening a physical store in the surrounding community will get twice the result with half the effort and greatly reduce the risk.
Jianlu Healthy Diet Brand, Cheerleading Club, and Girls' Department, these seemingly insignificant foreshadowings in the early stage will finally come to the front desk at once and converge into a thread.
This is his first battle and it must be successful.
Zhang Sumei is an important person, and she must be settled no matter what.
He will not treat anyone badly who helps him and treats him well.
He has already made a plan. When Zhang Sumei settles down, he will continue to make friends with the girl department. On the day of the opening, let them mobilize a large number of girls to cheer.
If it doesn't work, the Girls' Department of the School of Humanities will call.
With his early joining of the girls' department of the School of Humanities and his two unique skills in the cheerleading club, part of the traffic after opening can be guaranteed.
School cafeterias always need to be sold in volume, and there is also a guarantee of stable traffic, otherwise the school would dare to open its mouth to slaughter merchants.
Although it is a part-time job for the school, the money that should be earned is still earned. If it is delicious, it will sell more, and if it is not good, it will earn hard work money.
If you want to cut corners and shoddy, unless you have a strong relationship with the school's general affairs office, you will be sanctioned.
Lin Yu didn t want to have any hard relationship with the school general affairs office, so he wanted to keep his own place, so he needed more.
Now let's look at the girls' department and the cheerleading club.
"I plan to come to a food tasting party before the end of the holiday, and invite the Cheerleading Club and our girls' department together. If it tastes good, I will help promote it. If it tastes bad, I won't force it."
In front of others, he said the same thing, with absolute confidence.
"Girls in your class, don't forget to invite!"
Xue Wan did not forget to remind.
"If there is not enough manpower, I can also come to help."
"Okay! If you eat more, you will be paid."
Xue Wan had just licked the cone, and there was still white cream on her lips, when she heard this, she snorted angrily.
"Hello, 20 straight male points are harvested."
"What's wrong with me?"
This time Lin Yu really didn t know the reason.
"There is no way to make girls eat more."
"You are so tired from doing gymnastics every day, and you still have to dance hip-hop, shouldn't you eat more?"
"That shouldn't be eating more, but be careful not to be too tired, understand? Stinky pig!"
"That's right. If you're too tired from dancing, you'll get hungry easily and eat more. I'm a light eater, so I lost a customer."
"You! Smelly pig!"
"Hello, 30 straight male points are harvested."
Zhang Sumei watched the two bickering with a smile, and felt that she was back in school.
It feels very festive, and I don't feel that I have been stuffed with dog food.
Lin Yu's phone vibrated, and when he opened it, it turned out to be Sheng Jie's friend application.
He wasn't in the group in the girls' department of the school's student union, and he didn't know where she got the wechat account from.
Anyway, it definitely didn't come from Wei Qing or Jiang Mu, otherwise the two must have asked him for advice.
He thought about it, and still passed. After all, he was a fellow, so it was hard to justify it.
"Mr. Sheng, what's the matter?"
In his impression, Sheng Jie is a person who attaches great importance to the identity of a student cadre, and can even be said to be an upgraded version of Jiang Yao, so he directly calls Minister Sheng instead of fellow villager or senior sister.
Sure enough, Sheng Jie was quite satisfied with his attitude.
"The blind date corner in the park you mentioned last time, why don't we have a field trip tomorrow?"
"Okay!"
Lin Yu replied immediately.
This is a good thing, he was just waiting for Sheng Jie's words.
However, he faintly felt something was wrong.
(End of this chapter)
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