Chapter 186 Pigs are Flying!
Can pigs fly?Of course pigs can't fly. At least before today, if someone told Zhang Xiaoshan that pigs could fly, he would definitely think that the other party was either joking or just crazy.

But when the knife was inserted into the wild boar chrysanthemum, Zhang Xiaoshan only felt that his field of vision suddenly became much wider, and his body was raised by more than one meter.

Zhang Xiaoshan was facing the camera at this time, and this scene happened to fall into the eyes of hundreds of thousands of fans in the live broadcast room.

"Damn it, the anchor flew up on a pig."

"Fucking ruthless..."

"It hurts to look at it, how did the anchor do it?"

At this moment, everyone felt sad for the wild boar. Who was wrong to meet such an unscrupulous anchor?Don't say it's pissing off people now, I'm afraid the rest of my life will be wasted.

When everyone was sweating for the wild boar, Zhang Xiaoshan raised his hand and pulled out the knife, and the wild boar that had just landed once again explained that he was not an ordinary pig. He got up, and directly threw Zhang Xiaoshan out, and Thomas circled in the air, fell to the ground with a slap, got up and ran away in a hurry, leaving only a blood-red trace extending far away.

Zhang Xiaoshan fell hard this time, and when he shook his head and stood up, he realized that none of the five people present came to help him, but all looked at him with strange eyes.

"what happened?"

Zhang Xiaoshan touched his face, stroked his hair, wanted to use the phone as a mirror to see if there was anything wrong with it, and then remembered that the phone was still hanging on the tree.

Li Xia was the first to recover from the embarrassment.

"Oh, we're all right, you're not hurt?"

"It's okay, but it hurts a little from the fall, but the thick leaves didn't hurt."

"It's good that it's not hurt. Let's tidy it up first. The male wild boar was injured by you. They shouldn't dare to come back."

Li Xia didn't seem to want to come over, so she turned around and went to clean up the broken tent.

"Yes, it's time to pack up."

Xiao He and the others followed in a hurry, but the way they looked at Zhang Xiaoshan was obviously different from before.

"Brother Baoqiang, what happened to them?"

Zhang Xiaoshan walked up to Li Baoqiang in confusion, and asked in a low voice.

Li Baoqiang laughed dryly twice.

"When you inserted that wild boar, I felt the chrysanthemum tighten. It's understandable for the girls to be afraid of this."

When Zhang Xiaoshan heard that it was this matter that was awkward, he hurriedly explained it to Li Baoqiang.

"Brother Baoqiang, you should know that wild boars have thick skin and few weaknesses, and that chrysanthemum is one of them. At that time, my back was facing the head of the wild boar, and the only one that could touch it was behind."

Li Baoqiang took a step back and waved his hands again and again.

"Okay, you don't need to explain this. Knowing and being afraid are two different things. I also know that you are doing the right thing, but now that you are so close to me, I will feel chilly in my crotch. Go and rest for a while. I'll also help you pack your things."

After finishing speaking, Li Baoqiang didn't care whether Zhang Xiaoshan would be embarrassed or not, so he hurried over to help pack his things.

Seeing Li Baoqiang and the women starting to pack their things attentively, Zhang Xiaoshan was speechless. After thinking about explaining later, it might be better, so he rested for a while under the tree where the mobile phone was hung, and then climbed the tree to take the mobile phone away. down.

Soon Zhang Xiaoshan climbed up the tree, but before he climbed to the branch, he could reach out to take off his mobile phone. Looking at the content of the chat channel, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot in an instant.

"Guess what the anchor did?"

"Should I come here to get my phone? The direction is this way."

"No way, it's been 3 minutes and I haven't seen the anchor come up."

"Haha, maybe I'm going to confess, after all, I exploded a pig's chrysanthemum, haha ​​I laughed to death."

"Upstairs, are you still in the mood to laugh? The anchor's life was hanging by a thread just now."

"Don't worry, the anchor is very fateful, but it's a pity that he couldn't be tamed."

"Pfft... tame the pig? Let's not say that he is a pig, and don't forget that this pig is a man. Why tame it? Can't it be hehehe?"

"Do you men have any quality? Can you say this about the anchor? Wait for the anchor to come back and seal your ID."

Seeing someone speak for him, Zhang Xiaoshan memorized the name, and at the same time remembered the IDs that hurt him. Although the IDs would not be blocked, these people must be banned for at least 24 hours.

"Hey, I don't believe that the anchor dared to block me."

"That's right, sealing our ID will prove that he has a guilty conscience. There is a saying that he is not afraid of being crooked when he is upright."

"That's right, that's right... We can understand the anchor's difficulties. After all, life and death are at stake, but it can't stop us from despising the anchor, right? To be honest, it hurts to see it. Look at the bleeding. This wild boar is still a beast." where."

"Boring... I will definitely sue you when the anchor comes back, and see if the anchor can block you."

Zhang Xiaoshan felt that he couldn't keep silent any longer. If these guys were allowed to talk, they might not be able to say anything.

"Ah... I'm exhausted."

Zhang Xiaoshan yelled loudly on purpose, so as to give a signal to the live broadcast room, so that those who hacked him should pay attention, but in the end...

"The anchor is back? Would you like to poke the chrysanthemum of a wild boar?"

"Anchor, I'm a reporter from the Xijing Times. I want to ask what you were thinking when you were planning to make a move?"

"Anchor, don't get tired, let me give you a testimonial first, shall we? You are the first person to poke a boar's chrysanthemum."

"Damn it, what did I miss? What was broadcast live today? What stabbed a wild boar's chrysanthemum? What earth-shattering event did the anchor do?"

Just when everyone was making noise and Zhang Xiaoshan was full of embarrassment and didn't know if it was a good time to appear on the scene, a message in the live broadcast room attracted everyone's attention.

"Administrator 3618 enters the live broadcast room."

"Everyone, please restrain yourself, don't make it difficult for me, you are suspected of being a green live broadcast room, I will temporarily ban a few IDs as a punishment, if you continue to discuss these topics, then I will ban the live broadcast room .”

Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't help but say hello, the administrator came so timely, he hurriedly sat down on the branch of the tree, and at the same time brought the phone over, pretending to be surprised.

"Huh? Admin? I promise you that our live broadcast room is definitely a green live broadcast room. Even children will have no problems watching it, and they won't learn bad things."

"It's fine if you don't, manage your live broadcast room well. When people leave, it's best to make it clear to everyone so as not to cause riots. I won't punish you this time. If there is a next time, I won't be polite."

(End of this chapter)

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