The Three Kingdoms began with self-reliance as king

Chapter 6 You Still Don't Believe What I Said
Liu Yi's words caused Guo Jia to fall into a brief silence.

"If the Han Dynasty does not prosper and the world is separated, how do you compare with the rise of princes and the emergence of heroes?"

"I can't answer this right now, time will witness everything, Feng Xiao stays at my side with peace of mind, and I will know in the future."

Seeing that Liu Yi deliberately changed the topic, Guo Jia didn't bother with it.

Since you can't get out on a pirate ship, let's follow Liu Yi for the time being and travel the world to gain knowledge.

Thinking of this, his mood gradually calmed down, and only then did he notice an unpleasant smell lingering around.

"Do you smell anything?"

"What's the smell? No."

"Yeah, I didn't smell anything."

Gongsun Qi and Liu Yi sang together, but made Guo Jia a little confused.

He sniffed his own clothes, and then Liu Yi's and Gongsun Qi's clothes, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"It's strange, why do the two of us have a strong night fragrance, but you hardly have any?"

"Maybe this Yexiang car itself has this smell. I was in charge of driving the car before. You two have been lying in this car for so long, it's normal to pick up some smell."

Liu Yi gave a barely manageable reason.

"The smell is too strong, Jiashi can't accept it, you have to be responsible for finding clothes for Jiake to change, otherwise Jiake will jump off the car, and would rather die than leave with you."

The stench emanating from his body constantly stimulated Guo Jia's nerves, driving him almost crazy.

Gongsun Qi nodded approvingly, it has to be said that the smell is a bit heavy!
Let alone Guo Jia, a frail scholar, even a rough old man is a little hard to accept.

Liu Yi was in a dilemma.

A small village not far away came into view.

There are beautiful mountains and clear waters, small bridges and flowing water.

It seems like a paradise that is not contaminated by human fireworks.

Liu Yi was overjoyed and hurriedly comforted Guo Jia:

"Feng Xiao wait for a moment, I'll go back as soon as I go!"

While speaking, Liu Yi quickly got off the donkey cart and ran towards the small village.

The two looked at each other.

"General Gongsun, your master won't steal clothes, right?"

"Should... probably not."

……

The ice and snow melted, everything revived, and it was that season again, the air was full of the smell of hormones, however, on the trails of the small village.

A sneaky figure was moving towards a courtyard quietly.

After observing around the courtyard for a while, it was confirmed that the male master had already gone to work in the field, and the only voices in the house were women and children.

Liu Yi became more courageous.

He looked happily at the clothes drying in front of the yard.

Secret luck is good!

With a guilty conscience, he hurriedly bowed his body and quickly touched the drying rack.

Just when he was about to grab his clothes and run away.

A five or six-year-old boy with a simple and honest appearance came out of the house.

"Big brother, who are you? What are you doing at my house?"

I fork!

To be so unlucky.

Little brat, can't you come out later?
Didn't see brother will succeed?

It is definitely not possible to grab it now, Liu Yi hurriedly adjusted his mentality and put on a smiling face.

"Big brother came to visit relatives from other places... May I ask if this is Chen Dazhong's house?"

"Chen Dazhong?"

The little boy shook his head.

"There is no one with the surname Chen in our village. Brother, you can look for it in other villages!"

isn't it?
Isn't the surname Chen a common surname?
In such a big village, there is not a single family named Chen?
Liu Yi was speechless, and stood there in a daze, neither leaving nor staying.

"Big brother, is there anything else you can do? How about I call my mother over, maybe he knows the person you mentioned?"

Hearing this, Liu Yi's face changed dramatically, and he quickly refused:
"You don't need to trouble your mother, my brother happened to pass by your house, so he stopped by to ask.

The younger brother is kind-hearted, he is really a rare good boy, I don't know how to call him? "

"My surname is Ma and my name is Xiaoyun. Everyone calls me Yuner. What's your name, brother?"

Ma Xiaoyun?
Darling, it looks a bit like Jack Ma.

"My brother's surname is Mei and his name is Youren."

The little boy was immediately happy when he heard this.

"Big brother's parents are really interesting, they actually named you like this."

"Yun'er, brother, how about playing a game with you?
If you win, my brother will give you candy in a while, and if you lose, I will give my brother a piece of clothes to dry. "

Liu Yi is persuasive and persuasive.

"No! We only have these few clothes at home. I gave them to you. We won't have any clothes to change and wash in the future.

oh!I see, big brother, you just miss my clothes?

You must have planned to steal my clothes before, right? "

This...is not like the IQ a child should have!
The idea of ​​stealing clothes was punctured by the kid, and Liu Yi couldn't help but blush.

Could it be that he failed so much as a thief?

If you can't steal clothes, do you want to change to grab clothes?
"Yun'er, to tell you the truth, big brother did come to your house to borrow clothes."

"No, hurry up, or I'll call someone!"

The little boy looks like I have already seen through you.

Now that the matter has come to this point, Liu Yi simply smashed the jar.

"I've decided on the clothes! If you want to call me, just call me, there is no clothes in this world that I, Mei Youren, can't take away."

After Liu Yi finished speaking, he spread his hands.

Ma Xiaoyun was very angry with the look of being very unbeatable.

It was the first time he had seen such a brazen person.

"You think I dare not shout?"

Ma Xiaoyun glared at Liu Yi angrily, turned around and shouted loudly into the room:

"Mother! Come quickly, someone has come to our house to steal clothes!"

Not long after he finished shouting, a sturdy peasant woman with a square scarf on her head ran out of the room.

Holding a thick wooden stick in her hand, she scanned the courtyard for a week, wondering:
"Yun'er, why did someone come to our house to steal clothes? Why didn't I see where:"

"Mother, it's him!"

After Ma Xiaoyun finished speaking, she pointed anxiously at the place where Liu Yi was before.

The peasant woman looked in the direction of his finger, the whole courtyard was empty, and there was no one there.

"Yun'er, mother still has a lot of things to do, you just play in the yard obediently, don't make any more noise."

The peasant woman glanced at the courtyard again, then turned and went back to the house to get busy.

"Look, you still don't believe me! No matter how much you shout, Mei Youren has decided on the clothes for today."

Liu Yi said triumphantly.

Ma Xiaoyun jumped up angrily, gave Liu Yi a vicious look, turned her head and shouted into the room:
"Mother! Come quickly, the clothes thief is here again!"

The peasant woman drove out again with a wooden stick, but the courtyard was still empty and there was no sign of anyone.

"Yun'er, mother really has a lot of work to do, mother will be really angry if you make trouble again."

"Mother, I didn't make a fuss..."

Looking at the back of the peasant woman leaving again, the little boy's eyes were full of tears, feeling unspeakable grievance in his heart.

Liu Yi couldn't bear it, but continued to prod:
"You'd better stop shouting, if you call your mother again, your ass will be blown."

"Mother! The person who stole the clothes is really here, come quickly, I didn't lie to you!"

Seeing him making trouble again and again, the peasant woman was really angry this time.

"Who is going to steal the clothes? If you can't tell the reason, mother will beat your ass until it blooms!"

"Mei Youren! It's Mei Youren, mother, you have to trust me!"

nobody?
"Yun'er, you are so naughty. When I finish my work, I will take care of you."

The peasant woman solemnly warned Ma Xiaoyun, then turned around and entered the house again.

Liu Yi walked to the hanger, feeling guilty.

If it wasn't for that kid Guo Jia who forced me to die, I wouldn't have fallen to this point.

"This bit of money is just a little bit of love from big brother, let me say goodbye!"

After saying that, he put the money bag on the ground, and regardless of whether the other party agreed or not, he picked up his clothes and ran away.

As fast as Bolt.

Ma Xiaoyun had just realized that Liu Yi had already disappeared.

"Mother! Mother! It's not good! Our clothes have been stolen!...Mother!"

The little boy stomped his feet anxiously, his voice was almost broken, but the peasant woman didn't come out again.

He could only watch helplessly as the clothes were snatched away by Liu Yi.

half an hour.

The peasant woman took out the bamboo stick from the broom at the door, rushed to Ma Xiaoyun angrily, and pulled his trousers without saying a word.

"Yun'er, you are too noisy today, let's see if mother beats your ass..."

"Mother, Yun'er really didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, take a look..."

The peasant woman looked in the direction of Ma Xiaoyun's finger, and the clothes drying pole was empty, so there was no clothes left.

She was suddenly dumbfounded.

"Yun'er, where are our clothes?"

"It was stolen!"

"Who stole it?"

"Mei Youren! It was really stolen by Mei Youren!"

"I'm so pissed off, if no one steals it, can't they escape by themselves..."

The peasant woman was so angry that she immediately invited him to eat fried pork with bamboo shoots.

"Mother... Mother, it was really stolen by Mei Youren... ah... ah."

On the donkey cart.

Guo Jia and Gongsun Qi looked at the figure of Liu Yi running towards him with his clothes in his arms.

They looked at each other again.

That's okay too? ...

(End of this chapter)