Reborn in another world as a game

Chapter 44 Creative inventions that insult IQ

Light energy?

Hearing this, the eyes of the audience lit up.

Many of the conceptual news in the technology circle are unreasonable, but they can always attract widespread attention in the society.

This is the case with light energy, which is said to use sunlight to generate electricity, thereby greatly reducing electricity costs.

but--

This stuff is just a concept.

Tian Moyun from Earth in his previous life knew very well that he wanted to use "light energy" to replace traditional electrical energy...in his next life.

However, he knew about it, but everyone didn't.

Listening to Tian Moyun's narration in such a serious tone, the audience speculated about the mysterious treasure in this small box.

"Mr. Tian, ​​is the high technology you mentioned in this box?"

The host seemed to say something nonsense: "I believe everyone can't wait."

"A lucky guest will be invited to reveal the answer."

Tian Moyun smiled and looked at Shumanting.

"..."

Shumanting hesitated for a few seconds, and mustered up the courage to step onto the stage with a serious face: "President Tian, ​​isn't it some strange invention this time?"

The little girl still feels embarrassed.

When the "pedal wheelchair" appeared just now, she applauded the happiest.

Thinking of her sand sculpture appearance, Shumanting trembled angrily, thinking to herself, go back to the director to intercede, and cut that embarrassing scene.

"I'm a very serious person and only joke once."

Tian Moyun smiled and nodded with a look of "you just trust me".

"Good!"

Shumanting summoned up her courage, opened the box carefully, and took out the contents: "A flashlight."

"This is not an ordinary flashlight, but light energy technology."

Tian Moyun said seriously: "After our team's serious research and development, it finally realized a very practical and reliable function."

Shumanting asked quickly: "What is it?"

"This function is—"

Tian Moyun said with a serious expression, "It can light up anywhere there is light, and it doesn't need batteries."

"What if there is no light?"

The host suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"No light... absolutely no light!"

Tian Moyun affirmed.

host:"……"

Shumanting: "..."

Audiences:"……"

Backstage.

"I guessed that there was a problem with this creative invention, but I still didn't expect..."

Wang Sicheng covered his face, as expected he couldn't expect the boss's personality and taste.

"Is this really okay?"

The assistant on the side asked cautiously.

Director Zhang Xiaohui looked serious and remained silent.

……

on the stage.

"Hehe, from the above introduction, you may think that this is a boring and tasteless idea."

Looking at the suddenly dead scene, Tian Moyun calmly said with a smile: "After all, what is the practical value of a flashlight that can only shine in the sun? There is sunlight, so who uses a flashlight?" Ah, would I invent such a nonsense? Obviously not!"

suspense!

Reverse!

The host's eyes lit up: "Mr. Tian, ​​what is the real function of the light energy flashlight?"

Shumanting also breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Everyone must be looking forward to it, Mr. Tian, ​​please tell us directly."

The audience was also pleasantly surprised and looked forward to it even more.

Since Tian Moyun said it himself, this kind of "invention" is boring and tasteless, which shows that behind the cold joke, there must be real material.

"The light-energy flashlight can be used at night."

Tian Moyun smiled, and took out another flashlight from the box: "The method of use is very simple... just use another normal flashlight to shine on it, and it will light up, how about it? Isn't it very advanced?"

The exaggerated words that the host almost blurted out suddenly stuck in his throat.

Shumanting's bright smile froze instantly, and her mind went blank.

The audience began to doubt life one after another.

"It's a great invention."

"It's really amazing, a heaven-defying creativity."

"It can be illuminated with another flashlight? I already have a flashlight, so I need you?"

"I feel that this thing is even more retarded than a pedal wheelchair. It's an insult to my IQ."

"It can't be done, my stomach hurts from laughing, Mr. Tian has the potential to be a comedian."

"Does it feel like this trip was worthwhile? I have a hunch that after this episode airs, it will definitely become a hit."

"It's not just a big hit, I'm afraid that "Creativity Contest" will become "Wonderful Flower Contest" from now on, really, no joke."

……

"Would you like some applause?"

Tian Moyun looked at the audience in the audience, and joked: "I have prepared gifts for you, if there is no applause, I won't give them."

clap clap-

The audience began to applaud one after another, wondering what the gift was.

"Host, what do you think of my invention?"

Tian Moyun turned to look at the host.

"..."

The host pondered for a long time, then silently looked at the guest seats: "Guests, please tell me."

Guests: "..."

Shu Manting, who was on the side, was about to sneak away, but Tian Moyun stretched out her hand to stop her, her face turned bitter, and she almost cried out.

"In my opinion, the concept value of this creative invention is very high."

The guest bit the bullet and praised: "The transformation of light energy into electrical energy/kinetic energy is something that the scientific and technological circles have been studying, and the invention of the light energy flashlight is a practical and reliable concept. After a year, you can save a lot of electricity bills, and everyone no longer needs to worry about power consumption..."

clap clap-

Hearing the guest's praise, the audience applauded and were sincerely convinced.

It is really beyond the reach of ordinary people to praise this creative invention that insults IQ to the point of benefiting mankind.

"Next, please come up with the third mysterious invention, which is also the last one brought by Mr. Tian."

The host waved his hand, and several staff members carried a large aluminum alloy box onto the stage.

The audience poked their heads out of curiosity.

After the previous "pedal wheelchair" and "light energy flashlight", they have already guessed about this invention. If it is as expected, this must be another extremely mentally retarded invention... right?

"President Tian, ​​what invention is this time?"

The host asked.

"A functional piece of furniture with a sense of warmth."

Tian Moyun said slowly: "It is specially designed for couples. It can increase the tacit understanding and affection between couples. The meaning of its existence is different from the previous two joking inventions. Please open the box, Miss Shumanting."

Shumanting's face was bitter, and she didn't want to open the box.

But under the gaze of Tian Moyun, he hesitated to reach out to open the box, and the contents of the box suddenly appeared in everyone's sight, and it turned out to be a——

"That's right, this is my proudest invention—the double toilet!"

Tian Moyun introduced loudly: "I chose a very interesting slogan for it: I love you, so I want to poop with you!"

host:"……"

Shumanting: "..."

Audiences:"……"

Backstage staff: "..."

(End of this chapter)