Chinese Warriors in World of Warcraft

Chapter 1: A Game Room Made by Mental Illness?
As a little earth snake born in 1989 destined to be thoughtful and extremely calm, Jiang Jie is simply sorry for his zodiac sign!
Because he is a person who likes to fantasize about nothing. He has fantasized about how he died thousands of times in his 23-year-old life, such as jumping off a building, drowning, burning to death, starving to death and choking to death, but he never imagined that he would die. He was hit and killed by a dog driving a car!

The ghost knows how that Chinese pastoral dog can drive, anyway, it drove the car steadily onto the road, and then didn't brake when the red light came on, knocking Jiang Jie to death on the sidewalk!

At the last moment, Jiang Jie raised his middle finger in front of the unparalleled dog, and then ended his own life!
Cold and silent, Jiang Jie felt his soul floating in the sky, and then he left the earth under the pull of some mysterious force and floated into space. Suddenly, a teasing voice sounded in his soul:

"Congratulations to the host! As the most bizarre and funny Chinese deceased detected after traveling through time and space in this game cabin, the host meets all the conditions set by Shen Yuan, the creator of the game and the game cabin, the greatest genius (mentally ill) game designer, and you will get [The Strongest Martial Artist Auxiliary Training Game in the Universe] The only dedicated game room! The final design of the game was completed at 3456:7:8 on July 9, 10 AD, and the final interpretation right belongs to Shen Yuan!"

"What the hell?" Jiang Jie felt his ass hurt so much, he said that death would be all right, why is his soul floating in the sky now, and it turned out to be a blue earth at first glance?
Where is hell?Where is the underworld?It's not going to fly to the sky, it's going to heaven, right?

Jiang Jie began to count on his fingers, what kind of good deeds he has done in his life, such as helping the old lady cross the road, handing over a penny to the police uncle for safekeeping, one counts as one!
"According to Article 41, Clause 250 of the User Regulations signed by the host, because the game designer stole all the martial arts secret books of the top ten ancient martial arts families, the Galactic Federation issued the highest wanted order of the Federation, and he hates the Galactic Federation, so the host will be released. Teleport to the outside of the Milky Way, randomly select a living planet to resurrect! Now start random teleportation, countdown starts: 10, 9, 8..."

I go!

Jiang Jie is crazy, he hasn't lived enough, and he hasn't enjoyed all the delicious, fun, and beautiful things on earth, so why did he throw himself outside the galaxy?

Why?

When did I sign that inexplicable user agreement?

"Warning!!! Please don't insult anything related to the game designer, or you will be responsible for the consequences! In addition, when the game warehouse chooses you, you have signed the user agreement by default! Repeat, the final interpretation rests with Shen Abyss all!"

"The countdown is over, start teleportation!"

The next moment, Jiang Jie felt that the whole world was dark, and he couldn't see or feel anything...

When he woke up again, he already had a new body and came to a completely strange place.

"Now perform soul-body fusion..."

"Fusion complete!"

"It has been detected that there is a cursed remnant soul in this body, and now it is starting to fuse the remnant soul and absorb the broken memory..."

Jiang Jie felt images flashing in his mind.

It starts with a newborn baby, then the baby grows up and plays happily in a medieval western style town with a name "Nicholas Barov".

Then the picture flashed quickly, and finally turned into a person.

A nobleman!
This nobleman in his 30s was pouring a bottle of dark green solution into the river when he was seen by Nicholas who happened to be passing by, and then a phantom flashed, and the nobleman had already come to him, a handful of extraordinary value The dagger pierced his heart!
Nicholas, pawn!

There is no doubt that Jiang Jie replaced Nicholas and was resurrected in a borrowed body!

"It has been detected that this body has been infected with the plague and is infected by some kind of strange virus!"

"Warning!!! Warning!!! The life expectancy of the host is estimated to be 1 minute..."

"According to Article 250, Paragraph 41 of the User Regulations, the emergency plan is activated immediately, and the 777th novice gift package is distributed to the host: Xuanwu Longevity Secret!"

"Xuanwu Longevity Jue, Zhang Zhenwu, a famous master of martial arts in the 34th century, conducted in-depth research on the Wudang Turtle Breathing Kung Fu and the ancient Dragon Elephant Kung Fu, which have been passed down for thousands of years. Yang, regulating endocrine disorders, treating frequent urination, urgency and incomplete urination, etc. The most important thing is that once the practice is started, it can run automatically, and the internal force will continue to increase, which is mysterious and abnormal!"

"Assisted cultivation starts, stimulates the host's body, generates internal force..."

"The generation of internal force is complete!"

"Starting the first week of operation now..."

"Warning! Warning! Warning! This game chamber has run out of energy and is about to enter a dormant state!"

"This game cabin condenses the highest technology of the Galactic Federation in the 35th century, and can independently absorb any form of energy around it as an energy source!"

"It has been detected that there is a very high concentration of unknown energy in this world, and it is now entering a dormant state to absorb energy. It is estimated that it will take 24 hours!"

Jiang Jie almost cried!

What the hell is this?

I thought that I had obtained the great golden finger, but I didn't expect that the golden finger ran out of energy and went dormant, and I was also infected by the plague. Who knows if it will die directly!

Fortunately, that shabby game room helped me to practice the basaltic longevity formula, and now I feel a strange breath in my body, which is running slowly.

But the speed of this operation is too slow, right?Can one hour complete a week?
Xuanwu longevity formula?Call the tortoise directly!
Hey, why does it feel so hot around?What happened?
Jiang Jie tried to open his eyes, and then saw himself lying on a large pile of dry firewood, with hundreds of corpses beside him, and flames everywhere!
Turning his head in a hurry, Jiang Jie saw through the firelight a group of soldiers with solemn expressions in the distance, who were...

silence?

Is this going to be burned to death?
That's okay!
It is absolutely impossible to die before crossing over!

Jiang Jie exhausted all his strength and yelled out the first cry since crossing:
"Help!"

Words become the lingua franca of the world.

Then, the extremely weak Jiang Jie fell into a coma again.

Not far away, at the forefront of all the soldiers, two young men in their 20s stood side by side, a man and a woman.

The man was wearing a gold and silver interlaced holy knight armor, and held a holy knight's war hammer shining with holy light in his hand. He was heroic and imposing.The woman was wearing a very expensive mage robe at first glance, and she was holding a staff taller than herself in her hand.

When he heard Jiang Jie's call, the paladin looked excited and shouted: "Jianna! Did you hear someone calling for help? Quick, get him out! He may be able to bring us useful information! "

The female mage Jaina became much calmer, nodded slightly and said, "Alsace, as you wish."

She raised her staff, and Jiang Jie's body suddenly floated into the air, and then under her control, floated in front of them.

Alsace quickly squatted down to check, with a strange look on his face: "Huh? I know this man, I fished him out of the river in Andorhal. I'm sure he was dead at that time, why? Alive again? His body is very weak, but the plague in his body seems to have been eliminated a lot, and there seems to be a strange energy in his body... Strange!"

Jaina said: "Alsace, maybe you were wrong at the time. Now that the plague on him has been cleared up a lot, can you cure him?"

Alsace nodded and said, "I'll try."

He raised his hand to the sky above Jiang Jie, and said silently: "Cleansing technique!"

A ray of holy light fell on Jiang Jie's body, dispelling the plague on him.

"Success!"

Arthas screamed excitedly, and then another holy light appeared on his hand.

"Holy light flashes!"

Jiang Jie's soaked and whitish body slowly turned red, and the wound on his chest also slowly healed.

"He has lost too much blood and needs to rest." Alsace stood up and said loudly: "The necromancer Kel'Thuzad has been killed, and the undead in Andorhal have been purified! But the plague food has been transported to Hearthglen, We must hurry to Hearthglen now!"

Jaina shook her head and said, "Arthas, we can't let this man go. He's too weak to travel long distances with us. If you leave him here, he'll die! And things are beyond our control Now, the mastermind behind the scenes is actually Kel'Thuzad! I think we should return to Lordaeron, and I have to report to my teacher, Master Antonidas!"

Alsace gripped the hammer tightly, gritted his teeth, and said, "Jianna, you can just report and bring him back to Lordaeron by the way! It's decided like this!"

Jaina put her hand on his body, looked into his eyes, and said persistently: "Alsace, you are already very tired! Listen to me, let the soldiers go to Hearthglen first, and we will report to His Majesty the King and Antonidas Master, ask them to send more reinforcements. Don't worry about wasting time, just a few mages can join hands to send an entire army to Hearthglen... Believe me, this is the best way!"

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