I'm really not a dresser

Chapter 1 Chicken Rib System
In the dimly lit room, a slightly thin figure suddenly woke up from a deep sleep.

At this moment, Ling Yu only felt the pain in his head, as if being pierced by countless steel needles.

After a brief absence, the pain lessened slightly, and it was only then that Ling Yu's dilated pupils refocused, and he began to look around the environment.

"Huh? What is this place? Why is my memory so vague?" Ling Yu thought to himself in his mind.

Although he didn't know where he was currently, Ling Yu suddenly recalled a lot of previous memories.

Originally, he was rushing to the company as usual, but at this time, there was a huge cracking sound in the sky, as if glass was broken, and the whole sky shattered!
Countless fragments of the sky began to fall towards the ground, and the helpless cries and wailing of the crowd resounded throughout the city. The end-of-the-world scene lasted only a second, and Ling Yu immediately lost his perception of the world .

Recalling the memories deep in his mind, Ling Yu's doubts became more and more serious. Although it looked like a dream, Ling Yu knew that it was not a dream, and that scene happened for real!
After all, that was the memory of his more than 20 years of life. He can be sure that he was not dreaming at that time, and he was indeed an ordinary employee of 996 at that time.

After a brief memory, Ling Yu suddenly found that there were many more memories in his mind that did not belong to him. Combined with the current actual situation, Ling Yu had already made a bold guess in his heart.

That is, the world he originally lived in has been destroyed, and now he is just reborn in a parallel world similar to the earth, and his current identity is also called Ling Yu, the only difference is that he has become a High school seniors studying!

Just when Ling Yu began to sort out the thoughts that were full of memories in his mind, an electronically synthesized sound suddenly rang in the depths of Ling Yu's mind.

"Memory fusion is complete! Now open the best fake girl system!"

Ling Yu was stunned for a moment. He looked around suspiciously, but found no trace of anyone else, and the voice seemed to come from his mind.

"The best fake girl system has been activated! Now give the host female special abilities! Voice change!" The electronic synthesizer sounded again.

After hearing this special electronically synthesized sound, Ling Yu was even more horrified for a moment. This time, he can be sure that this sound came out of his mind.

"Is it a system??? The best fake girl system?? Damn it! Why is this like a dream? Could it be that this is the golden finger system that I need to play tricks after time travel??" Ling Yu thought secretly in his heart.

"Yes! This system will help you reach the pinnacle of your life! Marry Bai Fumei, beat the rich second generation! The system is produced, it must be a boutique!"

"." Immediately, ten thousand mud horses galloped past Ling Yu's heart.

When reading novels before, Ling Yu saw a lot of things like systems, but he never imagined that one day he would also obtain the artifact of the system through time travel!But there is one thing that Ling Yu still doesn't understand, that is, this system seems to be a bit different from other systems, and the name alone seems so homey.

"May I ask you, what kind of system are you? What's the use of it?" Ling Yu asked nervously and extremely anxiously.

"This system is a top-quality fake girl system specially prepared for otaku. As long as you play the role of a woman, you will get charm points. Charm points can be exchanged for fashion in the mall of this system, and there is a surprise lucky draw waiting for you! Waiting What? Hurry up and start your journey as a fake mother!"

".!!!"

After listening to the introduction of the system, Ling Yudang was speechless. Originally he thought this would be a very powerful system, but he never thought that this is actually a pseudo-mother system of a big guy in women's clothing!

"I'm not a master of women's clothing, and I don't want to be a fake mother!! You are a weak system, I have never seen a more useless system than you!" Ling Yu couldn't help but roared angrily at the system.

"Host! Please pay attention to your wording! This system is not useless. As the saying goes, there is no useless system, only ignorant mortals! The usefulness of a system depends on how the person who owns it uses it. If you use the system reasonably, you will I will reach the pinnacle of my life!" Said the electronically synthesized voice.

"You tell me what's the use of you? Do you want me to pretend to be a big guy in women's clothing to do py transactions??" Ling Yu asked sullenly.

"If the host is willing, this system is willing to serve!"

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"Okay! I don't want to talk to you anymore, so it's just tasteless! What does the special ability, timbre change, mean?" Ling Yu asked puzzled.

"Voice conversion, as the name suggests, you, the host, will have the ability to change the vocal cords independently, whether it is a male voice or a female voice, you can switch freely!" The electronic synthesizer of the system explained.

"With this perverted ability, why don't you fix it yourself?" Ling Yu asked back.

"The system has intelligent voice services, and the host can choose freely!" As soon as the system finished speaking, a virtual picture appeared in Ling Yu's mind.

I saw several slim and beautiful images of women lined up in this virtual picture, including the gentle and virtuous girl, the sexy and charming Yujie, and even the petite and cute loli, Ling Yu was stunned for a moment!
Although it is only a virtual image, it seems to exist alive in the system environment!Ling Yu, an upright young and middle-aged virgin, couldn't take his eyes off him.

"I choose the loli type!" After thinking for a moment, Ling Yu still couldn't get rid of the cute temptation of the little lolita.

"The selection is complete! The system is switching for you!"

As soon as the words fell, a petite and cute image of a pink little loli appeared in front of Ling Yu.

"Master! I knew you would choose the cute me! I will be your most caring little assistant in the future!" The little loli in the pink skirt suit said cutely.

"Good! Good! Little cutie! What's your name?" Ling Yu suddenly turned into a big bad wolf.

"Master, I don't have a name yet. I hope the master can give me a name!" Little Lolita bit her lips lightly and said innocently.

"In that case, I'll call you Lily from now on!" Ling Yu blurted out with a bright expression.

"Okay! Okay! I like the name Lily very much! Thank you, Master, for giving me the name!" The little Lolita laughed and brows opened for a moment, jumping up and down happily, her bumpy figure almost made Ling Yu's nose bleed wildly!

(End of this chapter)