I'm really not a dresser

Chapter 15 The Legend of Fart God
As the saying goes, loud farts don't stink, stinky farts don't make loud sounds, but serial farts can smell and sound loud!
Following Wang Qiuxia's series of stinky farts, the stench began to permeate all around, and the deskmate sitting next to Wang Qiuxia even covered her mouth and moved aside.

Many students covered their mouths and snickered at first, but when they found out that it was Wang Qiuxia who released the chain fart, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Ah! Hahaha... I will give 99 points for this serial fart! Don't ask me why I have one point left, because this one point is for Xiu'er to smash walnuts!"

"Damn it!... I always thought that boys fart are enough to be awesome, but I just found out today that girls fart better than us boys! Hahaha..."

"I always thought that Wang Qiuxia's long tongue was enough, but I didn't expect her farts to be even better! She is a model of farting for my generation! I was so scared that I took a breath!"

"According to my judgment, this fart has at least reached the third stage of fart qi! It is only a hair away from entering the realm of fart king! It is really terrifying..."

All of a sudden, everyone started to chatter amusingly.

"Quiet! Be quiet! Farting is a normal physiological reaction, what's so funny? Don't you guys fart before?"

Zhang Huhai reprimanded with a serious face.

After barely suppressing everyone's laughter, Zhang Huhai resumed his lecture, but before he finished a knowledge point, farts sounded again and again.

Only this time, everyone suppressed their giggles, and every fart sound was followed by a burst of subtle laughter.

"classmates……"

"Boo!..."

"You must remember..."

"Boo... bah...!"

"The big event at this time..."

"Boo...boo...boo!"

Listening to this rhythmic fart sound, the whole class couldn't hold back any longer, and they all started laughing. This time, even Tong Shiya and the girls couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Huhai's face became extremely unhappy for a while, and the fart sound would follow him every time he spoke. If it weren't for the fact that Wang Qiuxia was a girl, he would have wanted to yell!
"Student Wang Qiuxia! Are you dissatisfied with the way I lecture? Or is there something wrong with my lecture?"

Zhang Huhai asked with a sullen expression.

In fact, it's not to blame Zhang Huhai for being angry. After all, who has ever seen farts follow the rhythm like this?

Hearing Zhang Huhai's question, the instigator Wang Qiuxia's face turned even redder immediately, as if she was about to cry out of aggrieved appearance, but because her appearance and character were not very good, everyone looked at her with a gloating smile After all, she never considered other people's feelings when she usually gossips about others.

It can only be said that Wang Qiuxia's retribution has come!
"Ms. Zhang! I... I really didn't mean it!"

Wang Qiuxia explained with an aggrieved look on her face.

Seeing that Wang Qiuxia didn't seem to be lying, Zhang Huhai immediately didn't intend to pursue it anymore, but continued to give lectures.

But at the next moment, a loud fart sound swept the entire classroom!
"Boom!...Boom!"

Wang Qiuxia herself was stunned!

This fart almost overturned Wang Qiuxia's whole body, and a fart tornado faintly formed, making the textbooks on the table rattle!
"Ouch!... No way! I can't stand it!"

A girl at Wang Qiuxia's desk immediately stood up, covered her mouth and nose, and ran towards the outside of the classroom.

"Damn it! This is a biochemical weapon! I'm about to be poisoned, someone drag me out of the classroom!"

A boy also ran towards the outside of the classroom quickly.

At this moment, not only the students, but even Zhang Huhai, who is a teacher, couldn't stand it anymore. He frowned and looked at Wang Qiuxia.

Sensing the strange gazes of the students around her, Wang Qiuxia couldn't take it anymore, and ran out of the classroom crying, but she kept releasing stinky farts while running. This picture really refreshed all three views!

"Everyone, open the windows and get some fresh air!"

Zhang Huhai hurriedly ordered everyone to speak.

"Come here, a girl, hurry up and check on Wang Qiuxia's situation. If it doesn't work, send her to the infirmary!"

Zhang Huhai hurriedly gave orders again.

But for a while, none of the girls stood up and was willing to investigate Wang Qiuxia's situation.

"Teacher Zhang! Let me go!"

Seeing that no one was willing to take care of Wang Qiuxia's affairs, Tong Shiya took the initiative to speak out.

Although she didn't like Wang Qiuxia very much, Tong Shiya still had to take the lead as the class monitor, so she took the initiative to stand up.

"Okay! Go and come back!"

Zhang Huhai agreed without hesitation.

Seeing Tong Shiya leave the classroom, Ling Yu couldn't help but frown. The most important reason why he wanted to punish Wang Qiuxia was to vent his anger on Tong Shiya, and now Tong Shiya went to investigate Wang Qiuxia's The situation, I am afraid the final result will not be too good...

Although it has begun to breathe, there is still a bad smell in the classroom. Although everyone is afraid of Zhang Huhai's prestige, they all ran to the corridor outside the classroom to breathe.

Zhang Huhai himself seemed a little unbearable, and came outside the classroom to breathe, but he saw that the class was over in a few minutes, so he turned around and left.

As soon as Zhang Huhai left, everyone started to discuss heatedly again.

"Fuck! I made a mistake in my judgment just now! This is simply not the power that the third stage of Fart Qi can have! This Nima is definitely the legendary Fart God! Only the Fart God can create such a powerful formation!"

The boy named Ma Tianyu joked.

"Wang Qiuxia is considered famous today! Although her fame is not very brilliant, everyone has their own specialties, right? Wang Qiuxia's specialty is, I am good at farting!"

Another boy named Chopin chimed in.

Everyone was talking about Wang Qiuxia's farting, but Zhang Xudong looked incredible, and looked at Ling Yu from time to time, as if he was thinking about something.

At this moment, Zhang Xudong had a very strong intuition telling him that Wang Qiuxia's farting was absolutely inseparable from Ling Yu, but he couldn't figure out where the connection was!

In the end, Zhang Xudong suppressed his unrealistic thoughts. After all, in his opinion, no matter how powerful Ling Yu is, there is no way to cause Wang Qiuxia to fart continuously. All of this should be a coincidence.

However, Ling Yu definitely didn't know what Zhang Xudong was thinking. He was chatting with Meng Hao about what happened just now.

"Fuck! Brother Yu! Is this the good show I told me? This is too exciting!"

Meng Hao looked at Ling Yu with an unbelievable expression on his face.

"Otherwise? If you want to blame, you can only blame her for doing it herself!"

Ling Yu said calmly.

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