I'm really not a dresser

Chapter 164 Extremely Collapsed
Hearing that Tong Shiya helped him out of the siege, Ling Yu was very moved!

This is simply a good Chinese teammate!God assists!
What Ling Yu didn't expect was that, while chatting, a few people talked nonsense about women's physiological problems and went up!
"Sister Ruoxue! What did you eat to grow up? Why is it so big? Could it be papaya?"

Li Siyu pointed to Ling Yu's chest with envy.

"........."

Ling Yu was struck by lightning in an instant, and he didn't know how to answer it!
And Tong Shiya is also full of black lines at the moment. She never thought that Li Siyu would ask such a private question. If he knew that Ling Ruoxue was Ling Yu, he didn't know what she would think...

"This... I developed it naturally! Just let nature take its course!"

Ling Yu rolled his eyes, and immediately said nonsense.

"Wow! Isn't it? Naturally developed so well? I think it's almost 36D!"

Zhang Min showed a look of surprise and said.

"........."

Ling Yu glanced at it on his own, only to realize that Zhang Min seemed to be right!
If it wasn't for Zhang Min's reminder, Ling Yu himself wouldn't have noticed!

No wonder he always felt that others were always staring at his chest, so it turned out to be the reason!
"Hey! Sister Ruoxue! I really envy your figure and measurements! If only I could be like you!"

Li Siyu looked at his flat figure and complained.

"Don't be discouraged! You will have a good figure, and you will have a good skin! If you can't do it, eat more papaya!"

Ling Yu laughed amusedly.

"Humph! Sister Ruoxue? I suspect you are laughing at me! No way! I want to try it out!"

As he spoke, Li Siyu pounced on Ling Yu like a little wild cat!
At the same time, her two little hands were also grabbing towards Ling Yu's chest!
Ling Yu didn't notice for a while, but Li Siyu jumped on him directly!

The two came directly to an intimate hug!
At this moment, Ling Yu only felt like a volcano erupted in his body!Uncontrollable restlessness!
Although Li Siyu's figure is not very good, but she is a woman!Holding her still has a strange feeling!
Seeing this, Zhang Min on the side also joined in, hanging directly on Ling Yu's body!

If it were any girl, I am afraid that the two goblins would have succeeded by now!

It's a pity that what they met was a boy, the kind of boy who was full of physical strength!
Ling Yu held the two daughters tightly in his arms, one in each hand, making them unable to move for a while!

"This feeling! It's wonderful~..."

At this moment Ling Yu is simply immersed in endless enjoyment!
"Woooo! Sister Ruoxue! We were wrong! Let us go..."

Li Siyu looked at Ling Yu with a pitiful face and begged for mercy.

"Hmph! Ruoxue! Let go of me! Otherwise, I'll tickle you!"

Zhang Min was like a little wild cat, and said with a face of reluctance.

Although the three of them hugged each other tightly at the moment, the two girls didn't feel the slightest embarrassment, instead they started to play and fight!

Tong Shiya on the side was completely dumbfounded at the moment!

At the same time, her heart became more and more bitter!It's like knocking over the jar of vinegar!
But the many boys sitting on the side saw this, but they all showed hungry eyes like hungry wolves!
How much they wished to replace the two daughters Zhang Min and Li Siyu with themselves, how wonderful that scene would be!

Sometimes, it is also a kind of enjoyment to see a few beautiful girls playing and playing together, after all, they are beautiful and delicious!

"Sister Ruoxue! You are bullying! She is still on her period! You can't bully me like this..."

Li Siyu stared at Ling Yudao with an aggrieved expression.

"Birth...menstrual period?"

Ling Yu was shocked!

"Siyu! If you don't tell me, I'll forget it. It seems that I haven't come this month. I don't know if it's delayed..."

Zhang Min suddenly interjected.

Sandwiched between the two girls, Ling Yu only felt that his head was getting bigger!

What are we talking about?

Why are you so out-of-the-box?

Can you consider the feelings of a boy?
Ling Yu felt that he couldn't go on like this any longer!If things go on like this, something will happen sooner or later!

But before Ling Yu could respond, Zhang Min asked a question!

"Ruoxue! Is your menstrual period over? Do you feel labor pain?"

"........."

Ling Yu really wants to cry now!

Why do you keep asking me these weird questions?

Is this TM a problem that I, a man, should pay attention to?

"Uh... mine has already passed, every time it's painful!"

Ling Yu responded with black lines all over his head.

"How about the blood volume? I feel that my biological clock has been a little out of order recently..."

Zhang Min then asked.

After hearing Zhang Min's question again, Ling Yu's heart almost collapsed!
"If this goes on like this, I guess I'm going to bleed profusely! The blood flows like a river!"

Ling Yu secretly slandered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it directly.

"I think, drink more hot water! It's okay to have some brown sugar water! Take it easy!"

Ling Yu resisted his broken heart and suggested.

"Oh! Oops! I seem to have forgotten to bring a sanitary napkin today... Sister Ruoxue! Do you have any?"

Li Siyu's face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly asked Ling Yu.

From the look of her, she seemed really anxious!

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At this moment, Ling Yu only felt ten thousand alpacas galloping past in his mind!

"If I really want to bring that thing, won't I become a real pervert?"

Ling Yu said silently to himself.

"Sister Siyu! Today I didn't bring..."

Ling Yu said with embarrassment.

"It's okay! I have it! Sister Siyu! You go!"

Tong Shiya spoke at this time, and then she quietly stuffed Li Siyu with a pink thing.

After seeing Tong Shiya sent Li Siyu away, Ling Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief!

He was really afraid that this girl would say something ridiculous, so he simply didn't treat him as an outsider!Don't dare to say anything private!

But after Li Siyu left, Tong Shiya sat directly next to Ling Yu, and her body couldn't help getting closer to Ling Yu!
Just when Ling Yu was puzzled for a moment, he suddenly felt a small hand growing out of his waist, and then a sour feeling swept over him!

At this moment, how could Ling Yu not understand that Tong Shiya is typically jealous!

But Zhang Min didn't realize anything at the moment, she was still half down on Ling Yu's body, and slowly sang a few lines to the music in the box.

Feeling the warm and fragrant nephrite in his arms, and not having another stunning beauty beside him, Ling Yu was really pained and happy!

And after Tong Shiya punished Ling Yu a little, it seemed that her stubbornness was aroused, and she also leaned on Ling Yu!

Others could only see the three of them as close as girlfriends!

It's like a white lotus flower blooming in the mortal world!
(End of this chapter)