I'm really not a dresser

Chapter 388
I can't figure it out.

Fan Hai probably never imagined in his dreams, in fact, all of this was caused by Ling Yu last night!

As early as when he asked Fan Hai for leave, Ling Yu had already made up his mind. If Fan Hai disagreed with his request for leave, then he would implement the stinky fart card plan!

After being rejected by Fan Hai, Ling Yudang exchanged a fart card from the system space!

Before going out, Ling Yu pretended to touch Fan Hai's clothes involuntarily, but in fact he had already put the fart card into Fan Hai's pocket.

But this morning Fan Hai got up and put on his clothes together, then the effect of the fart will automatically take effect!

That's why the embarrassing scene of Fan Hai farting continuously appeared now.

Of course, the reason why Ling Yu did this was not only to play a prank on Fan Hai, but also to take revenge on Fan Hai's past who deliberately dug holes to punish him!

It's just that Fan Hai probably couldn't think of all of this.

However, just when everyone began to practice kicking postures to maintain the independence of the golden rooster, Fan Hai's stomach started acting like a monster again!

"Puff puff puff..."

There was another series of fart sounds, and this time the sound was even louder!
When the students who were still frowning at first heard this, they couldn't help breaking their defenses and burst out laughing again.

"Damn it! Instructor Fan came here on purpose to punish us today, right? Why did he amplify his moves at a critical moment... I can't even laugh if I don't want to laugh!!! Hahahaha..."

"Instructor Fan! If there is something we haven't done well, you can just say it. There is no need to torture us in this way! I can't take it anymore! It's too fucking torture!"

"Hmm! This familiar recipe, this familiar taste! I vomited... vomit~vomit~"

No one was spared, and all of them were shrouded in the Fart God Realm created by Fan Hai.

"Ugh, it stinks! What did you eat..."

A girl just sniffed lightly, and Dang even couldn't help covering her mouth and nose, and looked at Fan Hai in horror.

At the same time, everyone looked at Fan Hai in astonishment, as if they saw a human-shaped gas bomb.

At this moment, even Fan Hai himself could feel a strong stench surrounding him, it really stinks!
Such an embarrassing thing happened in front of his military training students, no matter how strong and calm Fan Hai was, he couldn't hide the embarrassment on his face.

But before Fan Hai started to think about the next countermeasures, he felt an overwhelming pain in his belly, and it was getting worse!
Needless to say, Fan Hai also knew that he definitely had a bad stomach, and if he stayed any longer, there might be even more embarrassing embarrassments happening!

"From now on, all of you will give me a military posture. When I come back, it will end!"

Without hesitation, Fan Haidang ordered even though he was strong and calm.

"I……"

Originally, Fan Hai wanted to continue to say something more, but as soon as the words came out, his expression changed!
It was a distorted expression with a pale face and pain to the point of sweating!

Not daring to stay longer, Fan Haidang rushed towards the nearest toilet with his buttocks in his hands like an arrow leaving the string.

Looking at Fan Hai's embarrassed appearance when he left, it really refreshed everyone's three views!
Originally Fan Hai's majestic and solemn image in everyone's eyes has disappeared at this moment.

"Pfft~ Instructor Fan has a bad stomach? He really runs faster than a rabbit!"

After Fan Hai left, a girl couldn't help but chuckled.

It's just that as soon as she opened her mouth, a strong stench came out of her nostrils. She was so scared that she hurriedly covered her mouth and nose again.

On the apparently open and airy playground, the stinky fart field created by Fan Hai was lingering, covering everyone tightly.

Seeing this scene, everyone immediately covered their mouths and laughed unscrupulously.

Without Fan Hai's restraint, everyone quickly stopped standing in a military posture, and then ran away from the area where they were standing just now, and then turned their heads to look at the smelly poisonous area, with a look of surprise on their faces. The color of fear without danger.

"I don't know what this instructor Fan ate last night...Why is this fart so smelly? This is the most smelly fart I have ever smelled, bar none!"

Yuan Cheng said with a sigh.

"Hey! I didn't expect Instructor Fan to look so embarrassed today. I would have taken a photo with my phone as a souvenir if I knew it!"

Gao Qiang smiled honestly.

"Amen! We should thank the cafeteria aunts, they saved us from suffering! Today is finally no training!"

Wen Zixuan made a praying gesture of pointing his hands between his eyebrows, and said with emotion.

For a while, everyone became idle and relaxed.

Time passed by, and the people who were anxiously waiting for Fan Hai's return never saw Fan Hai's figure come back.

Nearly an hour later, Fan Hai's figure still did not appear on the playground.

Seeing this situation, everyone immediately relaxed and started free activities.

While the students in other classes who were training in the military saw this scene, they all started to envy them. How much they wished that their instructors could be like Fan Hai, but it was a pity that this was destined to be impossible.

As for why Fan Hai didn't come back after a long time, it was because he was already exhausted in the toilet!
Forget about serial farts, the key is to fire them together with the shells. At this moment, a strong stench began to permeate the whole toilet.

Even Fan Hai, who was in it, was almost overwhelmed by the poisonous gas he released!

In this way, a day of military training is completely wasted.

At the moment, Ling Yu, who was catching up on sleep in the hotel, hadn't seen what happened in the school, but he had expected it. After all, Ling Yu was very familiar with the effect of the stinky fart card.

In the afternoon, Yuan Cheng made another phone call to Ling Yu. On the phone, Yuan Cheng told Ling Yu vividly what happened in the playground about Fan Hai this morning.

Ling Yu was only symbolically surprised by this, so as not to make Yuan Cheng feel suspicious.

After finishing the phone call with Yuan Cheng, Ling Yu left the hotel straight away, and then began to wander around the university town leisurely.

At this moment, Ling Yu is dressed in pink and green gauze fashion, and he is not worried that someone will recognize him, and taking advantage of this rare free time, Ling Yu also started to eat, eat, buy, buy, and buy like crazy!

In one afternoon, Ling Yu spent almost all his time wandering around the university town, during which he also bought a lot of snacks and snacks.

Of course, these are prepared by Ling Yu for Tong Shiya.

(End of this chapter)