If you don't do it the other way around, you'll get sick

Chapter 2 Chen Hou's Rebirth

Chinese calendar, September 2019, 9, on the campus of Imperial University.

The first floor of the Department of Literature Building...

In the boys toilet, in front of the second urinal, a slender sunny boy about 1.8 meters tall, with his head against the wall, was taking a toilet.

The sound of splashing water...

He has been here for 5 minutes, 5 minutes!

Can you imagine, a person relieved for 5 minutes, and there is no sign of stopping until just now...

Not only is this unscientific, it's pure anti-humanity.

That is to say, it is the time for classes at Imperial University. If it is a break time, this boy may be famous throughout Imperial University for his great achievements.

It's just that this reputation is definitely not a good reputation.

It should probably be a name similar to "Manneken Man", which will be widely circulated in the post bar on the campus of Imperial University...

……

This anti-human guy was none other than Chen Hou who was knocked unconscious by a brick notebook that fell from the sky.

That one is in another world, working very hard, being kind and honest, preparing for a long time to go on a blind date, 32-year-old Chen Hou...

Yes, Chen Hou was reborn.

When he was working hard to save money and was about to pay off the mortgage on his 96-square-meter house, when he had just paid the down payment for a Mercedes-Benz car with more than 30 yuan, when he had done everything and was about to go on a blind date when you get married.

He, reborn...

……

"Admit your mistake, if you admit your mistake, call Dad and cancel your punishment for refusing the mission.

Don't hold back and say that your condition is [as long as you pee for 30 minutes], that's 30 minutes!

One minute less, one second less is not 30 minutes.

You know, the uncle of Rebirth Notes has always said the same thing. "Suddenly, a childish voice sounded like a doll.

It's just that the content of this immature voice is more or less obscene.

This was a voice that only the reborn Chen Hou could hear. Hearing this, Chen Hou turned his head to look at the figure that only he could see.

It was a guy the size of a newborn baby, with chubby cheeks, chubby belly, and chubby little guy with chubby limbs.

It was wearing a small pure red apron, a sky braid on the top of its head, and a pen on its right ear.

At this time, it was sitting on the first urinal, holding in its hand the black brick notebook that led to Chen Hou's rebirth.

At this time, the notebook opened the first page, and there was a line of small words on the top. The words were not very good-looking, crooked, the color of the words was black, and the content was concise and concise.

[Rebirth, complete! 】

Below these four words, there is another line of words, the font is still crooked, but the color is no longer black, and even this word does not fall on the note.

It floats above the note paper, which is like a stream of words, transparent, clear, and sparkling, with only the shape of blurred words.

The content of the words is roughly: Cannot refuse, and if you refuse, you will be punished randomly. Main task one [Personally escort Zhao Yiren back to the dormitory.

Mission duration: one month.

Punishment for failure: I get a disease that farts every 3 minutes for a week, regardless of the occasion or time.

Success reward: You don't have to get sick. 】

"Hey!"

After finishing speaking, he was staring at the rebirth note in the rebirth notebook in his hand, and waited for a long time without waiting for a reply.

pat!

It sighed, opened the rebirth notebook in two, and placed it on its head.

It was originally sitting on the urinal, but it floated up and landed on Chen Hou's shoulder who was still in hand.

It was only at this time that Rebirth Notes found out that Chen Hou was crying, tears were falling down, and classmate Chen Hou was crying silently.

"Honest man!" Rebirth Note secretly sighed.

"Honest people are the best fun." Rebirth Notes thought after sighing. Thinking of this, it looked like a cute cheek, and a dangerous arc was drawn at the corner of the mouth, and then disappeared.

It changed into a look of compassion, and it didn't want to look like this.

"Isn't it just that the house is gone, the car is gone, and the wife is gone..."

The Rebirth Notebook was intended to comfort Chen Hou, but it backfired.

After Chen Hou asked, he raised his teary eyes, looked at the rebirth notes and cried even harder. He was crying silently, but now he was crying loudly.

"My house, my car, my blind date!

After 30 years of hard work, one brick fell from the sky, one brick...

I the hell will return to me before liberation!
It's not good who you look for, you look for me! ! !

I have any grudges against you, you are so shameless, you go find those scumbags, bastards, I have done the most sorry thing for my conscience in the past 30 years, which is to wet the bed.

I am not suitable for you!

Hey, send it back to me. I know a guy named Chen Zhou. He is a pure scumbag. He is definitely suitable for you. What do you think? "

Chen Hou was urinating, crying, and talking.

As I was talking, I remembered something, and when I got excited, I almost peed in my pants, and I didn't even bother to cry.

After finishing speaking, he looked at the rebirth notes with tear-filled eyes and an extremely sincere expression on his sunny cheeks.

Chen Hou, an honest man who has passed 32 years, is going to betray his brother. In fact, this is not a betrayal. After all, in Chen Hou's view, with Chen Zhou's temperament, he is absolutely too happy to be reborn. .

Chen Hou thought this way, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was right, and the joy on his face gradually became stronger.

However, before the smile could reach the corner of his mouth, the Rebirth Notebook picked up the Rebirth Notebook on top of his head, and a Rebirth Notebook was slapped awake.

There was a loud bang!
"Regenerate the notebook, put pen and paper into words, and there will be no chance to regret it.

Boy, accept your fate!
There is no going back, all traces of you in that world have disappeared.

Don't think it's impossible, you are an orphan in that world, and your usual relationship network is not complicated.

Erase is easy. "

Chen Hou said so after finishing the filming of Rebirth Notes, his chubby face was very serious.

It saw that Chen Hou looked at it with despair, but stopped crying.

Then he said: "Actually, if you remove those material things, your biggest loss is not seeing your blind date, which is a person you don't know if you can become it..."

"I can definitely do it!" Chen Hou was already desperate when he heard the words, and he gritted his teeth when he interrupted the rebirth notes.

Whoa!
If it is not convenient for Chen Hou right now, his appearance is quite scary.

He's been peeing now, for a solid 10 minutes.

"Listen to me." Rebirth Notes did not finish Huyou's words, but was interrupted, looked at Chen Hou, and was about to pick up the pen next to his ear.

He has seen the state of the rebirth note, it was when he wrote [peeing only for 30 minutes] before, so he knows what it means, it is probably an extra time.

Chen Hou is well aware of this...

Sure enough, Chen Hou's cannibalism just now disappeared, and he became a good baby.

Man, that's how cheap...

"Yes, it is absolutely possible for you to succeed, but I think the probability of your success is much smaller than your chance of failure.

Because you have never had a woman like you in 32 years, you have never talked about love, right?

You can't deny that, right? "

Rebirth Notes, after finishing speaking, he deliberately paused and looked at Chen Hou.

Chen Hou was silent when he heard the words, because it was the truth.

He is 32 years old and still a virgin.

Seeing Chen Hou acquiescing, the Rebirth Notes continued: "Then you don't have a car, you don't have a house, right?
But what do you get, a 20-year-old body, a completely new world, and a completely new life.

And of course me.

I will let you live a completely different life from your previous life. Simply put, it is the opposite of your previous life.

In your last life, you lived a mediocre life until you were 32. In this life, I will let you live your life vigorously.

Vigorous and exciting, don't you think so? "

Rebirth Notes had a look of good intentions.

"Before the age of 32, can the house have 120 square meters, three bedrooms and one living room?"

After Chen Hou listened to the generous statement in the rebirth notes, he thought for a long time and asked this very seriously.

"Small idea."

"Before 32, can there be 80 Mercedes-Benz?"

"No problem."

"Okay Dad, I was wrong."

Chen Hou weighed the pros and cons, and then said flatly.

Ding dong ding the get out of class bell rang...

The rebirth note was sluggish, and the sound of splashing water disappeared.

Chen Hou accepted this completely, he was reborn...

(End of this chapter)