If you don't do it the other way around, you'll get sick

Chapter 5
Chen Hou didn't look at the speechless expression of the rebirth notes.

"Guaranteed... one hit kills!"

He said confidently.

He felt that he had already learned the lesson from the handsome Sima face in front of him, but for a goddess like Zhao Yiren.

Domineering CEOs are not popular, because Zhao Yiren, who has a top-notch family background, is no stranger to CEOs and chairman of the board.

It is said that rare things are the most precious, so to deal with Zhao Yiren, a goddess who has both beauty and wisdom, family background and knowledge.

Of course you have to use expensive ones!

Chen Hou was sure of this, but for Zhao Yiren, what was so rare? He was a good-looking poor boy from the countryside. Chen Hou was sure that Zhao Yiren with such a family background had never seen much.

In Chen Hou's mind, after careful reasoning, he decided to use the method of warming men!

Because in TV dramas, warm men are basically poor, with occasional exceptions, they are just not poor.

Chen Hou analyzed this point, and finally came to a conclusion, a very realistic conclusion.

That is, if you can't satisfy a girl with material things, you can only warm her with spirit.

A poor guy is still domineering to a girl, and a girl with a better personality may give you a slap and tell you not to be silly.

A little worse, I will give you a slap and tell you not to be silly, and finally say to break up.

In a word, if you are too poor, how can you find a girlfriend!

In Chen Hou's previous life, most of the time, he was a second-rate youth who was poor and miserable at the same time.

Unlike the domineering president before, he is poor... no... he is a warm man, Chen Hou has a personal experience.

Therefore, this made Chen Hou, who was already full of confidence, burst into confidence.

Chen Hou blew on the bangs on his forehead, and when he turned around and came to the door, a gentle smile was already on his face.

The moment this smile climbed onto Chen Hou's cheeks, he had already completed his transformation.

The super invincible and poor... No... It's the super invincible and warm guy Cucumber, who appeared!
Then, before Chen Hou stepped into the classroom, another scene in front of him interrupted him...

"Yi Ren, it's me...Bai Yu, I was in the same class as you in junior high and high school for six years.

In fact, I didn't expect anything extravagantly, but I never thought that our university is still in the same class. "A sunny boy in a white shirt and jeans with a haircut said to Zhao Yiren affectionately.

When Chen Hou saw this situation, he immediately felt that it was not good. This was another person who came to steal his job, which was different from the old CEO.

This time, Chen Hou felt that this was his well-thought-out plan. He believed that with this method, Zhao Yiren would definitely be able to successfully get Zhao Yiren to accept his request for escort for a month.

But now, this has definitely been shaken.

Because the guy inside looks like not only a warm guy, but also a warm guy from childhood.

This was unbearable, so Zhao Yiren agreed. If Zhao Yiren agreed, it would be a disaster.

Chen Houxin was muttering inwardly, and there was a new development in the situation inside.

Seeing Zhao Yiren looking up at him, the warm man who claimed to be Bai Yu didn't answer, but just looked at him seriously, and continued immediately:
"Yi Ren, I think this is the arrangement of fate. In the first year of junior high school, the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you.

At that time, I didn't know what it was like, but I just felt that I would pay attention to you very deliberately.

Pay attention to what you like and what you don't like.

I know you like to eat delicious food, so I went to take the exam for a first-level chef certificate.

I know you like to listen to the piano, so I passed the tenth grade in the piano exam.

I know you like jogging, so I also worked hard to exercise, and finally got a national first-level athlete certificate.

I know you like it..." This warm-hearted childhood sweetheart confessed affectionately, it's hard to say whether Zhao Yiren was moved, but it moved everyone in the classroom, including Chen Hou, who watched this scene.

Chen Hou was moved and backed away, leaning his back against the wall, muttering in his heart, "This must be such a poor man to be so warm. For a little hobby, I directly took the certificate test, and I took so many certificates."

Chen Hou, muttering in his heart, also cheered for this man, he decided to give up, he was so gentle, it was specified that it was very difficult at home, and it was also very difficult in his previous life.

Therefore, he hoped that the poor bastard named Bai Yu... no... the warm guy would succeed, and as for farting himself, he could fart.

At most, he would hold on to it a bit, play it slower, and let it go for a week.

This is the sympathy between poor people, which is more reliable than many close friends.

Chen Hou leaned against the wall, already imagining his life for the next week.

One fart every 3 minutes, with a little bit in between, the time interval between these times has been shortened a lot, isn't this equivalent to farting in between for a whole day?

Well, in this case, the good thing is that you can fully exercise the sphincter, which is basically impossible to exercise normally.

The bad thing is, will this living father in Rebirth Notes give him this farting disease, the farts will be particularly stinky.

If it's particularly smelly, it's over.

Because it is basically played without interruption. In university courses, each class lasts for an hour. During this hour, the classroom must not be like a gas leak.

"Dad, I hope this fart disease doesn't stink..."

Chen Hou thought about it, then suddenly turned his head to the rebirth note, and said obsequiously.

You can't think about this disease carefully. If you think about it carefully, the picture is simply that this is a person doing things!
Chen Hou's sudden sentence made the rebirth note puzzled, it really didn't keep up with Chen Hou's rhythm.

And just when the rebirth note was puzzled, Bai Yu's gentle voice came from inside again.

"Yiren, can you give me a chance?"

Bai Yu said so.

"Who are you?

How do you know about my hobbies, follow me? "

Zhao Yiren broke away from looking at Bai Yu seriously and said so.

Zhao Yiren's sentence, who are you, dragged everyone in the classroom out of the moving atmosphere.

Silence!
However, amidst the silence, there was suddenly the sound of neat footsteps.

Chen Hou was outside the door, so the first time he saw the source of the footsteps were four big men in black suits and black sunglasses.

Running at a neat pace, he passed Chen Hou and entered the classroom. After 30 seconds, the four of them came out with the warm boy Bai Yu on their shoulders.

"Yi Ren, I'm Bai Yu, we've been classmates for six years!
I also accepted your homework, did you forget? ! "

Bai Yu, who was carried away, was still struggling, screaming hoarsely, tears streaming down his face.

Another cry!
Chen Hou clung to the wall and watched Bai Yu and the four big men go away, muttering in his heart.

After seeing off Bai Yu and the four big men, Chen Hou looked at Zhao Yiren again, and saw the goddess, muttering the name Bai Yu, shaking his head and focusing on the book in his hand again.

Warm men also have risks, that is, they are easy to be ignored...

And Bai Yu, an invincible and warm man, was no longer ignored, but Zhao Yiren, who didn't know such a person at all.

"May you be safe!"

Chen Hou saw that this was facing the direction where Bai Yu was resisted, bowed, and then prayed.

This is a good man, fortunately he was one step ahead.

Otherwise, it would be him, Chen Hou, who was resisted now.

"You still have a third category, what is it, do you still need it?"

Rebirth Notes looked at Chen Hou and said neither salty nor bland.

"Dad, can farts not stink?"

Chen Hou had realized the seriousness of the problem at this time, and asked again very solemnly.

"..."

Hearing this, the rebirth note put its chubby little hands on its forehead again.

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(End of this chapter)