Me and Monster Academy
Chapter 3 The old driver is online
Chapter 3 The old driver is online
You will meet people who don't follow the rules everywhere, and a noble profession is born to deal with such people, yes, violence... ahem, law enforcement.
You can't solve things with violence, but you can solve people who make trouble.
For those who are disobedient and do not abide by the rules, what Huangmao has to do is not to spend too much time talking with them, but to enforce the right of justice and throw them all out.
Huang Mao is strong, but Wu Hang doesn't know how strong it is, but what Wu Hang knows is that most of the people in Class [-] have been frightened by Huang Mao, and he doesn't know if all of them have been frightened. , because he already belonged to the group of people who entered the classroom last, it was just inferred from the way everyone looked at Huang Mao.
"Come, come, two brothers please come forward."
Just talking is useless, so after Huang Mao finished speaking, Wu Hang took the lead first, and cooperated to arrange Huang Mao's two accomplices to the window first, and he followed closely behind. Although the queue was a bit small, Huang Mao had just loudly announced the queue, and other people also queued up after seeing this.
Ye Yunyi immediately picked up the spoon and was ready to start work.
Although there were only a small number of people at the beginning, the speed couldn't be stopped.
In less than a minute, it was Wu Hang's turn, and the two brothers in front were already gobbling.
Seeing Ye Yunyi slowly filling a bowl of rice for himself, Wu Hang was still a little moved. The bowl was almost as big as the small washbasin, but then he was heartbroken
"Give me the money, one hundred."
Fuck, one hundred, one meal costs one hundred, two meals a day, the six thousand yuan is gone, and breakfast is added in the morning, and another three thousand is paid, and the ten thousand yuan is only 1000 yuan in a month spare money.
This does not include treats, Huang Mao helped him today, so he must treat others to dinner anyway, the 1000 yuan is probably hanging.
Wu Hang, who was originally complacent because of the [-] a month living expenses, instantly felt that this school was a pit, a tiankeng.The money is real money, and Wu Hang didn't see any abnormalities. Now he only hopes that the job assigned after graduation will be a reliable job.
Reluctantly paying a huge sum of one hundred, Wu Hang picked up the dishes, and walked to the two classmates and sat down.
This is a bowl of food that cost 100 yuan. With tears in his eyes, Wu Hang picked up the chopsticks and held them to his mouth. After taking a bite, he really cried.
100 yuan, that's the real 100 yuan, so I bought this thing!This is for people to eat!What does this taste like!
The bad taste in the mouth made people want to vomit, and the meal bought for 100 yuan had to be swallowed with tears.
He chewed carefully, and there was a bark sound from his teeth. He licked it lightly with his tongue, and immediately felt a hard object the size of a sesame seed.
His face turned black immediately, and he couldn't hold the food in his mouth, so he vomited it out.
The two students next to me watched and stared.
"What's wrong, brother, is the food unappetizing?"
"There are stones in the dish."
"Is there a stone? Impossible, let me see."
Wu Hang pointed with a spoon, and the stone that he had crushed appeared in the sight of the two of them.
"This isn't a rock, it's salt. I don't see anything wrong with it!"
Wu Hang looked at the sesame-sized stone with a face full of disbelief: "Is this salt?"
Both of them nodded in unison; "It's salt, that's right. Compared with the past when we hugged a stone and gnawed it, this salt is already very good, and it's very finely ground."
Wu Hang was speechless for a moment, this kind of salt might not be coarse salt that only existed in ancient times!
I can't eat the food, so it's okay if I eat it!Silently peeling away the vegetables, looking for the rice underneath, this digging, Wu Hang's face was speechless, and his eyes were full of tears.
There was no rice under the dish at all.
For 100 yuan, I bought a bowl of unpalatable dishes.
Looking at the people around, all the dishes that had been prepared were eaten with gusto, Wu Hang gritted his teeth, he would eat the 100 yuan dish no matter how unpalatable it was, because he had been hungry all day.
After half of the dishes were gone, Wu Hang finally couldn't bear the impact of the taste, and left without saying hello to Huang Mao and Ye Yunyi.
It's really uncomfortable. The school doesn't look like it has no money. Why is the food so rubbish.
If you have the money to build the school like this, don't you have the money to make the food more delicious?
Fortunately, I didn't learn chemistry in junior high school. It seems that I need to use their coarse salt to refine some fine salt that I can eat, otherwise this salt will eat dead people.In the future, I have to solve the food problem by myself, and the food in the cafeteria will eat dead people.
After a bit of cushioning, my stomach is not so hungry, and finally I won't starve to death.At this time, Wu Hang thought that it would be great if he bought some instant noodles when he came, but unfortunately he has no money.
Thinking of having no money, Wu Hang thought of the notebook he had bought for three hundred oceans, but because he was busy, he didn't even have time to open it.
The relationship between Fat Brother and him is not bad, after all, they are neighbors, and there are only a few people of similar age.
Presumably the thing he said to give to himself must not be bad, it should be his treasured game or game account.
Turn on the computer, and wait for three or four minutes before a box pops up on the desktop, which shows that it took 4 seconds to start this time.
If Wu Hang still had a cell phone, he would have believed it.
There are some commonly used software on the desktop, but they are useless. Wu Hang has not gone through the business of opening the Internet, so he can only play with the stand-alone computer.
Turning over the F game disk, Wu Hang saw the familiar game name, and then entered the game world.
Huang Mao was very excited at this time, watching the people at the table eating in an orderly manner, feeling proud.
As for those disobedient people, they have piled up outside the cafeteria, and Huang Mao is very confident in his strength.
Now that no one needed him to educate, the last batch of people came to eat, and the excitement was also weakening, so he remembered that he hadn't thanked the person who brought him such happiness.
"Where's Brother Wu Hang? Do you two know where he went?"
The two looked at each other, then shook their heads in unison.
"Thank you for your help today. If it weren't for you, I might not be able to keep this job. I'll give you more, hey! You said Wu Hang, I also want to thank him. I saw him carrying luggage this morning. , I think I should live in the school."
After finishing his work in the cafeteria, Huang Mao was praised by the cafeteria aunt, claiming that he would explain to the school what happened today so that he would get extra points when he graduated.
Huang Mao hastily denied it, saying that his brother Wu Hang taught him to do this, but everyone in the cafeteria didn't believe it, because they only saw Huang Mao's efforts, and this matter must be attributed to Huang Mao.
After dealing with the mess in the cafeteria, the yellow-haired trio and Ye Yunyi headed towards the dormitory together.
"This dormitory building is really not small, and I don't know where Wu Hang is." Although the dormitory building is not as grand as the teaching building, its scale is terrifying, and it is several times larger than the teaching building.
Huang Mao said confidently: "It's a trivial matter, it's up to me."
To calm down the luck, the yellow hair took a sharp breath, and a whirlwind penetrated into his nose and mouth. Seeing him sniffing his nose again, he pointed to one side: "This way!"
Wu Hang played the stand-alone game "The Emperor of the Fist". Although he was playing against the computer, he was abused terribly because he didn't play much. Most of the time, he watched the fat guy play and played by himself The number of confrontations with Fat Brother is pitiful, because Fat Brother can kill him with only fists and kicks, and he doesn't even have the ability to release.
So his technique is very good. This time, it is his best record. He has already hit the small boss facing the crazy state. To win it, as long as he defeats another group of people, he can fight the boss Nine-Different Hell Snake .
This is already the last character in his group, and the little boss has only a trace of blood left. As long as he continues to make trouble, he will be able to break through to a new level.
"Boom!" There was a huge sound, a gust of wind passed by, and the air trembled.
Wu Hang was taken aback. He was in an emergency, but because of this interference, his consecutive moves were interrupted. The little boss caught the opportunity and killed him.
"Who is kicking my door!" A roar came out, Wu Hang stood up and turned around, then he was dumbfounded, his door had already been kicked open, and four figures stood in front of him with evil smiles.
"If you have something to say, this door is broken, what should I do if I have to pay? Are you out?"
Well, among the four monsters in front of him, he couldn't beat any of them, so he softened all of a sudden.
However, the other four people didn't pay attention to what Wu Hang said. Ye Yunyi rushed over at once, pulling Wu Hang's whole body to look: "Are you not injured?"
"Brother, where are the people who bullied you? Tell them to get out, dare to bully my brother, this is courting death!" Huang Mao directly rummaged in the house.
Find someone?Injuried?Being bullied?
These questions kept spinning in Wu Hang's head, and he was very puzzled why these guys in front of him came to this conclusion.
"Where are people? We clearly heard the sound of fighting in your room, and there were people screaming. Where did those people go?"
There was a sound of countdown to failure coming from the computer, and the screen was flickering. Huang Mao found the target at once, pointed at the notebook and shouted: "The sound came from here."
Wu Hang was speechless and moved for a while, it turned out that these guys really cared about him.However, they are still a group of dirtbags who have never seen the world, and they don't even know computers.
"There is no one else in this room. This is a computer. The sound just now came from inside."
After this conversation, the battle just now was all over, and there was no chance of resurrection, so Wu Hang sat over and pressed 1 to start a new battle.
"Look, this is how it's played."
Boys like fighting games, at least Ye Yunyi doesn't like it, she walked over and asked: "Wu Hang, thank you for helping me today, I want to thank you, do you have time, I'll take you to eat something thing."
eat!Forget it, Wu Hang doesn't dare to eat this thing, but it's okay to give Ye Yunyi as a gift.
"It's fine to eat, I'll give it to you, Brother Mao, my door is broken, you have to look after something for me, I'll go out for a while."
Seeing that Wu Hang was about to leave, the others nodded one after another, hoping that Wu Hang would leave sooner.
"Go, go, here we are watching."
As soon as Wu Hang and Ye Yunyi went out, Huang Mao hurriedly sat on the throne that belonged to Wu Hang, and then began to imitate Wu Hang's appearance and fucked.
It's a pity that he was very unskilled and died within a few clicks. When he got angry, he accidentally touched the mouse and shut down the game.
"What's going on? Why is it closed?"
"Brother Mao, I seem to have seen you encounter this just now, and then the game will be taken care of, you try this."
Huang Mao took the mouse and began to click randomly, and then he discovered the new continent.
You can order here, and you can order here, full of curiosity.
Then he randomly clicked on a file named Gentleman, and then opened a txt, and some words appeared on it.
"What is this? Why does it take up the entire screen? It can't be that we broke it!" Huang Mao panicked, he didn't know where he clicked.
"I know a few characters on it. Let me take a closer look and think about their meaning."
"I understand. This is a human language. It said that the movie "**" is about a stepfather who loves his daughter, and her daughter loves his father. The father and daughter love each other, and the father loves like a mountain."
"Huh? No wonder Wu Hang is so smart. He understands human characters and owns human things. This is definitely one of the most effective ways to understand human culture. We must learn more. We need to open the file to see." Huang Maoyi Righteous words, with a face full of joy.
Then they worked hard and finally found the video. From then on, there was a second dimension in their world.
(End of this chapter)
You will meet people who don't follow the rules everywhere, and a noble profession is born to deal with such people, yes, violence... ahem, law enforcement.
You can't solve things with violence, but you can solve people who make trouble.
For those who are disobedient and do not abide by the rules, what Huangmao has to do is not to spend too much time talking with them, but to enforce the right of justice and throw them all out.
Huang Mao is strong, but Wu Hang doesn't know how strong it is, but what Wu Hang knows is that most of the people in Class [-] have been frightened by Huang Mao, and he doesn't know if all of them have been frightened. , because he already belonged to the group of people who entered the classroom last, it was just inferred from the way everyone looked at Huang Mao.
"Come, come, two brothers please come forward."
Just talking is useless, so after Huang Mao finished speaking, Wu Hang took the lead first, and cooperated to arrange Huang Mao's two accomplices to the window first, and he followed closely behind. Although the queue was a bit small, Huang Mao had just loudly announced the queue, and other people also queued up after seeing this.
Ye Yunyi immediately picked up the spoon and was ready to start work.
Although there were only a small number of people at the beginning, the speed couldn't be stopped.
In less than a minute, it was Wu Hang's turn, and the two brothers in front were already gobbling.
Seeing Ye Yunyi slowly filling a bowl of rice for himself, Wu Hang was still a little moved. The bowl was almost as big as the small washbasin, but then he was heartbroken
"Give me the money, one hundred."
Fuck, one hundred, one meal costs one hundred, two meals a day, the six thousand yuan is gone, and breakfast is added in the morning, and another three thousand is paid, and the ten thousand yuan is only 1000 yuan in a month spare money.
This does not include treats, Huang Mao helped him today, so he must treat others to dinner anyway, the 1000 yuan is probably hanging.
Wu Hang, who was originally complacent because of the [-] a month living expenses, instantly felt that this school was a pit, a tiankeng.The money is real money, and Wu Hang didn't see any abnormalities. Now he only hopes that the job assigned after graduation will be a reliable job.
Reluctantly paying a huge sum of one hundred, Wu Hang picked up the dishes, and walked to the two classmates and sat down.
This is a bowl of food that cost 100 yuan. With tears in his eyes, Wu Hang picked up the chopsticks and held them to his mouth. After taking a bite, he really cried.
100 yuan, that's the real 100 yuan, so I bought this thing!This is for people to eat!What does this taste like!
The bad taste in the mouth made people want to vomit, and the meal bought for 100 yuan had to be swallowed with tears.
He chewed carefully, and there was a bark sound from his teeth. He licked it lightly with his tongue, and immediately felt a hard object the size of a sesame seed.
His face turned black immediately, and he couldn't hold the food in his mouth, so he vomited it out.
The two students next to me watched and stared.
"What's wrong, brother, is the food unappetizing?"
"There are stones in the dish."
"Is there a stone? Impossible, let me see."
Wu Hang pointed with a spoon, and the stone that he had crushed appeared in the sight of the two of them.
"This isn't a rock, it's salt. I don't see anything wrong with it!"
Wu Hang looked at the sesame-sized stone with a face full of disbelief: "Is this salt?"
Both of them nodded in unison; "It's salt, that's right. Compared with the past when we hugged a stone and gnawed it, this salt is already very good, and it's very finely ground."
Wu Hang was speechless for a moment, this kind of salt might not be coarse salt that only existed in ancient times!
I can't eat the food, so it's okay if I eat it!Silently peeling away the vegetables, looking for the rice underneath, this digging, Wu Hang's face was speechless, and his eyes were full of tears.
There was no rice under the dish at all.
For 100 yuan, I bought a bowl of unpalatable dishes.
Looking at the people around, all the dishes that had been prepared were eaten with gusto, Wu Hang gritted his teeth, he would eat the 100 yuan dish no matter how unpalatable it was, because he had been hungry all day.
After half of the dishes were gone, Wu Hang finally couldn't bear the impact of the taste, and left without saying hello to Huang Mao and Ye Yunyi.
It's really uncomfortable. The school doesn't look like it has no money. Why is the food so rubbish.
If you have the money to build the school like this, don't you have the money to make the food more delicious?
Fortunately, I didn't learn chemistry in junior high school. It seems that I need to use their coarse salt to refine some fine salt that I can eat, otherwise this salt will eat dead people.In the future, I have to solve the food problem by myself, and the food in the cafeteria will eat dead people.
After a bit of cushioning, my stomach is not so hungry, and finally I won't starve to death.At this time, Wu Hang thought that it would be great if he bought some instant noodles when he came, but unfortunately he has no money.
Thinking of having no money, Wu Hang thought of the notebook he had bought for three hundred oceans, but because he was busy, he didn't even have time to open it.
The relationship between Fat Brother and him is not bad, after all, they are neighbors, and there are only a few people of similar age.
Presumably the thing he said to give to himself must not be bad, it should be his treasured game or game account.
Turn on the computer, and wait for three or four minutes before a box pops up on the desktop, which shows that it took 4 seconds to start this time.
If Wu Hang still had a cell phone, he would have believed it.
There are some commonly used software on the desktop, but they are useless. Wu Hang has not gone through the business of opening the Internet, so he can only play with the stand-alone computer.
Turning over the F game disk, Wu Hang saw the familiar game name, and then entered the game world.
Huang Mao was very excited at this time, watching the people at the table eating in an orderly manner, feeling proud.
As for those disobedient people, they have piled up outside the cafeteria, and Huang Mao is very confident in his strength.
Now that no one needed him to educate, the last batch of people came to eat, and the excitement was also weakening, so he remembered that he hadn't thanked the person who brought him such happiness.
"Where's Brother Wu Hang? Do you two know where he went?"
The two looked at each other, then shook their heads in unison.
"Thank you for your help today. If it weren't for you, I might not be able to keep this job. I'll give you more, hey! You said Wu Hang, I also want to thank him. I saw him carrying luggage this morning. , I think I should live in the school."
After finishing his work in the cafeteria, Huang Mao was praised by the cafeteria aunt, claiming that he would explain to the school what happened today so that he would get extra points when he graduated.
Huang Mao hastily denied it, saying that his brother Wu Hang taught him to do this, but everyone in the cafeteria didn't believe it, because they only saw Huang Mao's efforts, and this matter must be attributed to Huang Mao.
After dealing with the mess in the cafeteria, the yellow-haired trio and Ye Yunyi headed towards the dormitory together.
"This dormitory building is really not small, and I don't know where Wu Hang is." Although the dormitory building is not as grand as the teaching building, its scale is terrifying, and it is several times larger than the teaching building.
Huang Mao said confidently: "It's a trivial matter, it's up to me."
To calm down the luck, the yellow hair took a sharp breath, and a whirlwind penetrated into his nose and mouth. Seeing him sniffing his nose again, he pointed to one side: "This way!"
Wu Hang played the stand-alone game "The Emperor of the Fist". Although he was playing against the computer, he was abused terribly because he didn't play much. Most of the time, he watched the fat guy play and played by himself The number of confrontations with Fat Brother is pitiful, because Fat Brother can kill him with only fists and kicks, and he doesn't even have the ability to release.
So his technique is very good. This time, it is his best record. He has already hit the small boss facing the crazy state. To win it, as long as he defeats another group of people, he can fight the boss Nine-Different Hell Snake .
This is already the last character in his group, and the little boss has only a trace of blood left. As long as he continues to make trouble, he will be able to break through to a new level.
"Boom!" There was a huge sound, a gust of wind passed by, and the air trembled.
Wu Hang was taken aback. He was in an emergency, but because of this interference, his consecutive moves were interrupted. The little boss caught the opportunity and killed him.
"Who is kicking my door!" A roar came out, Wu Hang stood up and turned around, then he was dumbfounded, his door had already been kicked open, and four figures stood in front of him with evil smiles.
"If you have something to say, this door is broken, what should I do if I have to pay? Are you out?"
Well, among the four monsters in front of him, he couldn't beat any of them, so he softened all of a sudden.
However, the other four people didn't pay attention to what Wu Hang said. Ye Yunyi rushed over at once, pulling Wu Hang's whole body to look: "Are you not injured?"
"Brother, where are the people who bullied you? Tell them to get out, dare to bully my brother, this is courting death!" Huang Mao directly rummaged in the house.
Find someone?Injuried?Being bullied?
These questions kept spinning in Wu Hang's head, and he was very puzzled why these guys in front of him came to this conclusion.
"Where are people? We clearly heard the sound of fighting in your room, and there were people screaming. Where did those people go?"
There was a sound of countdown to failure coming from the computer, and the screen was flickering. Huang Mao found the target at once, pointed at the notebook and shouted: "The sound came from here."
Wu Hang was speechless and moved for a while, it turned out that these guys really cared about him.However, they are still a group of dirtbags who have never seen the world, and they don't even know computers.
"There is no one else in this room. This is a computer. The sound just now came from inside."
After this conversation, the battle just now was all over, and there was no chance of resurrection, so Wu Hang sat over and pressed 1 to start a new battle.
"Look, this is how it's played."
Boys like fighting games, at least Ye Yunyi doesn't like it, she walked over and asked: "Wu Hang, thank you for helping me today, I want to thank you, do you have time, I'll take you to eat something thing."
eat!Forget it, Wu Hang doesn't dare to eat this thing, but it's okay to give Ye Yunyi as a gift.
"It's fine to eat, I'll give it to you, Brother Mao, my door is broken, you have to look after something for me, I'll go out for a while."
Seeing that Wu Hang was about to leave, the others nodded one after another, hoping that Wu Hang would leave sooner.
"Go, go, here we are watching."
As soon as Wu Hang and Ye Yunyi went out, Huang Mao hurriedly sat on the throne that belonged to Wu Hang, and then began to imitate Wu Hang's appearance and fucked.
It's a pity that he was very unskilled and died within a few clicks. When he got angry, he accidentally touched the mouse and shut down the game.
"What's going on? Why is it closed?"
"Brother Mao, I seem to have seen you encounter this just now, and then the game will be taken care of, you try this."
Huang Mao took the mouse and began to click randomly, and then he discovered the new continent.
You can order here, and you can order here, full of curiosity.
Then he randomly clicked on a file named Gentleman, and then opened a txt, and some words appeared on it.
"What is this? Why does it take up the entire screen? It can't be that we broke it!" Huang Mao panicked, he didn't know where he clicked.
"I know a few characters on it. Let me take a closer look and think about their meaning."
"I understand. This is a human language. It said that the movie "**" is about a stepfather who loves his daughter, and her daughter loves his father. The father and daughter love each other, and the father loves like a mountain."
"Huh? No wonder Wu Hang is so smart. He understands human characters and owns human things. This is definitely one of the most effective ways to understand human culture. We must learn more. We need to open the file to see." Huang Maoyi Righteous words, with a face full of joy.
Then they worked hard and finally found the video. From then on, there was a second dimension in their world.
(End of this chapter)
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