Pirate: Hide the fruit, I, Silas, are here!

Chapter 5 The last time I heard such a funny joke was when I was born

On the first floor of the sea, outside the Red Lotus Hell, in Cell 107, several prisoners in prison uniforms huddled in a corner, whispering furtively.

"What's wrong with that kid? Since yesterday, he hasn't eaten, gone to the toilet, or drank water. When I peed in the middle of the night last night, I saw him sitting there in a daze! Did he get stimulated?"

"What's the matter? I woke up in the early morning and saw this guy at the door of the prison, who seemed to be trying to get his head out. I thought someone was trying to kill himself! I called him, and he said he wanted to escape , I am so happy, if it is so easy to escape, why don't we throw peas here every day?"

The so-called Peas Toss is a time-killing game created by Cell 107.

The rule of the game is that two people play against each other, one side will pop out its own Doudou first after losing, and the winning side will use Doudou to hit the former's Doudou, and if it hits, it will win.

If you miss, the offense and defense are switched.

Some people may say, isn't this just bouncing glass balls?What's so strange?

Strange, of course strange!
Where did the glass ball come from in the prison?The so-called peas are actually boogers.
The one with the most peas in the cell is an old carpenter. This guy is very dexterous and can win a bunch of peas every time. But this guy is still kept as a treasure. In the small 107, there is a corner dedicated to store his peas
"Forget it, forget about him! Let's play Doudou throwing!" The old carpenter directly suggested that he hasn't won Doudou today, and his hands are really itchy.

"I won't play for now." A skinny prisoner curled his lips, "I don't have anything in my nose today, I can't finish today."

"That's okay! I can lend it to you!"

"Can I borrow it? That's fine! I'll play!"

Some people like tossing peas as much as the old carpenter, so there are naturally some people who don't care about playing such a disgusting game.

Several people whispered to each other and continued to talk about their new cellmate - Saidong.

"Hey, let me tell you something I don't know. Didn't this guy happen to be next to me yesterday? He asked me about something!" said a prisoner with a scar on his face.

"What did I ask you?"

Scarface glanced at Saidong's direction, seeing that Saidong was still in a stupid state, he blinked and said, "I want to know? You all have to give me a spoonful of lugalu for lunch!"

"Cut! What is there to say! I have to give you a spoonful of lukalu?"

This Lukalu is a kind of food similar to corn paste. It has no nutrition, no matter how full it is, it is not delicious, and it has no taste.

Of course, you can still be full if you don't taste good, so Scarface still wants to have a full meal.

"I don't listen."

"I don't want to know either."

"Me too." The prisoner was a little hesitant. Compared with food and new things, he actually seemed to know new and interesting things.

These prisoners have been pushing the city for several years. What happened to each other from childhood to adulthood, how many moles on their bodies, how old are they, all are clear.

No way, in this kind of place, besides chatting to pass the time, what else can they do?
So, there are still people who want to know new, interesting things.

Scarface saw someone hesitate, so he thought about it.

"Well, if you think it's boring, then you don't have to divide me! But, you have to swear, if you are interesting and talk nonsense against your own ideas, you will be imprisoned for an extra 100 years! Die in the Prison of Push City!"

As soon as this remark came out, it was already advancing the most vicious oath in the city. Everyone wanted to regain their freedom. Who would curse themselves because of a spoonful of Lugalu?Even if the curse doesn't work.

"I swear!"

"Well, I swear too."

"I listen and I listen too, I'm so curious!"

Seeing that a bunch of people had already taken the bait, Scarface said mysteriously: "That kid, you just made me laugh by asking me the first sentence!"

"What did he say?" Everyone's curiosity was aroused.

"He even asked me, why did Monkey d Luffy come to the city to rob the prison, but I laughed so hard! This guy is a lunatic!"

"Hahaha! Would you ask such an idiot question? Where does he think Jinjin City is, his own toilet?"

"You don't think so." Dao Scar had a smug expression on his face. He has been imprisoned in Red Lotus Hell for No. 13 years, and he knows everything that happened on the first floor of the city.

He knows which one on the first floor has a second child, which jailer has been promoted, and which adult has been transferred to the Navy headquarters.

What is this Monkey d Luffy, it's nothing more than taking the initiative to advance the city, and save people?
Who do you think he is?God?
Even if the gods came to advance the city, they would still be slapped twice, handcuffed by Shanghai Loushi, and disinfected in the baptismal pool.

Don't mention Monkey d Luffy, who is Ji Pa?
"Monkey d Luffy? Do you know each other?" One person asked curiously.

"do not know."

Everyone shook their heads.

"Then what? That's it? If that's the case, then I won't give you any points, it's meaningless!"

The person who said this is actually a little bit against his will. The jokes that everyone has stockpiled in cell 107 over the years have long been explained. The cold jokes such as the new cellmate asking if someone has come to rob the prison can be elected as the top 107 since the completion of 10. , He even wanted to renege on his debts and refuse to pay Lukalu.

"Hmph! I guessed that you kid wanted to renege! But don't worry, that idiot told me something else!"

"What did he say?" Everyone's curiosity once again occupied the high ground.

Scarface didn't speak, but made a two-pointer with his fingers.

"More!? Are you too greedy?"

"Don't listen, don't listen! I won't listen even if you beat me to death! I still can't get enough to eat every day!"

"Ugh, if you don't listen to me, I think it's very interesting!"

There are those who quit, but there are also those who are interested.

To put it bluntly, two spoonfuls of rice is all, so what?

Seeing that there were few people missing, the scarred face was a little disappointed, but he still glanced at Saidong, and said in a soft voice: "That guy, ask me, did the One Piece King Gol D. Roger surrender to the navy and was arrested?" execute"

silence.

Deathly silence!

Then, a yellow-haired prisoner who couldn't bear it, spat out with a "puchi".

"Hahahaha! What? One Piece will surrender himself? This guy is really crazy! What crazy things are you talking about!"

"Yeah! The great Gol D. Roger will bow his head to the Navy? He is my idol for life! How could he do such a thing!"

"That is, if the One Piece is executed, even if he advances into the city closed, he will still get the news. Patton, you are the latest here. Have you ever heard such ridiculous news when you came in?"

"Hahaha, no, absolutely not! What's the trouble with such crazy talk? That kid is a lunatic!" Parton laughed wildly while clutching his stomach. Obviously, he had the deepest understanding of the greatness of the One Piece King Gol D. Roger.

What did Roger turn himself in to be executed by the navy?What nonsense are you talking about! ?

The cell was filled with laughter and laughter.

Only Saidong in the corner had a sad face and dead silence in his eyes.

Here, it turned out to be 22 years before the beginning of the story of One Piece!
1498 years!
It was still a few months before this guy Roger was executed and shouted out the opening credits to cheat the time!
This.
It's still 1520 when Luffy goes to sea.

Could it be that he has become the most unlucky existence among the traversers?Are you going to spend your good time in this cold and damp booster city?How is this time travel?This is a life sentence! ?
Life imprisonment is only 20 years!
This is no longer bad luck!This is bloody bad luck.
(The new book starts sailing, big brothers and sisters, come to comment, recommend tickets, like chapters and comments! (I will give you a kowtow directly!) I am starving to death, woo woo woo, I want to earn a few dollars to buy some Eating steamed buns with soil, woo woo woo!)

(End of this chapter)