Chapter 1
"Finally it's my turn to time travel."
The Lao Tzu who crossed over was not Lao Tzu, but Xiao Zhang who called himself Lao Tzu.
As a lover of online novels, Xiao Zhang easily accepted the matter of time travel.
The so-called crossing may mean traveling to a parallel world, or it may be a different time in the same world.
When he just time traveled, Xiao Zhang thought that he just traveled through time, from 2021 to the early years of the Republic of China.
So he was going to show off his ambitions, punching a certain book with a perverted life, and kicking the United States, which was stricter than self-discipline than others.
However, when he met a person suddenly, he was shocked to find that he didn't just seem to have traveled through time.
In the town where he lives, there is a man named Uncle Jiu, who is a serious and profound Taoist master of Maoshan Taoism.
Kill all the ghosts and zombies that appeared in the town that Xiao Zhang saw with his own eyes.
"Uncle Jiu, please let me learn Maoshan Taoism with you."
Xiao Zhang is not arrogant at all now, holding a valuable gift, standing outside an ordinary house.
He was even more hesitant to kneel down in his heart. If the man called Uncle Jiu didn't accept him as a disciple, he would not get up by himself, so as to show his determination.
Although it is said that there is gold under the man's knees, how can he not kneel for things like apprenticeship?
In order to learn Maoshan Taoism, Xiao Zhang is also willing to give up his golden knees.
At the opened courtyard door, two young men stood, one tall and one short, blocking Xiao Zhang who wanted to enter.
They are all apprentices of Uncle Jiu.
One of them was Qiu Sheng, who was strong and looked capable of fighting, and was glaring at Xiao Zhang at this time.
The other is Wencai, although he looks a little wretched, but at this time he is trying to persuade him.
"Xiao Zhang, you should go back, my master said he would not accept you as a disciple."
"why?"
Xiao Zhang issued a torture from the depths of his soul.
Wencai was a little embarrassed to tell the truth.
But Qiu Sheng was straightforward, staring at Xiao Zhang and said: "My master said, you have a bad mind, it is impossible for his Maoshan Taoism to be passed on to someone like you, and it will become a disaster in the future."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Zhang was not happy.
"What do you mean I'm not right, Qiu Sheng, let me tell you, we don't know each other well, if you slander me like this, don't blame me for reporting to the police to arrest you."
Qiu Sheng was furious at the time, stepped forward and clenched his fists and glared at Xiao Zhang.
"I slandered you? You tricked Mr. Ren into betrotting Ren Tingting to you with your sweet words, and even married into their family as a son-in-law. You have no clear relationship with foreigners. How dare you say that you have a righteous mind?"
The short Wen Cai stopped Qiu Sheng, looked at Xiao Zhang with a sad face and said, "Go away, you will be beaten in a while, even if you report it to the police afterwards, the one who hurts is you after all."
It was only then that Xiao Zhang realized that Qiu Sheng had such a big opinion of him, and he also understood the real reason why Uncle Jiu didn't want to accept him as his apprentice.
But can he be blamed for this matter?
"I'm a loner. Is there a difference between being married and not being married?"
"I'm tall, handsome, knowledgeable, and good at doing business. Master Ren took a fancy to me and betrothed his daughter to me. Is there something wrong?"
"The reason why I associate with foreigners is not to buy their products... Forget it, I'll tell you that you don't understand, the bird knows the ambition of the swan."
Qiu Sheng was even angrier when he heard these words, because at least Xiao Zhang's first two sentences were true, and he couldn't argue at all.
He even envied Xiao Zhang in his heart, thinking that if he had Xiao Zhang's looks and knowledge, Master Ren would definitely betroth his daughter to him.
Ever since he met the daughter of the richest man in the town, Master Ren, Qiu Sheng has become a bit reluctant to eat and drink.
In spite of Qiusheng's literary talent, he actually likes Master Ren's daughter a little bit.
Proper Bai Fumei, who doesn't like it?
But Wencai is relatively timid, knowing that although Xiao Zhang is not yet married to Mr. Ren's daughter, he has already mastered some of the Ren family's business and has a good relationship with those officials.
How dare you offend?
So it was not easy to help his senior brother Qiu Sheng at this meeting, so he could only hold Qiu Sheng back and not let Qiu Sheng do anything.
If Xiao Zhang was hit, the consequences would not be as serious as usual.
Wencai is very clear that this person named Xiao Zhang is not only malicious, but also has a strong desire for revenge.
And inside the house, listening to his two apprentices in his ears, being stunned and speechless, Uncle Jiu couldn't sit still.
"Since you have great ambitions, why do you want to learn Maoshan Taoism from me?"
Uncle Jiu came out, frowned and stared at Xiao Zhang and said, "I know you bought guns from foreigners and built an armed team. Compared with guns, my Maoshan Taoism is just a trail, not worth your worship." I am a teacher."
How could it be a trail?
Xiao Zhang also knows that guns are king, but he was not an engineering or science student before time travel, so he doesn't know how to make guns.
He understands the principle of the atomic bomb, but even if he is given 1 years, he will not be able to make it.
Relying on the advantages of foresight and the family property of the richest man in this town, Mr. Ren, to pull up a team that can change the general situation of the world, it is basically no different from dreaming.
So after seeing Uncle Jiu, he had a new idea.
It is true that Uncle Jiu knows Maoshan Taoism. After witnessing it with his own eyes, Xiao Zhang confirmed that he not only traveled through time, but traveled into another parallel world.
There are zombies, ghosts, and Maoshan Taoism in this world.
Uncle Jiu can not only subdue demons and goblins, but also knows how to refine zombies and imps.
Yes, the purpose of Xiao Zhang's apprenticeship with Uncle Nine is not to learn Maoshan Taoism to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but to learn how to raise ghosts and zombies.
A combination of guns and zombies.
Before the atomic bomb exploded, it was a proper battlefield weapon.
Even if the atomic bomb will definitely explode in the future, if you have a brat, if you want to steal the relevant technology, it will be easy.
When the time comes, get the technology, kill all those who participated in the Manhattan Project in the United States, and become the only person in the world who has mastered nuclear weapons, tsk tsk tsk...
Thinking about it this way, Xiao Zhang himself felt that he was a little out of sorts.
But even if he was killed, he would not admit it.
"Uncle Jiu, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." Xiao Zhang hurriedly explained: "I pulled up the armed forces only to protect the folks. The world is bad, and we can't protect ourselves without guns. .”
"And I want to ask you to be my teacher to learn Maoshan Taoism. I also want to protect the villagers. A few days ago, someone was killed by a ghost. The former master of the Ren family turned into a zombie, which also caused a lot of casualties among the villagers. The guns of our armed forces can deal with bandits, but they cannot deal with ghosts and zombies."
Uncle Jiu continued to frown, and said: "The demons and ghosts in our town, my apprentice and I are enough, and you don't need you, Mr. Xiao Zhangxiao. Come on, stop talking nonsense, I won't accept you as an apprentice. Let's go now."
Heh... I cherish my broom!
Xiao Zhang also had some dissatisfaction in his heart, but it didn't break out. Instead, he remained polite and put down the gift and left.
He will not give up.
If it is not enough to directly apprentice, then find another path.
For example, take money to buy Uncle Jiu, or Uncle Jiu's apprentice or junior.
If it is really not possible, you can also leave this town.
The sky is big and the earth is big, Xiao Zhang doesn't believe it anymore, there is only one Uncle Jiu who knows Maoshan Taoism.
On the way back, the sky suddenly darkened, and Xiao Zhang didn't pay attention to the time.
But he has a gun on his body, so there is no need to worry about safety.
After all, the ghosts and zombies in the town have been dealt with, and his security team has also improved the law and order in the town a lot.
"After I learn Maoshan Taoism, I will refine zombies and teach them how to use guns. Zombies are invulnerable, can jump high and far, and are not afraid of death. They are perfect soldiers..."
Xiao Zhang has thousands of ambitions in his heart, and the more he thinks about it, the more excited he gets.
But what he didn't notice was that in the darkness, a black figure approached him jump by jump, the jump distance was far beyond ordinary people, and the jumps were silent.
"what!"
In the night, a shrill scream sounded, followed by a series of gunshots.
Xiao Zhang is dead.
This is really going to die before the teacher is ready.
(End of this chapter)
"Finally it's my turn to time travel."
The Lao Tzu who crossed over was not Lao Tzu, but Xiao Zhang who called himself Lao Tzu.
As a lover of online novels, Xiao Zhang easily accepted the matter of time travel.
The so-called crossing may mean traveling to a parallel world, or it may be a different time in the same world.
When he just time traveled, Xiao Zhang thought that he just traveled through time, from 2021 to the early years of the Republic of China.
So he was going to show off his ambitions, punching a certain book with a perverted life, and kicking the United States, which was stricter than self-discipline than others.
However, when he met a person suddenly, he was shocked to find that he didn't just seem to have traveled through time.
In the town where he lives, there is a man named Uncle Jiu, who is a serious and profound Taoist master of Maoshan Taoism.
Kill all the ghosts and zombies that appeared in the town that Xiao Zhang saw with his own eyes.
"Uncle Jiu, please let me learn Maoshan Taoism with you."
Xiao Zhang is not arrogant at all now, holding a valuable gift, standing outside an ordinary house.
He was even more hesitant to kneel down in his heart. If the man called Uncle Jiu didn't accept him as a disciple, he would not get up by himself, so as to show his determination.
Although it is said that there is gold under the man's knees, how can he not kneel for things like apprenticeship?
In order to learn Maoshan Taoism, Xiao Zhang is also willing to give up his golden knees.
At the opened courtyard door, two young men stood, one tall and one short, blocking Xiao Zhang who wanted to enter.
They are all apprentices of Uncle Jiu.
One of them was Qiu Sheng, who was strong and looked capable of fighting, and was glaring at Xiao Zhang at this time.
The other is Wencai, although he looks a little wretched, but at this time he is trying to persuade him.
"Xiao Zhang, you should go back, my master said he would not accept you as a disciple."
"why?"
Xiao Zhang issued a torture from the depths of his soul.
Wencai was a little embarrassed to tell the truth.
But Qiu Sheng was straightforward, staring at Xiao Zhang and said: "My master said, you have a bad mind, it is impossible for his Maoshan Taoism to be passed on to someone like you, and it will become a disaster in the future."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Zhang was not happy.
"What do you mean I'm not right, Qiu Sheng, let me tell you, we don't know each other well, if you slander me like this, don't blame me for reporting to the police to arrest you."
Qiu Sheng was furious at the time, stepped forward and clenched his fists and glared at Xiao Zhang.
"I slandered you? You tricked Mr. Ren into betrotting Ren Tingting to you with your sweet words, and even married into their family as a son-in-law. You have no clear relationship with foreigners. How dare you say that you have a righteous mind?"
The short Wen Cai stopped Qiu Sheng, looked at Xiao Zhang with a sad face and said, "Go away, you will be beaten in a while, even if you report it to the police afterwards, the one who hurts is you after all."
It was only then that Xiao Zhang realized that Qiu Sheng had such a big opinion of him, and he also understood the real reason why Uncle Jiu didn't want to accept him as his apprentice.
But can he be blamed for this matter?
"I'm a loner. Is there a difference between being married and not being married?"
"I'm tall, handsome, knowledgeable, and good at doing business. Master Ren took a fancy to me and betrothed his daughter to me. Is there something wrong?"
"The reason why I associate with foreigners is not to buy their products... Forget it, I'll tell you that you don't understand, the bird knows the ambition of the swan."
Qiu Sheng was even angrier when he heard these words, because at least Xiao Zhang's first two sentences were true, and he couldn't argue at all.
He even envied Xiao Zhang in his heart, thinking that if he had Xiao Zhang's looks and knowledge, Master Ren would definitely betroth his daughter to him.
Ever since he met the daughter of the richest man in the town, Master Ren, Qiu Sheng has become a bit reluctant to eat and drink.
In spite of Qiusheng's literary talent, he actually likes Master Ren's daughter a little bit.
Proper Bai Fumei, who doesn't like it?
But Wencai is relatively timid, knowing that although Xiao Zhang is not yet married to Mr. Ren's daughter, he has already mastered some of the Ren family's business and has a good relationship with those officials.
How dare you offend?
So it was not easy to help his senior brother Qiu Sheng at this meeting, so he could only hold Qiu Sheng back and not let Qiu Sheng do anything.
If Xiao Zhang was hit, the consequences would not be as serious as usual.
Wencai is very clear that this person named Xiao Zhang is not only malicious, but also has a strong desire for revenge.
And inside the house, listening to his two apprentices in his ears, being stunned and speechless, Uncle Jiu couldn't sit still.
"Since you have great ambitions, why do you want to learn Maoshan Taoism from me?"
Uncle Jiu came out, frowned and stared at Xiao Zhang and said, "I know you bought guns from foreigners and built an armed team. Compared with guns, my Maoshan Taoism is just a trail, not worth your worship." I am a teacher."
How could it be a trail?
Xiao Zhang also knows that guns are king, but he was not an engineering or science student before time travel, so he doesn't know how to make guns.
He understands the principle of the atomic bomb, but even if he is given 1 years, he will not be able to make it.
Relying on the advantages of foresight and the family property of the richest man in this town, Mr. Ren, to pull up a team that can change the general situation of the world, it is basically no different from dreaming.
So after seeing Uncle Jiu, he had a new idea.
It is true that Uncle Jiu knows Maoshan Taoism. After witnessing it with his own eyes, Xiao Zhang confirmed that he not only traveled through time, but traveled into another parallel world.
There are zombies, ghosts, and Maoshan Taoism in this world.
Uncle Jiu can not only subdue demons and goblins, but also knows how to refine zombies and imps.
Yes, the purpose of Xiao Zhang's apprenticeship with Uncle Nine is not to learn Maoshan Taoism to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but to learn how to raise ghosts and zombies.
A combination of guns and zombies.
Before the atomic bomb exploded, it was a proper battlefield weapon.
Even if the atomic bomb will definitely explode in the future, if you have a brat, if you want to steal the relevant technology, it will be easy.
When the time comes, get the technology, kill all those who participated in the Manhattan Project in the United States, and become the only person in the world who has mastered nuclear weapons, tsk tsk tsk...
Thinking about it this way, Xiao Zhang himself felt that he was a little out of sorts.
But even if he was killed, he would not admit it.
"Uncle Jiu, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." Xiao Zhang hurriedly explained: "I pulled up the armed forces only to protect the folks. The world is bad, and we can't protect ourselves without guns. .”
"And I want to ask you to be my teacher to learn Maoshan Taoism. I also want to protect the villagers. A few days ago, someone was killed by a ghost. The former master of the Ren family turned into a zombie, which also caused a lot of casualties among the villagers. The guns of our armed forces can deal with bandits, but they cannot deal with ghosts and zombies."
Uncle Jiu continued to frown, and said: "The demons and ghosts in our town, my apprentice and I are enough, and you don't need you, Mr. Xiao Zhangxiao. Come on, stop talking nonsense, I won't accept you as an apprentice. Let's go now."
Heh... I cherish my broom!
Xiao Zhang also had some dissatisfaction in his heart, but it didn't break out. Instead, he remained polite and put down the gift and left.
He will not give up.
If it is not enough to directly apprentice, then find another path.
For example, take money to buy Uncle Jiu, or Uncle Jiu's apprentice or junior.
If it is really not possible, you can also leave this town.
The sky is big and the earth is big, Xiao Zhang doesn't believe it anymore, there is only one Uncle Jiu who knows Maoshan Taoism.
On the way back, the sky suddenly darkened, and Xiao Zhang didn't pay attention to the time.
But he has a gun on his body, so there is no need to worry about safety.
After all, the ghosts and zombies in the town have been dealt with, and his security team has also improved the law and order in the town a lot.
"After I learn Maoshan Taoism, I will refine zombies and teach them how to use guns. Zombies are invulnerable, can jump high and far, and are not afraid of death. They are perfect soldiers..."
Xiao Zhang has thousands of ambitions in his heart, and the more he thinks about it, the more excited he gets.
But what he didn't notice was that in the darkness, a black figure approached him jump by jump, the jump distance was far beyond ordinary people, and the jumps were silent.
"what!"
In the night, a shrill scream sounded, followed by a series of gunshots.
Xiao Zhang is dead.
This is really going to die before the teacher is ready.
(End of this chapter)
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