A Hong Kong drama that started with zombies

Chapter 10 Did you choose, sir.

"This is your ID card."

Uncle Feng handed Xiao Zhang a certificate, the photo and name on it were correct, and the date of birth was February 1972, 2.

"Is it too young?"

Although Xiao Zhang does not admit that he is over 90 years old, he does not feel that he is only 18 years old this year. Although Xiao Xianrou is good, he is too passive. He prefers to be a mature uncle.

"Look in the mirror yourself, will anyone believe you when you say you are 28?"

"that's true."

Xiao Zhang didn't grow old because of sleeping for 70 years, but because his skin became fairer and firmer, so he looked younger than when he died.

"What's the matter with this photo?"

Although the photo on the ID card is of him, it is a little darker than he is now, and he was quite white before.And he had never seen this photo before, and he couldn't remember when he took it.

"Your posthumous photo."

"???"

"The photos placed above the mourning hall."

"I know what posthumous photos mean, but why do I have them?"

From Xiao Zhang's point of view, although there were cameras at the time of his death, people usually only have spiritual cards after death.

"Miss Ren asked someone to take the photo for you. She has kept a foreigner." Uncle Feng said after explaining a sentence: "But I heard that computer office is advocated now, and what computer ID card is there? You can figure it out by yourself in the future." .Well...the computer is...I can't tell you, you can learn it by yourself in the future."

Yo, Uncle Feng, you don't even understand computers?
Coincidentally, I understand this quite well.

Having an ID card is very important to Xiao Zhang, not just because Xiangjiang has implemented the arrest and release policy since October 1980, stipulating that all Xiangjiang residents aged 10 and above must carry ID cards in public places. A fine of HK$15 will be imposed.

It is a small matter to pay a fine, and it is also a small matter to find out that there is a problem with his identity and arrest him, but if he is sent back, it will be a big problem.

After all, after the founding of the People's Republic, no spirits are allowed, and no zombies are allowed.

The most important thing for Uncle Feng to give Xiao Zhang his ID card is to explain Uncle Feng's attitude.

"Then I'm off to find a job."

Xiao Zhang has been staying at Uncle Feng's house for several days, pretending to understand this era on the surface, but in fact he is a big eater.

Uncle Feng is unwilling to teach him how to cultivate zombies, for fear that his strength will become too strong to be suppressed.

He didn't know that because of the unknown mutation, he didn't need to eat at all. The essence of the sun and the moon and the aura of heaven and earth absorbed by his body were completely enough for normal consumption.

So Xiao Zhang can pretend that he is very hungry, and he is hungry 24 hours a day.

Eat when you are hungry.

Uncle Feng would definitely not be willing to give normal food to zombies, nor would he let Xiao Zhang go hunting.

So in the past few days, Uncle Feng's small deposit balance has dropped by a single digit, and even the supplies on the small island of Dongpingzhou suddenly feel a little short.

If things go on like this, it won't take too long before Uncle Feng will be in debt.

So the question is, should I choose to be in debt, or should I let Xiao Zhang go out to find a job?
Uncle Feng was caught in a tangle.

"It's really not my fault, Uncle Feng, you know, it's human nature to eat when you're hungry. Even if I become a zombie, I'm still a human being in essence."

"I don't want to eat people, I don't want to drink people's blood, and I don't want to suck people's souls, because in essence, I am very sure that I am a person, how can people eat people?"

When Uncle Feng heard this sentence, his eyes were a little strange and he said: "Humans can eat people, let alone zombies?"

There are stories.

But Xiao Zhang didn't ask, and continued to defend himself.

"I'm sure I don't know how to eat people, so I need to work part-time to earn money to support myself, and I will also support you in the old age."

"Speaking of which, how much is your monthly salary? Is it enough for you to spend on your own? Do you have a pension in the future?"

"You are still single at such an age... I know you are cultivating the Tao, but you have already cultivated to your level. If you don't survive the thunder disaster after seven or eight years, is it because you took advantage of these seven or eight years If you have time to find a partner, you can barely have five or six children in time."

"For marriage, a house, a car, and a bride price are the most basic. I heard on the radio that housing prices in Xiangjiang are very expensive. You can't let people live with you on this island, can you? Even if she wants, your child will I don't want to."

"Think about your future children. Can they receive a good education on this small island? Can they see the big world? They want to live in the city. If you don't leave them enough inheritance, is their life worth living?" Will it be very hard?"

Uncle Feng stared at Xiao Zhang and corrected him: "I didn't say that my crisis after seven or eight years would be to overcome the thunder calamity. With my merits of subduing demons and demons in more than 100 years, the thunder calamity is as easy as flipping the palm of your hand."

Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "What is the calamity?"

Uncle Feng pondered for a while.

"Let's talk about your going out to work, what are you going to do?"

Let go.

Xiao Zhang regained his spirit and began to imagine the future.

"You know who I am, Uncle Feng. When I first arrived in your town, I was nothing but poor and poor, but it didn't take me a few months... Sigh, don't mention the past again."

"When I listened to the radio, I got the news that Bao Longnu, the eldest granddaughter of Bao Xinglong, one of the ten richest people in Xiangjiang, has just returned from studying in Yingguo and joined Bao Xinglong's global shipping company, saying that she wants to start from the grassroots. .Although no reporter took pictures of Bao Longnv, the gossip news also said that she joined the job under a pseudonym."

"But Uncle Feng, you know my ability. I have sharp eyes. I think back then, I could see the weak woman bullied by the gangsters at a glance. It was Mr. Ren's daughter, Miss Ren... Cough, I I didn’t know it at the time, I just wanted a hero to save the beauty.”

"There is a saying that goes well, if you are in full bloom, the breeze will come naturally."

"I went to the Global Shipping Company to apply for a job, and then I showed my talent in business. I grew up every step of the way, and I went back to the career of my son-in-law that I failed to complete."

"At that time, Uncle Feng, even if you want to take a third or fifth house, or want to have a better development on the road of the police, I can help you. As my son-in-law, protect me Uncle, you are a police commissioner, what's the matter?"

After hearing this, Uncle Feng had an urge to draw a talisman immediately, the Five Thunders Booming Talisman.

But he still couldn't help explaining: "I am a uniformed policeman in Dongpingzhou just to wait for you. Do you really think that I, Xiao Feng, am just an ordinary uniformed policeman?"

"Xiao Feng?"

Xiao Zhang was shocked. It turned out that Uncle Feng's wind was Qiao Feng's peak?
"Isn't it because of you? If I don't change my name, how can I say you are my nephew?"

Oh, it's not Xiao Feng, that's good.

"But, Uncle Feng, you can completely change my name and surname."

"You want to change your name? Hehe...it should be your catastrophe, you won't be able to escape even if you run away."

"Hey, hey, tell me clearly, what disaster do I have?"

"If you follow your fantasy, you will definitely suffer disaster and die."

"That's it? Can you explain more clearly?"

"No, you can't be a son-in-law." Uncle Feng's tone became firm, and he said, "I will arrange a job for you. You wait a few more days, and then report honestly."

Xiao Zhang asked helplessly: "What kind of job is it, you should be able to tell me this?"

"Be the same as me, be a policeman." Uncle Feng stroked his police uniform.

"No way, Sir." Xiao Zhang was shocked: "I'm a zombie, you want me to be a policeman?"

"As a Maoshan Taoist priest, am I also a policeman?"

"If you Maoshan Taoist is a policeman, you can call him an exorcist policeman. I am a zombie as a policeman. What is it? A demonic policeman?"

Xiao Zhang is unwilling because the salary is too low to start a business.

With his vision of more than 30 years, even if he is not a son-in-law to do business on his own, it may be difficult for the world's richest man, but the world's richest man is absolutely fine.

Moreover, when the police act, there is supervision, and they cannot do whatever they want.

"Uncle Feng, if the devil policeman is also considered a policeman, then is it also considered a single pressure?"

Uncle Feng didn't care whether it was a single pressure or not, and said with a cold face: "Either, you listen to my advice and be a good person, or, I will slay demons and demons in advance, and you choose."

Don't give me a choice?

Xiao Zhang sneered in his heart.

One day, I will stand in front of you, an exorcist policeman in military uniform, as the head of the Xiangjiang Police Force, and say to you——You chose, sir.

(End of this chapter)